#IN FRONT OF GOD AND EVERYONE

[tsunflowers]

that's the fashion leader of the noto for you

[madasrabbits]

We all need to get in a more comfortable environment in which everyone tells me im hot on main so i can tell other people they’re hot on main

[loverboysvices]

please please please let me play with your cock and choke on it and rest it on my tongue please please please please I need it in my mouth so so badly please please I've been so so good

[gargoylelads]

canadians crazy tell me why this dude is filling up 3 10 gallon gas cans at this costco

[saintxgerard]

Ok, re the comment on that last ask: found it (I'm sacrificing myself sending it from my main, but doing it for the education value). I would have thought it's photoshopped if not the context of the other pic, just unhinged behavior (also note the guest appearances in the back)

What’s wrong with them <3 Like I have some questions 1) why? 2) William why are you shirtless? 3) why?

But most importantly Hi Patrick 💕💘💝💖💓💗💞💘💝💕

[everythingbasil]

you're laughing. my high school's shitty year-old rock band is playing footloose at a prospectives open house event and you're LAUGHING

[maxgicalgirl]

Being a “Fun Fact !” kind of autistic is all fun and games until you get halfway through sharing an interesting tidbit and realize that it probably wasn’t appropriate to share in polite company and now you have to deal with the consequences :(

[5ummit]

[dandleon]

everyone at hanged man wants to kill themselves btw

[dykeinthedark]

doing this thing i call "reading every class high school lit book i missed out on" partially because as an english minor i feel like a lot of ppl in my english lectures have already read these books in higschool partially because high school english classes suck balls and i think the way they taught kids to read books was lame and dumb as hell and killed love for reading and i think some of these books they make kids read should never be experienced in a classroom setting

[homeofhousechickens]

Taking pictures of this weird man in my house

[blairpfaff]

You spend an hour alone with him and you’re breathing in sync together.

[junotter]

All the jokes about Ken and horses are good but I just wanna say it's such a good parallel to how actual young men get swept into misogyny and the patriarchy.

Like they're told to believe it means men get to be cool and manly and have this power but with that comes extremely rigid commands of what they can be as a man and a cycle of self hatred for never matching those gender roles perfectly. Patriarchy tells men that if they just do exactly what is expected of them, then they get all the "cool stuff" that comes with. That doesn't work though when there's only a small group that actually gets that power, but men will keep trying to fit into those roles in hopes that they can.

In the end there are no horses or the myth men are told, it's just endless cycles of self hatred and ingroup fighting.

[sketchy-tour]

Okay listen I got distracted while working on my ask doodles. BUT LISTEN THIS IS SO SELF INDULGENT cause I was listening to an early 2000s playlist on spotify and realized... Reboot Wally would so be a blink 182 fan. And you SO know he would sing that mess at karaoke. A dork. I love him.

Reboot AU belongs to @/bloodrediscream (Man I do not need to tag them for just my silly doodles.

I WILL HOWEVER tag @kawaiialeisha because I feel like you'd appreciate this

[lesbaurinkos]

OH HES FUCKING CRAZY. OH HES INSANE.

[mylordshesacactus]

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