#IS HE A LITTLE ISOPOD

[tj-crochets]

Donut isopod!!!!

Made using a pattern by Cholyknight (aka sewdesune) and frosting fabric from a spoonflower designer I cannot remember but will find a link to if anyone wants it

[hollis-art]

would data like isopods or would he be a horseshoe crab guy

aw dang you're just gonna pit them against each other like that?

i do not think data would be able to play favorites with them if he tried. instead, he would create a wonderfully informational speech about both creatures, and it would last many hours and everyone on the ship will be very annoyed with it, but we should absolutely all hear him out on what he has to say because it is all very important.

[dustteller]

I think modern au Zhu SHOULD be the lesbian best friend trope to Ouyang except that its because this man is her pet project and gODDDAMIT she's gonna FIX him she's gonna MAKE him be BETTER she's going to SOLVE EVERYTHING and he will RESPECT HER (she is actively making him worse). She has a whole complex about it and everything. She has based a part of her identity on dragging this man up from his toxic funk and is fully convinced that if she tries hard enough he will eventually come to his senses and be an equal participant in this relationship. They have a terrible wonderful toxic loving codependent relationship that's neither a romance nor a friendship nor a rivalry but a secret fourth thing.

Predictably, this does not go well. The character arcs would be Zhu learning she can't fix a sinking ship and letting Ouyang fail by himself, and Ouyang learning to not be a shit person, actually, and coming out of his bubble of self-centeredness and working on himself instead of unloading his emotional labor onto the people around him. And they should both get to develop a healthier relationship with each other than what they had in canon bc queer solidarity is great and its even better when it's in the shape of some weird bullshit some gay people built out of the corpse parts of heteronormative romance (affectionate and completely unironic)

[obsob]

im like tamftgebka (thinking about maia from ‘the goblin emperor’ by katherine addison)

[mysticalmagickial]

Me.

It is an isopod in polyamory colours (of the new tricolour flag). I made this last year on a train and I am partially a genius (/j). I adore isopods and I keep them, and I practice polyamory. So heres a little guy. Its a low quality image but the guys just chilling. Hes so real.

[junkirat]

and why he ourple lol

[dirtytransmasc]

crack concept (please don't take me seriously)

modern Theon listens to a playlist that is very similar to this in concept, completely casually and unironically. he does the little head bops back and forth as he listens and really just gets in the zone too (cause he's a cutie patootie). Robb asked why one time, very politely, and Theon just shrugged him off and changed his music back to his trashy teenage filth to keep him from pressing the issue.

he likes whimsical fishy music and imagining being at the aquarium, or, better yet, the sea.

this little shit tears up a little listening to it (cause he's just a little guy)

[mvshroombae]

I made a fursona for funsies

[isopodmer]

Cracked the sliding door open for once and he was enraptured by the bustle outside

[marxm0703]

NOOOO DON'T CALL HIM THAT WHAT THE FUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kyannnite]

if shen yuan was a bug he would be a weevil

[orowyrm]

my tank has an algae problem LOL anyway. hermit crab

[trollbreak]

*tries to think of ships* *thinks abt friendships that could be silly instead*

[pluralprogramming]

What if you gave your pfp a little hat.

As a treat.

Ooh tempting...

[cozy-tobi]

silly lil sploinker

he's so silly i love him