#I'm predictable

[kriber]

mp100 au where dimple saves reigen's ass around the time when reigen first started his business, and they just kept bumping into each other at work (except that reigen can see dimple now that he's been possessed). so they make a deal where dimple possesses reigen during work and shows off his cool powers while reigen does the talking and hand motions, and dimple gets to eat the spirit they exorcise. it's a good partnership until mob appears and they have to pretend that these powers are reigen's own and not some jackass spirit who lives halfway in some con artist's brain

[falselyprofound]

...How many days IS this holiday?

[presidential--suite]

🎵 All the little girls, they found him fine But George E. Porge, he's kissed the girls And felt he'd rather kiss the boys Speculates if now is not the time

♬ Les Claypool and the Holy Mackerel - George E. Porge

[mantequillamcwhoremick]

I love writing i love introducing something Kenny really wants to do and plans it elaborately into his day and then smash his plans to pieces when a Thing happens

[ocular-intercourse]

canary captain, sir 👉🏻👈🏻

[angelgendered]

what do you mean, you could 'see this coming'? what do you mean, 'you have a type oli'? wha-

[regscupid]

Hi Kit!! 8 & 28 for the ask game pls <33

hi em <333

8. favorite movie

this is SUCH a hard question for me but right now it's probably train to busan (no one is shocked)

28. favorite book

i really do not read a lot of actual books but the hunger games has had a stronghold on me since i was eleven years old and i don't see that going away ever so. yeah. specifically catching fire

ask game

[https-chaos]

so i'm reading all of my fics today and wow i sure do write very similar details in almost all of them, don't i.

- shirts riding up to show tummy and the other guy being horny about it. this is due to the fact that seeing a little peek of happy trail and skin, on someone who's skin you rarely see, is very hot. i'll die on this hill yes it's a little victorian but idc

- weed. because i'm a stoner

- cigarettes. both to demonstrate a character's lack of care for their health and because everyone looks hot smoking. i don't make the rules sorry

- consent. yeah, i know, even between characters who wouldn't ask for it in canon. i do try to keep it subtle but i can't write the sex scene without it lmao

- characters being horny about necks and jaws and adam's apples and collarbones. we all know that reading someone else's work will give you hints about the author and i won't apologize for being transparent 👍

- getting interrupted, especially in my wttt fics where they all live in the statehouse

- cuddling in hospital beds! and heart rate monitors going off when they kiss.

- eating disorders because they're just like me fr

- overly descriptive getting-dressed scenes because i firmly believe a good outfit is sexy af

[klmmcqueen]

i’m back jojoing again, star platinum call me 👉👈

[rainbowvamp]

okay actually 2022 is like.

I want to fuck that man (hob)

he said it he said it he said it he said it he said it he said it he said it he said it he said it ("you're late." "I've heard it impolite to keep one's friends waiting.")

[honourablejester]

Trying Out Some PF2e Character Concepts

Okay, so I was browsing around the character creation options for PF2e on Archives of Nethys, and playing around on Pathbuilder trying out how characters are actually built and what kind of feats and things you get as you go and how stuff gets added onto your character (sidenote: character builders are just generally addictive). And, some thoughts:

I was unreasonably pleased, when browsing character backgrounds, that ‘grave robber’ is an option. As is ‘back-alley doctor’, ‘junk collector’, ‘street preacher’ and ‘cultist’. Fantastic!

But grave robber in particular just … I immediately wanted a grave robber character. I dabbled around on Pathbuilder for a couple of iterations. I definitely wanted a Ratfolk character, but I flitted around a couple of classes. Because of the death thing, I tried out a Psychic first, and discovered that I adore Occultism as a skill and in particular several of the Occultism skill feats. There’s one called ‘Read Psychometric Resonance’, and I’ve no idea how useful it is, but it’s psychometry. You can examine an object and get echoes of past emotions from it! Psychometry is one of those niche things that I just love to see in a story/game, and I love that you can train that in Pathfinder. You can develop psychometry as a skill. Fantastic.

Things you can also get from Occultism skill feats: the ability to read auras (Aura Sight), the ability to contact the local ghosts so they can give you the psychic low-down on the immediate area (Consult the Spirits), the ability to make your magic just look weird and hard to identify (Bizarre Magic), the ability to make small talismans against magic/ghosts (Root Magic), and the ability to just start muttering ominous shit and confusing/scaring the hell out of one to several people around you (Disturbing Knowledge). I absolutely want to build a character completely around Occultism.

And there’s also … there’s a couple of Archetypes, which appear to be Pathfinder’s way of letting your character major in one class and minor in another class/archetype? There’s an Archetype for all the classes, so you can spec into a second class, but there’s also other archetypes. And there’s a trio that work really well around this concept that I was interested in: Exorcist (pacify spirits), Ghost Hunter (fight ghosts, spellcasting) and Ghost Eater (fight ghosts). For my second go at my ratty graverobber, I went for a Rogue with the Ghost Eater archetype, which seemed quite fun.

Also, on a different note, while I was trying out ideas for the ‘back-alley doctor’, another background that I adore for entirely un-noir-related reasons, I was looking at Heritages, which are to Ancestries what Archetypes are to Classes. As in, you can take feats from both your main ancestry and your heritage as you go, so you get much more elements of both, unlike, say, dhampirs in 5e, which mostly replace your original race. And, thing is, I was looking at a dwarf for my back-alley doctor, and tiefling is a heritage in PF2e (as, by the way, is dhampir). So I can have a fiendish dwarf. I’m not sure why I’m so specifically delighted by the idea of dwarf/tiefling hybrid, but I very much am.

And while I was browsing the tiefling feats, there’s a specific lineage, Shackleborn, that’s actually quite suggestive for our back-alley doctor. Shackleborn lineages are marked by velstrac, which appear to be sadistic surgeon fiends from the shadow plane, and shackleborn get the Fast Healing feat, because they’ve basically been genetically tweaked to last longer under torture. Which. If I wanted an incredibly noir twisted family history for a back-alley doctor dwarf …  

Now the only problem I’m having with this character concept is what actual class to put on top of this noir chassis. Heh.

Character building is just a really fun and addictive exercise.

[englishstrawbie]

I knew you’d like the neck kiss, lol.

I'm a simple girl, Anon. I see a neck kiss, I swoon. 😉

[presidential--suite]

✨ Top Five Treys ✨  

#2: Trey and Matt’s Conversation with the CO Governor (2021)

(Series with @a-magical-evening 💖)

Sorry about the GIF quality, I know they’re kinda slow. I’ve work shopped these fuckers for hours, and I just can’t get it right :/ I’ll learn, but for now I’m writing this at midnight and I’m so tired and this is good enough. It was slow or better quality, with my limited skill set, so slow it is.

Sooo uhhh TW for NSFW and my unbridled passion on this post....There will be some objectification. Very NSFW 👀

So normal stuff first: this was where Casa Bonita was officially announced!! The part where Trey’s telling the story where Matt’s like ‘don’t get too excited, but we may get it’, and Trey has to pull over. How many conversations over how many years did this go on? Love how Matt already knew. Facilitating Trey’s dreams 😍 So sweet

I’m glad they were open about vaccination and climate change. Honestly, clarity is key, especially when people like to keep labeling them ignorant conservatives and things were (ARE) still shitty in the US. Ugh.

How random to just sit down with Polis?? Love that for them, he seems like a relatively good governor (looking at Abbott 😡).

ANYway! 💖 I chose this because Trey’s so fucking hot my eyeballs burned out of my head and they’re just smoking holes now. This awakened me. A year ago I was kinda like those “I like them in the 90s only” bitches, where I loved pretty blonde Trey and was alright with him current day. Then this fucker came out and blew my mind. Who knows what it was, the cargo pants? The flip flops? The pit sweat? The tan lines? The shirt that fits just right?? Wowowowow

I love an older man okay, but I started dating a guy my age and decided that the concept was gross, but this just restarted my brain wiring and I went full old man lover again. (Trey is literally two years younger than my father...and I was born in ’97)

So I severely lusted after him in this video. I’ve watched it more than any other interviews combined. I’ve downloaded it. I’ve capped it. I’ve GIFed it. I’ve done other things with it. Okay? Chill 💖

His body is just?? Fuck. His thighs, I wish they’d just smother my face. He’s so fineee. So Dad. Only thing that would make this better was his chest hair showing. Maybe a chain. Throw in an earring. 😭😭😭 Dammmnnnnn. If he “looks like Matt’s dad”, well Matt, I’m sorry but I’m your new step mom.

I have much more to say, but it’d just be describing my sexual fantasies at this point, and nobody needs that. Yikes. If this were written at any other time than 12:15 I’d behave myself.

So number 2 is Trey’s fine ass on this fuckin couch. 🥵🥵🥵

[skelkankaos]

can't wait for the weather to get warm enough that I can switch from my winter doc martens to my summer doc martens

[boilyerheid]

Witcher fic you say 👀 👀 👀

modern au feat complete disaster jaskier and a meet cute on a train with a certain royal idiot...

[gaal-dornick]

watching 90s vale tudo matches and thinking about