#fundielegacies robin mills

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Robin and Candace Mills had 13 children: Jeff, Taylor, Stephanie, Jonas, Juliet, Lance, Harrison, Brittney, Lindsay, Cooper, Regina, Tyler, and Shawn.

Robin completed his Nerd Brain aspiration and became a bestselling author, best known for his books about the Watcher. He died surrounded by just family, no cameras.

Candace died two days after Robin, and her daughter Regina honored her final wish of having her death filmed and uploaded to ChristTube as a video titled “MY MOM went to MEET JESUS?!?!! 😭😱😇 FINAL CHANNEL UPDATE 😫😭”

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“Byeeee, aunty! Have a safe flight!”

“Goodbye, Robin,” Peace said pointedly, ignoring Candace. “It was a pleasure to meet you and your children.”

“Thanks for coming, Peace. Have a safe flight.”

“Oh, so considerate! I hope Candace realizes how blessed she is to have a wonderful husband.” This time, Peace stared right at her.

“She does. Goodbye, Peace.”

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Jasper decides to host a Bible Study group. Not a lot of people show up.

One of the few who do is Robin. The two men recognize each other from the show and end up talking - or, rather, Robin asked “How have you been?” and Jasper gave a speech about his life.

Fortunately for Robin, Jasper did eventually remember why everyone gathered and most of the night was focused on the Bible.

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“Excuse me! What are you heathens doing?!”

“What?”

“Don’t play dumb! You’re blowing the Devil’s marijuana bubbles! What if my children inhale them?! You’re sooo obviously trying to get them addicted to Satan’s lettuce so you can push them down the slippery slope to cocaine and homosexuality!”

“What the fuck are you talking about?”

“Weed clearly leads to harder drugs, like cocaine, and this man is in pink! Only gays wear pink! Not to mention your blue pants - that’s sooo lesbian! You want to destroy the nuclear family with your drug bubbles so that Satanists can take over this country!”

“Listen here, bitch, we aren’t doing anything illegal so get off your high horse and fuck off!”

“Watch your mouth! And maybe borrow that fruit’s glasses, ‘cause you clearly can’t see my toddler standing right there!”

“My face! Oh, you are in for it!”

Later...

“Hey, honey, I’m home- Candace?! What happened to your face?!”

“Oh, Robbie! You won’t believe what she did to me - you will be shocked! So there I was, minding my own business...”

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For the next episode, Sue took everyone to a local park to bring Jesus to the heathen townies. Sue was especially impressed by Jasper and Samuel harassing the elderly, which she framed as them “trying to help save their souls before it’s too late!11!1″, as well as adding in a dash of “women must learn to submit to and obey men even when he’s 60 years younger than her!”

(Ed, meanwhile, took a bunch of selfies instead of talking to anybody, which put him high up on their shit list.)

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“Hey, Candy, your aunt called. She wants to swing by for Christmas to meet you and the kids.”

“Uhhh, like, which one? There’s a huuuge difference between that unGodly, wicked, fugly Aunt Faith and the others.”

“Peace.”

“Ohhhhh my gosh, the nun?! My mom was always telling me about how super mega Godly she is! I could totally do a Q&A on how to live a Godly life for the vlog! This is soooo great! I just can’t wait - I know it will be soooo fun!”

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After a vague amount of time, two remain. One has 103 points (51 friendship + 52 romance) and one has 106 (53 for both friendship and romance), so the loser only lost by 3 points.

Meta, anyways. Story wise, the loser lost because Jason just didn’t like him as much as the winner. And that winner is...

Samuel Eaten from fundiesimsfamily!

Everything for the wedding - except, of course, the groom - has been arranged by the Smiths already. Due to them not expecting Simon and Westley to drop out, there would be a wait before the actual wedding day, but that was fine.

Samuel and GodIsParadise were happy. Not necessarily happy in love, but happy nonetheless.

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“Hi, my name is Brynn. Can I get you folks started with some drinks?”

“Ugh, no. In case it wasn’t obvious, we are a Godly Christian couple, and we so don’t appreciate some fat slut trying to seduce my husband!”

“Candace!” Robin says disapprovingly. “I have higher standards than her. She’s a glutton.”

“It’s not about if she succeeds, it’s about her trying at all! Not every Watcherly man has a young and trim wife to keep him from straying! Besides, you boys are visual creatures and her whorish skirt leaves nothing about her legs to the imagination! It’s so gross! This is supposed to be a family restaurant, and I don’t want my kids exposed to that kind of thing! Think of our baby!”

“Candace, the baby can’t see. They’re still inside you-”

“But he or she will come out eventually! And, like, I respect your decision as my headship but you know, my grandmother always warned me that using ‘they’-”

“-turns kids gay, yes, you’ve told me.”

“It’s just that, you know, my grandma used to say ‘they’, then her daughter became a lesbian! Once she stopped using the Devil’s language, all her other daughters married men! Except my aunt Peace, she’s a nun, but that’s still a really Watcherly way of life!”

The waitress begins to walk away, snapping their attention back to her.

“Hey!” Candace pulls out a tract and holds it out. “You really need to consider Jesus. You’ll be sooo much happier when you start to respect and take care of your body! You might even find a man! But until then, us pious folk will not be giving my man’s hard earned Simoleons to this heathen restaurant!”

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"Sul Sul, my sisters in Christ! Praise the Lord, most of you made it to my very special gender reveal barbecue! It was so sweet to gather with so many of my closest friends to appreciate the greatest gift God has given women - pregnancy! Motherhood has been SO fulfilling, even before it happens! As you may have seen, either in person or on the news, we finished the night with a super huge gender reveal bang! Robin and I have been so blessed to receive a baby boy! We’re so looking forward to raising a strong man of God to lead, fight, and live for His glory! I’m so excited! We don’t have a name yet, but subscribers to my Simtreon will be the very first to know when we do! Remember - the first tier is just 7 Simoleons, and you unlock so many cool rewards! Link in the description, under the link to my merch shop and the links to all my other social medias! Bye for now, and God bless!”

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To ease the transition from “each Sim day is one Real day” way of telling time to the "pregnancy last three days” way of telling time, I’m going to do a timeskip.

TL;DR The married couples this gen are Samuel Eaten/GodIsParadise Smith, Robin Mills/Candace Nixon, Jasper Flanagan/Dorothy Talbert, and maybe Simon Eaten/GodsMiracle Smith if I feel like it lmao. All four wives are expecting their first child.

Simon and GodsMiracle were the first to marry. After the wedding, they moved to the countryside and established a small farm. GodsMiracle is currently in her third trimester.

As an excuse for me to kick their asses out of SanMy, the Talberts decided to relocate to Del Sol Valley to further pursue Brona’s acting career. Their penthouse was left to son-in-law Jasper Flanagan since Westley eloped to Oasis Springs with HeIsTheLight Smith mysteriously disappeared and their other sons already had homes.

GodIsParadise married Samuel Eaten in a lavish ceremony. Once the Smiths moved out, their fancy penthouse was passed down to this branch of the Eaten family. GodIsParadise is in her second trimester.

Jason and Sue Smith moved to Sulani shortly before their Elderhood birthdays and plan to live out the rest of their years there.

Candace got what she wanted when Robin Mills married her in a ceremony that was, thanks to her father, exaggeratedly expensive. After the wedding, once again thanks to Mr. Nixon, the Mills bought a fancy apartment in the Uptown area. Candace is currently in her second trimester.

Nobody was expecting Jasper Flanagan and Dorothy Talbert to court or get married, but they did. Jasper officially inherited the Talbert’s old apartment and the Flanagans are residing there now. Dorothy is in her first trimester.

(Note: to distinguish between Simon & GodsMiracle Eaten and Samuel & GodIsParadise Eaten, they will be tagged ‘s gm eatens’ and ‘eatens’ respectively.)

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Like with Samuel, I had them fill every date goal except “kiss passionately” then left them on Free Will.

Free Will: destroying dates since 2014.

Now that the dates are done, it’s time to eliminate a bachelor for the last time.

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*Final Countdown kazoo music*

Elimination Night is here again. Ngl, I didn’t actually pay attention to relationship scores until now because I was eliminating my own characters lmao.

I haven’t done much actual playing, so the scores are,,, low, but they are what they are.

Samuel has 48 Friendship and 30 Romance with GodIsParadise, making him the leader at 78 points. He’s officially in the final two.

Between these two, one has 67 (42 Friendship + 25 Romance) and the other has 73 (45 Friendship + 28 Romance). At 73 points, the other finalist is...

Robin! That makes Jasper our first real loser.

It may be his last time competing, but this is not the last this blog will see of Jasper Flanagan...

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Sue takes what’s left of her cast and brings them to a romantic group date at... the nursing home. Her park video had one (1) more view than average, so naturally screaming at old folk is what The People want. Also, something something bring Jesus to them before it’s too late something something.

Reactions... varied, but Sue was more interested in outrage than saving souls anyways.

Another round of one-on-one dates later and it’s time for the next elimination.

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And then there were three.

(Westley dropped out of the competition suddenly because I’m out of ideas so I’m speedrunning my own blog so I can finally start gen 3 uhhhh he had a personal emergency (sexual style). He is no longer in the running, but he often drops by for good wholesome Christian Bible study with his good buddy friend pal HeIsTheLight.)

At this point, I’ve removed everyone I wanted to remove and I no longer know who’s next to go. Good luck, and may the best collection of pixels win.

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The next few days of videos covered a string on one-on-one dates. All of them featured the boy of the day talking about how he’s a scripture-obeying Godly Man (tm) followed by Sue obnoxiously telling the viewer about how God-fearing her kids are. Between the two, GodIsParadise speaks around two sentences per video.

After the dates, the second Elimination Round arrives. But that’s another video for another time.

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Candace Nixon often dropped by to “talk with Paradise”. Paradise often felt like she was just there to chaperone while Candace put on her sweetest, wife-like attitude to chat up the boys, but Candace told it it’s all in her head so it probably was. Probably.