#King Gordon

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Cont from X with @smilingmxsk

The rodent which she'd rightly identified, snorts distrustingly like a riled up stallion, stepping in closer, lowered to all fours, to look the human over. It smelled human. Enough. Looked human. From what he could tell.

"What, send you home to your little friends to tell them all about the big mean rats?.. I don't think I will."

He prowls close enough to sniff at them in touching distance, wrinkling his nose like he's whiffed something foul, and paces around it. "Don't know how you got here, sure, sure... Let's try that again. Where did you come from."

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He sighs and continues scratching.

She’s wagging her tail so hard it’s pounding on the floor. Yvonne feels very happy from this positive encounter. Maybe she’ll push just a little bit more.

“ Uhm … “ Her cheeks are flushed red, she hopes he doesn’t find this inappropriate. “ Can you please keep petting my head while telling me I did a good job? “

[fashionablyenigmatic]

So you are flirting with Bloodthristers and rat kings?

"So what if I am? Flirting isn't a crime and I have no malicious intent. Kha'x and Gordon are both strong handsome beings on top of that are interesting people. Sure they are both closed off and have their problems but I'm not one to cast the first stone."

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CONT FROM X WITH @skxrbrand

There's a rage simmering under his skin. A bloodlust. A need to break bones and spill blood, to see this thing suffer, so powerful so pleasant to his instincts so infuriating it made the muscles along his back clench and ripple in anticipation. Standing still was almost painful... But he checks it. No. All that starts in anger ends in shame... He'll have his fight. And he'll have it smart. "I'll be a gent and let you make the first move." Gordon rumbles evenly, twirling his twin blades...

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local demons all ganging up on some fucking rat-

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"IT WAS YOU WASN'T IT!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"DON'T YELL AT ME!"

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"Call me a good boy and I will give you my blood."

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Jazzy: Oh wow that's a particularly sexy rat, he's so hot and kinda awkward and shy, I love it. I'm gonna break him.

Jazzy: Oh shit oh fuck it's already fucking broken that is one fucked up rodent how did he even get like this- his eyes are so fucking pretty please stop crying I'm literally just emotionally supporting you, you are not going to die- oh mother of Slaanesh this is so sad holy shit-

@chaosprinceundivided

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"Well what kind of old are we talking? Because nothing compares to a good dilf. Gilfs, even."

"No one likes a cranky old bastard who doesn't take any care of himself. But we all loooooove a little seasoning on our steak, y'know? An experienced tour guide, per say. A little age makes the finest wine."

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"WHAT DID I J U S T SAY-"

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Size Difference Poses: E4 for Qhi'zhek!

I forgot Qhi wore a loincloth and decided not to fix it. So I took creative liberties and made a fullbody instead of a half like I intended.

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" Battle armor. Anything else is ridiculous."

"Happy?"

He had to go dig it out of his closet and polish it, it's been years.

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"It's alright, your majesty. I'm going to help you, It's a pleasure to meet you!.."

"You are so fucking small..."

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With all the stress and sleeplessness, and scouts already out to scope out the enemy forces... He finally relents that he needs some help around. He still hasn't replaced Sulfur. Usually Theta Retchen are in positions of bookkeeping and organization, right hand sort of things. But he had Sulfur and no one else. So Gordon sends for one to fill the position and take some of the paperwork off him... And he meets Sivvet. 3 ft tall.

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"Cause he's a cognitively challenged narcissistic immature and socially abhorrent insecure bitch. And he's old as fuck. Get this man back to his nursing home and on his meds."

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Of ALL of the long term moots, how do you think each of them would be at Gordon's birthday rager?

Aw shit dog that's a LOT of muses and most of which I haven't really interacted with- some are newer but I can see going. uhh here we go:

@hxnger-unbcund Gluttony is actually here because he's a good friend and cares about Gordon. And he's also pumped as fuck for the food. And apparently he probably knows the most people here. But he's not allowed in the kitchen and he's arguing with Zoviary for being a party pooper. He does not great on the mechanical bull. Greed is here because what are all these demons congregating in these caves for? He's disappointed it's a birthday party for a rat but he'll stay because it's an awesome party and he doesn't see much of those. Envy is here for the same reasons as Greed.

@xaallo Xaallo is here because birthday rager and they're kinda almost maybe friends? Adraka told him to go be supportive. Initially he and Glutt hang out and laugh and catch up, and then spar a bit and break a table. So now he's sitting at the counter having a good chat and eating Gordon's Himalayan salt out of the shaker and asking where that baby went. Eventually he comes into the kitchen and helps cook. But he's far from comfortable with the two demons in there as well. Does either really good or really bad on the mechanical bull and keeps doing it until he beats everyone's scores. He never does. Kjoll is here because birthday rager and someone sexy who's stroked his ego in the past is here~ was GOING to be an exotic male dancer popping out of the cake but he didn't want to miss the rest of the party and is snooping around their house trying on their jewelry, scent marking their things and bed, and trying to antagonize Zoviary into chasing him to Gordon's bedroom and he's very mad at Okaal for being a 'party pooper'. Okaal doesn't know who's birthday this is or why he's here but he's assuming it's to keep Kjoll in line and tell him to behave himself and not fuck someone on their hosts bed. He's a good sport and tries the mechanical bull, and does alright!

@apexulansis Zoviary is here because Kjoll made him and he's not liking the loud riotous social function. But Gordon gave him a job to distract him and it's to keep Gluttony and Kjoll OUT of the kitchen so he's obviously doing his job right and pointing a gun at Glutt. Adraka is here because it sounded like fun and they felt bad for Gordon. And Xaallo needs to be a good friend. He tries the mechanical bull and actually does okay and has a great time at the party. Drags Xaa out to dance several times.

@skxrbrand Skarbrand doesn't know why the fuck he's here, probably followed Khazaan cause he thought he was trying to escape also what is he doing with all that stuff? He is judging everyone harshly and being aggressive, so Ira takes him outside to go fight somewhere. Kha'xanzyr thought he was boing left out of destroying the rat kingdom and is more than disappointed. He warns Gordon not to keep company with such dangerous creatures and expresses surprise the rat made it to twenty one. He leaves shortly. Khazaan has a whole brewing set up in the living room and is making concoctions to kill God. Petting Runic and telling the chefs they're using too much sugar, more blood, use more brains, they're filling and really good for you. Burn it more.

@velvetwarfare Betty is here for booze, dancing, Gordon's tiddies, and to party hard. Sitting at the counter tasting snacks, cuddling Glutt and teasing people, making fun of Gordon for being a baby. Between party and drinking games of course. And partially taking over the DJ booth. Does pretty well on the mechanical bull.

@heliinx Heliinx is here because everyone seems to be breaking into his home and surely he still adores her riiight? She's telling him to poison the food so he and her can eat everyone and loot them. She's punted out of the kitchen. Seeing Khazaan she hides a lot, but sneaks lots of food and trashes the home looking through and looting his things. Which Qhi'zhek stops.

@warhammer-fantasy-muses Qhi'zhek is here because he's a good friend, dammit. He's having a great time talking with him and Daz in the kitchen and helping make enough food for the uninvited guests. He's also keeping an eye on Kjoll, Zoviary, and especially Heliinx. Ikit is also here because he's a good supportive friend! He's loving the party, too. Not helpful in the kitchen but he loves helping Khazaan make the most lethal abominations known to alcoholism. Did not last one second on the mechanical bull.

@themosthatedbeingg Lucifer showed up dressed all nice for his new bestie with a nice gift. And very quickly ends up escalating the bullshittery of the small group of ragers in the living room. He hasn't been to a wild party in some time and he's having so much fun! He's just one of the guys! He uses his magic to help decorate. Did not last five seconds on the mechanical bull.

@onlywrath Satan arrived to be supportive of Gordon also he's not over him. He brought decorations, games, and a sick sound system to add to the DJ station. And a fucking mechanical bull of course. He's happy to meet Gordon's mother, too! He also has the highest score on the mechanical bull and no one can touch that score. No matter how hard Xaallo tries.

@vehxmence Daz is here because he was probably part of the instigation board for the surprise bash. He's in the kitchen with Gordon learning recipes and being a nuisance. Anything to see those ears shiver and that annoyed scowl on their face. And maybe he's taking an interest in their hobbbies and wants to be close to them for softer more genuine reasons... Him and Qhi hit it off as well and talk about how adorable Gordon is. He also loves that Gordon's choosing to stay in the kitchen with him rather than go party with the others. Azriel is here because he's met the rat once or twice and if Daz gets to go so does he. Az is play wrestling with Ira and chatting up the rest of the party. And eating everything he can get his hands on. And shaking Heliinx upside down to give up what she's trying to steal.

@kingbcwser (I've been following you awhile I guess?) Bowser heard surprise birthday rager and didn't care if he was invited. He's dancing and fist pumping to the music, playing music (He brought a band and DJ setup) playing drinking games, him and Betty hit it off smashingly. He bothers Gordon a bit because it's only polite to pay homage to the birthday boy also he's making all the delicious food. Did very badly on the mechanical bull but he's having a blast anyway. Threatens to take over Gordon's kingdom. Doesn't care if he breaks stuff. He's Khaz's new friend. Gordon dislikes him and doesn't know who invited them. Or who they are.

@serpentofslaanesh Lyss is here because many objects of their attention are here. They're chasing and hounding Heliinx and enjoying the party. And also snooping around in all of Gordon's things. Especially the shiny and pretty things. And trying to bother Gordon but they aren't allowed in the kitchen so they play games and get shitfaced with everyone else.

@oflostinfound Hax is here because they and Gordon bonded over nice pants, and they are not missing out on some big ass birthday bash. Does not do well at all on the mechanical bull.

@shiningsilverarmor Eos is here because it's her sweet little rat kings big birthday! She's not gonna let him go unappreciated! She has lots of fun dancing but scolds several other guests for being too rowdy and breaking his things.

@hannah-the-small Gritt and Clem are both here because the rat seemed cool, they heard rager, and supposedly no one else here will know them. And he's royalty. They can take some small things that'd sell for a pretty penny and lots of food. And get shitfaced. Neither of them try the mechanical bull and spend most of the party staying out from underfoot of others. Dancing on a table and drinking their lives away.