#Koopzilla

[wkisses]

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[timid-plumber]

@koopzilla /throw drink

"What was that for?! Weegie didn't do a-nothing to you!"

[gerudospiriit]

continued from ☀ || @koopzilla

With how he gushed, she almost regretted asking. If he went on much longer, she might have gagged over the saccharine compliments and how he placed this Princess Toadstool (she should should have gone with Apricot, frankly) on such a lofty pedestal.

Despite her noon meal threatening to rise from the depths of her stomach, his final claim pulled her amusement back from it's escape attempt. " How does one forget they're...engaged, I suppose? " she asked, folding her arms and taking on a tone of innocence betrayed by her smirk. " And, unless your relationship isn't monogamous, I would argue that you forget yourself. "

[red-man-of-mustache]

@koopzilla liked the starter call!

"Say Bowser!" Mario hailed him with the curiosity of a thousand plumbers past. He had shown up from scenic nowhere. "Does it-a hurt when you spit-a fire and that's-a where the 'graaaah!' comes from?" "Because I know you have-a this pipe in your body that delivers the flame but I'm-a sure your insides aren't lined in porcelain eh?"

[therxtking]

Of ALL of the long term moots, how do you think each of them would be at Gordon's birthday rager?

Aw shit dog that's a LOT of muses and most of which I haven't really interacted with- some are newer but I can see going. uhh here we go:

@hxnger-unbcund Gluttony is actually here because he's a good friend and cares about Gordon. And he's also pumped as fuck for the food. And apparently he probably knows the most people here. But he's not allowed in the kitchen and he's arguing with Zoviary for being a party pooper. He does not great on the mechanical bull. Greed is here because what are all these demons congregating in these caves for? He's disappointed it's a birthday party for a rat but he'll stay because it's an awesome party and he doesn't see much of those. Envy is here for the same reasons as Greed.

@xaallo Xaallo is here because birthday rager and they're kinda almost maybe friends? Adraka told him to go be supportive. Initially he and Glutt hang out and laugh and catch up, and then spar a bit and break a table. So now he's sitting at the counter having a good chat and eating Gordon's Himalayan salt out of the shaker and asking where that baby went. Eventually he comes into the kitchen and helps cook. But he's far from comfortable with the two demons in there as well. Does either really good or really bad on the mechanical bull and keeps doing it until he beats everyone's scores. He never does. Kjoll is here because birthday rager and someone sexy who's stroked his ego in the past is here~ was GOING to be an exotic male dancer popping out of the cake but he didn't want to miss the rest of the party and is snooping around their house trying on their jewelry, scent marking their things and bed, and trying to antagonize Zoviary into chasing him to Gordon's bedroom and he's very mad at Okaal for being a 'party pooper'. Okaal doesn't know who's birthday this is or why he's here but he's assuming it's to keep Kjoll in line and tell him to behave himself and not fuck someone on their hosts bed. He's a good sport and tries the mechanical bull, and does alright!

@apexulansis Zoviary is here because Kjoll made him and he's not liking the loud riotous social function. But Gordon gave him a job to distract him and it's to keep Gluttony and Kjoll OUT of the kitchen so he's obviously doing his job right and pointing a gun at Glutt. Adraka is here because it sounded like fun and they felt bad for Gordon. And Xaallo needs to be a good friend. He tries the mechanical bull and actually does okay and has a great time at the party. Drags Xaa out to dance several times.

@skxrbrand Skarbrand doesn't know why the fuck he's here, probably followed Khazaan cause he thought he was trying to escape also what is he doing with all that stuff? He is judging everyone harshly and being aggressive, so Ira takes him outside to go fight somewhere. Kha'xanzyr thought he was boing left out of destroying the rat kingdom and is more than disappointed. He warns Gordon not to keep company with such dangerous creatures and expresses surprise the rat made it to twenty one. He leaves shortly. Khazaan has a whole brewing set up in the living room and is making concoctions to kill God. Petting Runic and telling the chefs they're using too much sugar, more blood, use more brains, they're filling and really good for you. Burn it more.

@velvetwarfare Betty is here for booze, dancing, Gordon's tiddies, and to party hard. Sitting at the counter tasting snacks, cuddling Glutt and teasing people, making fun of Gordon for being a baby. Between party and drinking games of course. And partially taking over the DJ booth. Does pretty well on the mechanical bull.

@heliinx Heliinx is here because everyone seems to be breaking into his home and surely he still adores her riiight? She's telling him to poison the food so he and her can eat everyone and loot them. She's punted out of the kitchen. Seeing Khazaan she hides a lot, but sneaks lots of food and trashes the home looking through and looting his things. Which Qhi'zhek stops.

@warhammer-fantasy-muses Qhi'zhek is here because he's a good friend, dammit. He's having a great time talking with him and Daz in the kitchen and helping make enough food for the uninvited guests. He's also keeping an eye on Kjoll, Zoviary, and especially Heliinx. Ikit is also here because he's a good supportive friend! He's loving the party, too. Not helpful in the kitchen but he loves helping Khazaan make the most lethal abominations known to alcoholism. Did not last one second on the mechanical bull.

@themosthatedbeingg Lucifer showed up dressed all nice for his new bestie with a nice gift. And very quickly ends up escalating the bullshittery of the small group of ragers in the living room. He hasn't been to a wild party in some time and he's having so much fun! He's just one of the guys! He uses his magic to help decorate. Did not last five seconds on the mechanical bull.

@onlywrath Satan arrived to be supportive of Gordon also he's not over him. He brought decorations, games, and a sick sound system to add to the DJ station. And a fucking mechanical bull of course. He's happy to meet Gordon's mother, too! He also has the highest score on the mechanical bull and no one can touch that score. No matter how hard Xaallo tries.

@vehxmence Daz is here because he was probably part of the instigation board for the surprise bash. He's in the kitchen with Gordon learning recipes and being a nuisance. Anything to see those ears shiver and that annoyed scowl on their face. And maybe he's taking an interest in their hobbbies and wants to be close to them for softer more genuine reasons... Him and Qhi hit it off as well and talk about how adorable Gordon is. He also loves that Gordon's choosing to stay in the kitchen with him rather than go party with the others. Azriel is here because he's met the rat once or twice and if Daz gets to go so does he. Az is play wrestling with Ira and chatting up the rest of the party. And eating everything he can get his hands on. And shaking Heliinx upside down to give up what she's trying to steal.

@kingbcwser (I've been following you awhile I guess?) Bowser heard surprise birthday rager and didn't care if he was invited. He's dancing and fist pumping to the music, playing music (He brought a band and DJ setup) playing drinking games, him and Betty hit it off smashingly. He bothers Gordon a bit because it's only polite to pay homage to the birthday boy also he's making all the delicious food. Did very badly on the mechanical bull but he's having a blast anyway. Threatens to take over Gordon's kingdom. Doesn't care if he breaks stuff. He's Khaz's new friend. Gordon dislikes him and doesn't know who invited them. Or who they are.

@serpentofslaanesh Lyss is here because many objects of their attention are here. They're chasing and hounding Heliinx and enjoying the party. And also snooping around in all of Gordon's things. Especially the shiny and pretty things. And trying to bother Gordon but they aren't allowed in the kitchen so they play games and get shitfaced with everyone else.

@oflostinfound Hax is here because they and Gordon bonded over nice pants, and they are not missing out on some big ass birthday bash. Does not do well at all on the mechanical bull.

@shiningsilverarmor Eos is here because it's her sweet little rat kings big birthday! She's not gonna let him go unappreciated! She has lots of fun dancing but scolds several other guests for being too rowdy and breaking his things.

@hannah-the-small Gritt and Clem are both here because the rat seemed cool, they heard rager, and supposedly no one else here will know them. And he's royalty. They can take some small things that'd sell for a pretty penny and lots of food. And get shitfaced. Neither of them try the mechanical bull and spend most of the party staying out from underfoot of others. Dancing on a table and drinking their lives away.

[simiansmoke]

//So...ya'll probably know Jack Black is Kung Foo Panda, but Seth Rogan is... the random mantis in that movie. XD Here we go. I'm here for BowserDK buddies.

[gladesglo]

GIANT FROG MEETS GIANT TURTLE. ONE OF WATER AND ONE OF FIRE. While riddled with his anxieties expert survival instincts Globox doesn't know what to make of the stranger who too is ginormous for his species.

FOR ONCE HE GIVES THE SCARY GIANT THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT AND APPROACHES TO MAKE ACQUAINTANCE. ❝ Hello, uh,...hi there. See I'm not really- I have no idea where I am? There were these white rabbits sometime ago, they took my kids, then my best friend disappeared -❞ It seems like the amphibian is beyond talkative, call it nerves, he's not used to being lost and alone. A toad in a strange land.

❝ Uh, OH! OH! YEAH! Then there was this portal and ZAP I wound up here, and Globox ❞ Sometimes old habits slip in. ❝  -I- I have portals where I come from but I've never been here before it doesn't look like home, there would be lums and faeries and other sparkly, pretty glowy things. -NOT saying anyone's ugly, ahuh. ❞ As he spoke his eyes seemed to bounce around, not quite meeting Bowser's. / @koopzilla starter

[championofdarkland]

Music

The duty was done, the mages Karik had sworn to take down were now taken care of. The details were taken in by Kamek who was the right person to tell about this. The details were kept hidden for now, but what mattered was Karik wouldn'r be held down anymore by the past. Now, he could act in the way he always desired to for the betterment of Darkland and his king. He was no longer a target.

"Reporting in sire! Mission was a success!"

That was all he said, simple and to the point like Bowser like it. Karik kneeled onto the ground much like a knight should towards his king. It was a pose Karik had taken many times even when he was first made into a Koopatrol. It felt nostalgic to take it once more so long after seeing the king last. Karik had been gone near a year.

Karik wouldn't presume anything though, Lord Bowser was unpredictable, there was no knowiing if he cared that Karik was before him once more. Karik did take off his helmet though, seems he had taken Bowser's advice to make himself more presentable. The scar that was there remained but it wasn't as obvious as before. Karik had still wanted to keep it to set himself apart from other koopas.

The main difference was it blended in with Karik's face more.

@koopzilla

[timid-plumber-archive]

"ALRIGHT, I'VE HAD ENOUGH. Sit down, Stringbean. We need to talk about your fear of girls! SAY IT WITH ME NOW. Old ladies with rolling pins ain't scary!"

"My fear of girls?" He sits down. This should be an interesting conversation...

"I'm not afraid of girls, Bowser! I talk to them all of the time."

[dreamycollective]

Bowser ( @koopzilla ) is allowed to cash in (1) ride on the green donkey for his birthday.

[ghostbustingreen]

❝Bowser is-a pretty great... When he's-a not bein' a big 'ol meanie.❞

^ Lost in Mario Party

[geniusdonkey]

@koopzilla | x

"D-Donate? What? You guys... use money here too? Um... Just... How much would you like? What do you use it for? Is it for charities?" Tadano asked, trying hard to keep his cool despite feeling on the inside terrified by how big and strong this dude was. A gulp. The donkey searched for his wallet and looked through it. "Um... 5,000¥?" he asked.

[red-man-of-mustache]

@koopzilla replied to your post “heavy sigh "Where is she?"”:

always in another castle-

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[hannah-the-small]

@koopzilla continued from x

"I try, but Cromwell gives us big plates and I'm always full after them! Papa can eat and eat and eat though, one day I'll try and eat as much as him!" Granted he was a lot bigger than her... and actually bigger than the shelled being in front of her. "Do you want some cookies? I have some with me, but I'm so full I'll pop if I eat more."

[hcttrick]

@koopzilla

A curious face looks around as he made his way to the giant castle in the distance, having no idea why he was even here nor a clear way how to return home as he then approaches.

Curiosity would've killed the cat but this magician couldn't help but be intrigued by such a tall towering structure with a amazing exterior, the youth looked at all the various things.

The cannons, the spikes adorning, everything.

[championofdarkland]

@koopzilla​

Darkland, few places were so dangerous and deadly in all the world. Lava flowed everywhere like water, the dead rose once more to serve the dark magic users who casted such spells. Monsters lurked willing to devour any who were foolish enough to come across them. And koopas those who called this place home were some of the most tough soldiers ever known. To find yourself here one would have to be stupid, or some of the bravest beings to exist. For only the Mario Bros enemy to all koopas would dare step into these wastelands.

Karik despised those brothers, for he had lost many friends against them. Maybe, not to death but they were brought great pain. It stained the honor of the koopas! The koopas were strong! Their king deserved to conquer this world! Bowser was the best one to rule it! Yet, time after time victory was stolen!

Karik was stewing on these emotions as he stood guard on the left side of the king. There were some troopas around carrying food back and forth towards the king. But, Karik was acting as the imposing bodyguard. The armor of the Koopatrol was the most scary set of armor in Darkland. You had to earn the honor of wearing it let alone become the leader of those who wear them. Karik had done so through his many battles. No one was more willing to fight for their comrades than Karik was. He had shown again and again his willingness to put the mission before even his life. He was the ideal soldier amoung soliders.

“Hey, don’t slouch stand up straight! You are before royalty!”

Karik yelled that to one of the troopas who wasn’t in proper stance. Other than that Karik was silent, only taking action if his king ordained it.