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also incredibly funny watching brennan who is usually pretty structured about the show absolutely losing the thread every couple of minutes simply cause he is talking to his wife

it's probably less of a pure brennan thing and more of a trained and skilled improviser thing, but i really do enjoy watching him pick up on his guest's vibes in adventuring academy sooo much every time

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i’ll say it a hundred times because some of you need to hear it a hundred times but the trick to liking yourself again is learning new skills and hobbies or returning to ones you had. it makes you so confident learning new shit all the time.

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i would watch 100 episodes of brennan and izzy trying new and weird snacks, the absolute adhd frenzy

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hey so like,,,,,

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Maxwell saying he's the only one with intellectual curiosity in his family and then starting on this adventure and realizing he has basically no intellectual curiosity in comparison to the rest of the crew. Something something going to college/work/the wide world for the first time and suddenly everyone around you is better than you at something you thought made you special.

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You have just been magically transported into a random ao3 fic!

Spin the wheel of ao3 tags three times to find out what your fic is about. Put in the tags what your fic tags are!

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obsessed with the party split in tonight’s episode where Monty and Daisuke are like very kind to Olethra and very focused on protecting her and fostering her sense of adventure and wonder in the world, meanwhile Van and Marya are attempting to bully some whimsy into Maxwell against all odds

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i hate you summer i hate you heat i hate you sweating i hate you burning sun i hate you warm weather i hate you climate change

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it's probably less of a pure brennan thing and more of a trained and skilled improviser thing, but i really do enjoy watching him pick up on his guest's vibes in adventuring academy sooo much every time

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could you please do a tutorial on how you do your risograph style drawings? they look so cool 😭😭

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One of the major dividing lines of our age is between those who think it's worthwhile to cooperate and work with other people, accepting their flaws and limitations, to build something larger than ourselves, and those who think everything is fundamentally hopeless and that other people are corrupt, degenerate, and suspect. And the latter is not conducive to having any kind of culture at all.

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reblog this and put in the tags something you watched that terrified you as a child. i was so scared of the hot sauce in spongebob that i refused to be in the room when it was on

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hi gang. reminder that we are some of the best sweaters in the animal kingdom (second only to equines) allowing us to stay cool and keep moving in hot weather. we have 10 times the density of sweat glands compared to other great apes.

we are ALSO insanely good at smelling rain (specifically geosmin, found in the soil and activated by rain) with the ability to smell 10 parts per trillion. this is speculated to have helped our ancestors survive!

we ALSO have absolutely batshit diets compared to most other animals. caffeine and chocolate are completely toxic to most animals but we can eat it without even feeling sick. even avocados are severely toxic to many animals to the point where it can be fatal to eat, but humans love it!!!

we are ALSO the best endurance runners ON EARTH out of ANY other species. we beat horses in endurance running. you know, the animals that gradually evolved away most of their toes in order to be the best runners?? yeahhh.

and to top it all off. our lifespan is unusually long for our species' weight/mass. typically, the bigger a species is, the longer its average lifespan (e.g. weasels live for 1-2 years, whales can live over 200) but we're very small for how long our average lifespan is. big cats like tigers live around 14-15 years, brown bears 25 years, yet here we are expected to live around 75-85 years. that is NUTS.

humans as a species are so extremely cool. it's not just our intellect that makes us amazing. we may not be the fastest or the strongest in the animal kingdom but we're super cool in many other ways. next time you sweat you can go wow!!! humans are so cool I'm able to keep moving because of my absolutely insane number of sweat glands! thank you evolution!

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Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm

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This is who is leading the NYC mayoral democratic primary rn