you headcanon that trapper didn’t write a note because he didn’t care . i headcanon that trapper didn’t write a note because he genuinely believed that hawk would be back in time . i believe that he paced the swamp and checked his watch every ten seconds and ran out of the door whenever he heard a jeep only to swear because not once did it turn out to be hawkeye . i believe that as his time of departure grew closer that trapper cursed his luck because of course hawkeye is always hanging around and being annoying when he doesn’t have to but the one time trapper needs him he’s nowhere to be found . i believe that radar practically had to force him into the jeep ( and that’s when trap gave him the kiss to give hawkeye ) and even as it was pulling away trapper watched intently for any jeep pulling in while he was pulling out . he doesn’t even think about leaving a note until he’s in the chopper and he kicks himself for it because how could he have not thought of leaving a lousy note ? we are not the same
"The smile! The curly hair! He’s willing to follow his bestie to the ends of the earth, no questions asked! Is a surgeon so also /really/ good with his hands!"
I truly can't understand people writing Trapper as homophobic. That man's a proud pervert. Do you seriously think he'd give a fuck about Hawk fucking men? He loves sex perverts. He'd probably just think it's cool.
the first indicator that i was neurodivergent should have been when seventh grade me had my mother dye a bathrobe yellow and i went to my schools character day as trapper john mcintyre to my friend’s hawkeye pierce
Okay so, this Trapper Tuesday, what do people think are the best 10 Trapper episodes - in the first three seasons, no fair counting the episodes where Trapper exists in spirit as BJ conjures him up.