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kusundei · 5 months

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goddd oh my god chat im just so. UGH. goodness. seeing his messages as soon as i woke up just made me so. IN LOVE. i fall in love with you more each day im being so genuine every once in a while i just. tweak about you randomly. like FALLING TO MY KNEES KIND OF TWEAK. i do feel a little empty rn because im remembering the play is over and i wontbe able to see you like this and im always doomed at home but god… GODDD. its okay. i just. love you. so. MUCH. yesterday was sooo nice. i feelsorta bad especially at the frozen yogurt place just cuz i went a bit nonverbal but more of thag just comes down to me beint more introverted around people idk very well and also cuz i didnt know what to say. aside drom that i was also jhst like ., dead tired. and i couldnt really get myself to really PRETEND to be full of energy . ijst wanted to lay my head on your shoulder. hold your hand. just exist. with you. i feel so like bittersweet right now but im trying to focus on positives so i dont freak out too much. its sunday.. and surprisingly i want it to be monday so i can see you .

i justtt. GODDD. yoy are so cute and goddd i loved thag lipstick sorry. like. that gave me a real excuse to just kiss you everywhere and i knew it was the right time (obviously. but im still cautious often.) its just sooo. . i LOVEEE YOUUUU. your face. you r so gorgeous to me. every inch of you i loveeee i donttCAREEANTNOREEEE. i kept tweaking a little during every show mostly cuz i kept passing byspmeone who. smells exactly like jd. and im realizing w that snell and how i felt smelling it again jdut how in love i am with you. like i said smell is like some weird cognitive thing i have where i can tell how i feel ab someone depending on how i react. smelling jds smell again felt so. disgusting. it invoked that fear in me again. that anxiety i always felt around her knowing she was lying and how i was always jjst worried all the time and she was just. not there. the fear i felt knowing i had to provide everything or else she’d be evil. or something. just that anxiety i felt ALWAYS. i realize it too smelling ayden. his smell makes me sick. sav stole his fucking perfume thjnf and she sprays it on herself sometimes and it makes me so. disgusted. his smell is disgusting to me. jds smell is disgusting to me. but then im sitting here with this hoodje again smelling it and i jusr . idk. i feel better. its like laced with memories everytime i smell it i just remember you. how lovely you r and it just makes me feel so. happy.

alonf wirh that just the things i do with you. the things you do with me its just . you make me feel better. truth be told i dont like when people touch my back pr my waist gery much because of just . feneral association and i never told jd that her doing it too made me ill. it didnt for a WHILE but after everything that happened with the note i felt so. disgustinf all the time with her. you. you however. you r replacing those horrible memories i have with her. that thing you do wirh your thumb when you hold my hand. thats something id do. something jd would do to indicate to each other when we werent feeling good because she struggled to communicate it wirh me and i felt like a burden doing so. id always get to anxious when she’d do it and feeling you do it i got nervous again but . no its so. comforting. like how its supposed to be. when you ask me if im okay. its so. ? so bare minimum and so sinple but i cant explain how much better it makes me feel even if im not eebn tweakint. and ive never TRULY been tweaking when u ask it just makes me feel like. i can be honest with you. you wont lash me for hurting. for feeling things like jd did. you wouldnt condemn me and make me feel like i was burdening you for just. existing. with you. and i jsut want to exist with you. i want to be with you even if you are hurting because thats still you and i want to believe wholeheartedly you’d do the same with me because thats how i feel. i feel like j can and god. i hope thats true.

i just feel so much better around you. genuinely. i feel like i dont have to pretend to be someone else . pretend to be happy pretend to be okay. have to force myself to talk pr force myself to do anything around you. i know i tweak ab holding ur hand and kissing you but thats more of me just being cautious and also that it makes me so nervous., but. a good kind of nervous. i always feel nervous around you. its that weird anticipation feeling but its never anything negative. havinf been by myself this past year and being with you (not actually but goddd. i wish.) now makes me realize jist how genuinely unhappy i was with jd. how much i hurt with her. but also just how much we were truly hurting each other even if she didnt mean it and i didnt mean to either . just. i spent so much time thinking about it and let alone just the fact i didnt have panic attacks antmore aftee we broke up make it so so. clear to me. and now with you im realizinf maybe im not. broken. maybe ive just lived with so much fear for so so long .? every relationship ive ever had has left me. hurting more than i was before. broke me a little more everytime. but ive always given it my all. and this time? i want to give you more than just my all. jts so weird. you just make me realize that how i feel with you is how i shouldve felt all along. to feel whole with you and nothing else. to just be and not feel burdening. you emphasize it so heavily to me and i just wish wish WISH. i could do it for you. hell even now when it comes to my hashtag best (toxic) empath ways you make me realize i dont have to be that way. hell, every single one of my relationships enabled that in me. you tell me i dont have to worry about you. make it cleae to me its not my problem and it comforta me a bit and of course, its nlt gonna completely go away but it makes me feel less. overwhelmed. with everyone else i had to take care of them. it was my obligation. they needed me to. with you i just. truly want to but im leveling myself out to a plane where i know i can handle it and also take care of myself. you make me want to take care of myself .

god forbid i start rambling ab something else but. back to that froyo place.? i truly was still not hungry and was feeling a little ill but i kind of knew cognitively that it was me not eating and making me feel a little more ill. its just with jd she sort of. enabled me. not really enabling but i felt so. judged with her.? especially in terms of eating because she’d bring up her ed all the time and of course, console in me, but it made me feel. so gross. ab eating. felt like i cpuldnt cuz she couldnt and it was that weird competitive feelinf id get again. with you im noticing im doing it slightly but thats also mainly out of my control and i worry ab you not eating but ik you cant exactly control it either. in a wonderful silly less cringy universe id ask you to eat with me. so i wouldnt feel fhat way and i coulf feel a little more comforted but of course thats evil on both of us. when it comes down to me its just like ., of course im not rly trying to restrict i just. find myself doing it. and as horrible as it sounds i might just always be that way but those times i do eat with you i dont feel? ashamed? i feel like i can eat without feeling disgustinf and judged and evil and god i want to eaat. seriously. im just still working on it. and you make me feel better ab it. even if we havent done alot in regards to eating like that i just notice how i feel ab it and irs nothing negative and that. means sososo much to me.

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simpfordemetri · 2 years

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Charlie Swan soft alphabet

A - Affection (how do they show affection)

Charlie is not so affectionate,and most of the time is affection is awkward.Short hugs and a little peck on the lips before going to work.

At nights,you are the one who gets closer to him to sleep,his arm caressing your hair to help you sleep.

Cuddles with him only happen whe you two are on the coach watching some film,he always leaves short kisses on your forehead.

B - Balance (how do they balance you, work/school/life?)

He is a busy man,almost always working,but you dont protest about it.

He añways try to make space on his busy days to eat lunch with you,and always ask for a little holidays to spend time with you.

C - Cuddles (do they enjoy cuddling? what positions?)

As i said,this only happens while you two lay on the coach,he will hug you from behind or sit you on his lap,his arm around your waist.

He is not a big fan of cuddling during night,he likes his space to sleep.

D - Date (what was your first date?)

Im sure this men took you out for dinner,not to a expensive place but however you of course enjoy how spontaneous he is.

After dinner,you two sat down on the forest floor looking at how beautiful the moon was.

E - Excited (how excited do they get when they see you/are with you?)

He always have a small smile on his face,he is always working so when he get to see you his mood change,he feel happy and relaxed around you.He will meet you with a hug and a kiss on the top of your head.

F - Fighting (what happens when you fight)

Sometimes he can be a little stubborn,you two fight over the little things and he has to always be right.Its not a long time until he realises he were wrong tho.

You two tend to raise your voice while fighting,but he would never dare to say something to hurt you on purpose.

G - Gorgeous (pet names. what do they like to call you? what do they like to be called?)

Usually he calls you dear,or by your name.He is not used to use pet names and tends to use short ones.But when you two are having a soft moment he will call you my love,cupping your cheeks and giving you a kiss.

You tend to call him Charlie,just by his name,sometimes in private you will call him handsome,and he melts for it.

H - Hi (first time meeting)

He helped you with a complaint,someone stole your phone and you wnet to the police,he was the one who was there working that afternoon.He was immediatly captivated by you.

I - Intimacy (how romantic they are)

He is not the romantic type,but he tries,he is just so spontaneous,doesnt really plan anything,sometimes he will surprise you with some gift handmade or leaving letters whising you a nice day when he leaves to work.

J - Jealousy (do they get jealous? how do they react to you being jealous)

Not the jealous one,he just doesnt care about anyone else and he knows you stop the ones who try to flirt with you.

As him,you dont get jealous,you trust him and know how he respect you always.

K - Kisses (where do they like to kiss you/how often?)

His kisses are short,usually a quick peck on the lips.

When he is feeling needy he will grab your waist and kiss you roughly,making you know how much he needs you.

L - Love (when was the first time they said I love you or realized it?)

He told you after some months in the relationship,you two were aking something for dinner and you were laughing because of some dumb joke he made,he looked at how beautiful you were laughing,so he grabbed your waist and whispered how much he loved you.

M - Moving in (when do you decide to move in together)

You moved in with him right before getting married,he helped you move your stuff to his house,happy that you two were finally going to spend your life together.

N - Newborn (their reaction to starting a family)

He think he is too old to have another kid,and to be fair you agree,Bella was already like a daughter to you so you two just enjoy being together.

O - Open (how open you are with one another)

He is very sincere with you always,not being shy to tell you anything.You two always share stories about your life being open with each other since the start of your relationship.

P - Photos (what kind of photos you take of them/they take of you)

He is not a big fan of them,doesnt really think its necessary,but every once in a while he will let you take photos of you both so he can keep them in an album.

Q - Quirks (what random habits do you have that they love or hate/vice versa)

He tends to smoke,and you hate it,always asking him to stop,and he does with the time,only for you.

He loves how you always hold his hand while walking,making sure he is by your side

R - Recovery (how you help them after an injury/vice versa)

If he gets hurt while working you always make him stay at home for a few days,you will take care of his bruises and make him rest.

If you get hurt or sick he will ask for a few free days so he can look after you.He will bring you soup and cuddle you.

S - Solution (how they resolve fights)

When he realises the argument was stupid he will come to you,hugging you from behind and kissing your cheek,murmuring an apologize.

T- Touch (when they need/want your touch, what will they do? how often?)

He is not a clingy person,so he can go without your touch for some time,but suddenly he will feel needy and come to you,making you know he need some cuddles or kisses

U - Up ( waking up with them)

He always wake up so early to work,so he wont wake you up.He will kiss softly your forehead and make you some breakfast for when you wake up.He will make sure to not make any noise while he gets ready for work.

V - Vacation (where they travel with you)

He loves where he lives and he is not a fan of travel,but if it makes you happy he will plan some vacation to some city that has cultural appretiations and he would like to take you to museums.

W - Wedding (how they propose/where you get married/honeymoon)

Yes,he will propose after almost three years of relationship,buying an expensive ring and proposing in a traditional way.

He will take you to some island for your honeymoon and spend days in the beach with you.

X - X-factor (what about you captivated them?)

Your laugh,how you find amusing the little things and a smile always appears on your face.He always stares at you admiring how cute you are

Y - Yawning (how they act when they’re tired)

He gets a little moody,just wanting to sleep,he will kiss your cheek and waits for you at bed.You always join him when u get tired,kissing his forehead.

Z - Zzzz (how you fall asleep together)

As i said,he likes his space while sleeping,so its not usual when he cuddles you.

#twilight #twilight rennaisance #charlie swan #twilight saga

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apriorisea · 6 years

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BTS Imagine: Insecure - Hoseok

You exhale in relief as you kick off your heels inside the door of the apartment: work had been kicking your butt lately and you were excited for the weekend. A whole 2 days of absolutely nothing except hanging out with your boyfriend and NOT thinking about work. You rub the back of your neck. “Hobi?” “In here,” he calls from the bedroom. You smile automatically as you pull off your least-favorite work blazer; you hadn’t realized until just this moment how much you’ve missed him. Your schedules seemed so out of sync lately, to the point where you’d had to turn down his dinner invitation a few times; you’d even missed accompanying him to a music-show taping. In the 7 months the two of you had been together, you hadn’t ever missed even one. He’s sitting cross-legged on the bed, his computer in front of him, in comfy joggers and his favorite hole-y hoodie. He smiles up at you. “Hi angel,” he says brightly. “How are you?” “So tired,” you groaned, flopping onto the bed. He immediately adjusts so you can rest your head against his thigh, one of his hands going to stroke your hair automatically. “Why do I keep going back to that place??” He makes a soft, pitying clucking sound. “Because you love it. Usually.” You sigh at his reminder and curl into a ball, closing your eyes tight as if that can make his rational statement evaporate. “I guess. But now I have the whole weekend off—-2 whole days without having to worry about deadlines or anything else!” “That’s good. What do you want to do with all your time off?” “Sleep and eat and watch dumb TV shows and sleep some more!” You open your eyes when he only makes a quiet ‘hmm’ in response. You roll over to look up at him. “What about you? How was your day?” He shrugs and looks away from you for the first time. “It was fine. Nothing special.” You trace the pattern of the logo on his joggers. “Well how about your week? I feel like I haven’t seen you in forever. How was the taping?” “Good! You know how much we like going on that show—always an experience.” “Oh yeah?” you ask, hungry for information. “What happened this time?” He lifts one shoulder in another half-shrug. “Oh, you know, we made our way through it. I only had to yell at Jin-hyung once.” You hesitate. It was an answer, but not a real one: you both knew that Hoseok didn’t have to yell at Jin very much anymore. It was clearly a joke, an old one that you hadn’t heard for a long time. “Oh…” you say more slowly. “Nothing else? That host was so rude to you guys last time!” “Yeah, that was crazy,” he says. “But, you know, it was good. Nothing we can’t handle!” This makes you frown. “So you’re saying he suddenly got a million times more respectful? Because—” “It really was fine, angel,” he interrupts you. “What do you want for dinner? Are you hungry? I think some of the guys might be doing pizza night at Jimin’s, if you want?” You sat up abruptly, knocking his hand away from your hair as you did. “Pizza night with the guys?” you repeat. Something is wrong. The two of you hadn’t been able to hang out alone for the last week, and he’s offering up pizza night with the guys? You look at him carefully. “Sweetie? Everything okay?” He doesn’t lose his pleasant expression and that’s when it hits you in the gut: this was the old Hoseok, the one from your first and second and third dates, the one who wasn’t sure how much to trust you, the one who held back from revealing too much, who kept it light and shied away from anything too real. This wasn’t your Hoseok, this was J-Hope, noted sunshine and happy virus from the most popular boy band in the world. The realization stings. “Hoseok…” you say slowly. “I’m really sorry I missed the taping. I wanted to be there, you know I did, I just…my stupid partner at work made another dumb mistake and so I had to fix his mess. I really am sorry.” He smiles (again) and shrugs (again). “It’s really okay.” He reaches out to close his laptop. “So, what do you think about dinner? We could also go to the ramen place on the corner.” The busiest and loudest restaurant in the neighborhood. You swallow down your hurt, trying to figure out what could have happened to make him react like this. “Do you not want to be alone with me?” The blunt question rushes out of your mouth in one breath, the words slurring together. “What??” he blinks in astonishment, but unfortunately for him, you’ve grown too accustomed to his for-the-camera reactions. “Why would you say that? I’m just feeling like some tasty ramen, that’s all.” You stare him down, waiting for him to break. When he doesn’t, you say, “You guys are filming the new dance practice video on Sunday, aren’t you? How is it going?” “Oh.” He can’t maintain eye contact. “It’s fine. Great, I mean, you should see the outfit Tae is planning to wear!” “So you’re not worried about how sloppy the bridge looks anymore?” “Nah.” He brushes it off with a grin. “We’ll make it work—we always do!” Another idol-ism. You grind your back teeth in frustration, then go in for the kill. “I was talking to Yoongi yesterday: he said you strained your shoulder during the taping. Is it okay?” “Of c—” “Knock it off.” You couldn’t take it anymore. “What is the matter??” He shifts uncomfortably; you notice that he doesn’t move the strained shoulder very much. “Nothing, angel, I—” “You’re lying to me,” you accuse. “You haven’t answered any of my questions. This isn’t a real conversation, this is–this is—” You can’t find the right words, so you go for the easiest ones. “This is you being an Idol instead of a boyfriend.” He looks hurt, but can’t actually deny it. “I—” The edges of his mask start to crack, and in-between the lines you see the real him. You feel some of your frustration disappear when you see the hurt in his face. You duck your head to catch his eyes, and reach out for him; when your hand lands gently on his shoulder, he winces, and you lean forward automatically. “Hobi,” you say softly. “What is going on?” You move your hand to touch the side of his face and feel him break. His face crumples. “You don’t love me anymore,” he breathes. “Excuse me?” You feel your jaw drop slightly. “How exactly did you come up with that?” He shrugs—you notice that it’s the uninjured shoulder that moves—and the first little tear escapes. “I don’t–I don’t know. You’ve just been gone so much, and I-I know how nice you are, angel, you’d never want to hurt anybody, so I figured…I figured you were just letting me down easy, slowly distancing yourself because you don’t love me anymore, and I just, I didn’t know what to do.” You take this in slowly: this week must have been even harder for him that you had realized. Between the shoulder injury, the uncomfortable taping, the time spent apart, and the pressures of the job, he had obviously been running himself down and was now at the end of his energy. You felt bad that you hadn’t seen it sooner. Taking a small breath, you lean in and press your lips gently, but firmly, against his cheek. “Okay,” you say as you straighten. “Lay down, sweetheart.” He looks over at you in surprise. “Go on,” you encourage, scooting off the bed and putting his computer away for him. “Make sure your shoulder is comfortable.” You give him a look until he follows your instructions, then hurry down the hall to get a heating pad. You wait impatiently while the microwave does its job, every part of you itching to go back to him. When it’s finally done, you go back to the room to find him sitting back against a mountain of pillows, his shoulder supported carefully. You climb onto the bed next to him and set the heating pad gently against his shoulder, wincing with him empathetically. “So,” you say softly, brushing his hair out of his face. “You’ve had a rough week, huh?” He doesn’t answer, still trying to pull himself together. You sigh and lean in to kiss him. His eyes close slowly. You smile as you feel his arm wrap around you to hold you in place. After a long moment, you pull away and brush through his hair again. “You really think I don’t love you?” Before he can answer, you add, “I’m really sorry I haven’t been around lately. It killed me not to be at the taping, and I’m so sorry you hurt your shoulder.” You readjust the heating pad. “I love you, angel,” he says quietly, his hand still resting on your lower back. “I don’t know why I got so crazy, I just….” “I think you’ve had a long week,” you reassure him. “And…this is the first week we’ve spent completely apart, so maybe this was good.” He scoffs under his breath and you smile. “Okay, not good, but we survived it, right?” He tugs you down next to him, curling his arm around you. “Barely,” he admits, turning to kiss the side of your head. You feel him wince again as the movement hurts his shoulder. “For the record,” you say after a second, “One of the best moments of my life so far was when you started opening up to me, when I became your best friend, when I fell in love with you. So when you shut down like that….” “I’m sorry,” he says immediately. “You are my very best friend,” he adds earnestly. “And I love you more than anything. I’ll be better from here on out.” You shake your head. “You don’t have to be “better”–just be you.” He rests his head against yours, content and relaxed again. “Promise.”

#BTS imagines #bts scenarios #bts clean imagines #non-smut #BTS #bts fluffy imagines #fluffy #angst?#bts imagine hoseok #hoseok #hobi #jhope

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stan-and-the-newbie · 6 years

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A kpop newbie’s reaction to BLACKPINK

Alexa: bold Alex: italic

today you are reacting to... BlackPink!

o damn, are you sure this band isn’t your favourite?

pFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT- ok, good one, anyway this is them :3

((she tried sending me a picture but it didn’t work))

awh come oN

~ technical difficulties, please stand by ~

dfgfd shhhHhhHhH i know wot im doin smdh. this is alreaDY GOING BADLY

...should i just google them?

its okay, i got it. this is them

o damn. they're very pretty, but that was to be expected

yep.. so what concept do you think they have? lol as if it isnt obvious

idk man three of them are giving me death glares. uhh black? and pink?

tbh,,,,,they have the girl crush concept, like, theyre all badass and stuff

oh, well that’s.. interesting

i cant believe im letting you edit this post.. anyway, opinion on them? they dont look that similar, thank god

well the red-haired one i like the most so far since she doesn't look like she wants to choke me (and not in the kinky way)

fgjgfghj yes i see

the one wearing the 2b outfit is probably your goth waifu

omf

and the pink(TM) one looks like she's the sugar mommy of the group

m o o d

i'm guessing she's the leader? it could just be the thanos throne

they dont really have a leader.. this is also them

ah, lovely, a picture where they don't look like they want to murder me

yes, finally

a bunch of talented asian cuties, wot is new

to be honesT. i'll start with the first one from the second picture

alrighty

her stage name is rose

the first two from left to right are the prettiest imo

o rlly

i'm gonna get lynched alive for saying that, aren’t i

so, opinion?

she's uhhh 23? and a singer, and she's the goofy one

well youre right about her being a singer.. shes 21, and yes, she is pretty goofy. she is fluent in english because she is australian

n i c e

this is her kickin everyone's ass

((Then she showed me this video))

skinny legend

and they said infinity war was the most ambitious crossover... asian idols wearing brazilian carnival outfits as some dude sings that song from shrek 2? sign me tf up

LMAOO gee her voice still gives me chills rose step on me

alexa that's lewd, let us move on swiftly

sorry i just like her shes also a good dancer

i'm guessing she's gonna be my favourite

english speaking idols get bonus points, and she seems to excel at everything else, so...

yes, she is amazing. oh, she also cried over her fish's death

;-; oof

:( bless her anyway, you have any questions?

nop, she's gucci, let us proceed

right, the next one is jisoo

she's a qt ;; she looks like a dork i want to shake her hand and give her a hug

this is her smiling

see thats the heart smile

is she the radiance? because my retinas are burned

SDFGFDSADFG MOOD

literally no one is gonna get that joke

wat if they do?

then they are people of culture

opinion?

uhh, she is the soft one, and.. she's short because why not, and she's 22 and she sings ;;

o- i mean, she isnt really tall, but she isnt that short. yes, she is a singer, the oldest, 23 y/o and she is a goofball, a derp. very entertaining tbh

she looks adorable and has a cute name and is a goofy dork god bless

all of them are good at english but her. but she Tries- and is confused.

o o f

tis a baby

she deserves all the hugs

she isnt the best dancer, but shes a Great singer, and very stable on stage

their hair alexa their hair is so fucking aesthetic

i KnoW

i am in pain, pack your dictionary we're moving to korea

fuck yeaH the next one is lisa

abs of JUSTICE

hot diggidy she's the sass queen, and she's uh.. 23, and a rapper

oh, this is also her

she is also 21, and yes, a rapper!! a very swaggy one

jackpot

but shes a whole cutie, and the youngest

awh ;;

and she gets embarrassed easily

i see, so she's the tsundere of the group

she is from thailand, and i think shes fluent in four languages, including english

nice, man

she is also an Amazing dancer

n i c e , m a n

shes kinda my wife but theyre all my bias so i cannot decide it is Too Hard

i only have one bias u-u

ofc u do

remember to only have one waifu alexa, too many waifu will ruin your laifu

a baby

they’re all cuties this is fucking illegal

it i s do you have any question about baby lalisa over there :(

so far this is a very solid kpop band

lots of english speakers, cute dorks and pure babies everywhere

;-; yes

it has my seal of approval

n i c e the last member is jennie

o damn. jennie? j-just jennie?

just jennie. she doesn’t need anything else

is that an ACDC shirt

apparently

why do they all look so good and fashionable, and both glamorous and cute and pure at the same time, alexa the space-time continuum shouldn't allow this

pffft opinion?

hmm.. she's both a rapper and a singer, and uhh.. she's the second sassiest, but also a goof, and she's 23. I'LL STICK WITH MY 23 also damn nice thighs

she does have amazing thighs tbh.. WAIT HOW DO YOU KNOW SHES ALSO A RAPPER AND A SINGER

well usually in smaller kpop bands one of them does the support for both singing and rap..r-right?

,,,,,,,,,now that you say it

it finally happened folks, i taught alexa something about kpop

badass

THEY'RE ALL SO PURE, FUCC

THEY ARE, they have the badass girl crush concept, BUT THEYRE ALL FUCKIN CUTIES IRL also, take this

my poor heart

jennie is so smol ;; jennie is the smolest

i'm sorry, i was distracted by the thicc

mood tbh she is also fluent in english lmao

pack your shiT ALEXA WE'RE GOING TO KOREA

y ES theyre all really cute and entertaining, they dont go over the top, but theyre still pretty funny - as funny as a girl group can be anyway

pfft i find all of them entertaining tbh. show me some songs fam

o, alrighty. this is a dance practice, it was the first thing that was released and everyone went nuts

((Then she showed me the dance practice video))

lisa is the one with shorts, jennie has the cap, rose is the one with braids and the last one is jenniejisoo

oof, a bit too edgy for my taste, sorry. but the routine is great!

well, they were kinda made to be badass

yeah, i figured

also, a little side note

their company is one of the biggest companies out there, but theyre known for their shitty management, as in, they dont really give idols many comebacks or promotions, so they dont have many songs;; even tho they debuted two years ago

well, that kinda sucks

yep..

i imagine this business is pretty finicky behind the scenes. i guess it can’t be all sugar and glitter all the time

true.. anyway, this is is one of the two songs in their debut ep lol

((Then she showed me “Whistle”))

also, may i add, their mvs are hella aesthetic

they seem to be.. not a fan of the super edgy american-ish songs though

yeh, their second ep was better. this is from the second ep

((Then she showed me “Playing With Fire”))

pyromaniac title, piano in the first second. this one's gon' be gud

yeah, this one was definitely better - well, not objectively, just imo

yeah then theres this beautiful beautiful song

((Then she showed me “Stay”))

that title gives me the hibby jibbies

y e p p

nvm i saw a mcdonalds in the background and now i'm chuckling

sdfdsdfg honestly the mv is So Pretty

ALEXA I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR SAD TIMES

shhh its a nice lil song just dont read the lyrics lmao

...i'm reading the lyrics now I THOUGHT THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE A BADASS GROUP WHAT IS THIS

the chorus is so nice tho, with the claps

it is.. well, that was mildly depressing

at the end they hold hands and laugh and jump around in a circle in the mv and its just.. i rlly like the mv and the filter is very pretty

a e s t h e t i c

anyway, back to badass

((Then she showed me “Ddu-du Ddu-du”...?))

this is their most recent release, this time with a mini album

and i see thanos’s throne is back

y eS

these sets look expensive as fucc.. is that a fennec fox?

maybe..

and the evil parrot from rio? what is this, a crossover episode?

THE MOST AMBITIOUS CROSSOVER

first we had the shrek 2 song, now this they gon' hit me with dat turu turu du alexa halp meh

i k r wat u gon do

is that.. a sparkly tank?

y ES jennie is an icon

i feel like i've ascended

tbh all these things were so unnecessary yet they did it anyway

well i certainly don’t regret it

that breakdown at the end is kinda cheap, but i think the diamond tank made up for it

definitely

sdfvbvGJHGthere are two mvs left

oh, just.. just two?

y es

i feel bad for them ;; did u say it's been two years

yeah..

this is so r00d

yes, always feel bad for yg artists

what’s yg?

its a company - their company

ah, i see

their shitty company

oof

here's their debut song (which i dont really like but Oh Well.)

((Then she showed me “Boombaya”..? who the hell comes up with these names?))

well, in all fairness if they're one of the biggest they probably have a lot of bands to manage

not really.. they had very successful bands though, so that kinda paved the way for the ones nowadays

ALEXA THESE FUCKING LYRICS ARE KILLING ME

ASDFGBFVDS MOOD CLICK CLACK BADDABING BADDABOOM QUEEN

"i'm so hot i need a fan i don't want a boy i need a man" BISH YOU'RE A 5 FOOT 20-SOMETHING ASIAN IDOL CHILL

hjkjhghj shhHHH

this is a whole drugtrip

it iS

are those.. black leather biker pants... mixed with blue jeans? this is some next level shit alexa i can't handle this

y ES fashion icon

why do coke when you can watch this for free and legally?

ikr theres one last mv, and its better, trust me

..alright...

theyre cute in this one

((Then she showed me “As If It’s Your Last”))

jisoo is the one with the heart magnet and i love her

awh ;; man these titles are edgier than 13 year old me

oh come on, its a love song

that dancing, it's s-so lewd <-<;;

it iS oh, i forgot lisa's rap is in english

n o i c e i didn't know jennie had her own ice cream business

girl is going places okay but 1:36

what about it?

th-the cotton candy part

pfff

sorry i remember the first time and saw it and was like fukc thas cute

well, it was. it was pure ;;

alright, final thoughts?

well, they're a bunch of cute and talented dorks, but that ain't nothing new. either way, 10/10 for the lewd dancing and the fact that they speak english. give dem more comebacks, fam

they have lewder choreos, but thats for another day. justice4blackpinkcomeback edition

yeS, let’s make a petition

Heya peeps, it’s a boii mod Alex here. This was the first time I put together a Reaction Wednesday post, so uh.. yeah... I think it turned out pretty good! But seriously, a lot of work goes into these, even though it may not seem like it. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed it! See you next week!

#reaction wednesday #kpop reaction #kpop #blackpink #lisa #jisoo #jennie #rose #mod alex #mod alexa #reaction #introduction #guide #kpop guide #kpop introduction #blackpink guide #blackpink introduction

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deeeelightfuldee · 3 years

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What's the last thing that scratched you? probably benny

Have you ever seen any of your friends' bums? yep

Is silence peaceful or eerie? both. depends on when and where.

Do you try to use different vocabulary? i should try to more frequently than i do. honestly i usually like to make up my own words lol.

If someone you loved was murdered, would you want to know how? this makes me livid to imagine but yes i would.

How would you react if all the mascaras in the world vanished? i mean if we all are going to have the same lashes then i wouldnt be bothered. my eyelashes are so blonde so i dont like the look of them without mascara, but honestly, id get used to it.

Did you have toys all over your room as a child? not at all. my toys really weren’t kept in my room at all. i shared a room with my sister and that made it impossible to do so.

Do you think Miley Cyrus is a good actress/singer or just awful? ummm she is not my personal cup of tea but im guessing she is talented in order to have the fame she has had.

What's wuith all these Family stars lately? ? family stars? like who

Does watching the news upset you? I honestly hate the way news is built around negativity and money. everything is biased. its a great way to feel terrible, quick.

What mark did you get on the last test/project/etc you got back? 115% :)

Do you know anybody with naturally bright red hair? Yes. a whole family.

Have you ever heard of the magazine J-14? uhhhhhhhhh no i dont think so

Does/did your school have a spirit week? no. i was homeschooled.

Do/did you participate in it? --

Is the plural of octopus octopi? there are multiple ways to state plural octopus.

When is the last time you said 'but'? probably like the last time i spoke.

Does your best friend have any piercings? ok lets say emily. she has a LOT of ear piercings. no where else.

Can you hear anyone talking right now? the instagram live im watching

Are there any bibles in your house? many.

What do you use to carry your things around in? (Purse,pocket, ote bag etc) i have a cross-body purse.

Is the ringer of your phone loud? if i turned it on, yes.

What are baby cows called? Calf.

What about baby geese? goslings

Are there any high heel shoes in your house? just mine

What are cuter: poodles or germna shepards? german sheps defffffffffinitely. im not a poodle person. all these golden-doodle type breeds are so blah when theyre above puppy phase.

How many things are saved in your favorites? What favorites?

^Name any three of them. --

What color is your favorite pair of pants? uhhh i guess jean colored

Moose, mooses, meese or meesi? moose. why are we still talking plurals.

Have you ever liked someone for over a year? gosh yea

^Did they know or not? Did they return the feelings? in the circumstances where this was the case (2 separate times) both knew. one had off and on feelings i think. the other one i think had feelings for me but idk how deep they were at the time.

How many pairs of shoes are/were kept in your locker? no locker for me.

What is the mushiest and most romantic thing someone has ever done for you? hmmmmm. ok a couple tie for first: 1. wrote me a song 2. wrote me a poem 3. sent me an obscene amount of roses 4. wrote me letters 5. sent me a journal with the first couple pages written 6. did a daily journal that was very private and dear to us both 7. sent me a box of items that were very dear to them 8. listened to a comment i made briefly in passing about an item i loved that is no longer carried in stores and found a way to ship it to me from the vendor

^Did you enjoy it? Very much so.

What is shepard's pie made out of? gross nasty things.

Do you like watching spoofs? eh

Who would you love to trade wardrobes with? quite honestly so many people. i feel like my wardrobe does not reflect my style whatsoever but i have no money to get new pieces so ive just kind of dropped off of feeling good in my clothes.

What's better: an apology to your face or a nice apology letter? either.

What do you do when there's something in your eye? this happens so frequently. mostly mess with it til it comes out.

Can you see any dust on anything from where you are? uhhhhh yes this room is SO dusty even like an hour after i dust. i desparately need an air purifier. it irritates my allergies to such an ungodly level

Do you ever spit off bridges onto the things below? NO. that is SO freaking gross.

Has anyone ever kissed you when you REALLY weren't expecting it? Yes.

^Was it a good random kiss, or a bad random kiss? ummm ok one time that comes to mind it was incredible. i literally came inside and danced around my bedroom and like squealed into my pillow cus i thought it was just the best thing. another time it happened and i did not want it. it was post assault. different guy. but my fears of being assaulted again were SUPER high and it made me SO uncomfortable and tense.

Is/was your locker clean? no locker.

Who was the last person to give you money? mom

How much was it? uhhh 16 bucks for car stuff she needed me to get.

What is the last thing you got a blister from? something i did on my hands and i cant recall what it was.

Do you know who Reggie Mantle is? no

What color is your country's flag? Your state's/province's? The USA flag is red, white, and blue. the state one is white with an eagle and flag and i think some sort of red ribbon with writing and uhhhh a sun and rock

Have you ever ruined someone's relationship? apparently very much so.

Do you remember the song that used to b really popular,'She will be loved'? maroon 5 yeah

What is the last thing you used construction paper for? literally anything.

How many spoons are in the kitchen? gosh a lot. we use spoons a LOT

About how big would someone's belly be if she was 5 months pregnant? tf kind of question is this

Are there any framed pictures of yourself around? yes

Do you think that people in Newfoundland live in igloos? no.

How much is a can of pop at the nearest store? like a vending machine would be a buck n some change.

Has anyone ever told you they were in love with you, then cheated on you? yes

Do you use coasters? i try to unless its a surface it doesn’t need to be ... like the kitchen table or somethin

Do you shake your hips when you dance? sometimes! if the situation calls for it

What number is this question? dont know, dont care

Do you have any friends who have never seen you makeup-free? uhhh probably.

Do you know anyone with freakishly big ears? no

Whose the last person to dissapoint you? eh.

Do you deal with deaths well? ummmm no, i dont think well necessarily. like i did not feel emotion about my dad’s parents dying. i felt an obscene amount of pain about Josh dying. it just kind of seems all over the place. grief is messy.

What will you be doing an hour from now? either more surveys or idk.

Do you feel comfortble changing out in the open in changing rooms? no i do not like to change in front of people. nooooo. i am very insecure about my body shape.

Is it annoying when people post their drama all over facebook? nah half the time its entertaining. but you wont catch me doin it

Do you say 'plushie' or 'stuffed toy'? stuffed animal

Have you ever volunteered at an animal shelter? Yes.

What is the worst thing that could happen to you? could be killed i guess.

Do you have a playlist made on youtube? uhhhh no

Does buying people's things second-hand gross you out? i mean some things are totally fine. some things i wont buy PERSONALLY but i dont see anything wrong with other people doing so. for instance, i won’t buy bedding, undergarments, shoes, bathing suits, wedding dresses, etc.

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gwisingegooli · 7 years

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i fucking hate rude people so much

im still annoyed thinking about this one girl at the party i went to yesterday lol... i saw people setting up rage cage and i was like "omg are you guys playing??" bc its a party is a social event and sometimes at social events you'll be social and while i was eagerly standing there some bitch to my right was like "wait your turn" hella sassy and mean

and i was like "oh...." and just backed away because i couldnt react in time

...

but like... why? why would you be like that. there's literally no reason. you dont know me and i don't know you bruh. it couldve just been a completely neutral or even positive interaction instead. did nobody teach you how to be pleasant? if you said "we're playing right now but you can get next game" or even like "actually we're trying to play" like i'd have gotten the same message and been really nice back

and there were a lot of org tabling events recently. one girl was tabling at the transfer social and there was some bullshit transfer bingo thing so you go talk to orgs for a raffle ticket. everyone was just tryna get signatures and go so i was like "hey tell me about your org!" bc i actually wanted to interact w her. and then she super lifelessly gives me some bullshit explanation, clearly not caring. and i'm just like "thanks! sounds cool," and shes like kinda pissy and annoyed "its ok you dont need to try to talk to me".

and its like ........................ why are you even tabling here???? even if i am just trying to bullshit small talk, youre here to promote your fucking organization!! or do you not even care about it?!? even if i initially am bullshitting, maybe if you showed literally any ounce of enjoying your org i could care too!! bruh??

my friend j osh was also tryna get signatures so he got one from her and then asked "do you know where the ____ table is?" and she was hella sassy like "i dont know sir, why dont you go look around" and he was like "jeez youre hella mean" while we all laughed awkwardly like were you really that bitchy for no fucking reason?? having a bad day much?? way to ruin everybody else's life because you're a fucking baby lol

and at the ucs bcheer leadi ng table, i was signing up and then said "could i hear about your club?" and they were like "um..." like i was crazy before one girl finally said something and started talking about when they cheer and their competitions. and yes!!! i get that it's cheerleading, everyone knows what that activity is but i just wanted to hear about your org you're here tabling for???? what the fuck lol

i just really regret not being a bitch back to the first girl at the party and at least saying like "bro you dont need to be mean about it, i just wanted to play"

i just really dont have time in my life for mean people but i also devote a lot of energy to just being fucking annoyed and also feeling bad getting treated that way. but seriously like a) NOBODY EVEN REALLY DID ANYTHING WRONG so why are you already being an impatient fucking bitch, and b) you could say the same thing nicely and it wouldnt cost you anything, not even energy or effort lol

i just try to be extra nice to make up for all the fucking awful actions of others -_- this earth is too big and our lives too short to be mean to each other

im not gonna get steamrolled or be quiet or passive anymore. theres a lot of things that i dont agree w in general that im not gonna try to fight, but if youre being MEAN or a dick i wont let it stand and im gonna make sure you fucking check yourself. im tryna live a wholesome life w wholesome people.

something that also helps me though is just realizing that these people are all hella immature (not that im mature. it just helps me be less angry to call them fucking little turd babies or dumbshit fucking asswipes) or havent learned yet that being nice is the way to go.

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j-mats · 5 years

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J mat 16

Id want to be the son of the king who fucks up the empire n go down as the idiot with 500 children

4 kids teamworking tothrow a huge s

Comedian or death

Working with a guy whos one broken window from a suicide. Window breaks n reacts instantly n jumps out

Midget episode

Humans in snow is a lqte game strategy

Þegar enemy *runs away in fear* þegar þu ert last hit er literallly amen

Create website to help people who are overweight and respond to shaming in a way that motivates them.

Wich is better advice

Go on a diet and hit the gym. Or keep getting fatter until you die

I forgot i have continue. Being on stage after i tell that joke

Id go out with the best trans girl. Yes i know its not a competition relax. Its just that me and everyone else views at as a competition.

Like robot fights are a real possibility in the future

Robot fights. And the usa robot. And all the americans are just cumming in the audience just fucking *wiggling in seats* just a nationorgasm.

I feel like im so wierd but i dont care atallllhah

Things you never realized. A talking donkey is worth 10 silver if u can prove it

We just come from the people who survived long enough to have a baby.. not that impressive

Will there ever be a time ppl will stop saying life is hard. Bed stat

If it works it works. Thats the code for the malebrain....<->

I was one of the babies who pissed in the doctors face. That must be a shitty job like on paper its ypu get to be there when a new life enters this world. But its probably like "YO bobby its your fucking turn i took the last two" "fuck hes right it is my turn. Then you have to listen to fucking screams and vaginas opening and fucking blood everywhere and now theres fucking crying too and then the baby pisses in your face likee fuuuuuuuuck. But if youre in china u can just throw it if its a girl

"Some women hv never experienced orgasm" thats crazyy i had like 5000 orgasms... by the time i was 14

For the sex that talks less about our problems we have less issues about our problems. Were cool with problems. "Bro im traumatized by my childhood" o shit bro lets go ---

When i saw my stretch marks i was like "o shit i got like scars here how did i get those thats coo" n moved on w my life. Then i found out like ppl are insecure about that

I die i leave i live again

Id vape in his cum infested room and say "ahh look out hos cum is airborne" then hed do it t me then i actually ejaculeted into the air then we stopped being friends after that dno why

Have you guys seen harry potter. Remember when there was just some guy in the chest

Its nice you dont have to think about what ur gona do after death

If youre the only one walking(skating) with a vape you know ypure the idiot of the group.

When u wake up gain a passive boner effect

Skate walking* gaur þegar eg er buin að riða konnuni þunni og er að hlaupa i burtu með nærbuxunar niðri

Aquaman. Aqua. Waterman. Thats who hias name is. Waterman whata bitch

In middleschool i went to some school trip to a theater and the actor didnt have underwear on. And i looked at the teachers face and it confirmed it

Working in gardening for 2years and walkin in the garden and appreciate their work(i know thr guys who did it

"Damn my boys did a good job"

I took an iq test n it said i have 62

Humans have all traits of behavior... aggresive .

Testing nuclear bombs is funny

O shit theres 200people at my age in this house"

Heres porn so ypu can get ha- "im alre

ady hard " o okay whats your secret? "Im always hard" ......... must get wierd at .. family dinner "it does get weird" wt bout aftr se- "still hard"

)next guy comes in "who the fk are you the jerk off bouncer?

)turns out jerk off bouncer is homeless n nt a real job

2 reactions to bees slap runn other.. relax youre not the only one whos about the bees.. over there thinking "yOurr not sssbpusoe to hurt bees ok?"

First time you tried eating while taking a shit. This is wrong

Walle delusional robot making buildings out of trash. Harraser.

You see one shitty person and you assume thats the whole generationþ

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