I had far too much fun generating these…
Verandis, bursting into the room: You two are having sex!
Fennorian, not looking up from his book: Really? Eilíse, why didn't you tell me? I would have put my book down.
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Eilíse: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake.
Gwendis: You are literally making a Valentine's day card for Fennorian.
Eilíse, pointing their hot glue gun towards Gwendis: You're on thin fucking ice.
~~
Eilíse: I have so much energy, I want to run a marathon or commit a crime... which should I do?
Fennorian: Please don't get arrested.
Eilíse: No promises! <3
Gwendis: Why not both? Get creative!
Eilíse: Wonderful suggestion, thank you.
Fennorian: Please don't encourage them, Gwendis.
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Gwendis: I told Eilíse that their ears turn red when they lie.
Fennorian: But they don’t…
Gwendis: No, but now I can do this.
Gwendis: Hey Eilíse! Do you love Fennorian?
Eilíse, with their hands over their ears: No.
~~
*at 3am*
Lyris: *runs into Fennorian's room and turns on the light* Wake up sleepyhead!
Fennorian: *wakes up* Dude!
Lyris: *cackles*
Eilíse: *sits up from where they were sleeping behind Fennorian* What the fuck, Lyris?
Lyris: *jaw drops* Wait WHAT-
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Isobel, to Sharp and Eilíse: *holding knife out in front of her* Are you or are you not an enemy of the people?!
Sharp: ...
Eilíse: …
Sharp: That is such an open-ended question.
Eilíse: Yeah, it really depends on a lot of different factors-
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Lyris: I like your top, Fennorian!
Eilíse: I have a name, you know.
Fennorian: *sighs* Why. Why are you like this.
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Lyris: So, how long have you and Fennorian been together?
Eilíse: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Fennorian and I are not together. No. No.
Lyris: Really? Sixteen “no”s? Really?
~~
Lyris: So what, now I'm just supposed to do everything that Fennorian does? What if he jumps off a cliff?
Eilíse: If Fennorian were to jump off a cliff, he would have done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry. So yes, if you see Fennorian jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Lyris: You jump off a cliff.
Eilíse: Gladly, provided Fennorian did first.
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