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I am calling it right now with my clown make-up on tooting my big red nose, Johnlock is going to happen in the year of our Lord 202-something in Enola Holmes 3 and I am going to rub it into Moffatis's face so hard.

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My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

'Emergency meeting: Landing Pub 7:45 tonight. Leave Sherlock at the flat'

  "Oh boy-"

  "Text from Lestrade? Is it a case?"

  John handed his phone to Sherlock,"No but he used correct punctuation, grammar and capitalisation. He's serious."

  "Why can't I go?"

  "I don't know-" He took the device back,"Guess I'll find out later tonight?"

______

At the pub-

______

  "Hey Greg, is everything alright mate?"

  They shook hands,"I just really, really need to talk to someone about this and you're quite possibly the only one who can understand my situation."

  "This calls for the strong stuff," He flagged the barkeep down,"Two fingers of whiskey neat for me and three for him on the rocks." 

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202 notes - Posted June 22, 2022

#4

I've had a wonderful idea for a crack fic:

Sherlock breaks into Mycroft's house with John. Reason: they have a case question that needs to be answered and Mycroft isn't answering his phone or email.

They make their way to Mycrofts room, flipping the light on and Sherlock yelling,"Brother! Good morning!" it is, in fact, 4:10 in the morning.

Instead of just Mycroft sitting up and glaring at Sherlock, but Lestrade also sits up and they both look like caught teenagers.

John looks at Greg,"Mate, we need to go out for a pint and you better spill everything am I clear?" He was just as surprised as Sherlock, who was now frozen in his tracks,"I'm taking him home to recover, Mycroft answer your bloody phone."

chaos ensues

224 notes - Posted June 4, 2022

#3

Genuine

  "Sherlock," John locked eyes with the detective,"you are bloody gorgeous."

  A very prominent blush crept up the other's neck,"I-I erm…"

  "And adorable, look at that,"He leaned forward and smiled. John knew for a fact that he was one of the few people who existed that could actually catch him off guard, and by god this had to be the best way to get those gears in the detective’s head to stop.

  Sherlock broke eye contact and tapped nervously on the table,"You're getting too direct with your flirting."

  "So you've noticed?"

  He nodded and looked around the room, still refusing to look at John,"So- uh, what,” Sherlock cleared his throat, the telltale signs of embarrassment peeking through,”what brought this up?"

  "It's just been eating me up for a bit,"He propped his head up on his hands,"And I'd… I’d like to kiss you."

  Those few words caused Sherlock's entire system to malfunction, a small sound of shock barely escaped his lips. For a moment, John found it rather endearing that his friend was an actual blushing virgin, but as soon as the spell broke, he wondered what the consultant's response would be,"Me..?"

  "Yes, you."

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242 notes - Posted July 1, 2022

#2

What if- and hear me out on this one- John and Sherlock knew each other from school, but met again years later when Mike Stamford introduced them?

And the moment John entered the room he goes "Sherlock? Sherlock Holmes is that you?"

Hearing his name called by the familiar voice, he looks up,"Oh! John-" he takes a second to do his little deduction thing,"Afghanistan or Iraq?"

"Bloody hell you still do the thing after all these years,"He goes to hug Sherlock, which he kindly takes,"and it was Afghanistan, you git."

"Thank you for finding a flatmate, Mike, I think we'll get along splendid."

As the two start reconnecting, Lestrade comes to the flat to give Sherlock a case- but he's both delighted and confused as to why the typically isolated consultant was laughing, with another person in the room. It was a real laugh too, not like the fake ones he's heard the brunet use when talking to suspects/wittnesses.

He knocks on the door and Sherlock opens it, smile still on his face,"Ah, Lestrade, case?"

"Ya, erm, who's your friend,"He grinned and looked to the blond man sitting in the armchair across from Sherlock's

"Oh," he let the DI in,"Lestrade, this is John, John Watson."

John stands to shake his hands,"Sherlock told me about you, and how he's working with the police on the tougher cases. I'm impressed by how much progress he's made since I last saw him."

"You two... know each other?" Greg, baffled by the connection.

"We're old friends-"

"Ex-partners actually,"John corrected, making a slight blush creep up the taller man's neck and cheeks.

"Lestrade! Case, please-"

"Right,"He chuckles.

Oh this would be an amazing fic-

I think I should write this one sometime

363 notes - Posted May 29, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Rupert Graves as Greg Lestrade is arguably the best choice of cast next to Benedict and Martin

fight me

he's perfect

437 notes - Posted May 21, 2022

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Coat’s Prompt Roundup for October

Are you as excited for fall...oops...autumn...as I am? Here are a few prompts with autumn themes, horror, werewolves, vampires, ghosts, the supernatural, and costumes, (uh, roleplay counts as costumes, right?)

PROMPT #185

BBC, Sherlock/John

Werewolf/Omegaverse AU: Werelock-Sherlock is an Omega werewolf, John starts out not infected but at some point he is turned (maybe by Moriarty?) and becomes an Alpha were…eventual Johnlock.            

PROMPT #55

BBC, Sherlock/John or Sherlock & John

Eurus shot John with an actual gun in TLD, and killed him. Any appearance by John afterwards is as a ghost. And only Sherlock can see him. If you can work in some of the plot of TFP around that, kudos. If you want to go in a different direction, that’s fine too. I especially envision that scene from TFP trailer where John is standing over a devastated Sherlock and saying ‘i know this is difficult, but you have got to keep it together’. Imagine ghost!John saying that to Sherlock.            

PROMPT #235

BBC, Sherlock/John

BBC Sherlock/John: with Halloween coming up, I would love to read a Unilock about exchange students John and Sherlock (never met until now) being dragged to a Rocky Horror Picture Show interactive by their new friends. Bonus points if they are being set up by Janine and Mike, extra bonus points if they convince them to dress up!

PROMPT #228

ACD, Holmes/Watson

Sherlock Holmes And His Temporary Fae Accomplice

ACD (RDJ or BBC okay, but not preferred), Holmes/Watson.

Holmes only survived Reichenbach instead of drowning along with Moriarty because he’d once saved one of the Fae folk and so they ‘owed him’, so rescued him (whether he called on them or they did it on their own is up to the author).  Now Holmes is doing the ‘tracking down Moriarty’s minions’ thing, not intending to ever go back and endanger Watson (or suffer with what he believes will be unrequited love), even once he’s done.  His fae 'friend’ actually likes Holmes, as much as the Fae can like any human, and although they’ve technically 'paid their debt’ they keep trying to 'help’ him.  All the while hinting/manipulating/matchmaking like mad to make him realize he’s not going to be happy unless and until he goes back to his Watson (who is mourning/pining his arse off back in London). It would be fun to see Holmes resist every step of the way and his Fae accomplice perhaps unable to speak plainly and just say ’he loves you, ya doofus, go home!’, but has to be indirect and hinty about it all, but Happy Ending, of course.

PROMPT #240

BBC, Sherlock/John

How about a fake relationship for Sherlock’s parents? with a trip to a fall fair! Candy apples, ferris wheel ride, John winning Sherlock a prize at the strong man thing, Sherlock winning John a prize at one of the “impossible” games (basketball, penny pitch, whatever)…Sherlock wrapping his scarf around John’s neck because of the cold, John wiping the whipped cream from Sherlock’s nose after he sips his cocoa…

PROMPT #183

BBC, Sherlock/John

A vampire AU where vampire run clubs serve as feeding grounds (vampires are known/elite). John meets (vampire) Sherlock tracking down Harry at a club.      

PROMPT #239

BBC, Sherlock/John

I am a sucker for Halloween costume Pirate Sherlock! Would love to see one featuring Jealous John! Maybe Dimmock asks Sherlock to the NSY Halloween Masquerade? Or they go to some party together but some strange pirate tries to steal John’s pirate booty?

PROMPT #202

BBC, Mary/John/Sherlock

Costumes and roleplay! Sherlock is supposed to be a master of disguise but we don’t really see this on the show too much. Mary on the other hand is very adept at costumes and different identities and seems to have dozens of aliases lying around. So I’d like some Johnlockary established-relationship-triad roleplay games with Mary playing many different types of characters.

PROMPT #237

BBC, Sherlock/John

How about John and Sherlock each going to a Halloween circuit party trying to get each other out of their system? Maybe they don’t recognize each other in costume at first and start to hook up, imagining one another…or maybe they do recognize each other and have to sort through their shock first?

PROMPT #218

BBC, Sherlock/John

BBC, Sherlock/John. Remix of the scene in Empty Hearse when John believes the old man patient to be Sherlock in disguise. What if it really was?

PROMPT #236

BBC, Sherlock/John

BBC Sherlock/John: For Halloween how about your typical “you must stay in the haunted house overnight to inherit” style story with Sherlock being an investigator and John being a potential inheritor? Would love to see a little competition between John and maybe Victor Trevor as the night goes on, each trying to catch the gorgeous detective’s eye as he investigates who is trying to drive out the inheritors and why.

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The “Elementary” Years (1932-1936)

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by Cerdic519

Sherlock plays the Naked Chef, and John wonders about that life insurance policy 'someone' made him take out. There are worries over a moustachioed new German leader, and the two idjits add to their growing list of places from which they have been banned for... well, being them. And the United States delivers rather more than a new car.

Words: 373, Chapters: 2/3, Language: English

Series: Part 202 of Elementary CLX

Fandoms: Supernatural, Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M, M/M

Characters: Castiel (as Sherlock Holmes), Dean Winchester (as John Watson)

Relationships: Castiel/Dean Winchester, Sherlock Holmes/John Watson

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - 1930s, Destiel - Freeform, Johnlock - Freeform, Retirement, Sussex, World War II, Gay Sex, Embarrassment, Naked Sherlock, Teasing

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2xQZKIT

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Case 157: The Adventure Of The Wensleydale Hunt (1898)

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2G2TMwK

by Cerdic519

֍ A poisoner is targeting the dogs of the famous Wensleydale Hunt – but why? And John has another memorable train trip that may or may not leave him barely able to stand (hint: it does).

Words: 5989, Chapters: 3/3, Language: English

Series: Part 202 of Elementary 221B

Fandoms: Supernatural, Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, NCIS

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M, M/M

Characters: Castiel (as Sherlock Holmes), Dean Winchester (as John Watson), Jethro Gibbs, Anthony DiNozzo (as Antenor Encise-Weatherly)

Relationships: Castiel/Dean Winchester, Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, Anthony DiNozzo/Jethro Gibbs

Additional Tags: Untold Cases of Sherlock Holmes, Destiel - Freeform, Johnlock - Freeform, Yorkshire, Poisoning, Infidelity, Divorce, Inheritance, Dogs, Trains, Dildos, Gay Sex, Deception, Cuddling & Snuggling, Exhaustion, Military, Age Difference

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2G2TMwK

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The “Elementary” Years (1932-1936)

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2xQZKIT

by Cerdic519

Sherlock plays the Naked Chef, and John wonders about that life insurance policy 'someone' made him take out. There are worries over a moustachioed new German leader, and the two idjits add to their growing list of places from which they have been banned for... well, being them. And the United States delivers rather more than just a new car.

Words: 373, Chapters: 2/3, Language: English

Series: Part 202 of Elementary CLX

Fandoms: Supernatural, Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M, M/M

Characters: Castiel (as Sherlock Holmes), Dean Winchester (as John Watson)

Relationships: Castiel/Dean Winchester, Sherlock Holmes/John Watson

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - 1930s, Destiel - Freeform, Johnlock - Freeform, Retirement, Sussex, World War II, Gay Sex, Embarrassment, Naked Sherlock, Teasing, Pie

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2xQZKIT

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The “Elementary” Years (1932-1936)

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2xQZKIT

by Cerdic519

Sherlock plays the Naked Chef, and John wonders about that life insurance policy 'someone' made him take out. There are worries over a moustachioed new German leader, and the two idjits add to their growing list of places from which they have been banned for... well, being them. And the United States delivers rather more than just a new car.

Words: 373, Chapters: 2/3, Language: English

Series: Part 202 of Elementary CLX

Fandoms: Supernatural, Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M, M/M

Characters: Castiel (as Sherlock Holmes), Dean Winchester (as John Watson)

Relationships: Castiel/Dean Winchester, Sherlock Holmes/John Watson

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - 1930s, Destiel - Freeform, Johnlock - Freeform, Retirement, Sussex, World War II, Gay Sex, Embarrassment, Naked Sherlock, Teasing, Pie

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2xQZKIT