#Knifehacks

[infernal-general]

Hide your wives & girlfriends

[ru-titley-knives]

A simple but effective little mod for anyone using a @varusteleka-fi Terava Jaakaripuukko as a bushcraft /survival knife,  creating a useful all in one emergency survival package .

A standard sized firesteel toggle fits well in the over large lanyard hole on these knives .

If you add a small 550 firecord tinder lanyard the cord sits on the back of the toggle and helps to create a nice fit inside the lanyard hole .

I finish mine with a ITW Nexus toggle end which allows for easy removal for striking on the Jaakari’s spine and have added gitd powder to the plastic clip for low light use .

https://www.varusteleka.com/en/product/terava-jaakaripuukko-carbon-steel/56524

 Custom knives , sheaths and gear from rtknives@hotmail.com

[johannesviii]

Hi it’s been years but I made more

[images: various screenshots from Doctor Who with text posts pasted on them. 

1) Delgado!Master, to Three: “Dude... bro... what if we just became narrative foils for each other bro... had a lot of like... tension because of the symbolism in our character arcs that becomes clear when contrasted against each other bro...”

2) Delgado! Master and Three swordfighting: “we could be covered in blood together if you stopped playing hard to get”

3) Ainley!Master, smiling: “violence is always the answer because it’s funny”

4) Roberts!Master: “do my dark circles and my deteriorating health make me look hot”

5) Simm!Master, holding his laser screwdriver in the air: “in my defense your honor I had really good music on and it made me want to do something evil”

6) Simm!Master holding Ten’s head: “VIBE CHECK *gently presses our foreheads together*”

7) Missy kissing Twelve: “hey bro let’s do our secret handshake [kisses you right on the lips]”

8) Missy stabbing Simm!Master: “knifehack” “just stab the problem”

9) Dhawan!Master wearing a tux: “‘are you decent?’ not morally, but im wearing pants, if thats what youre asking”

10) Dhawan!Master smiling widely: “part of my masculine charm is that I’m completely insane”.]

[valtsv]

knifehack

[benchmadeknifeco-blog]

Build a fire with your bushcrafter this weekend! Link in bio! #MyBenchmade #StrikeNow #StayLifeSharp #KnifeHack

[quotes-of-dreamland]

Galacta Knight: Knifehack. Just stab the problem

[incorrect-ok-ko-quotes]

Fink: Knifehack. Just stab the problem.

[robotslenderman]

My OCs as random tumblr text posts

Madeline Jones: baby girl i wont lie to you, i am not on my medication

Rose d'Eleanor: Do you ever have an odd sensation that the townspeople are getting ready to light their torches and come after u?

Elisa Mulgrew: haters will see you kill some one and be like hey that guys a murderer.

Oliver Stonecreek: goes to Evil Fifth Grade and goes to Evil Science Class and my Evil Teacher wheels out the Evil VCR and we watch Kill Die the Murder Guy

Harley Ross: Put that stray catboy back you don't know where it's been.

Amy Allegra: girlfriend chuckles sardonically at your order then tells the waiter to bring you a small cheeseburger from the kids menu instead.

Jonathan Grey: Life getting hard? this solution really worked for me -- self imposed exile.

Kiwi the Nosferatu: I wish i had the option of appearing only to the people I love. I don't want to exist to anyone else, if i have to be a physical entity, i wanna password-protect this vessel.

Olivia Martin: check in on your nemesis! make sure theyre doing poorly in these trying times.

Wendy Taylor: one of the only downsides of actions is consequences. but it's a big downside.

Nox Aquila: knifehack. just stab the problem.

Flea the Caitiff: whenever i say "we" I am referring to both myself and the mental illness.

Meredith Jones: why don't you plant some lavender and when it blooms you can squeeze a leaf or two between your fingers and the smell will calm you down. how about you do that. bitch.

[at-the-exd-of-everythixg]

Memes! Part t h r e e

@awkward-snake-girl / @blind-mutant

Red: Does violence have to be the last resort. Can't it be like third

******

Samuel: You call it a "heinous violation of legal and ethical rules" I call it "creative problem-solving"

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Rhys: You call yourself evil but you can't even stand up without getting dizzy

******

Rhys, talking about Sal: Stop messaging my bf bud

Mahogany: our boyfriend

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Mattie: Do you have a self care routine?

Pascal: "Keep going bitch!" Said to myself in different accents

******

Morde, with Abby balls deep in him: Demons are usually depicated as red to indicate that they are heavily seasoned with paprika and chili pepper, like a chorizo

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Finn: If I am sensitive. Why I gotta stop being sensitive? Why can't you just be a little nicer?

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Pascal: Feeling cute today. Might commit acts of hubris.

******

Mattie: Why don't you plant some lavender and when it blooms you can squeeze a leaf or two between your fingers and the smell will calm you down. How about you do that. Bitch.

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Rick: Well I don't want to be silly anymore. I want to engage in hoaxes and schemes now

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Pascal: Any other unsettling promotions you'd like to share with the class?

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Red: Could you be any more annoying

Rhys: Easily

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Sal: Sorry for saying that you're "such an idiot" I'm actually "in love with you"

*******

Iris: It's not the most ethical move in the world, but in a pinch you can hand off a cursed object to basically any baby

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Ava: Witches in old fairy tales had the idea. Living alone, unmarried, in the middle of the woods, and if a hero stumbled across their cottage theyre like "maybe I'll give you a magical token to help you out. Maybe I'll fuck up your entire life. Depends."

******

Dae: I am not going to unleash my bitterness on you because I am trying to become a better person. Have a nice day

Rhys: what were you originally going to say bitch omg

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Lace: Why did my last two braincells have to be a sad one and a stupid one

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Finn: You should have never doxxed the rabbit community

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Sal: I'm glad we only live once cuz I cannot do this shit again

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Pascal: HAVE YOU EVER TOUCHED A dog

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Rhys: As your goth husband I will adorn you with cursed artifacts and then die mysteriously leaving you to be the most feared widow/er in the village

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Edith: Some of you are simply not cut out to be the resident mean gay person. And that's okay, because I am. And I will be mean. And gay

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Samuel: God complex this, victim complex that...I have an underground complex, it's where I perform my evil and fucked up experiments

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Skaar, living by the sword: Haha! Fuck yeah! Yes!

Skaar, dying by the sword: well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

******

Mahogany: I don't think my boyfriend, the 12 foot Halloween skeleton from Home Depot, would be too pleased to hear about this

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Mattie: check in on your nemesis! Make sure they're doing poorly in these times!

******

Hulk: The hardest I've ever laughed was when I saw my dad cry. It was my moment of realization that I'm better than him.

*******

Ava: Knifehack

Ava: Just stab the problem

*******

Sal: What is wrong with you

Rhys: I will try to be brief (1/456)

*******

Mimi: One of the only downsides of actions is consequences. But it's a big downside.

*******

Samuel: I've done nothing wrong. Except for all the atrocities. Besides that I'm innocent.

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Jen: After a thorough medical assessment, the doctors have described me as "a lot. Just like a lot to deal with."

*******

Lace: Necomancer that doesn't know they're a necromancer and thinks they're just a really good emt

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Pascal: Y'all ever want a pretty girl to just...boss you around a little bit

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Rhys: sorry I'm bisexual and easily distracted

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Mordecai: Whenever I say "we" I am referring to both myself and the mental illness

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Mattie: Date a girl who is a home and an adventure all at once

Rick: Date a girl who doubles as a haunted house

*******

Pascal: wlw what is your wisdom

Mimi: World hard and cold...tiddy warm and soft

Edith: girl hot

Mattie: Watch Naurto

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Sal: No I'm not flirting I was only bothering my gay friends in a homoerotic way

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Mattie: You can be positive and break a bottle over someone's head though. Multiplicity of identity

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Edith: I wish men would stop having opinions about women. Honest to gog shut the hell up

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Wulf: tell your girl she's hot or I will

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Mattie @ Samson: I'm gonna be honest I hate you and so do my friends

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Rhys: I am dying to see you topless

Dae: Then die

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Sal: Money isn't real so don't worry about paying for stuff. Just take things for free. Nobody can stop you

[grimthejedisith-archived]

Grim: knifehack

Grim: Just stab the problem

Anakin: this might create more problems than it solves but there's nothing that can't be stabbed with enough effort and the right mindset

Obi-Wan: What if I am the problem?

[infernal-general]

Rozy, when it comes to men:

Rozy, when it comes to women:

[infernal-general]

Love how she can be more civil with Valentino (Winter's to be exact) than with -so far- ANY portrayals of Alastor.

[infernal-general]

This came from nowhere and I learned to NOT stifle my sudden thoughts

Sending dick pics to Rozy is pointless at best, at worst she will text back an ‘Am I supposed to be aroused by the photographic evidence that you can get it up?’

[infernal-general]

omfg he's literally pussy height

WHY did you have to say that OUT LOUD

[infernal-general]

@grimgrinnrs you didn't ask for a height comparison, I fucked around and found out & now dealing with the consequences along with Rozy.