#Kuniharu Saiki

[tobisiksi]

the headcannon of kusuo being a sleepwalker gives me a thousand years of life

bc I think that he would surely walk on the ceiling asleep with his eyes open while saying stupid things and every character who saw him like that is so fucking scared

I saw this on a post but imagine him in a sleepover w his friends, it's 3am and he's in the corner "looking" at everyone sleeping while walking in circles, kaido wakes up and its on the verge of peeing himself

IDK it's just so funny to me, what if one of kusuke's reasons to move out was because he was tired of kusuo jumpscaring him in the middle of his 17 minutes sleep

or kuniharu omg he would scream at the top of his lungs after seeing his son walking on the ceiling at 4am

[toastders]

wip of saikis parents :)

[calaverafausto]

saiki loves desserts 💗

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[psychicdisaster]

The. Idiots.

(affectionate)

[imreallyonthishellsite]

Saiki family goes to counseling and it ends with kusuo and kusuke getting into a fist fight, kuniharu crying in a corner, kurumi flipping the couch over, and the counselor considering a career change

[lithth]

cringy headcannons of the saiki family that nobody asked for:

we all know kusuo buys unpopular lame games to avoid spoilers but they are all shit so I like to think kusuke would make his own games for him and sometimes play/compete with each other

as a kid kusuo would transition into a girl to have mommy daughter times with his mother (dresses,makeup,nails,etc..)

kusuo is a mamas boy and kuusuke is a daddy’s boy. I have no explanation for this I just feel like kusuke would be a lot closer with his dad and kusuo closer with his mom

[no-psi-nan]

Haha no worries! It's downplayed a lot in the series because it's supposed to be a comedy, but when you start looking more closely at the stuff Kuniharu does, it paints a picture of a terrible father and a bad husband too.

It's been a topic on the blog several times, so I'm sure people can chime in with more evidence, but here's what's off the top of my head...

Raised Kusuke. Nuff said tbh lol.

Kuniharu calls Kusuo a monster multiple times and is almost certainly the reason why Kusuke and Kusuo himself believe that Kusuo is an inhuman freak. This attitude is certainly not coming from Kurumi, and nobody else knew about Kusuo's power. From the beginning of the series, Kusuo genuinely believes he's unable to connect with other human beings, and it's mostly because of this attitude inherited from his father.

Kuniharu is never seen attempting to prevent Kusuke from constantly picking fights with his brother, and only attempting to discipline Kusuo for behavior that Kuniharu considers disrespectful to him. This is mostly a fact by omission, but we do see him belittling Kusuke when the kid obviously already has an inferiority problem.

Kuniharu is one of the worst performers at his job and the first to be let go in the case of a crisis. When he loses his job, he's unable to find any others because his only real skill is shoe-licking. This was a parody chapter though so questionably canon. He's always running late for his job though and we see him trying to make a manga artist rip off Naruto, so honestly it makes sense that he's that bad at his job. The only time he's shown as slightly competent at his job was during a parody chapter too hsfjdlshfks.

However what's definitely canon is that he either doesn't make much money or mis-spends most of it. In an area where Nendo's mom, a single woman, and Satou's family, the exact average family, can afford to live, Kuniharu had to take out an 80 year mortgage to pay for a similarly sized home. For context, most mortgages are for 30 years, 15 if you git gud. Btw, the house was literally a gift from Kusuke, Kuniharu insisted on paying out of manly pride or something. Sir, Kusuke is a freaking billionaire and this is like the only single no-strings-attached genuinely kind thing he's ever done hsfjdlshfks

Completely irresponsible with money: has a huge Valentine's day budget for his wife's gift ($3,000 iirc?) and then spends it all at the bar paying for his coworkers' drinks (the same guys who abuse him at his job and think he's garbage). He also spends huge amounts of money on his model figure collection, and has a whole room of gym equipment he never uses. As a result, Kusuo has a very small allowance and for some reason, his one favorite food (coffee jelly) is not included in the grocery list. Even though Kusuo canonically gets insane rock bottom prices for literally everything that gets bought in the household. How do you fuck up so badly financially that you can't buy your clinically depressed son the one (inexpensive!) thing that brings him joy??

By the way, Kuniharu started dating Kurumi when he was a college student and she was in high school. Kusuke was born like a year after they met, so you can do the math about how little time he spent before knocking her up 😬 They basically had a shotgun wedding. No wonder Kurumi's dad is NOT a fan of Kuniharu...

Literally one of the first chapters is Kuniharu and Kurumi domestic violence but make it funny. They're throwing furniture, Kuniharu is breaking the windows, Kurumi is yeeting her husband, and all this shit is over a single coffee jelly, which again, should be a normal part of the groceries for their household. They constantly bring their son into this drama too, which I'm sure is fantastic for his mental and emotional development btw.

There's a manga exclusive chapter that's a parody, so questionably canon, but in it Kuniharu physically attacks Kusuo multiple times over differences in opinion.

However, it IS canon that Kuniharu takes any opportunity to try to physically harm Kusuo. Ex. Hitting him in the massage episode and trying to step on him when he turns tiny.

Canon tries to redeem him a bit by showing moments where Kusuo is a baby and Kuniharu is trying really hard to make him smile because he wants his baby boy to be happy. Unfortunately that just makes it seem like he tried to be a good father for a bit when Kusuo was a baby, and then as soon as Kusuo's powers developed enough to make him miserable (the time when he needs the MOST familial support!), Kuniharu just gives up, and starts using Kusuo as his personal genie in a bottle. While also trying to fix his own fragile ego by attempting to establish dominance over his son. ????? Get therapy bro.

Canon also shows that Kuniharu's love points for Kusuo are the same as for his wife, however, not even Kuniharu believes that, as he tries to run away to evade it hsfjdlshfks. And even if he does love his son that much, he certainly doesn't show it in any meaningful way, because his literal MIND-READING SON doesn't know that. There are plenty of parents who truly love their kids and still abuse them like hell because they think that's the right thing to do (see Kaido's mom being overly strict because she wants to see him succeed in life), so the love points don't mean much imo.

Kuniharu does dole out a couple of pieces of wisdom (at Kusuo's wrong date birthday party and in the volcano arc) but that really doesn't make up for anything and even his wife thinks he's childish so... 🇫

Kuniharu is definitely funny as a character, and like I said, most of this requires digging into canon a little more, but once you start looking, it becomes clear that Kuniharu is just not a good person, father, or husband.

Like, I totally get that having a genius and a god as your kids would not be easy for any parent, but Kuniharu really doesn't try to make life better for either of his sons, preferring to get into petty squabbles with his wife and play video games/build models the rest of the time. I'm not saying dads can't have hobbies, but the only times we see him spending time with Kusuo is usually when he's begging for a favor, and he also clearly does zero housework whatsoever, so...

Anyways, I think Kurumi deserves a better husband and Kusuo deserves a better parent (or at least a break from being used as a magical favor vending machine lol) so I often joke on here that Kurumi should get a divorce and run polls about who she should marry instead and such!

Hope this helps! 👍🏾 Thanks for the question!

[asexualcloud]

evil versions of saiki k characters:

saiki: "eray eray, im going for some tea jello"

akechi: "..."

kaido: "i AM the dark reunion"

kuboyasu: "ew i hate short boys with blue hair and an obsession with a fake thing called 'dark reunion' "

yumehara: "i have stable relationships"

teruhashi: "i love kids!"

mera: "no thanks, im not hungry"

saiko: "can i borrow 20 bucks?"

nendo: "ewwww wtf in this 'ray-men' you speek of?"

rifuta: "im straight."

saiki (but kusuke): "whats masochism?"

saikis dad: "why would someone eat a shoe?!?!?!?"

saikis mom: idrk abt this one

mikoto: "i dont belive in fortune telling."

toritsuka: his entire existence is just that one time after he fasted for 3 days

hairo: "im going to take a break"

tell me if i forgot anyone

[aoki553]

hi (dad moment)

[ilostmyhat-lilkittygirl]

Y'all remember last year when everyone decided to hate Kuniharu and make up stories/head cannons on how he's abusive? That was so goofy what was that all about

[tobisiksi]

I'm writing something (wow) and while investigating I just noticed that basically kurumi and kuniharu were parents just one year posterior their first meeting

like, they met in November 22 of 1994

the wiki refers to the actual year in the series as 2014 so if we do 2014 minus 19 (kusuke's age) we get 1995, JUST ONE YEAR AFTER MEETING??

plus they met in November and kusuke's bday is on June, it's not even a year-

also kurumi had 17 in 1994 and kuniharu had 19, they were parents at 18 and 20? when was their wedding?? that's why kumagoro is so fuckinf pissed?? maybe this was an obvious fact for everyone but I never thought about it until now srry

[c00l3stb0y3v3r]

I would love for someone to dissect Kusukes character, like in a analysis way, yk? But, it's just how horrible his character is, how his morals are just so fucked up. He's a horrible person, towards kusuo and the rest of the world. He kinda reminds me of Geto from JJK when he talks about the world. Kusuke is such a weird yet bad person, wanting to win yet when losing, he's loves it. He absolutely loves it and it's sickening. It's fucken sickening and he's sickening. I remember @/oceanwithouthermoon (I'm not sure if they're comfortable with tags) had a post about him, although it was more of a "y'all are ignoring this part of the character"

He's obsessed with Kusuo and his powers, it's so horrible and disgusting. I want to see someone dissect his character more and what their opinion of it is. He's fucken gross and a creep, I hate him.

I also wanna dissect Toris and Kusuos dad character too. They are so dependent on Kusuos powers, it's so bad. He literally needs to set limits and boundaries cause if he doesn't, his dad will literally become a man child.

I want to see more of their characters.

[thecrowperson]

Kaidou manga panels I like: (pt 106)

Eye Candy: feat. Saiki, Nendou, Toritsuka, Hairo, Kuniharu, and ...Takahashi

From: vol 6 ch 55

[saikisiblings]

thoughts? :]

Big brained brothers

[psychicdisaster]

I think if Kurumi and Kuniharu had another child, it would be god.

[mac33cheese]

"That character is older than you, he/she can't be your child?" Excuse me but I am the proud father of saiki kusou and kusuke saiki. My name is literally kuniharu saiki and my amazing beautiful awesome wife is kurumi saiki. Never speak to me or my family again 🫵🫃