Naruto Headcanons - Which Villages are you From? (Celebrity Edition)
a fun and quick idea that came to mind today...
Tinashe - Konoha
Donald Trump - Konoha. A direct relative of Danzo.
Joe Biden - Konoha
BTS:
RM - Kiri
Suga - Kiri
J-Hope - Iwa
Jimin - Konoha
Jin - Konoha
Jungkook - Konoha
V - Suna
Carbi B - Puts Kumo on her resume but comes from Takigakure.
Jaejoong & Taeyong - Kiri
Enimem - Iwa but lives both in Konoha and Kumo on an illegal visa.
Fergie - Kumo
Taylor Swift - Amegakure but pretends to be from Konoha. Actually come from the ruling class of Ame and live comfortably with the money made from the conflicts plaguing the country.
Hadid Sisters - Suna
Ice Spice - Otogakure (Land of Sound)/Orochimaru's Easter Hideout. One of his disciple grifting as a Kumo resident.
Drake - Mount Myoboku
Kendrick Lamar - Kumo. Supposed to be Gyuki's jinchuriki but they chose Killer Bee instead.
Kanye West - Otogakure/Land of Sounds. Took control of the region after kicking the snake out
Madonna - One of Orichimaru's skinsuit
Megan thee Stallion - Kumo. The Hot Girl Kunoichi
Olivia Rodriguo - Takigakure
Pinkpantheress - Otogakure/Land of Sound. She was working for Orochimaru until she found a keyboard in the hideout. Mastered it and left to become a sound ninja (musician).
I can't believe it's been fucking 8 years since this came out lmaooo
This shit still slaps tho
And like KOHH says,
「過去の話…すんの��サい…から昔のこと忘れちゃったらいい!」
(It's lame to keep talking about the past so might as well just forget about that shit!)
Here's to cherishing the good moments in the past and looking forward to the possible blessings and meaningful lessons in the future.