#Kiiiiitty

[idontlikejazzsonowitsmyname]

Can somebody link me to that one post about the gay writing promot where one fiance forgets the cat, who is the ringbearers name.

[kicktwine]

your hands do not have to hurt. they can also pet tiny baby kittens

[tinfoilscribbles]

Kiiiiitty

Work doodles. Wanted to draw pretty ladies, had too many eyes nearby.

It took quite a bit of willpower not to turn these into Firebug.

[all-my-friends-were-glorious]

Rudy Headcanons

Rudy has a tendency to bite literally everyone and everything that is not his Dad (Tweek). He dislikes anything and anyone getting near Tweek, and will throw a hissy if someone thinks they can interrupt his Daddy Time. This includes Craig, who gets bitten and pecked a lot, especially around bedtime. He greatly disapproves of bedtime and will scream and throw a fit because he wants to spend time with his dad.

He knows how to sing the Indiana Jones theme, the Jurassic Park theme, he loves to pick up buttons and move them to a new location, he can say four phrases ("SWEET JESUS", "I'm Your Tweek And You're My Craig", "Preeeeeetty Boy", "Stupid Bitches, Stupid Stupid Bitches"), and a small handful of words (Mine, Dad, CHIP, MAYDAY, Cokka, Kiiiiitty, RUDY, Nomf), and will steal anything that has a bell on it.

The only time that Craig is safe from his unending wrath is when/if he sings to him. Humming works as well, but to a lesser extent. He enjoys a good song, especially Motion City Soundtrack ones. OK Go is good, too.

His favorite movies are Jurassic Park (original trilogy) and Indiana Jones (Original movie ONLY).

The cloth that Tweek drapes over his cage is a very pretty galaxy print, and a heavy fleece. 

When Rudy is tired he will imitate snoring from old cartoons. However, this does NOT mean that he wants to go to sleep. He will shriek like he’s dying if you take him near his cage if he’s out of it.

Rudy has a nice-ass, large cage, and Tweek is very anal about how it should be cleaned. 

Rudy’s full name is Rude-A-Bega. 

Rudy bullies Charon, the forever homed “Fostered” Turkey Vulture that Tweek rescued. Charon would prefer not to fight, as he is missing a good chunk of his face and he cannot fly due to a wing injury that is now healed. Rudy takes advantage of this, and is very nippy and likes to yell.

Much as he seems to despise Craig, he will VERY LOUDLY call him a “Preeeeeeeeeetty Boy”. He does not call Tweek that. He calls Tweek Dad and Mine.

[cicadianrhythm]

Me: awwww, kitty? Kitty kitty kitty kitty? Sad kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty.

Cat:

Me: kiiiiitty kitty kitty, poor displaced kitty, pretty kitty. hey kitty!

Cat:

Me: kitty kitty. Sad, poor little sweet lonely kitty, never loved and alone, come over here?

Cat:

Me: coooooome over Here, pretty kitty?

Cat:

Me: *pats blanket*?

Cat: Tis my will, and not my poverty, consents.

[awholelotofladybug]

Tom: How are you feeling, honey? The doctors used a lot of medication for your surgery. Marinette: *very out of it from pain medication* Of course I'm fine, Daddy! I'm Ladybug! Did I ever tell you how I stopped the evil pigeon man from taking over Paris? Tikki: Does this happen to other humans?

Tom: How are you feeling, honey? The doctors used a lot of medication for your surgery.

Marinette: *very out of it from pain medication* Of course I'm fine, Daddy! I'm Ladybug! Did I ever tell you how I stopped the evil pigeon man from taking over Paris?

Tikki: Does this happen to other humans?

Sabine: You have no idea.

Marinette: *hugging Adrien* Adrieeeeen, you're soooo soft. *laughs and snorts* I love you, kiiiiitty.~ But where'd your tail and ears go?

Adrien: I'll, uh, I'll t-t-take her to bed. *Lifts her up*

Marinette: Weeeeee!

[cutewarmachine]

@Http-Anti

Glitch: *turns into a Giant black panther*

Anti: *SCREAMING* KIIIIITTY!!!!!

Glitch: *DOES CAT THINGS*

Anti: 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

Ugear and Hoxie: I....I...

Google: *turns into giant bear*

Hoxie: SIGN👏🏻ME👏🏻UP👏🏻

Ugear: These fucking /noodles/

[the-blog-with-many-names]

Griffin

Kiiiiitty kitty kitty kitty

But also foxes are really cute

bUT MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE IS OTTERS

HAVE YOU SEEN SEA OTTERS THEY’RE THE GREATEST THING TO GRACE THIS EARTH

Myth/Magic Ask Meme!

[warlock-enthusiast]

Kiiiiitty

[sleeepwalker-mfr]

Mmmhm, that what I do. Kiiiiitty!

[tortoiseshellbat]

#inktober 13 - a sweet tortie named Nell. Ink in a water brush (hat tip to lissabt for the idea!) and watercolor.

[footnotesoldier]

34 and 47.

Kiiiiitty.

Um. Sorry.

34: If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?

I don't know what year it was, but I was twelve or thirteen and there was a lot of annoying stuff with school and a weird therapist person and that wasn't all that great. Around that time I got the dog though? Hmmm... unsure of the chronology there. If I had to I'd probably delete the first year of my life, I'm sure it was more or less okay, but I don't remember it anyway.

47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?

Yes. And things that haven't happened. And things that are likely to happen. And things that are unlikely to happen. And things that... are green and scaly. What? No. I panicked. Sorry. *replays answering this question - but more eloquent and witty*