Danny: "Bye kids! I'm off to do some shady shit! Enjoy the dinner I made! (With love btw...)"
Frank: "Are these fuckin' dinosaur chicken nuggets?"
Frank: "Dude, this is bullshit! We're adults! We aren't going to eat this-"
Susie: "We're not?!"
Frank: "..."
Susie: "Frank, make sure to eat the head first so that nugget doesn't feel you eat it!"
Frank: starts eating them backwards on purpose.
Susie: "FRANK NO!!!"
This is kinda lazy but I had to get the idea out. Danny can't cook, there ain't no way.
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Thank you to @ell-clavel for reminding me to post this by posting their lovely art 💞🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🧙♂️🧙♂️
(Joey and frank are platonic)
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i just think they should kiss
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So there's a fucking idea, new collection of skins in the DBD store: Cenobite versions of original killers.
Obvious picks would be Doctor (you'd literally just have to slap some assless chaps on him and he'd be pretty close), Nurse (there's definitely a cool angle you could lean into there with asphyxiation), Trapper (already got tortured by the Entity, so dial that up to 11), Clown (already a creep) and then maybe confirm that the Legion is actually one big loving polyamorous, bisexual relationship via implication.
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Frank is telling Joey all about how a 5 pointer should exist and a few other things
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Joey and Susie are minors. Just so you know
1. They're fictional characters.
2. It's not even true in canon?? People repeat that shit so much, they don't even know where it came from. I do know - because Susie has a "Sophomore Jitters" cosmetic. Frank has "Fairview Senior" cosmetic and he's not even in school. Btw, it would be kind of weird considering Frank is 19, he's dating Julie and Julie is friends and parties with Joey, and is bffs with Susie.
Rin Yamaoka also has high school girl cosmetics and she was canonically in college at the time of her death. Cosmetics are not proof of anything - they're just cool outfits.
Also, devs say everyone in the game is 18+. But again, that shouldn't matter because they aren't real.
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other killers: [have to be tortured or manipulated by the entity to do its bidding]
ghostface: weeeeeeeeee yay yahoo!!!!!!!!! :D yippee!!!!!!!!!!
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The prettiest of them all
also bonus Legion Survivor AU.
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