#and I hoard and collect pens like a maniac
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Watch my school give everyone iPads with dysfunctional keyboards that hate everyone and everything then block 99% of all social media and gamesso everyone uses VPNs that just funk everything up even more
#we played a game the other day called two truths and your mom#it's like two truths and a lie but the lie is just something about your mom instead#mine was that I chopped off most of my hair over the summer#I have a tumblr account#and I hoard and collect pens like a maniac#all my classmates agreed that the tumblr account is definitely my mom#they were so sure about it it was so funny#they were like#oh tumblr is some really old site like facebook that has to be vida’s mom#and then I was like NOPE YOURE ALL WRONG THE PENS WERE MY MOM I HAVE A TUMBLR ACCOUNT AND I LOVE THIS STUPID HELLSITE ITS SO FUN#shitpost#school posting#the ipads are evil and hate everyone#I'm pilfering my moms laptop once she's done with school and keeping it the ipads are gonna kill me#no but it's so funny bc the blocked snap and insta and all that jazz but they didn't block tumblr so here we are I'm supposed to be writing#a 4 page essay due in a few periods and I've barely glanced at the rubric help#I'm gonna professionally sweet talk my way out of this#Somebody please ask me how to sweet talk the teachers I need to put my wisdom and experience into the world#I've been running this game since 2nd grade I know how to talk my way into due date extensions and other fun things#somebody please ask give me an excuse to do this pleasepleasepleaseplease
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