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I just realized
I'm sorry teenage mutant what now au boys
🤝 thinking you're a human then finding you're not in a traumatic way (also you used to know)
Zane from Ninjago
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leisi-lilacdreams · 6 months
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IT'S HERE IT'S HERE IT'S FINALLY HERE! THE OFFICAL SHOP OPENING!
why april 1st? cause that's my birthday! woooo! °˖✧◝(≧▽≦)◜✧˖°
after months of work and prep, this is my birthday gift to me lol
Here's everything that will be in the shop!
Shop Link IG Link
Get your calendars and alarms set!
ps- i'm also trying to get into anime cons to sell at the AA i'm mainly based in the US south i've already got a few con set up for this year maybe you'll see me in the future 👀
secret bonus info: first 40 orders will get a random doodle (10x of each boy drawn) don't worry they'll be inked
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if you put your tumblr name in the order notes and if i recognize it, i'll try to give you a boy you favor but no promises
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camarilla-arts · 10 months
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More designs for my TMNT iteration ideas, this time you can see a bit more about were I'm going with the Kraang concepts. The various Subprime's get to keep a little more of their personality than any standard Kraang body, and the Hunter's former self, Mona Lisa (heavily inspired by her 2012 version), is shown here too!
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samskaterguy · 1 year
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Shred, Mondo, Shred! 🦎🛹
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HE JUST CAME IN TODAY AND I'M LITERALLY SO HAPPY! HE'S THE DUDE EVER, HE'S SO SICK!!!
AND BABY MONDO CAME WITH HIM! and a gun :)
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tangledinink · 7 months
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new cover art for i'm sorry, teenage mutant what now? btw :3c
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0ddbugs · 1 year
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"Who's Big Mama?" ________________________________________
April: "With friends, I think?" Splinter: "And, Mikey?"
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"Is this a turtle convention or something?" ______________________________________________ Raph: "Saw him in line to get some food." Splinter: "Ah, and where is Leonardo?"
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Leo: "Hm- explosions aren't in the manual..."
could not make these without @coffinpal coloring them thank you! @tmntaucompetition The Amazing AUs & Iterations:
Bloodbath Donnie: @trubblegumm Little Prince Au: @beannary Battle Scars Au: @kaysdenofchaos Extended Family: Raph and Leo @extended-family-au | @alexthenerdbird | @ariel-gremlinzkeep | @cookiekate-art | @wh0rkestra | @emmyawards201 | @quirkycorgianimations | @kaysdenofchaos I'm sorry, Teenage Mutant What Now? by @tangledinink Colorcoded Leo: @camilieroart Teenage Mutant Neglected Turtles: @nerves-nebula
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tmntaucompetition · 7 months
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Okay I think I was able to fix everything!
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Below the cut are the matchups in text form! Also please let me know if I did mess anything up.
At My Worst + The Lonely Buzz in Blue VS Mama's Boys -> Gemini Twins
Feral Leo VS Little Scraps of Wisdom
Ghost in the Shell VS SnapDonnie + The Likeness of Mirrored Souls
I'm Sorry, Teenage Mutant What Now? + Wouldn't it be Easier? VS Little Subjects
Finding Home + Death Wish VS TMNT: Shen and the League of Lesbians + No Crime, Only Brooches -> Rattrap
Snapdragon + Is This Right? VS Battle Scars
Open Your Shell to Find Your Wings VS TMNT: Omniverse
100 FT and a World Away + Forgive Me VS Happily Ever After
Honor Bound VS Even More of a Disaster -> Bad End Ninja Turtles
The Last Ronin Becomes a Discord Admin VS Life Goes On
Age Gao VS Hello, Clairvoyant? + Rabbit's Broach
Villain Leo AU VS Kid Leo AU
Twinpathy VS Replica -> TMT Croc Pot
True Colors VS Kendratello Childhood AU + August AU
Crusade of a Lonely Turtle VS Minor Interference
The Employees + Turtles All the Way Down VS Empyrean Weeping
Sep!Leo AU VS Two Arms Left -> REBOOT: A Second Chance
Portal Baby VS Sidelined + FIrefight
Reptile Rampage VS Wanderer -> Dimension Hopper Leo
The Neon Void VS Live Life + No Fun in Fungus
Snapper Lou VS Universes + The Unicorn Paradox -> Swanatello
Please Don't Leave Me + Lone Hunter & Turtle VS Tabletop Turtles
Remember Forever VS Aberration
Twin-Sync (More Than You Think) VS Mitosis + Minecraft Isekai -> Spider-Lily
Hues of Mystic Neon VS Until I Found You
Teenage Mutant Meddling Turtles VS Sorry I'm Late
Ktech + The Mutation Situation VS Blood is Thicker Than Ooze
Grown Apart VS UPRISING: A Dystopia AU -> The Little Prince
Surp-Rise! VS TMNT 04
Red Rover VS Teenage Mutant Warrior Cats
Tiz Separated AU VS Rise of the Parallel
psst! The arrows in some of them indicate a somewhat bonus round, so those will all happen before the official round two. think of them as round 1.5 :D
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https-lvesick · 19 days
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[ 03 ] thanks spiderman, the useless partner ever!
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[summary] toronto has never been so chaotic, but things are working out since the spiders appeared to save the citizens. spiderman and silk are the city's biggest saviours and they count on them to keep them safe, even the police. but, aside from their big responsibilities, they’re just teenagers, trying to be themselves and keep their grades good, trying to have a social life and maybe a love life as successful as their superhero life. but… what’s easier to tell? that you have a crush on your best friend or that you’re a mutant superhero?
[ ♡ ] there are written portions with 1294 words!
[content] canon violence (i tried my best), mentions of injuries and blood
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it was nearly midnight and you were on top of a building, waiting for your partner. you knew spiderman was a little clumsy and, definitely, couldn't get on time, but this was getting out of control. it was the fifth time in the week and you couldn't even make it to wednesday yet.
maybe some of the men in your life weren't the reliable type. first mark, now spiderman. perhaps you should just quit and let them do things by themselves.
"where are you?" you mumble to yourself, checking the time on the gadget on your suit.
suddenly, you hear a loud noise and the other spider is there, right beside you. you couldn't see his expressions because of his mask fully covering his face, but he could see yours and he could tell you were beyond annoyed.
"i'm sorry, i got caught up with something." he reasoned, embarrassed.
"yeah, you said that the other... twenty times before. how can i even count on you if you act this way? seriously, like why are you all the same?" you blurt out, making the hero raise his hands.
"'you all'?" the spiderman asks, confused.
"men. you better make it on time the next time, or else, you can forget we're partners." you say, before jumping off the building, swinging on your webs.
the boy scratches his nape. he knows better than to make silk angry, but what to do? he got entertained texting giselle, it was not like it was his fault (it totally was). he sighs before following you.
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watching the news, which was showing another angle of what was happening, you notice something different in that gang. their weapons, it wasn't the usual pistols and rifles, they were somehow bigger and would, probably, cause even more damage.
again, you were waiting for the spiderman, but you couldn't wait anymore. the police were preparing to enter the jewellery store and you couldn't let that happen, not when they'd fight against that equipment.
apparently, there were no hostages, only the criminals inside the building and the police outside, but there were citizens around.
"silk, do you have any plan?" one of the police officers asks you when you jump in front of them.
"not really, but tell your people to stay away for now. lemme do it." you ask, making your way to the jewellery store.
"but you're alone. where's the spiderman?" he asks concerned.
"busy with... other things." the sentence sounds way bitter than you anticipated. "i'm telling you to let me do it. did you see what they have? those weapons are far from normal and you can't compete with that. i'll handle it and when i need your people, i'm calling you." he nods and orders the others through the walkie-talkie.
you make your way inside the building in the most silent manner possible. "nings, can you see?" you ask the girl through your ear-in.
"yes. the problem is... they're turning everything off, you need to be quick." she warns.
"fine, just tell me where they are and if you can see how their weapons are to maybe search it up..."
"i'm already doing it and uh... they're in five. two of them are in the main room, plundering, and the other two are making sure there is no one there to interrupt them, on the second floor." she says and could hear the typing sounds of her keyboard, probably searching up the weapons.
"and the last one? weren't they in five?" you whisper, entering the main room, climbing the ceiling, watching two of the criminals.
"the last one is waiting for them in their van, apparently. well, that's what the idiots on the second floor are discussing about." she sighs.
you remain on the ceiling, studying the options. "tell me, nings, are the others distracted?" you ask, watching the two men beneath you too focused on getting the most valuable items possible.
"i guess..." she says, noticing another two cameras being turned off. "but they are quick, so you need to be quicker."
"right..."
you shoot two webs on both men's faces, blinding them for a moment, so you can jump and kick them. the first thing you did was disarm them, so they could have no chance. they tried to fight back, but the first one got a punch in his face and the second, a kick on his stomach, making him fall on top of the glass showcase, shattering into pieces.
"y/n, are you fine? i can't see much." ningning asks, concerned.
"totally fine." that's when you hear a power load. thanks to your spider senses, you dodged it, but you were worried about getting shot. the big hole in the wall told too much.
you glued the two criminals that were knocked out on the floor and started the fight with the other two. the bigger one was trying to shoot you with a pistol, while the other tried to close combat. you shot some webs to his face to blind him for a while and take care of the one who was trying to literally kill you.
"what the... fuck?" you notice something weird in that pistol. it wasn't shooting bullets, it was shooting some kind of... needle?
"what?" at this point ningning was eating up her whole hand. it was new to her not to watch your every move. she made a mental note to add a camera on your suit later.
"it's shooting needles!" you see the sadist smile on the criminal's face and that just boosts your ego.
you dodge his every shot and finally reach him, punching the man so hard you break his nose and he passes out. you make sure to glue him to the floor too.
"hey, silk!" you hear a calling and turn around, but you're not too fast to dodge this shot.
the load that hits you is so strong that makes you fly and hit your back to the wall, almost losing your consciousness. and the man wasn't prepared to use that kind of weapon, since it was too much even for him.
"y/n!" hearing the loud noise, ningning feels her heart racing even more.
"tell the police to enter." you say, weak and she complies immediately.
you stand up, legs wobbling, and take a good look at the weapons. you also take a needle to know what kind of material is there. you see the police officers coming and one of them comes to you.
"i'm fine, don't worry. just get these weapons to a secure place and tell detective kevin moon about it, he'll know what to do." you instruct him and he nods. you could feel your mouth dry, you looked at your stomach and you could see not only blood staining most of your suit, but also a hole in it, showing your skin.
as soon as that is explained, you get out of there quickly.
"y/n, you need to tell me if you're fine. i can't let you swing around the city if you're seriously injured." she says in a stern voice.
"i'm fine, nings. imma call you when i get home." you say and turn off the call. you felt weak and dizzy, but still, you walked out of the building, having to face those people. the citizens, the reporters and more police officers. the camera flashes were blinding you, making your head hurt even more. you tried your best to remain on your feet, but you knew you couldn't. that's when you try to swing. you shoot a web to the top of a building to get out of the people's attention, but you can't go too far.
you just fall there, weak, and close your eyes, passing out.
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[author's note] things are getting complicated here huh and ning's right FUCK U SPIDERMAN the less reliable partner ever bruh also it wasn't proofread, imma do it later, so if u notice any typos or inaccuracies im sorry 😭😭
[taglist] @winwintea @lucuslavigne @cheolcam @dreamwithlost @spiderm444rk @byeonwooseokabs @nosungluv @docilismo @chenlesfavorite @nanaxwi @superbbananananana @cosmic-marauder @xyzsiissnnsnsjs @joyzluvr @yewshi @morkiee
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6rookie-writer0110 · 3 months
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Competition with the night
Kate Bishop x Male Reader
Request - hi could you do A Male Ninja Reader Adopted By Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles X Kate Bishop?
The reader is Kate's boyfriend who helps her against the tracksuit gang, when they are surrounded, they are helped by the reader's adopted brothers the ninja turtles, along with their best friend Casey Jones, who surprises Kate and Clint very much.
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You are at Kate’s apartment and the moment got ruined. You and Kate were supposed to have a romantic day together but Clint got the location of the tracksuit gang. Now, you and Kate are getting dressed then you get the arrows ready for her.
“So, who you were texting?” Kate asked.
“My brother Donatello, asked what we should have for dinner. I don't know why he is asking, he loves pizza” You said.
“So his name is Donatello, interesting. So… does he know that you are my boyfriend? We have been dating for two years, and you always talk about them. I thought you could introduce me to him” Kate said.
“Ummm, that can't happen,” You said.
“Why not?” Kate asked.
“It’s complicated and you might not like them,” You said.
“Y/n, you don't know that. What if I get along with them?” Kate said.
“I-I… Kate, I'm sorry but you can't meet him or my other brothers” You said.
You are Kate’s boyfriend of two years, you know everything about her. And there are times you talk about your brothers with Kate.
“It feels like I don't know who you are sometimes,” Kate said unhappily.
You feel bad and she walks away. She is ignoring you and you sighed.
“Kate, it's complicated. I-” You said.
“Stop it, Y/n. I don't want to talk about it right now. Just get ready” Kate said.
You and Kate went with Clint to the warehouse. You and Kate put the earpiece on and waited on the roof
“Kate, I'm sorry… I” You tried to explain.
“Forget it, Y/n,” Kate said.
“Focus, you two. Whatever is the problem save it for later, I don't want to get killed” Clint said.
Clint was fighting the guys, then got caught. Now he is tied up, he was distracted by you two.
“Where is Kate Bishop!?” He yelled.
“I don't know who that is,” Clint said.
They keep asking but Clint plays dumb. Then you and Kate fell through the glass roof the thugs tied up you and Kate. Clint sighed, now you three are sitting on a kiddie ride machine.
“This is embarrassing,” You said.
Clint sighed and Kate tried to break the rope tied around her wrists. One of the guys takes out your phone from your pocket.
“Nice phone,” He said.
“Can you do me a quick favor?” You asked.
“Y/n,” Clint said.
“What are you doing?” Kate asked.
“I asked him nicely,” You said.
“Fine. You are going to die, so call your mom and say goodbye” He said.
“Go to my phone contacts and press my brother’s phone number,” You said.
The guy pressed Raphael’s phone number…
“Hey Raphie!” You said.
“Don’t call me that” Raphael said.
“Hey, I'm in trouble… we are in trouble. Can you come save me? before they decide to kill me” You said.
“What did you do!?” Raphael yelled.
“Raphael! I didn't do anything wrong. Are you coming or what?” You said.
“Yeah, yeah yeah. Give us five minutes” Raphael said.
“I love you,” You said.
“You are strange, Y/N,” Raphael said.
He hangs up and everyone is staring at you.
“Big brothers, always in a crappy mood,” You said.
“I have an old brother too. My mom thinks he is perfect in everything” He said.
“Exactly! My dad thinks he is perfect” You said.
“I can’t believe this is happening right now,” Clint said.
“I thought your brother’s name was Donatello, not Raphael,” Kate said.
“I have four older brothers,” You said.
Raphael told the others that you are in trouble. Then Donatello used his technology to track your phone, then they found the location. They got ready and then went to pick up Casey Jones and told him what was going on. While you and Kate started to bicker everyone told you two to shut up.
10 minutes later, Casey And your brothers jumped through the windows.
“We are saved!” You cheered.
“Dude, what did you get yourself into” Michelangelo said.
“They… they are… they are turtles,” Kate said.
“It’s a long story. Hey, Casey!” You said.
Casey used his hockey stick to hit the guy in the face. Then Michelangelo ripped the rope off your wrist, then you got off and started to help your brothers.
“Kate, do you see what I see huge turtles fighting,” Clint said.
“Yeah… umm this is real,” Kate said.
You continued to help your brothers fight. Then you used Leonardo’s sword to unite Clint and Kate. Your brothers and Casey successfully defeated the mafia.
“Are you okay?” You asked.
“Are they really your family? Are you half turtle?” Kate asked.
“Funny, but no I'm not part turtle. Actually, they adopted me” You said.
“How? They can't go to an orphanage and ask for a kid” Clint said.
“Hi, I’m Kate and I'm part of the Avengers,” Kate said.
“Avengers? Is that a rock band?” Raphael asked.
“We found him when he was a baby, his family abandoned him. We took him in and he became a brother to us. Hi, my name is Leonardo” Leonardo said.
“Like the painting Leonardo,” Kate said.
“Actually, Leonardo was an artist,” Casey said
“And they adopted you too?” Kate asked.
“No, I'm friends with them and my Name is Casey Jones” Casey smiled.
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You took Kate home and she is still speechless.
“I can’t believe you live in a sewer. Is this why you didn't tell me about your family?”Kate said.
“Yeah, I didn't know how you were going to react or thought I was lying,” You said.
“I don't know how I was going to react if you told me,” Kate said.
“Are you going to break up with me?” You asked.
“No, I'm not going to break up with you. I still want you to be my boyfriend” Kate said.
She grabbed your shirt and pulled you closer to her. She starts to kiss you and you wrap your arms around her. You and Kate start to smile and you kiss her again.
“Kate and Y/n sitting on a tree…” Your brothers sang.
You moved away from Kate.
“Not funny!” You said.
“Awww, look at Y/n being all shy because his girlfriend is here” Michelangelo teased.
“Shut up,” You said.
Leonardo put his arm around your shoulder.
“Young love. Kate did you know that Y/n was scared of the dark until he was thirteen” Leonardo said.
“I can't believe you said that!” You said.
“I didn't know you were scared of the dark,” Kate said.
“Ugh!” You whined.
Kate is still smiling and they are getting along with her. But she did get scared of meeting Master Splinter.
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Your brothers took you and Kate to a basketball game. At first, Kate thought your brothers would wear disguises but she was wrong. You and everyone are inside the Jumbotron eating pizza. Your brothers are eating like pigs
“Guys, save pizza for Kate,” You said.
“She is taking too long to eat pizza,” Donatello said.
“Don’t be rude” You said.
“I never thought i would be here in Madison Square Garden watching the Knicks play up here inside the Jumbotron,” Kate said.
You start to eat your pizza.
“When i say go, you guys say Knicks,” Michelangelo said.
“What?” Kate said
“Go!” Michelangelo
“Knicks!!” Casey, Leonardo, Raphael, and Donatello yelled
“Go!” Michelangelo said.
“Knicks!!” Casey, Leonardo, Raphael, and Donatello yelled
“We always wish they would win a championship but it never happens!” Raphael said.
“It will never happen,” You said.
“Y/n, opinions don't count he doesn't even like New York teams,” Casey said.
“Because they suck,” You said.
“Kate, do you like New York teams? Answer carefully” Leonardo said.
The Knicks scored then everyone but you started to cheer.
“I like New York teams,” Kate said.
“Y/n, you need to be like us and Kate knows New York teams will soon win the championship,” Raphael said.
“You guys suck. Donatello, Don’t eat the pizza like that” You said.
Donatello stacked four slices together and started to eat it. Now he starts to talk with his mouth full.
“What!? I'm hungry and everyone is just talking” Donatello said.
While he is talking food spits out of his mouth.
“I don't want any more pizza,” Kate said.
“We will take them,” Casey said.
Casey, Michelangelo and you took Kate’s slices and started to eat them.
“This happens all the time, he would stack the slices and eat it. The most he did was six slices then he choked” Michelangelo said.
Kate couldn't help to laugh. Hours Later… you and everyone stayed on the basketball court. Kate threw the ball toward the hoop and it went. Leonardo gave her a high-five then Casey tried to score but missed then you took the ball away from Donatello. You tried to score but Raphael smacked the ball away from you. Kate grabbed the ball and tried to score but she threw the ball at you Casey caught it before you could grab it.
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You will stay the night with your girlfriend. You cuddle with her in bed then she starts to kiss you on the lips. She moves closer to you and your hands are under her shirt, you don't stop kissing her. Then Kate’s dog started to bark, you and Kate stopped kissing and went to the living room. Your brothers managed to get inside of Kate’s apartment
“Great, now the moment is ruined” You said.
“We wanted to see where Kate lived since you always stay at her place” Donatello said.
“Wow, she has a dog and he eats pizza!!” Michelangelo yelled.
“Don’t be loud” You said.
“You guys can stay but don't give him too much pizza” Kate said.
Michelangelo starts to play fetch with lucky. And you wanted to be alone with Kate, but you and Kate won't kick them out.
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beannary · 1 year
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*shaking kayson back and forth* youuuuuu you did this!!!! you hurt my frekaing boy!!!!!!!!!!!!! how could you do this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(drew this based off a scene from @tangledinink's I'm Sorry, Teenage Mutant What Now? which you all legally have to read and love and comment and kudos and adore)
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tvb0y · 5 months
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Hey man, I saw ur ask me questions post on my dash, so I figured i'd drop by and give you an ask 😎 🫶
what's some of your favorite rise fan-works right now? (fanfic, comics, animation etc.)
Hey! Thanks for asking, here are some of my favs that I advise you go read! ( NONE OF THESE FANFICS/COMICS BELONG TO ME!!)
Like Father Like Son- @eternalglitch On Ao3 ( Ruined my fucking life )
Cass Apocalypse Au- @somerandomdudelmao On Tumblr ( I FUCKING LOVE YOUR SHIT DUDE)
The Neon Void - @sugarpasteltmnt On Ao3. ( YOUR FANFIC IS SO FUCKING GOOD )
Gemini Au - @tangledinink On Tumblr. ( Check out their other stuff too!)
I'm Sorry, Teenage Mutant What Now? - @tangledinink On Ao3.
Any Of @koolaidashley's shit. ( Especially their Trans Leo Saga )
When I Was Younger - @sketchiefoxie and @Inkypawprint On Ao3. ( Halfway Through This Fic! )
And... We're Off! - @sailorsaysahoy/@sailorrdee On Ao3. ( really Good Fluff Fic. )
From The Start - @catboycamdotcom On Ao3. ( This Is A Donsagi Fanfic, Although I don't ship them, it's still a amazing Fic! )
In Sickness And In Health - Screw_up_Screwball on Ao3. ( Another Good Fluff Fic.)
When Worlds Collide. - @celestiangell On Ao3 ( THIS IS MY ALL TIME FAVORITE LEOSAGI FIC DHFIFJHJ )
The Call Back Home - @gooseinsurance On Ao3. ( The First Rise Fic I ever Read! )
Any Of @abbeyofcyn's works are worth mentioning.
Please check out all of these creators and their works!!
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remedyturtles · 3 months
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Hi Rem!
Just wanted to say that the way you write Donnie’s autism hits a bit too close to home, sometimes. I often go back and read your fics that focus on that, and seeing the representation feels quite fulfilling.
I wanted to ask: are there any fics that come to your mind that feature Austic™️ Donnie? Doesn't have to be the main plot, just the ones you enjoyed reading :>
(I even read your autistic Technoblade fanfics bc you often write autism well, and I didn't even watch dsmp or anything-)
haaallo!!! thank u :D
autistic donnie is literally the most important thing in the world actually. i was tempted into the rise fandom bc i was told there was good autistic rep, which i am always looking for myself.
for fic recs, off the top of my head:
Self-Fulfilling Prophecy by ToshiChan
clandestineClairvoyant (audioEidolon)'s Little Scraps of Wisdom series, thinking of in particular, Best Interest
tangledinink's I'm Sorry Teenage Mutant What Now series, with a special shoutout to the side fic, Starving (Not Hungry)
A Brain So Big That You Get Lost In It by Sevimkiz (Rainjer)
salvageable by bobtheacorn
cheers mate :D
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puzzledcretin · 11 days
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Dad said I'm grounded, wanna stay for pizza?
(written for @tmnt-write-fight for @nights-flying-fox)
Fandom: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Prompt: Hop visiting your au!! Hop is the Dimension Hopper Leo AU Leo btw :3 I wanna see him interact with your sillies!! Hop masterpost Word Count: 1,455
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“I don’t know what you want me to say, Mass. I can’t bring you down to the Hidden City. Your dad said no. Now, I would love to bring you down to the city, you know that, but I really can’t do it.” 
Massy frowned as a large hand came down on his head. He huffed, looking up at his Uncle Leo. Leo gave him a sideways grin, a mix of pity and something else. 
“I don’t want to just.. Sit around and do nothing,” Massy muttered, crossing his arms as he leaned back in his beanbag. Tossed around the floor was a bunch of Leo’s old comic books, they had been searching through them before for some storyline Massy remembered when he was little. But then Leo’s phone rang, and it seemed important.
“I’m sorry, Messy! You know what your dad said, you are grounded for a month following your little dimension hopping incident. Let me tell you, your dad is a hard-”
“I’m a what?” Mikey questioned as he stepped past Leo, carrying a laundry basket. 
“You are a delight to this family and we all love you,” Leo responded, grabbing the knot of Massy’s mask. He jerked it to the side, covering up Massy’s eyes. Mikey scoffed lightly, but he smiled, waving his brother out. 
Leo shrugged, “Sorry, kid. Maybe next time.” The slider gave a half hearted salute before he dipped out the doorway of Massy’s room. 
Mikey shook his head, looking down at his son. He set the laundry basket down on Massy’s bed, looking to his son, “You better make your bed, got it? It’s nasty to sleep on mattresses without a sheet.”
“Dad..” Massy groaned, pulling the mask off his head as he looked up at his father. 
“I know, I know. Spoons and what not, but I’m telling you that it would be more comfortable if you used sheets. And your bed would stink less,” Mikey explained as walked over to Massy. He crouched down, licking his thumb before he started to wipe something off of Massy’s cheek.
“Guh- Dad, come on, please?” Massy turned his head away, trying to push Mikey’s hands away. 
“Fine! Fine, I will leave you alone. I get it, you’re a big boy now-” “I’m a teenager..”
“Yes, I know that. You will never let me forget it. But you were my baby boy once upon a time so let me have this, okay?” Mikey leaned forward and pressed a kiss to Massy’s forehead. Massy groaned, but a smile settled on his lips anyways. Mikey smiled, lightly poking Massy’s snout as he pushed himself back up to his feet. 
“Uncle Raph is bringing pizza home from Casey’s hockey game, are you going to join us or do you want me to bring you a slice?” Mikey questioned, cocking his head to the side. 
“No, no, I’ll join you. Now leave me alone.” Massy said dramatically. Mikey laughed, shaking his head once again as he turned on his heel 
“Make your bed!” Mikey called as he walked out of the room, leaving his son back in his room. 
Massy let out a soft sigh, pushing himself up from the beanbag. His fingers fidgeted with the fabric between his fingers. Massy pulled the mask up onto his head, playing with the tails. The comics were still spread out across the carpet, he needed to pick them all up before he got told to clean his room after making his bed. 
The young turtle started to pluck them all up one by one, setting them on the desk. As he was gathering them up, the telltale woosh of a portal appeared behind him and Massy turned quickly with a grin. 
He knew Leo would come back! Leo knew that Massy was able to hold his own, he would bring Massy along and-
Massy paused as he looked down to see a very familiar version of his uncle on his floor. The blue scarf was pulled up over his head, but Massy could recognize it clearly enough.
“... You come for more ice, Hop?”
“Massy!” The turtle on the floor very quickly pushed himself up onto his feet. He swayed a moment but then grinned, putting his hands on his hips. “Huh.. Actually, I didn’t mean to show up here…”
Hop stepped forward, looking down at the comics on Massy’s desk.
“Oh!! Oh, oh yes. I haven’t seen this one in a hot minute!” Hop shouted as he pulled the comic off the desk. He flipped it open, looking through all the panels with a small grin.
Massy cocked his head to the side, crossing his arms, “You know that one?” Massy asked curiously, sifting through the comics for a moment before he pulled out another one. 
“Do you know this one?” Massy asked, passing it over. Hop lifted his head and looked over at the comic. 
“Uh.. Yeah, yeah! I know that one. I never got to read how it ended because it was all burned up…” Hop muttered, setting the comic in his hands to the side and grabbing the one from Massy’s hands. 
Massy hummed, the gears in his head starting to turn. His own uncle was once a dimension hopping turtle, and he said he sometimes brought back souvenirs. But his uncle says he hasn’t been out of this dimension since before Massy was born. 
“... So, what have you been up to?” Massy asked as he moved to sit on his desk. Hop pulled his nose from the comic and grinned up at Massy. 
“Me? Oh you know, what I’ve always been doing. I have found tons of other versions of me, though. We are kind of making a family thing. I keep telling them that we should swing by and pick you up, but honestly, your dad’s light show kind of freaked us out and kidnapping is not a charge I want on my rap sheet.” Hop explained, rolling his wrist. 
“A family? .. Huh. Well, yeah, I shouldn’t really be joining any extracurriculars right now. I am grounded,” Massy explained, resting his chin on his palm. 
“Yeah.. I mean, I want to say that I can’t believe it but I don’t know, I probably will be on some kind of house arrest when I get home too.” Hop noted, but then he shrugged his shoulders, “What have you been up to?”
Massy looked down at his desk, “Oh uh.. Not much, really. I mean, I’ve been writing letters to everyone but I realized I had to idea how I was going to send them,” Massy explained, picking up a stack of envelopes from his desk. “Other than that, I’ve been doing chores. And school, really. Not the most exciting life.”
“Delivery? I’m great at delivery! Hand it over,” Hop snagged the letters, “Do I have one in here?” 
“You? Yeah, of course. It should be the blue one near the body, I color coded them,” Massy gestured to the stack. 
Hop let out a small ‘ooooh’ before tucking them away in his fanny pack. He did pause to pull his own letter out, tucking that in a separate pocket.
“I’ll get to delivering them ASAP! And maybe I’ll come back with some. I’ll be an interdimensional postman!” Hop grinned as he turned back to his portal. Massy’s eyes widened, a frown coming to his expression as he realized Hop was leaving. 
“You’re leaving already?” He asked softly, cocking his head to the side. Hop seemed to hesitate.
“I mean.. Yeah? I don’t mean to bombard your living space, you know? So, I’m going to head out..” Hop explained, gesturing back to his portal. 
“Massy! Raph is home with the pizza, come on!” 
Massy lifted his head, somewhat startled by his father’s voice coming from the kitchen, “One moment!” He shouted back. His hands fidgeted against the fabric on his arms. He let out a sigh, thinking for a long moment before he looked to Hop, “Join us for pizza? Come on, you’re like, the only friend I’ve spoken to since everything happened.”
Hop’s eyes lit up, setting the comic down on the desk. “Um.. Am I allowed? I don’t know if a version of me is going to appreciate uh… Me.” Hop gestured to himself, though he did glance over at the door. 
“Hm.. I say you’re allowed. My family loves strays,” Massy joked as he pushed himself off the desk. Massy pushed his door open, gesturing for his friend to walk through. 
Hop looked from the door to Massy, then back. He seemed to consider for a moment before he grinned and very quickly bounced through the door. Massy laughed some, following behind.
Luckily, his uncle bought a lot of pizza.
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mikey's thirteenth birthday
i'm sorry, teenage mutant what now?
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sillystarters · 8 months
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it's always sunny in philadelphia season sixteen starter sentences.
starter sentences taken from episodes one - three from season sixteen of it's always sunny in philadelphia. part one of ??
have you ever seen teenage mutant ninja turtles ?
you spent close to $20,000 on a couch you never owned.
that's pretty bad business fellas.
now listen i have glued my hand to a door so they can't physically remove me.
you know, i know stuff.
that's money talk right there.
how much nut do you go through a month?
are you storing up your nut or are you blowing through it?
i'll give you fifty cents for a buck.
come, have a seat.
it was super cheap dude.
well listen, i don't really have any interest in your bulk tin of low end economy nuts.
yeah don't make a mess.
what's behind that door?
holy shit! what the fuck is this?
i wasn't tryin' to be crypto about it.
this is tits!
can i sleep in here?
we're gonna blow our shoes out with all this walking.
how is this not a big deal?
move past it dude, move past it man.
i really ultimately don't give a shit.
did you glue your hand to my door?
i can tell you're mad.
i can't deal with this.
and just leave me here all alone?
i don't wanna be a bad host.
you know what, this was a mistake.
i can't sleep.
what is going on with you dude?
what you workin' on there bud?
is that thing loaded, by the way?
get off my back.
you know what? screw this.
i am in the prime of my life.
okay so it was loaded, my mistake. don't be so dramatic.
it's not like anybody's in any real danger.
getting shot in the face is pretty cool.
i do care about the money though.
i got some bad news for ya, bud.
i figured you probably forgot too or something.
did you try to pull out your own teeth?
i'm so sorry.
i didn't have the heart to tell you.
those ungrateful bitches.
i can't believe you did this!
i'm not mad at you okay? it's fine.
you did make a mistake.
i didn't mean to upset you.
this is not working.
should we just attack him and take it?
shut up!
this is my worst nightmare in my entire life.
she burnt the shit outta me.
i got a little surprise for ya.
you wanna take it easy? goddamn. just one bite at a time.
ha! i almost ate my gun.
i hope everyone brought their appetite because i made quiche!
this is like, everything you've ever wanted.
that is ... sad.
this is so annoying.
alright, where to now?
a perfect day can't last forever.
what the hell are you doing?
you're outta control with that thing.
just barge right in okay don't be shy.
oh my god what are you doing here?
this is so distasteful.
asmr, dickweed!
how long has it been?
that's a definite pass for me.
this is a million to one shot and i've got a really good feeling about this.
our luck just turned around.
i don't wanna have my ass handed to me.
we have a problem.
whatever you do, don't laugh.
this is bad, dude.
what? why are you trying to break my door down at three in the morning?
i just wanted to ask if you could kindly keep the noise down.
this was very sweet of you to bake these for me.
it's a trophy, see? it says cunt of the year. that's you!
bad things are going to happen to you one day. i guarantee it.
you earned it!
we're not having bad luck, we're having good luck.
come here you rat! die!
it's time to make good on your end of the bargain.
what is your deal, man?
i'm going to beat you with my shoe!
we gotta take this seriously.
go make your apologies!
i'm done listening to this.
'just in case' is as good of a reason to believe in anything as any.
i don't believe in that bullshit.
well, that's not good.
that's a bad omen!
boy, that's a shame.
thank you for this.
i'm just trash right? that's what you said.
i got you a sixer!
i gotta show you something but you gotta keep it a secret.
you're not following.
it makes literally no sense.
a moment of your time?
i'm sorry your dad doesn't like you.
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The low, blue light from the tanks is relaxing, meditative, even, and though the aquarium is loud with the sounds of small children rushing about and pointing out fish to one another, it’s still peaceful. Maybe it’s womb-like, I don’t know.
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We stare at the turtles for ages and laugh about the description plaque, stating that all of these turtles were donated by families who no longer wanted them as pets when the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle craze passed. 
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“They’re a bit like me,” Jen says, “my parents kinda donated me to Michelle’s family when the novelty wore off.”
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I don't know if she wants me to laugh, but I don't think it's funny. The smile slips off my face and suddenly these turtles are tragic figures, metaphors for the cruel, shallow nature of humanity. We just toss living creatures aside and flush them down toilets as soon as they are no longer trendy. Usually Jen would be impressed that I had such a liberal thought without first seeing it somewhere on the internet and adopting it as my own opinion, but I can sense it’s not really the right time to start a discussion about consumerism, or whatever. 
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“I’m sorry about your mam today,” I say, “I would have expected she’d at least have the decency to say hello.”
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Jen pauses for a long moment. I let the silence go on, and am beginning to think she won’t answer at all when she says, “I don’t know what I expected, to be honest.”
“It’s probably normal to expect your own mother to acknowledge you in public.”
“I just wonder if she’s missed me at all in the last two years.”
I don’t know what to say, “...I’m sure she has.”
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“I doubt it, to be honest,” She stares dejectedly into the tank, “She’s had a lot of chances to reach out and make up, I just feel like she won’t do it if she hasn’t done it by now. I think that part of me thought she’d care more, I suppose, but then again I’m not really surprised that she doesn’t. She only had kids because people would have thought it was weird if she didn't.”
“Yeah but if she didn't then I wouldn't have a best friend.”
“You'd be best friends with some other loser if I didn’t exist.”
“Well, I'm glad it's you, is all.”
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“I just think it’s a pity when… when love is supposed to be, like, unconditional, but it isn’t. You’re meant to love your kids no matter what, so I just think that if you’re going to give up on them as soon as they do, or… or are something that you don’t approve of then why would you have them?”
“I don’t think it’s that simple.”
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“Ugh,” she shoves me lightly and turns to sit on a nearby bench facing another tank of fish, “Obviously I know, I was just saying.”
I join her, “I know, I feel the same way about my parents, sort of.”
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“Well, I mean, it’s different too, isn’t it? Because Chris and Colette actually do love you.”
I hesitate, “I think they love what I do for them and all, how convenient it is for me to be around and helping with things at home, but I don't know if that's proper love.”
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“That’s probably not everything you are to them, like, yeah, you help your mom out with the parenting thing when your dad refuses to be involved with it and that’s hard, but I don’t think they’d ever kick you out of the house and try to forget you were ever born. They brought you with them, didn’t they? When they moved to Ireland, and they didn't have to do that.”
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I wish they didn’t. Sometimes I wish they’d just abandoned me at aunt Maureen’s house and let me grow up like the normal American kid I was on track to be, doing normal American kid things like blissfully finger painting awful, shit butterfly pictures in elementary school and going to summer camps with campfires and raft building activities.
Memories of the desert are lit up in technicolour for me now, so clear that I swear I can still taste the air. It was drier, sweeter than the air here. It smelled different too, carrying some indescribable scent that only snapped back into my consciousness when I visited again two years ago and I've had a hard time not yearning for it since. Everything was beautiful. At the house that I used to call my home I would carry my breakfast out to the terrace, hopping on flagstone scorching already from the sun, and just look at the distant mountains, jagged blue, for ages, while the Rio Grande shimmered like a mirage in the dust land below.
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It's because of Ivy that we left, though I still don’t know why my parents thought that bringing another child into the world, on purpose this time, would somehow fix all of the tears in the fabric of their marriage. And what about me? What kind of real, genuine good was lifting me out of the place that was making me so happy? But I know it's too late to waste time wondering, and if I ask them they'll just repeat what they've always said about how raising children would be better in Europe, as if they would even know.
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“Yeah,” I say to Jen, “I guess that proves they love me.”
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“I know what your problem is,” she says, and I’m curious enough about hearing it summed up that I look at her, the tanks throwing moving shapes and colours across her face, “You’ve just forgotten how to talk to them, like, how to really talk about how you feel, and they’ve forgotten how to do the same with you.”
“Hm.”
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“You and I are good at talking, I think. We can talk about anything, even really hard things, even when we get upset about it, so I know you have it in you to do the same with your parents, you just won’t. You’re just too awkward now because you’re used to the way that it is, but I think if you just tried to change your habits then you’d probably find that they’d do the same with you.”
I nod. I don’t really know what she’s saying, but it sounds wise in that oh-so-very Jen way. 
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“Maybe your parents want to be close to you too,” she continues, “you really don’t know. Maybe they’re just scared that you’ll push them away, and I know you’re scared of the same thing so you’re all just walking around on eggshells trying very hard not to get hurt.”
“Do you think so?”
“Well, they could have just not had you, but they did. They got married because of you, and they wanted to bring you here with them. They still take you on holidays and buy you school supplies and nice clothes and fancy gifts, and even though you are the worst behaved boy of all time you don't get punished half as harshly as you should. Mine learned I was gay and changed the bloody locks,” she sighs, “You’re a lucky boy, actually, like it or not.”
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It's always hard to talk about her parents, not just because they were awful, but the casual way that Jen speaks of the event, like she's just repeating some bland school gossip she heard in the locker room. I know it hurts her. It must. The destruction they have done to her is immeasurable, and Jen has become so good at covering it all up, but I know her better than anybody. She’s vulnerable, sensitive and easily hurt, and even when her face doesn’t show it her eyes do. She knows I can tell, which is probably why she refuses to look at me for several moments and turns her face towards the shark tank to her left. 
As for my parents, maybe she’s right, maybe I don’t know how good I really have it, and if I tried to talk to them more I’d be pleasantly surprised by the things they have to say. There are worse parents than mine, evidently. 
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We don’t speak again. I just sit close to her in silence while we watch the fish swim and weave between the rising bubbles in their tanks, fluid, free, mindless, until it is time to catch the DART home again. 
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