#Jonah is the favorite child get it real. he worked for 200+ years to serve the eye a chrisp fat W on a silver platter

[jonahmagnus]

I dont think the Eye "hates Jonah and wants Jon more" I think that Jonah is the Eye's precious little german boy that it adopted under its wing and raised with love and affection for over 200 years and Jon is some stray animal that wandered in that Jonah took home and the Eye sighed and scheduled a vet appointment for