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Why, when I’m ready to go and feeling confident and wanting to meet someone, do I lose all of my ability to attract another human person, but when I’m just trying get groceries at 8pm looking like I haven’t seen the sun in years and generally extremely tired and unsexy - why do people try it with me?? Why then! Why now! I am Unprepared! I need to get this milk home so it doesn’t spoil! Your lips are kissable but I am so hungry! My guard was down, damn it!
#LITERALLY THE CASHIER TONIGHT WAS SO UNSUBTLE IT HURT#objectively was he a very attractive man with an even more attractive accent yes#but did I expect literally any human soul to find my sweatpants and rumpled jumper sexy#- unkempt hair and glasses sliding off my face??#NO!#a little WARNING next time god damn#and while I was flattered by this encounter I was also at a grocery store at 8pm#am I flattered? yes. am I hungry? even more so. can this milk make it if it’s left out another minute longer? don’t wanna find out#like mate. I wanna go home. your timing is shite#I am unfortunately a giant flirt and a Romantic (capital R)#much to my dismay#I should draw this as a comic#I’m getting into comics it’s a lot of fun. I learned how to copy digitally lmao#FUCKIN! okay one more thing#like I said a FINE looking man. but then he was Spanish but had a twang of Australian accent???#HERES A CRICKET BAT FOR YOU TO BLOW MY KNEES OUT WITH YOU FUCK#idk man. I’d just like some warning
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