#Idiot Executives

[u3pxx]

[bad omens] you know how it is with me and body swaps and roleswaps orz

[anuninterestingperson]

random isat memes part 3

every now and then when i pass stuff on my dashboard here i'll screenshot it and edit it into an isat meme so. uh. here. fullgame & twohats/a6se spoilers below the cut

part 1 / part 2

[surreal-duck]

congratulations on the happy marriage

[cautiously0ptimistic]

No god, no religion, Just bad, bad decisions.

[immensely-mediocre-omens]

beelzebub and crowley should be besties. gabriel and aziraphale should not

[vehemourn]

don't make me go here

[miss-katsune]

I've had enough of her.

[punctuation-completionist]

Holy shit I thought I'd seen the worst and laziest gimmick blogs already. Congrats on setting the bar even lower.

@#$_&-+()/*"':;!?,.~`|•√π÷ק∆£¢€¥^°={}\%©®™✓[] get a fucking job

jokes on you asshole, i am in school most of the day and have multiple hours of homework every night. i just ride the bus for two hours to and from school and know how to use a queue

and you? do you understand how much work i put into this blog? how much i've learned about various punctuation so that i—with time i could easily use doing something else i might add—can tell people about things that i find interesting? i doubt it because you just have a hate filled heart from what i can see, picking on blogs that you find lazy because you can't even bother to dig.

i would have just left this in the inbox; but i really do feel like showing everyone what a fool you are. i mean, come back when you know all the brackets and dashes and have read at least one book about punctuation and then you can talk about who's the "laziest gimmick blog"

and no, i am not justifying that keyboard smash of an attempt to get more punctuation. if you want to talk about lazy bud? take a look inwards, perhaps.

[moomeecore]

head in my hands. im so bored of people's takes. yes im super happy that people where able to enjoy it but it is NOT poor literary skills to be unsatisfied with simon & betty's ending. it's not bad because they broke up, it's bad because it SUCKED.

[furious-blueberry0]

I'm trying to create a Clone pilot OC, and so I've been spending 30 minutes of my fucking life, reading how the hell the US military decides on what rank you need to be to be in charge of a Fighter Squadron, and I am so confused, there are too many options and I understand none of them.

[eternal-variegation]

someone needs to write that age-old au where tim is a crown prince placed prematurely onto the throne and brady is the long-serving general who was loyal to tim’s father but would absolutely burn the world to ash to protect his beautiful son.

[freckleslikestars]

You and your timing.

FARSCAPE | 4.22 Bad Timing

[rottingbrains101]

use this post to comment or reblog lotf rarepairs or crackships.

anyone who judges anyone else’s rarepairs gets executed simon style

[bunny584]

baby. bunny. pretty girl. sweetheart. the light of my life my lifeline my aorta. please. PLEASE. make mechanic toji and executive reader a series. i am on my knees and begging queen you are way too talented for this world 🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐

I—my love. 🥹

I don’t know if you meant to feed directly into my praise kink here but the outcome is the same. “Pretty girl” “light of my life”?????????

I will now do whatever you ask of me. Really. Whatever you want. A series? Sure. Long fic? 100%. Baked goods? Yeah of course. A stay at home wife? Sign me up.

The members of Toji Tau Sigma have spoken. I will be making this a series 🙂‍↕️

Girls!!! Get your engines ready!!! Pack up the oils it’s time to go get our windshields changed or whatever

[chazz-is-a-zelda-fan]

i have NO clue how Matt said Execution Commentary was the worst song he’s ever written. if he posted it today, it would do NUMBERS on here

[gaylactic-fire]

One more thing. Another argument I see in favour of this alter-ego Princess Zelda who's mean and entitled and Totally Canon You Guys, is saying that she has a a position of power over Link, therefore abuses it / him. Which is.... an extremely odd and honestly false takeaway from BOTW's story, imo. Yes, she is royalty, in a literal sense she does have a higher societal status than Link. But to say that she has any true power over Link is just?? Wrong??

Link was assigned by the king first and foremost. He's following the king's orders. He is NOT there to cater to Zelda's every beck and call. He's there to protect her and accompany her to the springs. And Zelda does NOT like this (at first) but she knows as well as him they both have no choice in the matter.

Still, she does give him orders. When she tells him to return to the castle and to stop following her in an early memory. But Link doesn't listen, because he's under command from her father, not her. And later on in the final memory, Zelda doesn't command, but rather begs for Link to run away and save himself rather than her. Again, he refuses. Which you can argue at this point in time is just as much about wanting to save her as it is having a dutiful obligation. But I think these two points speak for themselves. At worst, the most Zelda asks of him is to accompany her to certain places (very evil and abusive).

A core part of Zelda's arc is realising how similar she and Link are, despite wildly different upbringings. It's about realising that at the heart of it, they are two stressed out young adults with all eyes on them to save Hyrule from the impending calamity. She very quickly learns to confront her preconceived notion that Link is everything she's failed to be, and she very quickly apologises for the behaviour that notion caused in her. She makes an effort to get to know him, so much so that the man who forced himself into selective mutism talks to her on multiple occasions off screen, obviously by his own choice.

So when Zelda is portrayed as this entitled prissy princess who's pushing around her little slave boy Link, I get the distinct feeling those peddling this idea hated Zelda from the very beginning. Which y'know.. fine I guess. But it's weird you then decide to come up with these so obviously false and over the top "observations" about her character to justify said hatred. That, or these people have gone too far down the fanon rabbit hole and refuse to come up for air.

This isn't even touching on TOTK and how Link obviously stayed by her side by choice. But this post is already long enough.