#I'm only saying this because I kinda ignored his red flags in the first audio because I thought his voice was really relaxing

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I have to assume that Kody is drop dead gorgeous, fall-on-your-knees-as-soon-as-you-see-him gorgeous, starting-at-him-jaw-on-the-floor type gorgeous, if-you-don't-let-me-suck-your-dick-I'm-gonna-kill-myself type gorgeous because why the hell else would freelancer ignore the glaring red flags that were popping up as soon as he opened his mouth