#Knifehacks

[infernal-general]

The abandon all hope who enter here, does this refer to the mansion they are fucking in or her pussy?

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@infernal-feminae look🤣🤣

Van Helsing has yet to beat the divorce allegations first brought up in 1879

[adrianvideoimage]

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[infernal-general]

@cold-inferno

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Rozy at @metaladam

Rozy at @stadam

[johannesviii]

Hi it’s been years but I made more

[images: various screenshots from Doctor Who with text posts pasted on them. 

1) Delgado!Master, to Three: “Dude... bro... what if we just became narrative foils for each other bro... had a lot of like... tension because of the symbolism in our character arcs that becomes clear when contrasted against each other bro...”

2) Delgado! Master and Three swordfighting: “we could be covered in blood together if you stopped playing hard to get”

3) Ainley!Master, smiling: “violence is always the answer because it’s funny”

4) Roberts!Master: “do my dark circles and my deteriorating health make me look hot”

5) Simm!Master, holding his laser screwdriver in the air: “in my defense your honor I had really good music on and it made me want to do something evil”

6) Simm!Master holding Ten’s head: “VIBE CHECK *gently presses our foreheads together*”

7) Missy kissing Twelve: “hey bro let’s do our secret handshake [kisses you right on the lips]”

8) Missy stabbing Simm!Master: “knifehack” “just stab the problem”

9) Dhawan!Master wearing a tux: “‘are you decent?’ not morally, but im wearing pants, if thats what youre asking”

10) Dhawan!Master smiling widely: “part of my masculine charm is that I’m completely insane”.]

[valtsv]

knifehack

[infernal-general]

“Looks like a little detail was glossed over when trying so hard, but somehow that fails to surprise me.” seems internet sometimes was indeed entertaining

Adam @ Lilith right here.

[infernal-general]

Rozy and @stadam having a sexually charged duel on a rooftop in Hell during their free time

Heaven:

Hell:

[benchmadeknifeco-blog]

Build a fire with your bushcrafter this weekend! Link in bio! #MyBenchmade #StrikeNow #StayLifeSharp #KnifeHack

[quotes-of-dreamland]

Galacta Knight: Knifehack. Just stab the problem

[islandlibrary]

ID:

[10 stills from Black Sails showing Anne Bonny and Max, with text posts.

1. Max leaning against the green wall of the brothel, with a delicately arrogant expression. Text post: YOU’RE desperately trying to escape the narrative, I’ve engaged with it on a structural level and am beginning to make it my home. I’m recarpeting the narrative as we speak

2. Anne beside the sea, with her arm crossed and Jack Rackham, bloody and miserable, leaning against her. Text post: like it’s MY fault my love language is acts of service and all i know how to do is kill

3. Max watching down proudly from a higher point of view. Text post: nobody knows where I came from I just showed up one day and started doing my thing and god was like who the hell is that I didn’t invite them

4. Anne, looking wild with her wide eyes and menacing hat, talking to Max who’s in the bath. Text post: sometimes y’all say thing that make me want to attack you like a feral wolf

5. A close-up of Max’s face. She’s saying something and her expression is sweet but determined. Text post: she’s evil manipulative two sided and cold to YOU. to ME she’s my wife

6. Anne and Charles Vane standing in a doorway, both glaring threatening at someone. Text post: knifehack. just stab the problem. this might create more problems that it solves but there’s nothing that can’t be stabbed with enough effort and the right mindset

7. Max and John Silver, sitting across each other and measuring each other with a look. Text post: how to stop analyzing your own behaviour as if you were a scientific experiment

8. Anne fighting a soldier with her knives, face crumpled in effort with hair in her eyes and probably blood somewhere. Text post: GIRL you are KILLING IT! GIRL i don’t think it’s MOVING ANYMORE. GIRL you can STOP BITING

9. Max and Anne sitting on the bed. Max is bandaging Anne’s hands by candlelight. Text post, over Max: Listen I know she is unhinged, responsible for multiple atrocities, and a danger to herself and others. But have you considered that she is tiny and sad and I love her?

10. Max and Anne sitting on the bench in the falling snow, holding hands. Text post: whats more special than a romance between two women who both have something deeply deeply wrong with them]

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Also many thanks to @jaynovz for reminding me that these exist and writing the IDs for that other one! :*

Oh max and anne my beloved murder girlfriends

[incorrect-ok-ko-quotes]

Fink: Knifehack. Just stab the problem.

[robotslenderman]

My OCs as random tumblr text posts

Madeline Jones: baby girl i wont lie to you, i am not on my medication

Rose d'Eleanor: Do you ever have an odd sensation that the townspeople are getting ready to light their torches and come after u?

Elisa Mulgrew: haters will see you kill some one and be like hey that guys a murderer.

Oliver Stonecreek: goes to Evil Fifth Grade and goes to Evil Science Class and my Evil Teacher wheels out the Evil VCR and we watch Kill Die the Murder Guy

Harley Ross: Put that stray catboy back you don't know where it's been.

Amy Allegra: girlfriend chuckles sardonically at your order then tells the waiter to bring you a small cheeseburger from the kids menu instead.

Jonathan Grey: Life getting hard? this solution really worked for me -- self imposed exile.

Kiwi the Nosferatu: I wish i had the option of appearing only to the people I love. I don't want to exist to anyone else, if i have to be a physical entity, i wanna password-protect this vessel.

Olivia Martin: check in on your nemesis! make sure theyre doing poorly in these trying times.

Wendy Taylor: one of the only downsides of actions is consequences. but it's a big downside.

Nox Aquila: knifehack. just stab the problem.

Flea the Caitiff: whenever i say "we" I am referring to both myself and the mental illness.

Meredith Jones: why don't you plant some lavender and when it blooms you can squeeze a leaf or two between your fingers and the smell will calm you down. how about you do that. bitch.

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Memes! Part t h r e e

@awkward-snake-girl / @blind-mutant

Red: Does violence have to be the last resort. Can't it be like third

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Samuel: You call it a "heinous violation of legal and ethical rules" I call it "creative problem-solving"

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Rhys: You call yourself evil but you can't even stand up without getting dizzy

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Rhys, talking about Sal: Stop messaging my bf bud

Mahogany: our boyfriend

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Mattie: Do you have a self care routine?

Pascal: "Keep going bitch!" Said to myself in different accents

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Morde, with Abby balls deep in him: Demons are usually depicated as red to indicate that they are heavily seasoned with paprika and chili pepper, like a chorizo

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Finn: If I am sensitive. Why I gotta stop being sensitive? Why can't you just be a little nicer?

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Pascal: Feeling cute today. Might commit acts of hubris.

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Mattie: Why don't you plant some lavender and when it blooms you can squeeze a leaf or two between your fingers and the smell will calm you down. How about you do that. Bitch.

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Rick: Well I don't want to be silly anymore. I want to engage in hoaxes and schemes now

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Pascal: Any other unsettling promotions you'd like to share with the class?

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Red: Could you be any more annoying

Rhys: Easily

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Sal: Sorry for saying that you're "such an idiot" I'm actually "in love with you"

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Iris: It's not the most ethical move in the world, but in a pinch you can hand off a cursed object to basically any baby

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Ava: Witches in old fairy tales had the idea. Living alone, unmarried, in the middle of the woods, and if a hero stumbled across their cottage theyre like "maybe I'll give you a magical token to help you out. Maybe I'll fuck up your entire life. Depends."

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Dae: I am not going to unleash my bitterness on you because I am trying to become a better person. Have a nice day

Rhys: what were you originally going to say bitch omg

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Lace: Why did my last two braincells have to be a sad one and a stupid one

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Finn: You should have never doxxed the rabbit community

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Sal: I'm glad we only live once cuz I cannot do this shit again

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Pascal: HAVE YOU EVER TOUCHED A dog

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Rhys: As your goth husband I will adorn you with cursed artifacts and then die mysteriously leaving you to be the most feared widow/er in the village

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Edith: Some of you are simply not cut out to be the resident mean gay person. And that's okay, because I am. And I will be mean. And gay

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Samuel: God complex this, victim complex that...I have an underground complex, it's where I perform my evil and fucked up experiments

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Skaar, living by the sword: Haha! Fuck yeah! Yes!

Skaar, dying by the sword: well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

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Mahogany: I don't think my boyfriend, the 12 foot Halloween skeleton from Home Depot, would be too pleased to hear about this

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Mattie: check in on your nemesis! Make sure they're doing poorly in these times!

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Hulk: The hardest I've ever laughed was when I saw my dad cry. It was my moment of realization that I'm better than him.

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Ava: Knifehack

Ava: Just stab the problem

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Sal: What is wrong with you

Rhys: I will try to be brief (1/456)

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Mimi: One of the only downsides of actions is consequences. But it's a big downside.

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Samuel: I've done nothing wrong. Except for all the atrocities. Besides that I'm innocent.

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Jen: After a thorough medical assessment, the doctors have described me as "a lot. Just like a lot to deal with."

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Lace: Necomancer that doesn't know they're a necromancer and thinks they're just a really good emt

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Pascal: Y'all ever want a pretty girl to just...boss you around a little bit

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Rhys: sorry I'm bisexual and easily distracted

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Mordecai: Whenever I say "we" I am referring to both myself and the mental illness

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Mattie: Date a girl who is a home and an adventure all at once

Rick: Date a girl who doubles as a haunted house

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Pascal: wlw what is your wisdom

Mimi: World hard and cold...tiddy warm and soft

Edith: girl hot

Mattie: Watch Naurto

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Sal: No I'm not flirting I was only bothering my gay friends in a homoerotic way

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Mattie: You can be positive and break a bottle over someone's head though. Multiplicity of identity

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Edith: I wish men would stop having opinions about women. Honest to gog shut the hell up

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Wulf: tell your girl she's hot or I will

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Mattie @ Samson: I'm gonna be honest I hate you and so do my friends

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Rhys: I am dying to see you topless

Dae: Then die

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Sal: Money isn't real so don't worry about paying for stuff. Just take things for free. Nobody can stop you