#I've got the hazbin hotel brain rot

[oddsandendsandthings]

Really only Alastor could harness the aroace energy required to tell LUCIFER ,THE KING OF HELL, "your daughter also calls me daddy" with zero sexual connotation or innuendo.

[jewelielie-art]

Looks like you could use some help...

~ From the big boss of hell himself ~

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[another-lost-mc]

Charlie reminds me so much of Diavolo, they'd get along so well if they were siblings😭🥺 Also a HH x OM crossover hello????? 🤭

Ah yes, the next rulers in line for the throne of Hell, each with their own optimistic and sometimes naïve views of the world.

I'm not sure what's funnier to imagine: Diavolo and Charlie brainstorming ways to bring the realms together in a state of peace, or Barbatos and Vaggie commiserating with each other quietly behind-the-scenes.

And yeah, we've been chatting a bit about a OM x HH crossover lately! Those posts have their own tag now if you want to look back on some of the previous discussions about it.

Honestly, it's not the wackiest thing I've ever considered. (I may or may not be drafting a crossover post with more specific ideas about how I think that would work.) I blame it on the Alastor Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss brain rot I've got these days. All I can say is that the demon version of my MC is having a blast while I consider all the possibilities.

[nagalias-mindscape]

Sis: ... I've got a... a brain rot. Can you write it out?

Me: I mean, sure. Probably won't be any good, but sure. What's up?

Sis: Hazbin Hotel crossover with Harry Potter. It's set in the Harry Potter world during the... third year? The one with Lockheart. Might be year two, been a hot minute since I've read the stories. Harry went missing during the summer leading to the year the peacock teaches, but instead ends up in the Hazbin-Hell place. He's not technically a sinner, since he's not actually dead, but he's stuck as this small black cat-like creature with wings and bright green eyes- kinda like a tressym, now that I'm thinking about it, but like kitten-sized. No clue how it happened, but I'm imagining tressym-Harry being on Alastor's shoulder and just like... living up the good life while happily pretending to be a literal winged demon-cat for a very scary, very powerful demon overlord who just so happens to host its own radio talk show. Maybe even be this scary-powerful tressym-creature of his own right. You know, powerful pet for a powerful demon. I doubt that Alastor would be unaware of Harry being more than just a simple winged cat creature, but probably letting it slide since... you know, he's letting himself be treated like an actual cat. Hilarious. Who is this little thing that isn't afraid of the big bad cannibal radio demon?

Me: Uh-huh. What do you want me to write?

Sis: Well, I was thinking. Since this would take place during the third year? The Lockheart year with the giant ass snake in the underground cavern place. Why not have Dumbledore, in a fit of panic at both having a missing teacher slot and a missing pawn piece, summon Alastor. Or maybe Harry, but summoning Alastor by proxy since he sits curled up around Alastor's neck almost always. You know. To "teach the students defense", and maybe even "find a lost student of this institute".

Me: Hmm... You know, I think I will. Fuck you for giving me more to write. What is this? Two Genshin Impact stories, two Harry Potter Stories, one SCP story, and now one Hazbin-Potter story?

Sis: Don't forget the two Baldur's gate stories and that one Sandrock story you've been idling on.

Me: Fuck you.

Sis: Oh, it would be hilarious if tressym-Harry was mistaken as Alastor's magical familiar while he teaches, and Alastor's like "I know something you don't know, but yes. This is my familiar. I accept this."

Me: And because magic, it takes?

Sis: Wouldn't that be a riot? Would a master-famliar bond supersede a magical guardian bond? I bet it would. Dumbledore would be furious, and oh-so confused.

Me: Seriously, fuck you. I don't have the attention span to write all of this within an acceptable time frame.

[messy-moon]

Hello, I've got something new

The brain rot for Huskerdust reenacting the dance from Fright Night was real. Give it a go! Let me know what you think 💚

[natigail]

Week 9 (2024) updates:

Wrote 1.4k on a new reader-insert idea for Hazbin Hotel based on random blind games I did on TikTok

Wrote 600 words on a new huskerdust wip set in canon Hazbin Hotel

Wrote a 600 words spilled thoughts post about feeling anxious asking others for help/favours

Wrote 500 words on my phan Stardew AU - Broke, Gay and New in Town

Edited and posted my skz wolfpack AU interlude one shot about Minho cuddling 3racha post pack-bite - Hold On with Your Teeth

And I journalled every day, including some in the physical wwc journal

Total words: approximately 7.3k

Another strange week as can be seen by the "small" word counts. I don't even know what's going on. The Hazbin Hotel brain rot has been real but also just indecisiveness all around. Touching something for a moment and then letting go of it again, and I didn't get around to writing anything this weekend at all oops. I've got reasons for being distracted (and I've also indulged in BG3 playing again) but still. Here's to hoping for a more concise week this time around!

[makki-b0y]

I've been having hazbin hotel brain rot so I made two OCs heheh. Keep in mind I'm not an artist, so they're bad

Avery (left) died in the late 1990's. He was a scammer and loved cryptids. He froze/starved to death in the West Virginian Mountains. He's modeled after a Rosy Maple Moth and is only 3'6

Phillip (right) died in 1987. He was a serial cheater. He was married and had two kids but he never loved his wife since he was gay. He got shot when one of his partner's family caught him sneaking out. The TV is just a mask, I haven't drawn his actual face yet, sadly :[ he's also 6'4 with his horns

[hazbinheadcanons]

AU idea, Charlie is a schizophreniac and everyone in the abandoned hotel is all in her head and is lonely and depressed from Exterminations happening. This is how she copes

Razzle and Dazzle are the only ones with her.

Hazbin headcanon pt. 18

(Schizophrenia is a severe long-term mental health condition. It causes a range of different psychological symptoms.

Doctors often describe schizophrenia as a type of psychosis. This means the person may not always be able to distinguish their own thoughts and ideas from reality.

Symptoms of schizophrenia include:

hallucinations – hearing or seeing things that do not exist outside of the mind

delusions – unusual beliefs not based on reality

muddled thoughts based on hallucinations or delusions

Also in traumatic events the brain will cause memory loss and can be a sign of ptsd)

It's strange why is the hotel so empty? I'm sure angel was aguring with husk just a moment ago and vaggie was threatening Al again nevermind I'll go find them later... What was I doing again I forgot oh well... Wait that's it vaggie needed help with advertising she must be in the office working. Charlie swiftly began walking towards the office not noticing the rotting corpse laying in the middle of the floor, a lone spear sitting through the chest. Dried blood stained the carpet, the smell of decomposition filled the narrow corridor

"Vaggie! " yelled charlie wandering into the office "I've got some new ideas for the hotel your going to love them!" giving a hug to the still figure leaning in the chair, "so ive been thinking about hosting a party and inviting sinners to come explore the hotel and the idea of redemption, I think it will work this time!.

"no I won't be letting angel crash the party, you know how hard he's been working!"

"I don't know vaggie... You need to look on the positive side! We could get more residents and think about all the people we can help"

"aww I love you too vaggie! Don't worry it will be fun I promise!"

"... Yeah my parents did ring again, mum was asking about the hotel! My parents are worried again but there's nothing to worry about! We can handle everything"

"I know! Maybe I should ask my dad? He's always been good with running businesses he might have some ideas"

"I think I can hear Al in the front, I'm going to ask him if there's something we can improve on for the party"

"please vaggie try to get along with him I know he's not to be trusted but we need all the help we can get, also have you seen niffty? It's getting very dusty."

"oh she's upstairs? I'll speak to her later then if she's busy"

"bye vaggie" wandering over to the front of the hotel she notices Al sitting by the bar leaning over, he almost looks like he's about to fall over.

"hey Al, I have an idea for the hotel and need your imput"

"No! We can't do that! We are supposed to be helping sinners"

"don't cook them up that's disgusting!"

"you know we don't server that type of meat here"

"so what do you think of the plans?"

"No there won't be drugs...what do you mean?... No we can't do that either!"

Looking over the bar charlie notices husk sleeping on the floor "husk! Wake up your supposed to working the bar not sleeping on the job!"

"Stop laughing Al its not funny!"

"... So the party... Nobody will come... You don't know that Al!"

"I know the hotel needs some work but we can get it done!"

Suddenly something pulled at Charlie's arm and she looked down to see razzle and dazzle hovering nearby with concerned looks upon their faces "what's wrong?" they pulled her away from the bar and lead her into the kitchen a bowl of food sat waiting on the counter she realize that she suddenly felt hungry and looked down towards the pair "thank you! I forgot to eat again you two are the best" hugging the twin goats and placing a kiss on their foreheads she began to eat. The food tasted odd but she didn't pay much attention to it because she knew razzle and dazzle would never harm her. The twin goats sat watching her eat refusing to move until she had eating everything.

The numbing feeling inside her head began to fade and she looked around the room once again realising the odd taste was her medication. "I'm sorry" she mumbled to razzle and dazzle "I was in one of my hallucinations again wasn't I?" they nodded in confirmation. Sliding down to the ground she began to cry.

She could only vaguely remember that night during the yearly extermination when the exterminators managed to break into the hotel and kill everyone in sight. The doctor mentioned something about the brain blocking traumatic events but she was too numb to care. She pushed everyone away and stayed at the hotel wallowing in her sorrow.

Razzle and dazzle gently hugged the crying princess while she cried and held out a tissue for her. Silently razzle flew away and came back with her phone pushing into her hand, her parents contacts were selected, he waited. "I can't" he pulled again. tears began to drip down her cheeks "I can't" dazzle tapped the screen and pressed the call button. She stared at the pair before turning back to her phone. It rang several times before it connected "hello?" it was her mother's voice suddenly she couldn't hold back the tears and loudly sobbed " please help me I can't take it anymore"

"charlie? Don't worry we'll be there soon hang on okay?"

"I promise everything will be alright"

"they're gone mum... I couldn't save them"

"I know just hang on we're coming"