#Jasper has the Renaissance Sim aspiration and the Bookworm trait

[biblethumpersims]

It’s Tuesday, the first real day of the challenge. Before the day really starts, Paradise shows off what an uwu mommymaid housewife she is by cleaning up after everybody at breakfast.

(And leaves them in the sink because Sue isn’t about to let her waste precious film time doing dishes like some kind of maid.)

Then it’s time for a group outing.

They end up at a Karaoke Bar. Sue would blather some excuse like “ummm it’s to test how easily tempted they are :)”, but the reality was that the three Christ-centered lots they went to first kicked them out. Only the Karaoke Bar didn’t give a shit about Sue’s camera.

As soon as Jason lets them interact, Robin goes right up to GodIsParadise and shares his ideas on how this whole thing could be Godlier. Not because he thinks her opinion matters or that she has any influence over this, just because he wants her to think he’s extremely smart and creative and Godly. And sure enough, GIP giggles nervously and mumbles something about how big brained he is.

Meanwhile, Samuel aggressively inserts himself into the scene and one of the red shirt bachelors takes a selfie.

Westley autonomously sobs, and Sue’s camera is focused in an instant. She uses his picture as the thumbnail and titles the video “This SECULAR KARAOKE VENUE was SO UNGODLY, it made him CRY?!?!?!??!?!!!” Jason, meanwhile, docks several points because no son-in-law of his will be a wimpy-ass crybaby.

(Not pictured: Edward trying to shove his face in the camera as much as possible.)

Then Jasper decides to belt out worship music. The machine only has the music to secular songs, but he makes it work.

Robin decides to watch and immediately regrets it. If he doesn’t like Awesome God to the tune of Dancing Queen, then that’s his loss.

Then this poor woman walks in, and I told every man to insult her to simulate them trying to convert her.

Except for Jasper. Rather than sing, he uses the microphone to give an impromptu lecture to everyone about how immodest women are going to Hell, and by the way, have you heard about our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ?

Jason was a fan, but the Karaoke Bar wasn’t. On to the next date, then. And given how Free Will has failed me, I’ll have to intervene a little more.