Shonda Rhimes and Julia Quinn: Colin and Penelope have a glow-up this season and become super cool and confident flirts with loads of swagger
Luke and Nicola: Colin and Penelope are LOSERS and they live in LOSER-TOWN where all the NERDS hang out
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You but with Sylus, snuggled under a blanket outside on the patio next to a fire, gazing at the stars and listening to ocean waves break on the shore.
You’re on his lap, nestled in the circle of his arms. Both of you are naked beneath the blanket with tousled hair and twin grins, littered with love bites and bathed in bliss. His voice is a comforting, low rumble in your ear as he points out constellations and sneaks in a kiss throughout.
And he can’t keep his hands off you, always having to have your fingers twined with his, his chin in the crook of your neck, or your hip beneath his fingertips.
Don’t be surprised when he hoists you into his arms to walk you inside for another romp in the sheets. He can’t get enough of you.
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Book-Severus was a literal twink, y'all can't say anything to change that, fight me if you wish.
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really telling how in their efforts to retcon Bruce and Dick’s golden age relationship, which was so openly loving and respectful that people thought of it as romantic, the geniuses at DC swung so hard in the other direction that they just changed the flavor of the ship
like making Bruce obsessive, controlling and abusive towards Dick didn’t dispel the rumors, it just turned a healthy (albeit unconventional) gay relationship into an unhealthy or predatory gay relationship
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m'sorry but i would literally beg a mitachurl to use me as a cum dumpster, and then pass me around camp so everyone can breed me ˙ᵕ˙
( and yes this will be deleted when i wake up )
turns out, i didn't delete this ( 04-15-24 )
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I had missed the pride prompt earlier this week so no pressure if you cant get to this but
Bi Joey Bi Joey Bi Joey Bi Joey
I will NEVER say no to BI JOU!!!
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Summer needs to be abolished
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