#IT COULD

[astronicht]

I think. Shadowfax deserved eight legs. If JRR weren’t so practical we could have had eight-legged Shadowfax. Joy denied.

[didyousaykfc]

Help is the upcoming minister Elias????

[gjdraws]

A @cksecretsanta22 gift for @chwheeler, I hope you like it!

[skyliv]

skyliv frankenstein au……dreamy sigh,,

[weaselweaselweasel]

Imagine getting locked out of your tumblr because you couldn't figure out which email you'd changed it to, could not be me!!

[hyuuukais]

now... i wasn't planning on killing anyone off in fictional reality, but thoughts are being thunk rn

[almond-tofu-chan]

Posting this now so I can be right/upset when it happens

[bonesybonez]

I wonder if the song Space Ghost Coast to Coast led to anyone actually discovering the show it was named off of?

[snootylicious]

this could be us

[samscompliment]

season 11 is not a great season of supernatural as it stands but it IS a great final season. like if it was the last season then it would easily rank in the top 5 but it isn’t so it doesn’t

[lrndvs]

compliments from girls go hard

[noodles-and-tea]

Last one from the archives

[snaxle]

I DONT WANNA PAY BILLS I WANNA USE MY MONEY FOR FOOD AND LIL GIFTS FOR MYSELF AND MY LOVED ONES

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[pyroinfusedtiger]

Posting this everywhere til im not obsessed with it anymore

[apollos-boyfriend]

i’m gonna cry it’s raining right now and i just passed by a family where both parents were without an umbrella but their kid who couldn’t have been older than like 3-4 was proudly holding this GIANT umbrella whose diameter was as tall (if not taller) as the kid. both the parents were getting absolutely drenched but u could tell the kid was just so happy to have an “adult” task and carry the umbrella themselves and i think that sacrifice is what love is all about