#IMAGINEEEEEEE

[y3aj-3002]

Eh

Spoilers for the book of bill

I don't have an opinion on this ig,,,

I honestly don't know how I feel abt it

Update: I dislike it, but I won't delete it

[dutchgp]

Imagine if this is how we get an Oscar maiden win

[theficblog]

omg lil sis...jeno in this fit...is so close to how i pictured mechanic mark in little lady....imma just imagine jeno as mark's hot coworker in that shop :')))))))

OHMYGODD JENO!! ahem ahem i mean the more the merrier but his belly showing and he's only wearing denims jeno baby do you know the amount of suffering we go through?

and is he really trying to be cute with that eye smile and heart JENO STOPP!!!!!!!

[stylesnews]

Harry performing night II in Chicago, photographed by bethandbono

[dexaroth]

this looks sooooo wack. but it makes sense mechanically..!

surely this won't be the worst thing to draw without a model ever in my life. but its gonna be sick? probably?

the compression works. it just works. imagine how powerful a mechanical kick like this would be. in your eyeball. yeowch

isnt this fucking awesome

[stinkrascal]

ive said this already but caspian would be soooooo pretty with brown eyes, i wish i didnt write vampire lore in a way where they all have weird eye colors cuz imagine how pretty theyd be with big brown baby cow eyes

[musicallisto]

BABE YOU ARE NOT FUCKING TO HELLEVATOR

IS THAT A CHALLENGE?????????

[karofsky]

Still thinking about how when asked if they could magically discover footage of anything in the vampires' pasts, Kayvan said he'd most want to see probably-existing CCTV footage of the first time Guillermo and Nandor met 😭

[gaiuskamilah]

t minus 39 minutes....

[thesingingrevolution]

i wish i was beautiful 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲

[thrnwhip]

thinking about a tav who is ACTUALLY a magistrate. meeting astarion. this guy is like "Oh, I'm a magistrate in the city. nothing special" knowing full well he has not worked a day in 200 years assuming nobody will question it, and this random person he just threatened to kill just goes like "Oh shit me too! :D where do you work? I know all the magistrates in the city? where did you study? how have I never seen you before??" and astarion is SHITTING himself fighting the urge to bolt back into the nautiloid pod imagineeeeeee

[pansy-picnics]

Hey there are land of stories fans here right? I was thinking about it again am i the only one who just gets unreasonably angry thinking about the ending of book 2 for no reason. LIKE THE BUILDUP IS SOOO FUCKING GOOD AND THEN IT JUST. DROPS. FOR NO REASON. AND EYE HATE IT.

conners abandonment issues and alex’s rejection sensitivity are just bubbling up for the first time in SUCH a tense scene here it’s genuinely SO powerful because the narrative has been hinting towards their separate paths for the ENTIRE BOOK and conners been REJECTING it the ENTIRE time because he’s a PUSSY. and when i was listening to it again i was 100% expecting them to both start SCREAMING at each other and for charlotte to have to drag conner through that portal KICKING AND SCREAMING but instead conners just like “:( ….Okieeeee…..Ily alex 🥺” and then they just LEAVE?!(!?!!? LIKE?!?!?!?? I HATE ITTTTT I HATE IT SO MUCH,!?!!?

LIKE YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME ANYONE LET ALONE THIS THIRTEEN YEAR OLD BOY WOULD BE THIS CHILL ABOUT THIS. FOR ALL THEY KNOW THIS COULD BE THE LAST TIME THEYRE SEEING EACH OTHER LIKE. EVER? AFTER CONNER ALREADY ALMOST LOST EVERYTHING? AND YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THEYRE JUST GONNA HUG IT OUT?!,!!?? THESE TWO??? ABSOLUTELY THE FUCK NOT???????????

CAN YOU IMAGINE THE CRAZY ASS CLIFFHANGER CHRIS COULDVE LEFT THIS ON. CAN YOU IMAGINE THE INSANITY THAT WOULDVE ENSUED. IF WE SAW THEM ACTUALLY FIGHT FOR ONCE. IF WE SAW CONNER GET DRAGGED THROUGH THE PORTAL SECONDS BEFORE IT CLOSES KICKING AND SCREAMING WHILE ALEX IS SEETHING WITH RAGE. IF IT JUST ENDED WITH CONNER THINKING HIS SISTER MAY AS WELL BE DEAD AND THAT HED NEVER SEE HER AGAIN. GOD. CAN YOU IMAGINEEEEEEE.

and don’t you DARE fucking tell me “Uhmmm its a kids book 🤓☝️” Because i will actually start bashing you to death with hammers. A guy literally got shot in this series and we saw it live do not even try to tell me THIS is crossing the line. Be fucking for real.

[st4rfckerz]

OMGOMG OK SO IMAGINEEEEEEE

Imagine being in a secret relationship with Anakin, theoretically you’re a senator. You got put on a mission together, him basically acting as a guard or someone to support you on the mission. During said mission, you get into an argument that’s cut short due to a meeting or something like that, but he still has to be close to you. A long day of meetings and debates, Anakins eyes piercing into you but completely avoiding you when you look back.

Once the mission is successful, you decide to go to a pub nearby to celebrate. You go with the few others that came on the mission with you, but over time it gets to the point that mainly you and Anakin are alone. AND THEN some guy walks up. I think you can guess what’s gonna happen 🌝. He starts flirting with you, at first you ignore it but you play along when you see the look in Anakins eyes. If he wants to be a prick you can just find another who won’t be, right? He knows your game, but he can’t help the jealousy that tingles in his chest every time the man speaks a word to you.

“Senator ____, I believe it’s time to head back. We have a long ride ahead of us,” he says, his teeth gritted and the expression on his face tells you that he’s fallen into your game (you will in fact have a long ride (do you get it 🌝)).

Immediately he’s grabbing you and not so subtly rushing you out, and you barely enter your hotel before he’s on you.

“Think you’re funny, huh? Flirting with some prick to make me jealous?”

“Did it work?”

“I think you know the answer to that, angel.”

He’s grind you down on to his hips, a hiss leaving his mouth at the contact. Next thing you know you’re lying down on the bed, completely naked as he teases you. It’s just as painful for him as it is for you, but he takes pride in the way you moan and grind down for the most minuscule amount of friction like a bitch in heat.

“Would you be doing this for him?”

He’d hold you down with his gloved hand, the feeling of the leather rough on your skin.

Soon he’d give in and end up bullying your poor pussy into oblivion with his cock, the feeling of him almost becoming too much.

“Isn’t this what you wanted?”

Small hisses and whimpers leaving his mouth as he claims you, proving to you that he is the only one for you. Not some trash that hangs out at bars and tries to pick up girls.

You’re his.

-🪩

SORRY THIS WAS RUSHED AND KIND OF A BLURB BUT I WNATWD TO SEND IT TO UUUU

anon how do you keep thinking of these things.

(also its so cute that you wanted to share this little thought with me i heart u)

he would be soooo ready to take you home with the sole purpose of fucking you until you forget about the guy at the bar. and he's not stopping anytime soon either, he's gonna make you cum with his tongue, his fingers and his cock.

[ennard-is-near]

Bite of ‘83 placement

I think it has to come first. I think people sometimes put Charlie’s death or Elizabeth’s death first in the timeline, and I respect most FNaF takes, so it’s fine if you want to do that. But personally for me it has to come first, and in this essay style post I will explain why. Everything is completely subjective to me, I will say “I think…” a lot and just know that that’s a more of a “In my version of FNaF” than a “In the only version of FNaF”. Also I call Crying Child Evan, mostly for simplicity’s sake. Cool? Alright, let’s go.

First off, I know why people sometimes put Elizabeth’s first. If Evan is scared shitless of the animatronics, it might be because he either saw what happened to her or William is trying to make him afraid of them. However, he’s a little kid, and kids tend to be scared of stuff like that. (My little sister is scared shitless of Chuck E. Cheese and there is no reason for that.) Also the SL cameras in his room but I don’t know if that’s enough evidence for placing his death after hers. Honestly, I don’t know why people put Charlie’s first, maybe it’s because she had that weird “life giving” thing in the second (???) game’s mini games and so Evan wouldn’t have been able to poses Fredbear without her. Or maybe it’s book related, honestly not sure.

From here, I will break this up into a few categories. Broadly, it will be why it has to be first for William’s character and why it has to be first for Michael’s character. Let’s start with uhhhh…

Michael’s character

A couple small things first: I don’t think he meant to do that, obviously. I just think he’s stupid (like really stupid) and didn’t think about his actions having consequences. I don’t think he planned the prank or whatever, I’ve seen a couple people depict it as something he thought about doing beforehand and I don’t think so, I think it was probably a random idea he had two seconds before he did it. I also don’t think he was doing in for William’s approval, not consciously at least. As an older sibling myself, I can confidently say that it’s fun to be a dick to your younger siblings sometimes, especially when they cry about it. His motivation was probably “hahaha this is fun.” Also, I think that it was entirely his fault. He suggested it and Fredbear was a performing animatronic on stage that he was old enough (maybe like 12-14) to know was dangerous. There was no tampering or unusual springlock failure that “shouldn’t have happened” or “shouldn’t have had enough force to do that.” IMO that was exactly what was going to happen and he should have known better. What did he think was going to happen?

My points (In no particular order)

I think Michael and Elizabeth exist in the same house after the bite of ‘83. She says “I know it was an accident” (which is a line I am insane about) in the SL secret night and I don’t think she would say that if she hadn’t been around during and after the incident. Also I just think they should. Imagineeeeeee the dynamic.

That is NOT the behavior of someone who has even considered that his siblings could die. Like if he’s already down a little sister and he doesn’t want his little brother to die, why the fuck is he doing that? If the thought even crossed his mind that Evan was capable of dying then he would not have been putting him up by that thing’s mouth.

And as a continuation of that…That is NOT the behavior of someone who has already lost a sibling to animatronics?!?!?! Even if he didn’t know how exactly Elizabeth died he has to know she went missing to something relating to Circus Baby’s Pizza Word. If tragedy already struck at a Pizzeria why would he be doing that. I know he’s stupid but he cannot be that stupid.

This is a good inciting incident for him. Like if this is the first bad thing that happens to this guy, that is way cool. He has never experienced loss ever and now he’s completely cooked and will have to spend his entire life insane (sorry I don’t make the rules.)

Isn’t it more fun when there’s a horrible guilt about Michael causing all of this? Like he can tell himself that it’s all his fault that his father lost his marbles? He can say that if he hadn’t done that none of what followed would have happened to him or anyone else.

And…isn’t it more fun when he’s sort of right? Isn’t it more fun when our protagonist, if in the smallest way possible, kicked the chain of dominoes that lead to everything that happened in FNaF. Not his fault that his father goes/is insane, obviously, but the things that happen wouldn’t have if he hadn’t done that. It’s so fun if we follow a guy indirectly responsible for everything that went down who is desperate to make up for it.

William’s character

This gets a little more complicated, but for me he was a pretty solid father before the bite of ‘83. Not perfect, but imagine a dad. That’s him. He’s obviously got the capacity for murder but he wouldn’t do something like that unless pushed. Y’know? He’s like the amount of crazy that most people are.

But I only have one point, really.

It makes him more interesting.

It makes his promise more meaningful. If everything William Afton does in pursuit of “putting [his son] back together.” It’s so much more impactful and reasonable if he’s killing with a goal.

If he isn’t a grieving father, why would be killing people? Seriously? Why would he have Circus Baby? Why would he kill Charlie? Felt silly? That’s stupid.

Also a good inciting incident for him. Having your own son killed by one of your animatronics (and your other son) could probably make a guy lose it. The bite of ‘83 is a good tragedy to prompt a spiral to madness. To the need to make other people feel how you feel, feel how it feels to lose a child. (And at the same time discover the way to bring them all back)

It just is more interesting (to me personally) when he’s not entirely evil, but is a broken and grieving man who sort of gets lost in the sauce on his way to bringing his son back from the dead.

Final thoughts?

It just makes more sense (to me) and is more fun (for me). That’s all.

[goldfades]

ooooh i had another cute lil cece thought. i feel like cece would know how to crochet. and she would absolutely crochet paloma a giant blanket shaped like a pancake complete with little strawberries and blueberries on top (with butter and maple syrup ofc)

OH MY GOSH, yes. i can totally see that being her love language and like, crocheting paloma a little blanket and it being like her FAVORITE thing of all time

omg and IMAGINEEEEEEE her crocheting her a little dove that she keeps forever and ever, like when paloma is older she 100% would grow out of all her stuffies EXCEPT the dove, like she would have it in her dorm room in college FOR SURE

also she crochets adam cute little things and one of them being a little dragon cus he loves game of thrones (she knows nothing about it but it's the thought that counts LMAO)

and of course that little dragon becomes his favorite thing ever, he takes it EVERYWHERE. he takes it with him on roadies and is convinced it's magical because everytime he rubs it on his hockey stick, they win a game 😭😭😭

jump then fall au!!

[droumack]

re your tags on my bunny jo animation: hey what are you doing to me my eyes are leaking water how do i make this stop :( sad bunny jo :(( so cute yet so miserable :(( hiding his face in his ears to shut the world out :((( droopy little cottontail :(((( and then when he comes to colorado his ears gradually start lifting up again :)) and his nose starts twitching more :)) and his tail starts wiggling around again :)))

here this can be the beginning of my redemption arc!!! like yes, imagine him hiding behind his ears when he's crying because he doesn't want anyone to see.

but also, IMAGINE his twitchy nose! imagine how perky the ears get when someone brings him a sweet treat (which happens often)! IMAGINEEEEEEE nate letting him make a burrow out of his bed and letting him sleep there every night!