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#I'm pilfering my moms laptop once she's done with school and keeping it the ipads are gonna kill me
vidawhump
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7 months
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Watch my school give everyone iPads with dysfunctional keyboards that hate everyone and everything then block 99% of all social media and gamesso everyone uses VPNs that just funk everything up even more
#we played a game the other day called two truths and your mom
#it's like two truths and a lie but the lie is just something about your mom instead
#mine was that I chopped off most of my hair over the summer
#I have a tumblr account
#and I hoard and collect pens like a maniac
#all my classmates agreed that the tumblr account is definitely my mom
#they were so sure about it it was so funny
#they were like
#oh tumblr is some really old site like facebook that has to be vida’s mom
#and then I was like NOPE YOURE ALL WRONG THE PENS WERE MY MOM I HAVE A TUMBLR ACCOUNT AND I LOVE THIS STUPID HELLSITE ITS SO FUN
#shitpost
#school posting
#the ipads are evil and hate everyone
#I'm pilfering my moms laptop once she's done with school and keeping it the ipads are gonna kill me
#no but it's so funny bc the blocked snap and insta and all that jazz but they didn't block tumblr so here we are I'm supposed to be writing
#a 4 page essay due in a few periods and I've barely glanced at the rubric help
#I'm gonna professionally sweet talk my way out of this
#Somebody please ask me how to sweet talk the teachers I need to put my wisdom and experience into the world
#I've been running this game since 2nd grade I know how to talk my way into due date extensions and other fun things
#somebody please ask give me an excuse to do this pleasepleasepleaseplease
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