#Joe Alwyn (Pisces) (blue)

[maria-eve-falcon]

THINGS I know about joe alwyn

birthday is 21 feb 1991 (international mother language day )

is a pisces

mom (elizabeth meakins )is a psychotherapist (she is a specialist in eating disorder)

dad (richard alwyn) is a director and was a lecturer in France for some years

height is 6'1 (controversial)

upbringing was upper middle class (they were posh posh)

he went to the same school as Dan Redcliff (city of london) but he was a year older/ younger

he had so long hair that his teach used to tell him to cut it

tom was born in 1989 , 24 aug (1 and some months apart from joe) tom works in as a social worker (tho he originally wanted to be a sports reporter ) he studied from Cambridge

pat in 22 feb , 2003 (literally 12 years apart from joe ) (not confirmed date of birth) (pat is 6'4 btw) (went to a public school unlike joe and tom whom both went to city of london (a more private school)

he is a very caring older brother

they had a family dog named flint (dunno about him now hence the past tense)

liz meakins used to write about them in her the independent column

liz has a book (she dedicated it to her fam) called what will you do with my story

great-grandson of william alwyn (3rd gen neppo but their dynamic with him is weird considering they are the great-grandchildren of olive pull (william's first wife , whom he left for his pupil (doreen) god knows when but william didn't have any children with doreen so..... still 3rd gen neppo)

his great uncle (paternal) nick alwyn was a cricketer

his great uncle (maternal) was bruce kent

his maternal family is part welsh

More dates here!

he was quite active during black lives matter and the george floyd murder and police brutality (the george floyd one is from 27 may 2020, the hashtag with the blackout pick is from june 2 , 2020) he also posted a donation link but I lost the receipts for it.

he was friends / (was together with) shared a dorm with lindsey russell from blue peter who alwyn once commented under his pic during billy lynn season . also there is an infamous article about themfrom a fellow friend of joe's (won't rule it out no nah)

his friends call themselves the frosty crew (they are a group of 6)

niceboy ed is one of his best friends

his best besties are jesse and elenor

one of his ex gf's first insta pic was joe (sorry won't name names)

unconfirmed sources say joe had a gf for 4 years from 15 to 19 years old (who btw was his first gf) . they broke up cause he went to Bristol (they were long term for a year before breaking up)

he's known as the party guy (when he is in the mood ob. like he's also a bit of an introvert)

he loves drinking and eating

he can play guitar

he can do hula hoops

he learnt fencing after watching the zorro movie

he had a fish named rainbow starr whom he found tragically after Christmas in their fridge when he was little

he had a turtle whom he'd call his best friend when he was little

he had platinum blonde hair as a child

he had clown training

his fav place is Cornwall where he's family'd go for vacations

He used to play rugby as a child but dislocated one of his shoulders during a game. Since then he played football mostly.

if zoomed and observed correctly , one can see Joe has a slightly crooked nose. A story is to come ig!

this was his cv:

more on joe from : @rarejoealwyn @joealwyndaily @joealwynspain

most of my source and an additional thanks to @bisluthq and @youareinlovees for being here at the greatest times and giving amazing contents

please feel free to share if you know more!

(i swear there are very important things I'm missing but I dunno why I'm having a brain lag and I'm super lazy soooo)

also ! pics!

rick alwyn

elizabeth meakins , tom alwyn, joe alwyn, pat alwyn :

rosemary meakins (his grandma, maternal), Bruce kent and George kent

[ocean-blueeyes]

I blame taylor swift because ever since I started listening to her I've been in love with a gorgeous, tall, british, blue-eyed pisces, who isn't joe alwyn but is actually my teacher.

[mystifiedmess]

happy third birthday lover, the hate you get is unjustified<3

[bisluthq]

Idk i think taylor will be a cool mom and her kids will stan her and her music. I think they will be embarassed of dad and will use joe alwyn (pisces) and london boy memes whenever he tries to tell them anything.

You’re so fucking stupid lmao it actually hurts me. No one “stans” their parents unless they’re weird freaks. Blue is embarrassed of both Bey and Jay sometimes, Stella was embarrassed of Paul and Linda sometimes, Skarsgard brothers were endlessly embarrassed of their nudist dad, Swiftwyn babies will be embarrassed of their parents even though he’s a famous actor. And like London Boy wouldn’t be funny at his expense for them - it’ll be funny that SHE - their lame weird mum - said something SO STUPID about their lame weird dad. Btw except for cupcakes is only ever funny at the expense of both. SHE wrote the lame song lmao. He didn’t. Like that’s how it works irl. It won’t be a “🥹🥹🥹 wow she has so many charting records and fans” and the fans will be SO DEEPLY ANNOYING to them like they will hate each fan and find it pathetic and annoying 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

And cupcakes like you will cry and die mad about it.

[kaylor]

legitimately snorted quite loudly when i read "im a fire and i'll keep your brittle heart warm when your cascade ocean wave blues come" is about taylor being a fire sign and joe being a water sign and all i could think about is joe alwyn (pisces)

[stephsmumumuses]

MUSE #8 - THEODORE RHODES

Theo grew up in an idealistic cottage in a small village in the uk, only leaving the comfort of home to attend a prestigious culinary school in london upon completing college. being an only child, he and his parents were always extremely close knit and it came as a surprise to them when he expressed his desire to hop across the pond and start his baking career in the bustling urban area of New York City. 

Following his arrival in the states, he would have been lying had he said there wasn’t a great deal of culture shock despite being used to city life in London. Americans were quite a different breed, he couldn’t help thinking --- not better, not worse. Just different. He began his work decorating cakes at someone else’s bakery before deciding his dream was to be his own boss. 

Over the years, he’s become very well-known for crafting the most exquisite wedding cakes and even ended up with an article written about him in Vanity Fair. Still, he is a modest man who doesn’t think himself better than anyone and lives a simply lifestyle.

Basic Information

Full Name: theodore william rhodes.

Nickname(s): theo.

Age: thirty-two.

Date of Birth: march 5, 1987.

Hometown: devon, england.

Current Location: new york city, new york.

Ethnicity: caucasian.

Nationality: northern european. 

Gender: cis-male.

Pronouns: he/him.

Orientation: heterosexual / heteroromantic.

Religion: christian.

Political Affiliation: liberal.

Occupation: cake decorator/chef.

Living Arrangements: small house in brooklyn.

Language(s) Spoken: english.

Accent: british accent.

Physical Appearance

Face Claim: joe alwyn. 

Hair Colour: blonde

Eye Colour: blue.

Height: 6′2″

Weight: 180 lb.

Build: toned..

Tattoos: none.

Piercings: none.

Clothing Style: classic, masculine.

Usual Expression: easy smile.

Health

Physical Ailments: asthma.

Neurological Conditions: none.

Allergies: none.

Sleeping Habits: truly an old man who likes to be in bed by 9:30 and rises early. 

Eating Habits: foodie. loves to try new things and eats about ten times a day.

Exercise Habits: hits the gym three times a week.

Emotional Stability: 6, he’s an emotional sort of guy who is easily swayed by what he feels.

Sociability: loves everyone, is the type of guy who will accompany you to the grocery store just so you don’t have to go alone.

Body Temperature: warm-natured.

Addictions: sugar, painting. 

Drug Use: marijuana.

Alcohol Use: rare to none.

Personality

Label: the halcyon.

Positive Traits: kind, humorous, empathetic, talented, imaginative.

Negative Traits: sensitive, easily offended, rarely serious, too easy going, goody-goody

Goals/Desires: maintaining his successful bakery, settling down and having a large family.

Fears: losing his bakery, not finding meaning in life, open ocean.

Hobbies: painting, reading, baking, eating, video games.

Habits: popping his jaw, scratching his hair. 

Favourites

Weather: late winter, sunny with a chill to the air. 

Colour: blue.

Music: anything and everything.

Movies: everything, he isn’t picky.

Sport: soccer, american football.

Beverage: tea of all varieties. 

Food: cake, obviously.

Animal: giraffes. 

Family

Father: rupert rhodes, 56. author.

Mother: lisa rhodes, 61. wedding planner.

Sibling(s): only child.

Niece(s)/Nephew(s): none.

Children: none.

Pet(s): a large, fluffy mutt named reginald. 

Family’s Financial Status: middle class.

Extra

Zodiac Sign: pisces  ‘(+) imaginative and sensitive. compassionate and kind. selfless and unworldly. intuitive and sympathetic. (-) escapist and idealistic. secretive and vague. weak-willed and easily led.’

MBTI: isfj- “the nurterer.”  ( introversion (I), sensing (S), Feeling (F), Judging (J). )

Enneagram: heart - the romantic.

Temperament: phlegmatic ; ‘ tend to be relaxed, peaceful, quiet, and easy-going. They are sympathetic and care about others, yet they try to hide their emotions. Phlegmatic individuals also are good at generalizing ideas or problems to the world and making compromises. ‘

Hogwarts House: hufflepuff.

Moral Alignment: lawful good, “crusader.”

Primary Vice: gluttony.

Primary Virtue: kindness.

Element: water.