#LMFAO ew i hate that . forget i said that

[starrysvn]

AAAAAA SAMEE i’ve been a fan of them since i was in elementary school (now im in uni… that’s craZY) and i don’t listen to them that much anymore but sgfg still has my heart <3 i genuinely think it’s one of the albums i can’t live without!! ALSOO did u hear the live version of outer space/carry on from their newest live album???? I TEARED UP A LITTLE 😭😭😭 it feels so nostalgic and omg i remember being 14 and wanting to get a tattoo of the lyrics </3 (i think i’m still gonna get it!!)

HOW COULD I FORGET JET BLACK HEART AND THE GIRL WHO CRIED WOLF DUDEEE but like all of the songs in that album is a part of my muscle memory now bcs it’s the only thing i listened to for 2 years while waiting for youngblood to come out 😭😭😭 that was such a fever dream istg i remember when they went on the 5sos3 tour and everyone was freaking out abt the then unreleased songs they performed (i think one of them was lie to me??) also i religiously watched all of their cocktail chats and tour diaries!! i miss them ngl </3

it’s so nice to talk to u about this !!! i’m literally so giddy rn <33 i hope u’re having a great day today and that u’re taking care of urself well !!! 🫶🫶🫶

HSMDHSJSSH SAME!! (these bitches got us wrapped around their finger *wink wink*) sgfg just has that very… idk comforting power? i don’t know about you, but they released it when i was going through a tough time and it really helped me, it’s so special to me🥺 and OMG YESS!!!! outer/space carry on live DESTROYED ME, i cried so hard, they only did carry on at slfl tour (i still cried) so i was waiting for it😭😭 HEAVY!! YES!! on the tattoo bc same, but at the time i was like 16 so all i could get was a ring with carry on engraved on it… i’ve worn it every day since shdndhsj

PLS SAME!! when they dropped youngblood (the single) and announced the album i was on a school trip and my friend took a video of me screaming crying on the floor😑😑 when you said it’s part of your muscle memory🥺🥺🥺 felt😭 that era truly felt like a fever dream, every night i’d check twitter to see what they’d done aND THEY STILL DO THAT AT CONCERTS!! I HATE THEM (false)!!! 5sos5 wasn’t even out yet and they played easy for you to say, i almost collapsed😭 omg the cocktail chats!!! religiously quote them to this day!! (luke involuntarily creating a chant for more is my fav thing ever lmfao)

AAAAA i’m so happy to talk with u about them!! kinda did a lil happy dance when i saw the ask <33 today i’ll study hard for upcoming exams (ew), so i hope you’ll have a chill, fun day and i hope today’ll be good to you, take care!!🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

[sanchoyo]

danny phantom episode 4-7 Thoughts: (under a readmore because, these got kinda long!)

-the outfit danny had to buy for dash's party. CLASSIC 2000S i cannot stop laughing. And also showing up to the party and everyone is dressed like the trio is hilarious. and further proof that everyone looks good dressed goth.

-dash has a closet full of cute lil bear plushies?? LOVE that. adorable. also his response to danny trashing his room fighting a ghost was SO valid if somone BROKE MY BED IN HALF ID BE PISSED TOO.

-technus being like 'oh smart, u should be a tutor!' then later being like 'forget tutor, be a teacher!' :) supportive king <3 I also really like his upgraded suit/design. AND SPOCK CAMEO??? HELLO??

-the music in this show is super. its so funky. I looked it up and the guy who does it, guy moon (awesome name) also did music for other cartoons like fairly odd parents, barnyard, chalkzone, billy & mandy, AND some actual movies like FIGHT CLUB??? the whiplash I got from reading that)

-sam being rich explains a lot about her, actually.

-I know the moral of the episode was supposed to be 'dont ditch your friends for popular people/spend a lot of money on clothes that arent You to Fit In'. but tbh. it wouldve been easy for danny to have been like 'well, okay, ill come but only if my friends can!' but I get. that hes 14. so. not a lot to say there.

-BOX GHOST IS BACK!!!!! also, danny sitting up and wearing the dress/wig/makeup. umm thats how I dress everyday LMFAO. unironically me. (hate the jokes that boil down to 'haha funney man in dress' tho. but this is a look)

-jazz being protective of her brother once again being like NOOO YOU GUYS BETTER NOT STAKE OUT HIS (actually haunted) LOCKER!! shes aware of how people perceive him and she wants to help :( which is also probably why she told dash to invite him to that party even tho she had no interest in going!! she wants to help him out :(

-gotta say im with tucker on the whole 'should danny use his powers to get back at bullies' debate. 100% yes. let him teach kids to fight back. making dash throw his food at paulina out of the blue? no. but when hes actually about to pick on someone? yeah! for self defense? YEAH! if dash and his friends just threw food at him, I think rather than. idk doing sneaky shit with frogs he couldve just threw it back and not pulled punches if they tried to fight. I kNOOWWW its a kids show so they are like 'if u fight back ur just as bad!! violence bad!!' but. theyre HIS POWERS. WHO CARES.

-like my only gripe is that dash really isnt LEARNING ANYTHING WHEN DANNY GETS BACK AT HIM IN THE MOST PETTY INDIRECT WAYS. whatever they had to add a bully psa episode I guess. I hate it and I hate the way cartoons usually handle it because these methods simply Do Not Work. 'aND YouRE USinG YOur poWErs FOR EVill???!' this is Not Evil. even when poindexter takes dannys body, theyre only being 'nice' bc hes stealing soda for them!! bitches deserve what they get (nothing too brutal bc theyre high schoolers but damn, if they pick on danny he doesnt need to be the 'bigger person' he needs to start biting people)

-SAM TRYING TO SMUGGLE FROGS OUT OF THE BIO LAB?? girl in middle school when we had to dissect frogs we could opt out, also, they came to us already dead and preserved...

-sidney's lingo and the fact hes in black and white is sending me. also, danny is a ghost celebrity apparently for being a halfa?? ok. thats interesting to know

-the DENTIST BEING EXCITED ABOUT THE COTTON CANDY FLOOD IS THE FUNNIEST THING SO FAR.

-I LOOOVE the trope of 'wishes gone wrong'. not crazy about the stereotypical genie, or the use of the dreamcatcher looking design. (also, I KNOW theyre scientists but the way theyre handling a cold...are the fentons ANTIVAX)

-the genie. she. whitewished paulina. JKASDFHKJ. (the ghost literally just being hello kitty???? im dying) 'why do i feel that im special and wonderful? because I AM! <3' paulina ilu self worth queen. felt bad for her also getting possessed by (2) boys later who were arguing INSIDE HER. WTF.

-imagine being the guy trapped in his now flying car. he thought danny and tucker were HALUCINATIONS. imagine being trapped in a flying car with two, what you think are imaginary arguing 14 year olds convinced ur gonna die. i WOULD say this dude is gonna need so much therapy, but he seemed totally fine and excited when they landed (I would be happy too if a chicken was on my head. chickens rule) stoner rights

-sam's bat slippers??? iconic. SO cute.

-I think desiree's backstory is so :( do all ghosts have messed up sad backstories?? poindexter's was sad too...cannot imagine box ghost has any kind of fucked up backstory. but what if. his mom got pushed off cliffs by boxes...........a la cruella... anyway her 'no man may lay a hand on me' iconic. ilu

-I know danny has no concept of how much bras cost but my god dont attack tucker with some girls bra. those are so expensive.

-its really. well its not a GOOD THING he went into the portal and got fucked up, but its good danny was the one to do it rather than sam or tucker. because even tho he was being influenced by desiree and kept getting more malicious and it prob wasnt 100% him...he sucked as a ghost like most the people he 'pranked' were innocent ppl just Chillin and he didnt want to help anyone at all. I think danny is the most responsible out of them but also, hes 14 and shouldnt HAVE to feel obligated to fight every ghost. hes a good kid and wants to, but I also feel like he feels like...responsible for the portal turning on?? because his parents did give it up,, but it was an accident and not his fault (if anything, why was the on switch on the inside. why was it that easy. why was there no safety measures. that seems like smth OSHA needs to hear about). like thats my son. hes a good boy. and hes never done anything wrong in his life, ever. if anyone hurts him im killing everyone in this room and then myself. etc.

-danny's curfew is 10PM????? DUDE. when I was 14...shit I couldn't be out that late, I had to be back at like, 8 at the latest, and my parents had to know exactly where and who I was going with, AND i had to call/text them regularly...is this a case of my parents being overbearing, or the fentons sucking??? the only time i could EVER be out that late was if I was at an overnight sleepover or smth...

-the vultures have lil fezes. why do they have fezes...theyre so fuckin funny 'ask him for directions' 'I KNOW WHERE IM GOING' these ghost vultures are my new grandpas. pick them up, put them in the adopt box.

-'I wonder why those guys were trying to waste dad!' THEYRE GHOSTS. YOUR DAD HUNTS GHOSTS. why is that not a conclusion you'd immediately jump to??

-*jazz voice, clearly disgusted* WISCONSIN???

-mrs fenton with the lab coat and leg warmers and PERM. YESSS STYLISH.

-was going to say 'ew billionaire' @vlad but. super valid he used his powers to assumedly steal and cheat to get that money, thats how all billionaires do it! but ew hes a SIMP. and spending your billions on FOOTBALL STUFF?? you are Not Valid overall. I DO respect the fact you have a castle instead of a mansion. in wisconsin. if youre going to be stupidly rich might as well go all out, torches on the wall and all. I DO like his ghost form's little kitty ears. catman. and his cape! every design can benefit from a cape. and how different his forms look, like danny looks the EXACT SAME IN BOTH FORMS ASIDE FROM COLOR CHANGES. vlad's is like,, I could believe they were different people!! also I love the drama. but dude you are fighting a 14 year old. lame. also he was like, telling danny he wanted his mom and him and like, wanted him to renounce his dad?? WHAT ABOUT JAZZ?? bitch. those r MY kids and they are both important and special. I do agree they need better parents but thats not u sir <3

-I thought vlad's 'little badger' nickname for danny came from the football mascot of the packers, but google says they have NO MASCOT?? so now I'm like?? is it because his hair is sometimes black and sometimes white?? I hate to give him props but thats a PERFECT NICKNAME. theyre also tiny and vicious!

-why did I get so excited that Skulker is back!! its been like. 2-3 eps LMAO. AND THE DAIRY KING. ICONIC I LOVE HIM. hes the nicest guy ever :) more nice ghosts please. danny cannot be fighting alone everytime with no ghost buds like every ghost being hostile sucks :(

-mr. fenton knew vlad was controlling him, but a few episodes ago he had no clue danny was doing the same thing...is it something about how malicious the ghost is?? he just seemed to think his memory had gaps the first time, this time he was INSTANTLY LIKE 'GHOST'. then again in this ep when danny did it again he was just slightly confused but not immediately freaking out like he did with vlad possessing him!!

-'my parents will accept ME NO MATTER WHAT' so. so why haven't you come out to them yet, danny?? if you really think that?? if theres no harm, and you're sure??? if vlad is a real problem, wouldnt that make dealing with him easier, to expose him???? SO WHY HAVENT YOU COME OUT YET?? COULD IT BE,, MAYBE YOU HAVE DOUBTS ABOUT WHETHER YOUR PARENTS ACTUALLY WILL ACCEPT YOU??? 🤔 ... 🏳‍🌈 I get why people say He Is Trans. I totally totally get u danny.

-sorta unrelated, but it just occurred to me in one of these eps they go to casper HIGH not casper middle school??? theyre 14?? dont highschools usually do ages 15-18? (I didnt go to hs so I might be wrong, if I am ignore this...) freshmen are usually 14-15, could just be a case of them not turning 15 yet but they will sometime in the school year (I say they because tucker said he was 14 too)? I know the show has 3 seasons, so by the end of it will they be older? thatd be neat but usually cartoon characters stay the same age...I love shows where you can see the characters age and grow up, though...three seasons seems like a long time to spend on like, 1 year...

[lordseochangbin]

blinding love

for @staythot thank you for requesting this ahhh im so soft now 🥺🥺🥺🥺

there was nothing like the constant buzzing of your phone in the morning. most of them came from your friends, no one knowing your relationship with changbin came out to the public. 

“holy shit.” changbin adruptedly said, disturbing you from your slumber. 

you wiped your sleepy eyes in the morning as your sight started to clear, facing a very concerned changbin next to you. in seconds, his phone’s ringing and he’s out of the bed talking to his manager. you pick up your phone to check the news, your phone wiped with messages from the public.

twitter--

username1: ew? who is this d********* dating my manz?

user2: i thought changbin had taste-- 

user3: man bitches be hating on changbin’s new hoe. thats me. bitches.

tears start to brim from the corners of your eyes. in other cases, you have been able to handle negative thoughts. but from seeing three hateful tweets towards you in a row, you could only wonder what other people were saying.

changbin came rushing towards you, jumping on the bed and into your arms. 

“baby.. put the phone away” he said, his chin resting on your chest as his arms wrapped around your waist.

“changbin? how can i when people are saying this?!” you turned the phone around, changbin’s eyes glowing at the words of his fans. 

“come on.. you know what they’re saying isn’t true. give me that” changbin grabs the phone out of your hands, throwing it across the room and you could hear a small ‘tud!’ as it hits the floor. 

“changbin!” 

“what…? baby, it’s just you and me okay?” he assures you, placing a kiss on your forehead before caging you against the pillows and brushing his nose with yours. 

“now how about some breakfast?” he asks with a smile before carrying you off the bed and onto the kitchen counter.

the smell of scrambled eggs and toasted bread fills the room. at first, changbin insisted that he cook this time but after seeing his attempts at cracking eggs you knew it would be until noon when you finally ate. you easily cracked the eggs open for him, pouring it into a saucepan and stirring it with a spatula. 

you were accompanied by changbin, who took the easy task of toasting bread and playing some music. 

changbin sang to a zico song, toast in his hand as he “ballerina” twirled up and down your small apartment kitchen. you giggled when he stopped his twirling to feed you a piece of toast.

“you’re such a geek” you giggled as you took a bite out of his hand. the whole moment felt like a scene from a cute movie until changbin got a phone call from his manager, stopping the music on this bluetooth speaker and bringing you both to reality.

“i’ll be right back princess~” he said, engulfing the whole piece of toast in his mouth before going to the room and answering the call.

you stared at the saucepan, unconsciously stirring the eggs around as your mind wandered to the comments from this morning. how were you two going to handle this?

all the questions were put aside when your back was met by changbin’s chest, a few kisses placed on your neck as he turned off the stove.

“you got a facetime call from your little sister, want to answer it?” he handed you your phone as you nodded your head and answered the call.

“ew, do you guys ever keep your hands off each other?”

“yes!” you replied on top of changbin’s “no!”, your contrasting responses making both your mother and your sister laugh over the phone.

“well sorry to break the mood but i think i should show you guys the situation..”

“what situation?” you asked before your sister could face the camera towards the mob of people outside your house carrying signs that reflected the terrible comments about you online.

“oh my god…” changbin gasped, ending the call as you slammed the phone on the counter. 

“changbin! is this really how it’s going to be with your fans?” you asked as he held your hands in his.

“no..no look baby we’re going to end this once and for all. put this on” he said, taking off his hoodie and putting it on you.

a few minutes passed before the two of you were in front of changbin’s phone, propped against a table topper on your coffee table as you two ate your scrambled eggs and toast. 

starting the vlive!

[darkrapperbinnie is going live! : with my babie <3333]

“stays! how are you guys doing?” he asked with a smile, “today i have a special guest~”

you tried your best to look away from the comments during his vlive broadcast. 

“i want you to know stays, this girl.. she means a lot to me” your eyes popped at his words, choking on your piece of toast as he handed you his orange juice

“shit babe, are you okay?” he chuckled, patting you back as you tried to cough at the piece of toast stuck in your throat.

the comments started to fill with laughter:

stayyeyeyeyeyeyyeet: LMFAO did she just choke on bread she be a clown too sksksks

changbinhotsexyrapper: h-he just called her babe oh my god this is too adorable

whyischanblondeagain696969: wait they’re actually vv cute together im <33

“no, no i’m fine! just keep going with what you were saying” you chuckled, wiping your lips with his hoodie as he continued on..

“well stays, i just want to let you know this heart of mine has a couple places okay? i have a special place for my family, for stray kids, for stays, and most importantly--for the love of my life” he said to the camera with a smile, placing a hand on your thigh

you were quick to place your hand on top of his, tears forming from his words. “a-and i like him too, i love him” you replied with a chuckle, “so i was hoping stays, we could share this triangle headass.. i promise i’ll be good to him”

“bet, i wouldn’t be eating breakfast right now if it wasn’t for her” changbin responded

your eyes glowed when you noticed the maknae line join the broadcast. “look, it’s the dweebs” changbin whispered to you, making you laugh despite the nervousness

felixhaswashboardabs [official]: my favorite couple :))

seungminspuppytalk [official]: did he just call us dweebs?!

dramallamahyunjinnnnie [official]: bruh you went live without me...

you two started to laugh at the comments, smiling to each other in content as changbin’s fans started to like your personality. 

“anyways stays, expect more from the two of us. i’ll be going live with this silly girl for now on” he says, using his hands to ruffle your hair

“stop it!” you say, swapping his hand away 

“noooooo” changbin opens his arms to give you the biggest hug, attacking you with kisses and forgetting about the live camera in front of you

foxiejeonginnieee [official]: TURN IT OFF!! HYUNG!! TURN IT OFFFFF

jisungisnotreallyasquirrel [official]: OH MY GOD MY EYES HHHH

whew. the comments from the fans, aside from stray kids, started to change and you realized maybe you could make the most out of this.

changbin’s fans would start to become your friends, and changbin himself would be your boyfriend for life~

[surveys-at-your-service]

Survey #388

“i wanna stay inside all day  /  i want the world to go away  /  i want blood, guts, and chocolate cake  /  i wanna be a real fake”

Name three people who you'll never forget: I doubt I'd forget Jason even if, God forbid, I had dementia. That's trauma for ya. I HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHLY doubt I could EVER forget my mom, either. In many different ways, she's literally kept me alive and has done so, so much for me. Then there's also Sara, whose friendship with me matches no one else I've been friends with. Have you ever been told you are fake? No. What was the name of the last pet of yours that died? Teddy, my dog. Do you like pineapple? I do. When was the last time you wished the day would just get over with? I know this sounds seriously depressing, but that's... pretty much every day. My life is just currently such a drag that being awake bores me senseless. But it's funny, because then some nights I stay up late for like... no reason. My existence alone is confusing. Is there any specific number that has any significance to you? No. Do you remember much from high school? I remember a lot from high school. Where would you go for the ultimate honeymoon? Isn't there a black sand beach in Iceland or something? Take me there, man. I'd also love to go to the Bahamas, but ew humidity and also I'm afraid of the Bermuda Triangle lmfao. If you had to get a tattoo tomorrow, what would you get? The big piece I want to get on my left upper arm; it's called "Denialism" by NukeRooster on deviantART. I got her permission forever ago to get it tattooed. Do you have any alarms set? What time and what for? Not currently. Have you ever had to work while there was a film crew at your work place? No. Have you ever supported anyone’s Kickstarter? If so, what was it? No. What do you like in your omelet? Ham pieces and cheese. Have you ever boycotted something? Yes: Chick-fil-A. Homophobic, transphobic pieces of shit aren't getting my business. Has anyone ever borrowed something from you, and not returned it? Yes. Most notably a video game I LOOOOVED as a kid. I was mad salty and still am lmao. Do you vent a lot on social media? God no, not anymore after embarrassing the everliving FUCK out of myself with a suicide note. What was your first bill you started paying on your own? I don't pay any bills bc unemployed. .-. Do you watch ASMR videos? No. What is your favorite charitable cause to donate to or volunteer for? The Trevor Project. Have you ever received a misdiagnosis? Yes. A psychiatrist I had in middle school thought I had ADHD, which was ABSOLUTELY ludicrous. Most recently, my long-time bipolar 2 diagnosis has been questioned, but I do think I have it. I think. Does it bother you when others don’t share the same religious beliefs as you? No? Freedom of religion is a thing. What was your last argument about? Ummmm... I don't remember. Probably something with Mom. Have you found your first gray hairs yet? No. Somehow. You'd think all the stress would have me pure gray by now, lol. What are the names of all the pets you’ve had? Dude, I've had WAY too many for this. What’s the most you’ve ever spent on a cosmetic or skincare product? *shrug* Who was the last person that invited you to go somewhere? Did you accept? Mom invited me to come with her to Nicole's to get out of the house because at the time our A/C was still out. I didn't want to go, even though damn did I suffer, haha. What was the last food item that you toasted, other than bread? That's... a great question. I don't know if I toast anything other than bread. Have you ever named any of your pets after a cartoon character? I remember I had a cat named Taz when I was younger. What was the last thing that someone else recommended, or suggested you try? My TMS doctor is like SUPER friendly and makes the treatment go by so fast (it's exactly 22 minutes and 30 seconds; don't ask why), and recently she was fangirling to Mom and me about the show Once Upon a Time, haha. I saw very little of it with Jason, but Mom did check it out. When was the last time you wore a hat? What kind? I have zero idea. When was the last time you ate a bowl of ice-cream? What flavour? Oh wow, it's been a long time. It was probably vanilla with chocolate syrup? If you menstruate, has your cycle ever synced with anyone close to you? Yes. Tell me something positive about the town or city that you live in. ... You said "positive," right? Did your parents have high expectations for you to excel in school and go to college/university? Yes. They were pretty serious about going to college when my sisters and I were younger, but they opened up to the concept that maybe it wasn't for all of us (coughmecough). Are you a polite person? I genuinely think I am. I definitely try to be. Have you ever been in a relationship where everything with your partner felt natural and effortless? Sigh. Yeah. Have you ever been in a relationship where everything was difficult and rocky? No. That's not the kind I'd stay in very long at all. I mean yes, there are always bumps, but there comes a point where you gotta say fuck nah and find something better. When you were a teenager, did your parents set rules about dating? Other than keeping age gaps in mind, no. Have you ever committed a crime that directly harmed another person? No. Did you grow up in an urban, suburban, or rural area? My childhood home was suburban, but leaned towards rural. We were on the very edge of the town. Which disease do you personally think is the most horrible? After seeing my mother suffer from borderline stage 4 ovarian cancer, I've gotta say cancer. My mother is the strongest person I know and yet she cried so frequently from chemotherapy. It broke my fucking heart. The person I copied the survey from mentioned especially childhood cancers, and I have to agree. Like just... why. "Everything happens for a reason." Bull. Fucking. Shit. Just TRY and convince me why a young child has to deal with CANCER. Do you remember where you first drove to after getting your license? I still don't have my license, as I've said in many a survey before. What did you get into trouble for the most when you were a kid? Being on the computer too much. What is your biological sex? Female. Do you use online dating? Or do you use another method for finding dates? Nah. I'm at the point in my life where I wanna let love just find me and not actively search for it. What is the oldest gaming console you own? We MIGHT still have our old Atari? If not, it'd be a GameBoy Advance. Which accents can you emulate pretty well? Just British. Do you think you'll ever manage to do everything you want to? No. But then again, I think that sounds pretty realistic? I doubt most people check off everything on their bucket list. What do you fear most? Probably becoming truly homeless, living on the streets. Do you wear shoes around the house? No. Are you a good driver? If you can't drive yet, do you think you'll be good? I mean, I'm not the worst in the world. My mom's always pointed out though that I ride on the brakes (which I do out of fear) and I tend to speed up and slow down quite a bit. I also stop kinda abruptly sometimes. What is/was your favorite thing about school? Seeing friends. What are you most likely to spend money on? My own personal money, tattoos, lol. Have you ever been a complete fangirl/fanboy over anything? @_@ Do you hate how, when the public like a celebrity, they overpublicize them? I feel bad for them, more than anything. You breathe wrong and suddenly it's news-worthy. It's like your every inconsequential action is under heavy surveillance and judgment, and it seems so unfair. Have you ever became attracted to someone you weren’t at first because their personality made you find them physically attractive? That was Jason for me. I never thought he was ugly, but regardless, he became THE most attractive man in the world to me. Have you ever worked in retail? Yes. -_- Are you even a little bit racist? Nah man, it's 2021, baby. Were you more fond of swings, monkey bars, or seesaws as a child? I was all about the swings. Do you believe in a near-future apocalyptic event? I don't know or care, honestly. A gamma ray or whatever they're called could incinerate us all tomorrow. A black hole could swallow the earth in an hour. We don't know. Do you have a chandelier in your home? No. Do you have a bar with stools? No. Is your Christmas tree faux or real? If faux, what color? We use a fake green one. Do you eat the crusts of your bread? Yes; it's the first part I eat. Which body type would you say you had? Did you know whales can survive on land? :^) Have you ever flown a kite? Yeah! I used to LOVE doing that with Dad as a kid when the field across our house wasn't in use (tobacco was grown there). What’s your preferred flavour of jam? I just like grape. What kind of animal did you last pet? My cat! Name a celebrity that you admire that nobody would expect you to: I massively admire Jeffree Star's work ethic. Do you prefer to shave or wax? Shave. I used to wax my eyebrows, but now I just don't care. Would you ever have sex in a public place? Uh, no. Do you think Jenna Marbles’ videos are funny? I've actually never watched her. Your favourite pasta dish: Just your normal spaghetti with meatballs. Strangest thing you’ve ever seen? Probably what I'm assuming was a star (but it was green???) flickering and then fizzling out of the sky kind of like some sort of backwards firework. I'd been watching it literally grow over a few nights, so when this happened, it was a big "?????? the fuck??????". It honestly scared me for some reason so I went inside after that. Aliens? I say aliens. Ever had a crush on somebody of the same sex? Yes. Has anybody ever called you a bastard? I don't think so. Who is the last person you ignored? uhhhhhhh Would you wear feathers in your hair? So actually, for my first prom, I wanted to wear a blue jay feather I had in my hair, reason being Jason's nickname from his parents was always "J Bird." It ended up not working out because we couldn't make it look natural with what we had. When was the last time you were well and truly scared? Hm. Favourite member of your favourite band: Ozzy, obviously, haha. Who’s your favourite female rapper? I don't have one.

[apenapaperandadoofus]

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ASK AND YA SHALL RECIEVE

Keep in mind I was about 12-13-ish when I wrote it and I was in my angsty stage so this gets a bit dark pft

here are the first 2 chapters -there are like 9 in total I think- if ya want the fnaf one then tell me bc I actually have to translate it and everything bc I wrote it in Spanish lol 

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TW mentions of abuse sorta and alcoholism

"Come back here you lil' shit!!!"

"I'll kill ya, I swear to God I'll kill ya!!!"

I could hear him behind me, stumbling and crashing into things, with that stupid glass bottle in his hand.

I have to keep going or he will really kill me. I kept running zig-zagging through the trees trying to lose him.

"You little fuck!!! How dare you run away from me after all I've done for you?! I was the one that gave you a roof under your head, the one that fed you and took care of you and THIS is how you repay me?!"

Yea right. I'd rather be in the streets than have to live with you in that damned house again. C'mon (Y/N) you're almost there!!

"I'll do the same thing I did with them to you!! You'll end up like all those kids, like all those dirty bastards!"

CRASH!

A flash of lightning crashed behind me.

Keep going, keep going.

Suddenly, as I keep climbing up I see something.

A cave.

Yes!! Now I can finally get rid of him! I quickly started climbing, finally getting into the cave. It was really chilly, but it would at least protect me from the rain, and since it was nighttime and he was drunk he'd have no chance of finding me.

Or that's what I thought.

"Ahh, there you are my dear (Y/N)~ You are quite slippery you know? You remind me so much of her, my little Frisk. But you both had to escape from me didn't ya. Do you know what happened to Frisk dear?"

He chuckled and came closer, while I was walking backward trying not to stumble.

"I killed her." He smiled. " It was an accident, I didn't want to, but she was being a naughty little girl~ [EW WTF WHY DID I WRITE IT LIKE THAT LMFAO GREAT WAY TO MAKE HIM CREEPY AF AMANDA]" he came closer, and the smell of booze reached my nose.

"G-get away from me you creep!"

He laughed and pushed me, making me stumble and fall down. I tried to crawl away but then he started kicking me.

IM ALSO NOT PUTTING THIS PART BC IT WAS CROSSING THE LINE A BIT AND I WANTED TO MAKE IT DARK ANYWAY THE THING IS THIS SHIT ESCALATED REALLY QUICKLY AND I GASPED BC HOLY SHIT WHAT WAS WITH ME

Basically, he said more creepy shit bc I wanted to make him a huge asshole, but I still don't feel comfortable putting it and I'm sure for other ppl its uncomfortable too so uh, lets just say the guy was just really really bad and wanted to do really bad things to uhh, the reader 

This, this guy had the nerve to- ugh!!

"S-stop it"

He quickly grabbed me by my hair and brought my face closer so we were locking eyes.

"Y'know no one cares about you! You're nothing! But if you stay with me you'll see I can be a good guy! I promise I  will treat you better! I will do anything for you. You just have to be a good girl and stay in your room."

"No!!"

I quickly spit on him and kicked him in the stomach. I was not going back there, not going to suffer through all that again. I got to my feet and ran deeper and deeper into the cave

"You can't escape (Y/N)~" I heard from behind me.

I ran faster. I'm not going to let him win. I'm not.

" You'll just end up like Frisk!"

Crash!!!

I yelped and tripped on a vine, falling into a hole, hearing his echoed taunts getting farther and farther away.

Is this it?

Is this how I die?

Will I really end up like Frisk?

No.

I won't die. I can't die. Not today.

Those were my last thoughts before I was surrounded by darkness.

Chapter 2 [this one is more fun  I lol]

"You little bitch!"

"Come back here!"

"You'll end up just like Frisk"

"I promise we'll get out of here....

Frisk"

I woke up with a start. My head dizzy from the fall.

Where...am I? Who's Frisk? Why can't I remember anything...? Hold on, did I loose my memory? What the-

"Heck!!" I heard someone say behind me. I quickly turned around, and saw a kid who looked to be around my age, floating a few feet away from me. Their hair was up to their shoulders and they were wearing shorts with a cute green stripped sweater.

"Seriously?! And just when I get used to being dead?! Do you hate me that much world!?" The kid yelled while waving their fist at the top of the cave.

Huh.....

Wait.....

Dead?

Am I dead?

If so where the heck am I?

Is this what the afterlife is like? Being stuck with a 10 year old ghost kid? Is it because of that one time I stole a ring pop from John? Because if it is he totally deserved it, he wasn't even gonna eat it!

"Am I really dead..?" I whispered.

Suddenly the ghost kid turned around and looked at me.

"Wat?" They asked.

"Am...am I dead?" I looked at my palms trying to figure out what was going on.

The kid sighed.

"No. You're not dead you dummy, you just fell down into the Underground, and somehow that awoke me...huh... that's weird."

Oh. So I'm not dead. That's nice I guess.

"Um, wait, the Underground?" I stood up, and stretched a bit, trying to check if everything was alright.

"Yea. With monsters and stuff. You just fell down from Mt.Ebott. You'd be the second human here to fall down."

Wait. The second one? I thought six more had disappeared in here a while ago.

"You mean the seventh human." I corrected them.

"Noooo, I mean the SECOND human, jeez are you deaf or something?"

They glared at me as if I was the dumbest person they had ever met.

"Nuh-uh. If there's one thing I remember is that 6 humans had fallen before me"

"Well then you remembered wrong because last time I checked I was the only one. That fall must've really damaged your brain" they chuckled.

I rolled my eyes. They really were stubborn and they were pretty rude too! If it were up to me I would've walked away by now but since I am down here somewhere I don't know with MONSTERS, I should really have an ally and they seem to be my only hope. Maybe they're nice once you get to know them, so I should really try to befriend them.

"So uh, ghost kid...what's your name?" I looked at them with a sweet smile, trying to be friendly.

"My name is Chara. And I was the first human to fall down here. What's yours?"

"My what"

"Your name, you idiot. Don't tell me you forgot that too." They smirked.

"Pshh I didn't forget my name!" I puffed my cheeks and looked the other way. I honestly had no idea what my name was but I wasn't going to let that ghost kid treat me like a dumbass again.

"Fine then, what is it?"

Shoot.

"U-um i-its uh..."

Let's seeeeee... what's a good name? Oh jeez what are some good names I could use right now?

As I was panicking suddenly something came to my mind.

"Frisk." I said.

I have no idea who Frisk is, but it felt just right. And it was the first thing that popped into my mind so.

"Oh. That's a peculiar name. But we'll then, Frisk. What are you going to do? Do you want to go back to the surface?" They eyed me with curiosity. I honestly had no idea what I would do. But I just had this urge to go back to the surface. But there was nothing up in there for me was there? I mean maybe I had a family or something's that's looking for me right now. Or maybe I could just be a homeless nobody.

"Do you promise me we'll get out of here?" "Yes. And we'll go and look at the stars in a field of golden flowers, like the ones in your book. It's a promise."

"I want to go back up."

That seemed to get Chara's attention.

"R-really? You want to go back up there? With those assholes?" They scoffed.

"Yep. I just feel as if I have something important to do over there. Like a promise."

"Ah...well, if you want I can show you the way! We can go meet these monsters, they took care of me while I was in here! They could help you!" They smiled and started going ahead of me.

"Uhm, sure, I guess! That'd be cool!" I said as I started walking behind them. If I manage to get those monsters' help, I'll be out of here and try to get my memory back and fulfill my promise.

CRINGY I KNOW BUT WERE GETTING TO THE PICKUP LINES AND THOSE ARE HILARIOUS IN A BAD WAY LMAO MAYBE I CAN LATER POST THE OTHER CHAPTERS PFT

Chapter 3 

"So uh..Chara..will these people have food?" I asked while walking behind them.

"Food?" "Yup" "You're stuck in a place full of monsters and all you can think of is food?"

Before I could answer though, my stomach let out a loud growl. I giggled.

"I guess that answers your question."

We became quiet again until Chara turned around and looked at me.

"So how old are you?" "I'm about to be twelve" "You're pretty mature for a twelve year old" they scoffed. "Well you're pretty immature to be whatever age you are." Chara laughed.

"I'm thirteen. So that basically means you have to do everything I say since I'm the older one" they stuck their tounge out.

"That's not fair!" I proclaimed. "The world isn't fair." The smirked. "Your face isn't fair"

"Damn, Frisk, you got me" they said with mockery.

"Shut up"

They laughed and then looked at me with a serious expression. "No but really, if you want to survive here you'll have to listen to me or else you'll die. And if you abuse the SAVE point it'll stop working. If you loose determination too."

"Woah. Wait what? A save point? Determination? I am really confused right now"

"Ugh, I'll explain later. Right now we have to get to the RUINS."

"Is that were you lived when you were stuck down here?"

"Tch, why do you care? And I wasn't stuck. I lived here because it's the only place were murder isn't the first option and monsters aren't assholes."

"Hey, stop being so rude, I just want to find out more about you! I really want us to have a good relationship if you're stuck with me for a while!"

"Just mind your own business."

"Ughh you're so-"

I suddenly stopped walking when I saw a single gold flower in the middle of the path.

"Why'd you sto- ohh that's creepy."

"It's just a flower. It won't do anything."

I kneeled down to look at the flower better, for some reason this flower looked different than all the other ones.. I was about to reach out for it when all of a sudden the flower turned around and smiled at me.

"Howdy! I'm Flowey! Flowey the Flower!"

What. The.

This flower could talk?! What?!

"Oooook Frisk this is definitely creepy, don't touch it and walk away."

I ignored Chara and smiled at the flower. They seemed friendly, so why not?

"Hey there! I'm, um, Frisk. I'm new around here."

Flowey noded and smiled at me.

"Oh! So since you're new you probably don't know how the Underground works! I guess lil' old me will have to teach you! Ready?"

"Frisk I'm not really getting good vibes from this guy." Chara said again, this time a little bit more serious.

"Shhh" I stood up and looked at Flowey, nodding.

"Thank you Flowey!! You're really nice! So how does this all wo-?" Suddenly I was being surrounded by darkness, with Flowey standing in front of me.

"Where is-" I suddenly stopped talking when I saw a red...heart? In front of me.

"See that red heart over there?" Flowey asked me.

I nodded.

"That is your SOUL, the very culmination of your being!"

"Woahh, that's so cool!"

"Your soul starts off weak, but it can get stronger if you gain a lot of LV."

Suddenly Chara appeared beside me and shook their head.

"Frisk I don't think he-"

"Frisk! You may be asking: Flowey, what does LV stand for? Well, for LOVE of course!!"

Oh. I guess in here is not that bad if their policy is like the place where the Carebears live.

"Fris-"

"You want some LOVE don't ya? Well don't worry! I'll share some with you."

After he said that a few white pettals appeared in front of Flowey. I guess that's how you get some LV right?

"Frisk, I'm serious right now, do not touch the bullets."

I looked at Chara.

"Thanks but what bu-"

"DOWN HERE" Flowey yelled to get my attention. I turned to look at him with a nervous smile, he just rolled his eyes and kept talking.

"LOVE, is shared through some....little...white... friendliness pellets!"

Ok. Now that was definitely suspicious. And where those the bullets Chara was talking about before? Jeez this guy really got me, but I mean. He's a flower why in the world would he kill me?

"Are you ready Frisk?! Catch as many as you can!" Then, the...white friendliness pellets, started moving towards me. How in the world was he doing that?! This place is so weird, filled with talking flowers and dead kids suddenly becoming alive again. I just want to go home!

"Frisk!! Watch out!!" Chara yelled beside me.

"What?"

I looked at Flowey and saw the pellets getting closer to me. Before I had the time to dodge they got me and I felt a huge amount of pain. I fell to the ground on my knees, gasping for air, trying to make it go away.

What was happening?! I quickly looked behind me when I noticed that the yellow bar that was once full, was suddenly empty. It said 1/20.

Chara rolled her eyes.

"You dummy! Those were bullets! And to even top it off you have literally one hp left!"

"One hp...? Wait Chara what is goin-"

"You idiot." I heard a creepy voice say behind me.

I slowly turned my head around, looking at Flowey, with my eyes widening.

"F-Flowey?"

"In this world, it's killed or be killed!"

"Wha-what?"

"Why would ANYONE pass up an opportunity like this?"

"Chara!" I yelled trying to get up, but a couple of bullets appeared beside me and surrounded me, trapping me where I was.

"DIE. " I heard Flowey yell, while the bullets started closing in on me.

Maybe I could dodge them? Or find a way to escape? Where was Chara and why weren't they helping me?

I heard Floweys's laughter get louder and louder while the bullets got closer and I shut my eyes.

I guess this is the end now. I will really die. Did I seriously think I would survive in this Underground world? Really? They're monsters for God's sake! Of course I would die here. And I wouldn't be able to fill my promise. My eyes started tearing up. I could feel the bullets really close now, about to touch me when-

All of a sudden, a fireball hit Flowey in the face, making him disappear with the bullets. Chara appeared beside me.

"Phew! That was close! At least she got here in time! I told you he wasn't a good person Frisk! If you want to survive here you'll have to do exactly what I tell you to do, or else you'll die." They nagged me.

I tried standing up once again, trying to see who saved me.

"What a horrible creature, torturing such a poor, innocent youth." Came a sweet voice from above me. I felt their hands go in my back and a weird warm feeling surrounded me.

When the warm feeling was gone, I didn't feel pain anymore. That was weird. I finally managed to stand up, and looked at the lady who saved me.

She's a.....goat? Lady? Monster?

She had a really pretty purple tunic, with a weird white symbol in the chest area.

She smiled at me and waved her hand.

"Ah do not be afraid my child. I am TORIEL, caretaker or the RUINS. I pass down here everyday to see if any humans have fallen down."

I looked at Chara, who looked to be about to cry. Maybe this was the monster they were talking about before? The ones that took care of them probably?

I shook my head and smiled at Toriel. She did look like she had good intentions, and yes, they did save me from that wretched flower. But I wasn't going to be dumb enough to fall into the same trap again, so this time I had to be cautious.

Toriel smiled back, and turned around, grabbing my hand.

"Come, my child, I will guide you through the catacombs!"

And with that, she grabbed my hand and walked with me, leading the way.

[beanfic]

Summertime Sadness - Ch.6

TaPairing: Josh x reader

Word count: 1994

Warnings: Language, talk of sex, underage drinking and partying

Author’s note: Woo! Chapter 6!! I hope you enjoy this chapter, it’s starting to spice up :) (next week is HOT)

Song suggestions: Dopamine by BORNS (pre-party) and Party Rock Anthem by LFMFAO (party)

Right at three, you arrived at Mariah’s house to get ready. You had a bag with you that was your “sleepover bag” you used to distract your parents from what you were really doing.

“What are you wearing tonight?” you asked Mariah once you got in her room.

“I need tits out tonight so i’m thinking of this v neck blouse I have with jean shorts and heels!”

“That will be pretty! I just brought a black tank top and skinny jeans and heels.” You wanted to be comfortable, plus the black tank top was flowy, and made your boobs look really good.

“I love that tank top though! I bet josh will like it too,” she made a face at you when she added that last part. You threw the pillow that was sitting on her bed at her.

“Mariah! We haven’t even kissed again!”

“Tonight’s the night, baby girl!” she gave a little spin with her arms up and she ended it with giving you a hip bump.

“Josh said that he is going to take a cab there because he wants to drink,” you started to say.

“Oh before I forget!” Mariah interrupted, “Tyler will be there tonight and I really want to get back together so I might need your help at some point.”

“Sure, I can try!” you shrugged. You wanted Mariah and Tyler to get back together but you really didn’t want to be distracted from Josh.

“Hey Y/N, can I talk to you about something?” Mariah got serious, which made you start to stress.

“Yeah?”

“Are you afraid to lose your virginity?” She stared at you in the eyes, and even though you were never the one to talk about this stuff, you felt safe around Mariah. She had been your best friend for the past six years.

“Honestly yeah, I’m worried i’m going to bleed.”

“Me too, and what if I’m not good at it,” Mariah layed down on her bed, staring up at the ceiling,

“I’m not sure if a person can be bad at it, it’s just people’s preference.”

“True.”

“How much have you and Tyler done?” you asked. You heard her take a deep breath and slowly let it out.

“I mean we do oral, and stuff,” she mumbled. “But anytime I try to actually stick it in me-”

“Ew,” you interrupted.

“He says no!”

“Well at least you are being respectful and consensual.”

“But what if the reason he doesn’t want to have sex with me is because I’m not good enough or something.”

“Mariah, you’re overthinking it. You don’t need to rush into things anyways. Just talk to him tonight!” you reassured her. She finally calmed down.

Hours passed without you two knowing, and before you knew it, it was time to go to the party. You messed with your tank top, making sure your cleavage wasn’t too much, and was finishing strapping on your heels.

The heels weren’t too tall, but it accentuated your legs and made you feel taller in general. Mariah looked gorgeous like always, you were jealous of her tan skin and her curly brown hair.

“We look hot,” she chuckled, looking at both of you in the mirror.

“Hell yeah we do!” You gave her a high five.

“Ready to head out? Tyler said he would pick us up in like five minutes.”

“Ready as I’ll ever be!” You were excited for the night, and the thought of how you were lying to your parents made you even more giddy about the whole deal.

Once Tyler got to Mariah’s house, you could tell that they were going to get back together. You watched Tyler’s eyes light up and his lips curl up into a smile when he first got a good look at Mariah.

“You girls ready?” Tyler asked and both of you nodded. You sat in the back while Mariah took shotgun, and you could tell that she wanted to hold his hand by the way she kept on accidentally brushing it.

“Have you heard from Josh at all?” Mariah asked Tyler, smirking back at you.

“About what exactly?”

“About Y/N!”

“Oh, I mean he has mentioned her a little bit,” you could see Tyler’s eyes look at you through his rear view mirror.

“What did he say?” you asked.

“Oh, not much.”

You decided to not push Tyler, and that you were better off not knowing. It’s not like you and Josh were dating, it’s just that you two had feelings for eachother. But how strong were his feelings? Because your feelings were really fucking strong.

You arrived at the party, and followed Mariah and Tyler in. There were lots of people there that you recognized from the grade above you, and you weren’t really sure if you would enjoy yourself.

“Y/L/N!”

You turned around to find Josh headed towards you, with a beer already in his hand. He was wearing a white tank with black jeans. You never realized how muscular his shoulders were until tonight.

“Hey Dun! Fancy seeing you here,” you joked as he pulled you in for a hug. The feeling of his arm around your waist made your stomach start to flutter.

“You want a drink?” he asks, pointing his beer bottle to you and you nod. Josh grabbed your hand and made you follow him. His hand was warm and you could feel his calloused fingers scrape against yours.

“Thank you!” you say as Josh handed you a red solo cup. You stared at the purple liquid sloshing around. “What’s in it?”

“I believe grape juice and vanilla smirnoff.”

You took a sip and immediately start to cough, “Wow that’s strong.” You could feel your eyes watering.

“You’re crying!” Josh announced as he placed his hand on your cheek and wiped away your tear with his thumb. Your heart was racing, and you wanted to kiss him right then and there.

“Hey lovebirds,” Mariah entered the kitchen already holding a beer, “You want to go against Tyler and I in a game of beer pong.”

“I’ve never played,” you admitted shyly.

“Don’t worry, I’m a natural!” Josh clapped his hands together and chugged the rest of his beer.

“Oh it’s on like donkey kong,” Tyler ran to the table lined up with two triangles of red solo cups that were each filled with beer.

You hated the flavor of beer, and this whole scenario made you nervous. Mariah went first, she threw the small, white ping pong ball and it bounced off a cup and onto the floor.

“You were close!” you exclaimed, smiling that you didn’t have to drink. Tyler threw next, the ball landing perfectly in the front cup.

“I’ll drink this one!” Josh grabbed the cup and chugged it down in one gulp. He placed the cup to the side, and handed you the ping pong ball. You dipped it in the water to rinse it off and threw it. It bounced off the top cup and landed in the one behind it.

“Yes!” you jumped up and down while Josh held both is hands up for a double high five. Josh threw his ball, landing in the one right next to yours. You both watched Mariah and Tyler drink their two cups.

“Mariah needs to drink the rest, I have to drive us home later!” Tyler said, putting the now empty cup to the side.

The game went by pretty fast, and involved you drinking almost all the beer because Josh didn’t feel like it. In the end, you and Josh ended up winning and Mariah was even more drunk than you were.

“Holy shit you won,” she slurred, stumbling over to you and wrapping her around your shoulder.

You giggled, “I only won because of Josh!” You gave him a little wink, making him smirk.

“Tyler follow me,” Mariah grabbed his hand and pulled him to the other side of the room. You turned back to Josh, not knowing what to do now.

“Want to do dance?” He asked.

Usually you would have said no but the alcohol in your system was saying yes. You nodded and held Josh’s hand and followed him to the living room. There was rainbow lights dancing everywhere, making it even harder to see through your blurry vision.

Music played, but that bad music that was on the radio like LMFAO and Cobra Starship. You watched Josh start to move his body to the music, making you giggle and seeing this funny side of him.

You followed his moves, making sure to not trip over your own feet. You ended up failing, and you went flying first into Josh’s body. He caught you, and both of you were laughing,

“Here, hold on to me,” he whispered as he started to sway your body side to side. You smiled up at him shyly, as you could feel his hand move down to your lower back.

“Am I blushing?” you asked, noticing the familiar feeling of hotness in your cheeks.

“I wouldn’t be able to tell because of how drunk you are anyways, Y/L/N.”

“I’m not that drunk,” you tried to argue.

“Okay sure.”

“Hey Josh! We’re doing stick and pokes, do you or your little friend there want to do one?” this older girl said.\, you believed her name was Hayley. Josh looked down at you with a raised eyebrow.

“Let’s do it!” you giggled. You went into this bedroom to find a small circle of people sitting on a bed.

“Do you want a stick and poke?” this girl with short red hair asked you, and you nodded.

“Y/N, you’re really drunk, are you sure?” Josh asked you, and you nodded one more time.

“Okay what would you like?” the girl asked. You thought about it for a second before deciding on a simple heart on your left wrist. You told her, and she started to give you one.

This was the moment when the alcohol hit you the hardest, causing you to blackout. You didn’t feel any of the pain, and once the tattoo was finished you couldn’t stop showing Josh the tattoo.

“Dun, I have a tattoo!” you shoved your wrist in his face.

“You’ve showed me about five times now,” he chuckled.

“You’re so handsome,” you giggled tracing your finger around Josh’s bare shoulder. “Don’t tell Josh though!”

“Do you know where Mariah and Tyler are? I think it’s time you head home!” he whispered into your ear. You looked at him confusingly, realizing you haven’t seen Mariah in a couple hours.

“Call Tyler,” you slurred. You watched Josh whip his phone out and dial Tyler’s number. He put it on speaker so you could hear too.

“What do you want Josh? I’m kind of busy right now,” Tyler answered.

“Where are you, man?”

“I’m at my apartment with Mariah, and we’re kind of busy.”

“What do you mean? You were supposed to take Y/N back to Mariah’s”

“Well, uh, Mariah is staying at my place tonight do I don’t really know what to tell you. Sorry man. I got to go though.” Tyler hung up the phone fast, and Josh just stared at you. You could feel tears forming in your eyes.

“Mariah left?” you mumbled.

“Hey, it’s okay!” Josh whispered. He noticed how tired you both were so he decided to just take you back to his apartment. The alcohol had worn off on him, and he carried you to his jeep and drove back to his apartment.

You were passed out by the time you guys arrived, and he carried you all the way to his room. It was only on the first floor which was a good thing. He placed you in his bed, and wrapped a blanket around you.

“Goodnight, Y/L/N,” he whispered. He turned off the light and headed to go sleep on the couch in his living room.

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ESC2019:  Preshow #25

25. HUNGARY Joci Pápai - “Az én apam” SemiFinal 1, #07

Ugh; fucking Joci of all people giving me a writer’s block. I MISS the milk jug tapping REALNESS of his previous entry :( He is not giving me much to work with.

ENTRY ANALYSIS

Having said that, I don’t  “Az én apám” is without its own charms. It’s a cute, touching song about Joci’s deceased father and well, I ranked both Michael Schulte AND AWS high last year, so obviously it’s a subject I like and can relate to. I like it!

The problem is that the song, as I’m sure you’ll all agree with, is sort of... bare? Lol. It gave off cool indie vibes at first with the whistling gimmick but Joci replaced the whistling with sentimental strings and this sapped the song of a lot of its inherent indie power. I like the song, but only very *VERY* mildly so. Right now, it’s closer to “Qami” than it is to “Origo” and it’s a real damn’ shame. :’(

However, the above isn’t the only reason I’m booting Joci. I also cannot forget the circumstances under which he won A Dal. Hungary was one of the countries that engaged in VILE HUMAN BEHAVIOUR during its NF (along with Romania, France, Ukraine and Italy) and my opinion of A Dal 2019 bled into my opinion of Joci as well. 

Since I don’t have anything to add Joci, let us dive in to the gothic horror novel that was this year’s A Dal, as told by yours truly:

NF Corner

The trouble began when the jurors, gave a mere 37 points to Leander Kills, allegedly because of “poor lyrics” (ed: the song is in Hungarian, nobody fucking cares) Now, I am actually NOT a fan of Leander Kills’s usual repertoire  (Killjoy metal isn’t my style), but this year they entered with an upbeat folk entry: 

Sounds like an obvious contender, right? Well, something went horribly wrong :( 

Now, the one thing you need to know about A Dal is that every there is ONE abysmal chartmonster who proves UNKILLABLE in the televote. In 2019 this contestant was USNK, who were even worse than the normal audience fave. You can already predict where this will go, but whatever: the juries rigged LK out of the top five seemingly by accident, (like seriously. they were stupefied that LK didn’t qualify. wat.) and then they died to USNK in the televote. AND THEY WERE THE UNIVERSAL FAVE TO WIN!!!

So how do you think the audience responded? Like any responsible, mature adult would: by piling white hot social media hate on one of jury faves. There were several weird entries the A Dal jury had the hots for reasons nobody can guess: Bogy Nagy??? Acoustic planet??? Bence Vavra?? MOSCOK 1 KÖLYÖK???? Wtf!!! Get those insipid bitches OUT!!!

Unfortunately, the contestant the Casualtards decided to hate on was the best song in all of A Dal 🙄 Meet bug-eyed cherub Petruska:

"Help me out of here” was an  immensely clever song that cannot get enough praise imo: It uses a cheerful beat to conduct a very cynical message about the end of the world, turning a heavy subject into a lightweight digestive. The intelligent message is framed by a fantastic 80s, Paul Simon-esque sound, elevated to a higher level by Petruska’s palpable anxiety. Had it won, it would have made an AMAZING entry for Hungary and done very well.

Sadly, the audience fabricated a plagiarism claim (of a VAMPIRE WEEKEND song, of all things), and called for Petruska’s severed head on a pike so... the producers of A Dal... instead of supporting an artist they chose for their own NF, conceded and DQ’d Petruska... WHAT THE FUCK???? Whenever BULLYING wins, it’s a dark day for ALL OF MANKIND!!! Even if the plagiarism claim were valid (it was questionable at best. are you aware what VampWeekend’s discography sounds like, lmfao?), then why let Petruska enter A Dal in the first place??? FUCKING NUMBSKULLS

Eventually USNK were slain by the best remaining entry, ~MIDDLETONZ~, the name of Andras Kallay-Saunders’s current musical project.  A mix of R&B, Hiphop and Dubstep that actually works well?

After LK and Petruska had been unfairly slain, Middletonz (or the very adequate and likable Gergö Székér, I haven’t forgotten about him, @aws-deserved-better!!!) would’ve made an excellent entry, but alas it wasn’t meant to me.

Qualification Odds: Borderline (Advantaged)

I currently have Hungary among my qualifiers, because I find it pretty difficult to find flaws in “Az én apám”. It’s a good song, plain and simple. 

That said, it might be too plain and simple? 

We have some information on Joci’s staging: He will incorporate photographs of other people’s dads into the backdrop and... ew. You know how much I don’t like Sob Stories. Dropping your quirky vibe to go all out on the schmaltz is not a decision I support. If you miss your mark, you miss it BADLY and have nothing to recover from. 

As such I wonder whether Joci might surprise NQ?  “Az én apám” is the Eurovision equivalent of the side salad you get with your protein and carbs: light, tasty, having it there is better than not having it there, but as a whole totally not something you’d order by itself. If any entry in the first semifinal gets Qami’d, it’s this one.

Projected placement: 6th-15th in the semifinal. If he qualifies, 15th-24th in the Grand Final.

Link to the masterpost

[aelinbitch-archive]

☕️ Manon asking dorian to marry her and elorcan in general oh and also aelin losing her scars how could i forget that was the first thing that went through my mind when i saw the post akjgshq

yesssss ok

1. Bad. It’s kind of complicated for me because like… I love Manon, so reading the books I’m always like yes a Manon Scene!! Yes Manon Character Development!! Yes Manon-Related Content!! But, as anyone who follows this blog knows, I kiiiind of loathe M*norian with my whole heart, and it’s sometimes hazy where a Manon Scene ends and a Manorian Scene begins. 

(Which is what I hate most about that ship - it’s fundamentally about ½ of The Chainsmokers weaseling his way into the arc of one of my favorite women!!! But I digress).

So for Manon to have a moment of vulnerability? To admit that she feels fear? That she cares for people? Great. For it to still be consistent with her characterization - she has ~human~ emotions, but could never truly be happy in the cage of marriage - Great!! For that to be… all about…. Dorito Havilliard? Not great. I didn’t like that it was from his POV, didn’t like that HE was the one who was like “noooo manon you would hate marriage,” really REALLY didn’t like the “for a second he was so turned on he almost selfishly said yes knowing that it would ruin her life and freedom teehee!” part.

(And before anyone jumps in with “omggg Dorian is so ooc can’t believe SjMESS made him into some 2D douchey dude-bro womanizer” yeah lmfao you’re sooo right! Dorian “Celaena Just Be With Me Even Though It’s Dangerous and Painful For You” Havilliard?? Dorian “Came This Close To Taking Advantage of Drunk 17 y/o Aelin At a Party” Havilliard?? Treating women with anything but utmost respect???? Sooooo ooc wow!!!).

Imagine how much better that scene, or the equivalent to it, would have been if it was with Manon and… anyone else. Elide. Or Asterin. Someone actually RELEVANT to the themes of Manon’s arc. How much more interesting and meaningful that dynamic would have been. 

Like, the following quote: “She would be his wife, his queen. She was already his equal, his match, his mirror in so many ways. And with their union, the world would know it.” I don’t buy it. I just don’t buy it and I never will. They are… not equals. She’s better than him in… every way. And not in an “out of his league” kind of way (although that too, lmao) but literally just that she’s older, stronger, more experienced, more powerful, etc etc etc. To me, they are not mirrors, in any meaningful way. The fact that Dorian has Suffered A Lot and is Super Sad is not enough to make those two characters somehow parallel. 

So tldr I don’t think a marriage proposal/moment of vulnerability in that context was ooc or anything for Manon if we just look at her character (like if you hold your nose and pretend that Dorian is Elide and change half the dialogue/narration to match it then her emotions and instincts make sense) but Dorian’s role in her narrative has always been forced as hell and kind of infuriating, tbh.

2. I wish I had more tea to spill on Elorcan. I don’t have too many feelings about it. It’s nowhere near as objectively bad as M*norian. The scene where Elide goes to save him on the horse was pretty well done (although, again, for me that was because I love ELIDE, not Elorcan, and if it had been Manon instead of him I would have liked it more). Didn’t love that we were supposed to see Elide in a negative light for continuing to be cold/standoffish to him after he like… said sorry a few times lol. She had every right to do that. Even if she did take it too far by comparing her love for him to his love to Maeve, he’s 500 years old!! I really just think!! That somehow!! He’ll be fine!! Although, of course, that interaction was what caused him to go and kinda sorta commit suicide in the battle at Anielle, so yeah I guess burn the witch what a bully. Ew, yeah, the more I think about it the more of a bad taste it leaves in my mouth. I can see the good/cute things too, but at the end of the day I’m a malide bitch who would not care for Dorian or Lorcan even if they weren’t involved with my gay witches so… perfect storm. 

3. Whew this one is…. hm. Tbh, I’m still processing KoA. I read it so fast and nervously (the whole time I was just in a cold sweat begging for Aelin to survive) that I didn’t have time to let all of it sink in.

But right now I…. don’t love it. Maybe I’m just dumb but I don’t see what it did for her and her arc and her character development. It’s too meaningful to just be good ol’ random Suffering™, but it’s somehow not meaningful enough for me to Get It. Like… why that had to happen to her. I loved Aelin’s scars. She did too. I’m still sort of thinking through the symbolism there and what exactly sjm was trying to do with that, and I honestly haven’t found a satisfying answer. 

With Aelin losing her power, which I also disliked, because I just don’t love to see Aelin disempowered (especially in ways that feel… pretty heavyhanded tbh) I could at least see the value of it in terms of the narrative. I loved the line “I am a god” in the context of a powerless(ish) Aelin, because it was like… fuck yeah. She’s more than Mala’s gift to her, more than her bloodline. She IS a god, but not just of fire. A god of lying and wit and arrogance and boldness and insanity and bravery and iron will and pulling victory from the jaws of defeat and of having HUGE balls. While the loss of her power was, by definition, disempowering, it did have a kind of interesting way of bringing the focus to Aelin Galathynius as a person - and the fact that the person there is just as much of a powerhouse as her magic was. 

The loss of her scars was the opposite. Not only was it the result of disempowerment (months of torture and bondage etc etc) it was dehumanizing. It took away some of that personhood, instead of pointing back towards it (not saying Aelin as a person changed just by losing her scars, just that as a symbol it kind of had that effect). It erased the map of survival from her body. It took away something she treasured for a different reason than her power, and I feel really weird about it. Maybe I’ll have a better answer after rereading or thinking about it more, but for now I’ll say that I think if Aelin had been able to keep her scars but lose her power (ideally keep BOTH but whathefuckever) I think that would have been much more consistent and sensible in terms of what I think sjm was trying to do with her character. 

[dylanobrienisbatman]

Rewatch: Episode 1x08, Day Trip

Some of our best commentary from our rewatch 

Why does Clarke mention never having ‘floated in the water’ in her little monologue? it seems weird. Like not, felt the breeze in her hair, or seen plants, or felt the grass on her feet? Bri got us thinking about this. 

Bellarke was a perfect ship and then Clarke went bonkers and ruined it all. 

We got strangely into the minutia this week. 

Bellamy sitting there staring at Lincoln, the GUILT in his face. god, we love our sad son. 

Why does Miller get that job, telling parents their kids died?

Bri just reminded us to mention how pretty s1 Bellamy is. Very important

Miller getting head butted is so fucking funny. 

Where did they get a camera, for that video chat?? 

Bri said probably the art supply store lol

Always all up in the Jonty feels during s1. 

We’re all so pumped for High Jonty

Shumway is the fucking worst. 

Octavia is such a petulant child, we love it. S1 Octavia gets to be a part of Pettykru. 

Her little “why do you even care, if i ruined your life”... man, siblings. 

Bellamy is such a grumpy boy. He needs to find a book and chill out. 

Elyse said he’s grumpy because there are no books. 

We love our Grumpy Boy™

Bellamy Blake, at it again with the iconic lines

Seeing Monty just makes us sad

EW RAVEN FINN SEX IS THIS EPISODE. 

Raven bby leave him you deserve so much better. 

Finn needs to stop being stressed about Clarke when his peRFECT GIRLFRIEND RAVEN REYES IS RIGHT THERE. 

Octavia asks Lincoln “its good right” when she giving him a drink. Babe.. Honey.. its WATER. he has definitely had it before. 

Elyse reminded us that she was never properly socialised. We will give her a pass. 

The line about Bellamy being a dick always makes me laugh, its so true. I love my dickhead son. 

A Necessary™ shot of Ricky Whittles Abs. 

Octavia taking responsibility for something? are we hallucinating? did WE ingest jobi nuts? 

Octavia being Petty again, but Raven is such an adult. 

Why are Raven and O always best friends in fics? like obviously no shade on any fic writer your stuff is always amazing everyone, but the show never really digs into that friendship, far as we can remember. They actually kind of actively dislike each other for a while.

I said i wanted to Vom about finn, and Elyse told me to drown him with it. So thats gross.

RAVEN GET AWAY FROM HIM YOU DESERVE BETTER. 

Clarke talking about the dirty bunker, such a princess

Bellamy is so grumpy about the blankets? like dude. Chill. 

He DOES chill, almost immediately, upon finding guns. the nerd. He’s like a kid on christmas. that smile is blinding. 

High Jonty is the best Jonty tbh. 

Monty is such a calm stoner. Just wants to hug the Earth. 

The camera angles used in this to show us that they’re all high is so cool. 

this is such an awesome episode all around. 

THE ANTI GROUNDER STICK. 

Octavia definitely only knows slang because her entire socialisation is a bunch of teenage criminals. 

Miller definitely doesn’t have siblings because if he did he would have never ever trusted those nuts Octavia gave him. His lack of suspicion is entirely because he doesn’t have a sister. 

INTENSE keysmashing over the bellarke gun shoulder touch. THROWN BY THE INTIMACY OR SOMETHING RIGHT?!?! 

They banter like an old married couple “we NEED to do this” “No we NEED to do that” lol. 

WHy couldn’t bellamy have a nice happy trip like Monty. poor sad boy. 

The difference in everyone’s trip was really awesome as a narrative choice

How is Clarke not MORE messed up after a year in solitary. 

okay we all love the ‘i can’t change the tide’ line, but i never noticed that when he comes into Finn and Raven’s tent, he starts with “Is the moon in here?” lmfao monty is an angel 

Raven making finn come out because everyone is so high is so funny. 

Clarke is so YOUNG. Like sometimes we all forget how young she was in the first season. Shes literally 17, season 1 doesn’t even go a whole month and in episode 1 she says she doesn’t turn 18 for another month. 

She just misses her dad, its so sad. 

They’re all just kids! Even Bellamy is only like 22/23 which is just about our age. 

Clarke being such a Teenger™ to her halucinated!Dad is so funny 

Okay but actually how old is Lincoln supposed to be? 

I have made Bri reevaluate the entirety of Linctavia. 

“The most beautiful broom, in a broom closet, of brooms” and then the kid just sort of hums at her. What a great Raven line. @the-most-beautiful-broom we miss you <3 

On first watch we were definitely all nervous that Lincoln wouldn’t get away. This is one of Finn’s few good moments. 

Elyse pointed out that Finn is like two separate characters, and Bails (no surprise) mentioned how they talk about that a lot in the @metastation podcast, about how they just sort of attribute random traits to Finn to fit his plot line. Go listen to the podcast, especially for s1. 

Jaha’s line “You want the peace of death” is so intense and well delivered. 

Bell saves Clarke, Clarke saves Bell, they save each other, they forgive each other, god s1 Bellarke is so alsdhfinsakldmjsdkjfh

Bullet to the neck Bell? *Jake Peralta Voice* Smort

Augh the forgiveness scene

Forgiveness... can you imagine. Hamilton references are always necesary. 

Bellamy is SO SAD AUGH. 

He just wants to be the man his mom raised him to be (our thoughts on aurora blake are... not so positive but its still super sad.) 

We all just wanted to cry because Bell is so so sad. 

Can they please ACTUALLY parallel the forgiveness moment in s6, and not this half assed shit they did at the end of s5? because thats not forgiveness. 

God these babies need a nap. 

Monty the Pine Cone Eater

“They’ll kill us” “Or Worse!” Okay, random kid... whats Worse? exactly? 

That synchronised Power Couple Strut™ and dropping of the guns, the epic power couple speech. Iconic.

Bellamy definitely made them practice this before they went in. “No clarke, you gotta say it like this”. He’s a Drama Hoe. We love our Drama Hoe. 

For real though, even with all the problems they have later, the way they actually write the Blake Siblings is so good. They feel like real siblings. There are a lot of shows that write siblings that you can just tell the writer doesn’t have siblings and didn’t ask anyone’s advice. But the Blakes have that dynamic of like “I’ll definitely kill you, but if anyone else says a bad word about you, I’ll kill THEM.” They have this petulant back and forth, but its always sort of underlined with this deep love. The writers know how to write a sibling relationship. Even when it becomes abusive and terrible later, that sort of weird dynamic is still there. Problematic, but the dynamic is well done. 

Finn is so high up on his own pedastal. Bellamy tortured Lincoln to SAVE YOU. How are you gonna shit all over him for it. How are you gonna question him like that. 

Clarke saying she trusts Bellamy is so lakdhjflsjhafkd;sa

Finn is such a fucking tool. 

The whole scene where Bellamy and Clarke talk to Jaha is so amazing

The scene where Diana kills shumway is intense. 

Kills: Bellamy: 1 Diana Sydnee: 1  Attempts:  Dax: 1 

“How many times did we talk about hating Finn” Tally: 6

Countdown till Raven meets Zeke: 6 years 6 months and 15 days, 56 episodes.

Times Bailey mentions the @metastation podcast (because she has a problem):  2

Times Octavia takes actual responsibility: 1 

How many times we called Octavia Sneaky: 5

Times Clarke’s Canon love interest is jealous of her relationship with Bellamy: 1

Countdown to Finn’s Death: 26 days, 13 Episodes  

 @granger--danger @raven-reyes-of-sunshine

[thegeminisage]

zelda blogging which is so deeply super spoilery, possible the most spoilery it’s ever been, so if you haven’t THOROUGHLY explored the central-north part of the map DON’T read it

aww some of these gerudo wear glasses! love it

i like the music here too but i kinda wish it had been the same melody from oot ; ;

omg riju is tiny!!! is she still young?!

aww her relationship with buliara is sweet they obviously care about each other a lot

AAAAAH THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT MY SWORD lmao maybe i should have gone to get it after all

oh my god a sand seal that gives you words of wisdom for food

ooh i get a free accessory for giving this lady some flint...hmMmMMmMMmmm

topaz i guess bc i'll probs need lightning protection soon? but no, i'm getting a helm...

haha sapphire to go with link's eyes?

ruby bc the flame armor is the ugliest and i wanna wear something else? LOL

went with sapphire iin the end MAY I NOT REGRET IT...

ooooh i shoulda been saving my gems....Dang

i mean, at least i have the 10k i need for the great fairy, but there's so much cool stuff here and i can't bUY ANY...

ah no i did get some opal and amber earrings :3

swim speed up and the ithers are just extra defense

"apparently the accessory maker and the teacher of the relationship class were both in a tragic love triangle, and now they are both single" nintendo this is an all women society please give me lesbians i BEG of you

ok, i need 1 ruby and 5 topaz to finish buying one of everything here. i'll remember

hahahahaha "you've gotta take your time when selecting gems and voe" wise words, lady

omg i found a bar but im too young to drink. nice, nintendo

lmao you can tell one of the ladies you're over 100 and she doesn't believe you dxkfjhg

ok so the hideout of the yiga clan is apparently to the northwest of here so i get to RIDE A SAND SEAL or surf behind one i guess. tbh im a little worried i'll break all my shields :/

i got a gerudo one that i really like!! goes with my scimitar and golden bow!

aww can i not wear accessories along with normal armor...? that sucks

LOL SEAL PUNS the options when talking to the sand seal lady are full of em im dying

wow i can't get this shrine unless i wind sand seal races which i can't do with the divine beast out LOL

jesus those sandstorms look so huge and terrifying...especially since i know they'll disable my map

i wanna explore but tbh i better just stick to the plot and away from those bad boys

oh JESUS i went to an outpost where they're monitoring the beast and it's. so big. and so loud and big and. so scary. oh my god, it's huge

oh FUCK i got too close and it started targeting me so i ran away and thankfully it stopped...definitely gonna take it easy on the exploration if i can help it

oooh no no no why is the air turning green out here...dnw dnw leave me and my map alone!!

uh, and where is my fucking seal...? i left it right HERE

ugh i had trouble mounting the one from before when i stayed in the monitoring outpost do they like leave if you stay gone a long time...? fml

awww this old gerudo never found the lovers pond ):

ugh i see so much stuff i wanna check out but im too scared to get off the seal for long :/ ESPECIALLY if i get stuck in a storm i'll want a way out

oh wow the air is so hot here even my gerudo outfit is useless

tbh, maybe that's a good thing, if i'm eating food i can wear armor with actual defense...much as i love these clothes they're great for getting your ass kicked

ok no seriously WHY does everyone from the yiga clan drop bananas..............

i know that everyone talks about how cool it is that this game just plops you down in the world and lets you figure it out for yourself without hitting you over the head with the instructions

but i just found a bow and some torches in a circle of lit torches with some obviously flammable banners nearby, so

i found the missing gerudo soldier!

"all i've ever seen them do is patrol and eat[in red text] bananas" LMAO WHATS THE DEAL MY DUDES

theres some bananas here on a table wtf do i do throw them at them?? lmao

OMFG LOL IT WORKED

dude pranced right over to it and pocketed it lmao

nooo i missed a chest...maybe i can get it on the way back out ;_;

LOL I FOUND AN ENTIRE ROOM FULL OF BANANAS

this is so funny dkjfgh fck

urgh i wish i could just...snipe them from here. it'd be so EASY

im actually not even totally sure which direction to go, im all turned around

ok, one stationary guy at the door maybe i have to move him?

NOOO I FUCKING FELL THEY SAW ME

i couldn't even fight they one-shotted me and mipha's grace didn't kick in! that isn't fair at all

at least i can get the chest i missed

lol and i cant save in here. perfect.

ok yeah im gonna have to look it up bc as far as i can tell this room has no exit all the hallways just circle back around into it

apparently i CAN fight them...? they're just really hard?

this walkthru is so unclear lol there's a hidden door i can find with magnesis on the right-hand wall WHICH RIGHT...

WAIT fuck i finally see the exit

ah ok. wrong room for the hidden door.

master kohga!! he just...knocked himself out with his own attack. lmao ok

fuck this is SO FUNNY he is so funny

i love it even his bones cracked

isn't what he used to be, apparently

wow this is a boring fight he has a lot of hp and he's so far away the only way i can attack is arrows

and now arrows aren't working anymore...? obviously i'm doing something wrong

maybe i can reflect the rocks back at him

ok google says to drop his things on his head

HAHAHA HIS SPECIAL ATTACK FAILED

this undertale naruto motherfucker im crying i love him

"pretty soon you'll be gone! and not just from my line of sight!" i'm CRYING

fuck the ball rolled on top of him and made him fall

"COWARD! I SHALL BE REMEMBERED!!!"

what a fucking legend i'll never forget you master kohga i promise

aaaand thunder helm retrieved

but i gotta rescue that missing gerudo!

ah good her cell is empty!

lol im skipping sooo many shrines rn...i'll come back to them later i swear

oh NOOOO i got a memory!!!

urbosa the prankster!!! witht he power of lightning at her disposal!! protective of princess zelda!! i'm dying!!!

also im sad so zelda's sealing power mjst be what she used to seal ganon away but apparently in the past she couldn't make it show up for her whole life...?

aw no poor riju the helmet is too big on her

(give it to meeeee)

ok it's time for the divine beast bit but before i do jack or shit im going to upgrade my armor as much as possible rn

ugh you can't enhance the gerudo clothes...geez

FUCK YES HERE WE GO!

aaah riju is talking!!! i always get so surprised!!!

i did it!! tbh i had a really hard time keeping up with her...a dash was too fast but regular speed was too slow

AAH URBOSA IS TALKING TO ME ;_;

ohhh wow it's really walking around while on it

oh man. it's so big. it's so big

oooh you rotate the insides of this one!!

i get the feeling now i should've done more shrines in this area afterall, they have the same sort of electricity theme and they would've been good practice 

okay that was...easily the hardest beast so far

i had to use a guide TWICE and i could barely understand the instructions, PLUS i got two terminals by sheer dumb luck

oooh boy okay a lightning boss im assuming here we gooooo

LMFAO i suck so much at this urbosa was like "there is valor in dodging"

thanks zelda i missed your captain obvious statements

geeeeez i just barely got it

oh EW that never gets any less gross

ohhh my god

"I COULDN'T BE MORE PROUD OF HER" B Y E

oh my gOD?

she mentioned nabooru from oot BY NAME holy SHIT this continutity between games!!!

and "calamity ganon once took on the form of a gerudo that makes this all the more personal" jesus fUCKING christ

i feel so bad for ganondorf the man like

he didn't ask for this shit anymore than link or zelda

and at least they get to win most of the time he always loses and even when he does win he's hated, his win brings ruin

where's the fic where the only way to end the cycle is to become friends with him huh

or like, frankly: the true enemy isn't ganondorf but the evil that takes hold of him

when does he get to be the hero and fight it and smash it to little bitty bits!

oh lord and the blood moon as soon as i get back

do people like, see these towers popping up and beasts moving around? does it scare the shit out of them or make them hopeful?

anyway i hope now i can explore with less sandstorms

oh boy time to ride into a sandstorm gee i sure hope i dont get lost

LOL and first thing i run right into a camp of enemies just bc i was trying to stay in a straight line!!!! jesus

lovely! i am now hopelessly turned around in a sandstorm. i literally don't even know which way i came from

my sand seal is also STUCK lol

ah i passed through it! i'm right where i need to go!

omg I FOUND THE LAST GREAT FAIRY

i'm. i'm 500 short. oh my god

nothing i can't earn with 10 minutes of cooking, tho

huh...? she only asked for 1k...?

i could've SWORN i read someone asks for 10k at one point!

god what if i've been MISINFORMED all this TIME

ooh this one is orange and green

FUCK "i know what you're thinking...can't we just skip to the part where she enhances my clothes?" FUCKING PLAYED

holy FUCK just found my first molduga...i have to KILL one of these for a quest? jesus christ!

ohhh that actually wasn't too bad at all once i figured out the strategy...i've had more trouble with lynels and hinoxes

i'll be honest, the interactive map take a bit of both fun and "work" out of exploring...i look at empty areas and don't wonder "ooh whats over there" but think "ah i can just glance at that bit"

which should make me feel like my Pure Enjoyment of the game is being compromised, and i guess it does a little, but

i wasn't kidding when i said the need to explore was a bit compulsive so it's mostly a relief

ah from up here i see the sandstorm...i think it rotates around the desert? so, it's very possible to avoid and survive even if you do get stuck

anyway i missed several shrines but the quests for them are so complex and i am so Sick

of the desert. even worse than rain tbh

now the question is what to do next: master sword or rito beast

lowkey wanna wait until i get all four beasts before the sword, but

i know you do all four beasts and then ganon and that's it, so if i got the sword then it wouldn't help me for long

plus i'm a little tired of fighting the temperature and changing gear/eating food all the time, so......i guess i'll go check out the forest

maybe i'll see dinaal! i've only seen him once from veeeery very far away

im getting aaaaawfully close to hyrule castle i Dont Like This

lmao every time i catch sight of the divine beasts in the distance, the fact that i can SEE them from THIS far away, blows my fucking mine

they are SO BIG

im getting a much closer look at that flying thing and i'm almost CERTAIN it's a divine beast

just. jesus christ. so BIG

ohhh my gosh i can see the giant pink tree from here *_*

or maybe it's brown, maybe the deku tree is dead lmao

lol straight up skipped the bottomless bog and the enemies at the bottom bc i glided in from death mountain

whoa this tower has rock all over the top??

ah maybe it's so i can't glide to the big tree in the middle lol

not the lost woods if i don't get lost!

lol jk i got on top of it and there was a super cool sword here

aww rauru hillside...im sad

BRO im in the lost woods but its just playing the maze shrine music, i was so hopeful for saria's song

zora's domain having the same music set me up with false expectations t b h

omg if i go too high i die!! i can't follow my higher-ground instict here!!!!!

which is pretty cool but if all i have to do is wander around these woods with my map ON to find the master sword i am gonna be disappointed

even gerudo desert turned it off sometimes

ohhh okay if i wander off the path i also die i can't just go wherever i gotta follow torches i guess

mkay i googled it bc i got stuck and couldn't see anymore torches and it's wind direction! neat

see i feel a little bad about not figuring that out for myself but like...it's not Fun to die over and over bc you can't solve a puzzle. so #realgamers can shut the hell up lol games are for fun

the ember thing is SUPER clever tho and like i know this game is so like, praised bc it stops holding your hand, but i would have appreciated a TINY obscure hint

i did get as far as carrying a torch but i thought maybe i was burning off the fog or smth

omg i found korok forest!!!

oh

there's my sword

said "oh" out loud

kinda wish the quest had been more, idk

but.

mmm not yet. not yet. i'll talk to some koroks first

haha and the very first one tells me to go get the sword all right all right

man. i always remember now that fi's been in there since the ages of skyward sword, sleeping

tbh i kinda miss her 

even though she's way more annoying than navi could ever DREAM of being

for all we complain about compaions, they're a zelda staple and it feels lonely without them

i know not having one makes for a stronger game, i do, but...

really though. the master sword quest was SHOCKINGLY easy. i know i looked up the ember thing but geez it's the first truly disappointing this about this game

and my brother told me they made you work for it lmao but that was. not even close to Work. i've had more trouble at bokoblin camps

like. fucking weak. tbh. i'm so sad like i can't believe this game let me down

OH MY GOD

I TRIED TO TOUCH IT AND THE MEMORIES OVERWHELMED ME

and like at first i was like "ok if link gets his memories back with the sword i'll give them that, that's pretty sick"

AND THEN THE GREAT DEKU TREE STARTED SPEAKING

AND IT WASN'T LOST WOODS MUSIC BUT IT WAS FOREST HAVEN MUSIC

and i straight up burst into tears

"i have watched over hyrule since time immemorial" i know i know i was there i know i missed him so much one of the very first major zelda characters i ever knew i know technically he hasn't been there since the very beginning but he was my beginning

and i didn't even think i cared about him that much emotionally but i also welled up the first time he spoke old hylian in wind waker

oh god link's not WORTHY of the sword yet yes okay i'm here for this i knew this game wouldn't let me down

idk why i never considered the big pink tree might be the deku tree like i joked about it just a few minutes ago but i didn't seriously consider it so i was so surprised

and all the koroks running around and i know i KNOW they used to be kokiri it's almost like i came home, Really Home, the forest was where link began for me, not hyrule proper, he was always a child of these woods

ohhh my god i gotta mop up my face stream is soon!! jesus fuck

oh god now he wants me to pull it again

what if i'm not worthy? what if i am?

i don't have long left to play but i CANNOT leave it here, jesus christ

okay. i'm gonna try. i gotta try. courage!

oh my god it takes your LIFE?

and he said enough when i was down to my last quarter of a heart!! i'm gonna cry i was so close link tried so hard but he wasn't ready yet

i could eat food to max out my hearts but where's the fun in that........

ok. ok. i need to. step back a moment. fuck.

there's hestu! oh my god buddy you finally made it home!! me too pal me too

im gonna save and quit here before i talk to him tho bc like. i gotta stream. but Wow. god Damn

I KNEW THIS GAME WOULDN'T LET ME DOWN!!!!

LMAO I LIED JK im playing a bit more after stream

i talked to the trial korok and "do all the shrines here, it's based on the trials the legendary hero himself did" im crying!!! thats some History!!!

oh my god the koroks are so CUTE??

oh no this is so precious they've been waiting for him

sdfgsfdg "nooo vegetarians everywhere nooo that's my face" i wish i had thought to taka e a snap of that but i cant get him to say it again

aw omg they set up little stores and they only have one of many items please please i'm so proud of them

they set up a little bed for me!! they don't even want my money to sleep there!! i'm sleeping in a tree again, just like i was in oot ;____;

tbh it's so fitting that i did the scary mysterious thing of trying to pull the sword at night and i'm meeting the koroks in the brightness of day

i saw a shield resting on this rock and i had a tiny heart attack like OMG THE HYLIAN SHIELD?!?

ok. ok. i did the trials. i'm gonna see if i can get the sword now??

lol i have the same amt of hearts im not leaving to find a goddess statue and i was trying to boost my stamina anyway but maybe the food boost will help? unless they dont let me use it, we'll see

aaah no it DOESN'T omg

well, maybe one more heart container will do it...?

ugh i don't wanna go back and do the desert ones

me: already fast-traveling

Great, A Sand Storm, Just What I Wanted

fuck i stopped by town and there's a secret club that sells gerudo clothes for men

LOL why.........do they think dudes will feel weird looking pretty? come on

they said there's a high demand so i choose to believe there are lots of gerudo transmen. anyway back to the forest i got two more heart containers i pray it's enough i was SO CLOSE before

I DID IT FUCK I ALMOST DIED BUT I DID IT

IM GONNA CRY JESUS CHRIST

ZELDA SEALED THE SWORD

she's been fighting 100 years and she has so much faith in link

more importantly she heard the sword speak to her im crying fi is in there fi and zelda/hylia meet again

her smile is like the sun, i would do much to feel its warmth upon me again ME TOO PAL im weeping my poor brave daughter i promise i'll save her i promise i promise

it's almost 7am but that was worth it. that was W O R T H I T

[lovemesomesurveys]

A survey I did in 2012 || now.

Have you ever attempted to write a story or novel? When I was younger I used to write a lot of short stories || Same answer. I haven’t attempted to since.

What was the last thing you took a picture of? The candy basket my nana got for me when I was in the hospital. || Oh wow, this was after my surgery. Anyway, I snapped a picture of the birthday cake fudge I was eating earlier. It was really good and I had to share, ha.

If you have a boyfriend, what’s the biggest thing that annoys you about him? I don’t. || Still don’t. Some things never change. Probably never will.

Are you a better dancer or singer? Haha I suck at both. Although I wish I could sing and often attempt but yeah. || I may not sing well, but it doesn’t stop me from singing along anyway to songs I like.

Could you recite the Spanish alphabet right now if someone asked? I get stuck here and there. || I can do some of it.

What kind of winter clothing articles do you wear when you go outside in the snow? It doesn’t snow here. Boo. || I wish it snowed here.

Where is the person you like right now? Sigh I shouldn’t like him but anyway I’m guessing he’s at home. || Oh boy. This was first taken during the Joseph days. As for who I like now, I’m going to guess he’s at home, but I don’t know.

Where do your grandparents live? My mom’s parents passed away and my dad’s parents live in Arizona. || Still the same.

Do you need to get your hair cut? I dooo. And I need to get it dyed again. || It could use a trip. And I also need to get dyed again. Baaaad.

What was the last thing you searched on Google? I forget. || I was looking up what a scone was exactly. lol.

Do you have any homework you should be doing? Nope. I had to take the semester off cause I was having surgery. || Nope. I am finished with school. No more homework for me.

It’s the weekend soon! What are your plans? I don’t have any plans. I’m on recovery from surgery so my days are just resting at home. || My mom and dad are going to have breakfast and see a movie on Saturday. They asked if I wanted to go, but I don’t want to see the movie they’re going to go see. However, going out to eat is tempting me. I may just go anyway I don’t know.

Being single is better than being in a relationship, right? Well it’s pretty much all I know. The only ‘relationship, if you call it that, I had was when I was 16. We dated for like a month and then again for like a day lmfao it was so weird. I sometimes wish I had somebody and for awhile I was talking to this guy and we were into each other but never made it official so that’s the closest I’ve come since then. || Yeppp. Same situation. I would like to experience the real thing with someone.

What time was it 4 hours ago? 7:12pm. || 6:44PM.

Does your last name start with a ‘C’? Nope, S. || Hahah. I apparently read that as first name instead of last name because my last name starts with an “F.”

Are you currently single? How do you feel about that? I am and like I said, it’s pretty much all I know. Overall I feel like that’s how it should be being that I’m dealing with some things and don’t feel ready for a relationship. But sometimes I do wish I had someone. || Still single. I already answered this.

What was the last song you listened to? I have 'Settle Down’ by No Doubt stuck in my head. || It was this remix of Fun’s We Are Young earlier.

Who was your 5th grade teacher? Mrs. Bonfilio.|| Yep.

Have you ever soaped someone’s car? Uh like wash it? Yeah. I’ve done car washes with this school club I was in. || That was the last time I’ve washed anyone’s car, so same answer.

Which is closer right now: your birthday or Christmas? Christmas. || My birthday.

How many gallons of milk would you say are currently in your fridge? Well one gallon and then two cartons of almond milk. || Hahah I think it’s the same. Not the same milk of course, but yeah.

Favorite flavor of poptart? Strawberry frosted. || And brown sugar.

Who were the last non-relatives you hung out with? Amanda. || Ty. That was back in October, though. Wow.

Do you share your last name with anyone famous? Not that I know of. || I still don’t know of anyone.

What was your name supposed to be if you were born the opposite sex? I’m not sure. || My mom said Jesse.

Have you eaten any fresh fruit today? No. || Nope. I hardly ever eat fruit. I couldn’t even tell you the last time I had any unless you count the blueberries in the blueberry muffins I often eat. I’m going to be making some blueberry banana muffins soon using fresh fruit, so.

Do you live with anyone who smokes? Nope. || No.

Do you know anyone who works at Walmart? I do. || Not anymore.

What do you generally wear to bed? T-shirt and pajama pants. || Yep yep.

Think back to 6 months ago, were you single or taken? Single, but talking to someone. || I was single, and not even talking to anyone.

When was the last time you had a haircut? Ugh over a year ago. || Last summer I got a trim.

Do you own a Bible? No. ||  I do not. I’ve been reading it online, though.

What was the last sit-down restaurant you went to? Applebees.|| Lyon’s.

Have you ever had a pet snake? Noooo. || Oh HELL no.

Is there anyone you wish you could see right now? Nah I’m good. || Not right now, no.

Have you ever been to the Statue of Liberty? The St. Louis Arch? The Golden Gate Bridge? Sadly no. I’ve been to San Francisco several times and have yet to go on The Golden Gate Bridge. || Saaaame. I need to get out more.

Do you know anyone with a pierced eyebrow? My aunt used to. || No.

Are you related to anyone with the name Andrew? No. || Nope.

When was the last time your wore a skirt (girls) or a tie (boys)? Wow foreverrrr ago. || Two Christmas ago.

Will you be in a relationship in the next couple months? No, I don’t see that happening. || Five years later, and I still don’t see that happening.

Who last texted you? My phone has been turned off for a few weeks.|| My mom.

Are you texting anyone right now? No. || Nope.

Have you held hands with somebody in the past four days? No. || No.

Who makes you the happiest? Alexander Skarsgard.|| He certainly does bring a smile to my face.

Have you ever let someone be your everything? Um, close. || Just about. Not a good idea. 

How is your day going so far? It’s basically over. It was an average day. || Meh. I had my weekly doctor’s appointment, but after that I got food and just came home and rested.

What are you doing tomorrow? Going to the doctor. || I’m going to the doctor tomorrow as well, and then afterwards my mom and I are going grocery shopping.

Once a cheater, always a cheater? Not always.|| I still stand by that.

What kind of mood are you in? I’m alright.|| A meh kind of mood.

Do you have someone you can talk to anything about & it won’t be awkward? For the most part. || Not anything, no.

First thing you do when you wake up in the morning? Check the time. || That, and turn on the Today Show. Then after I lie there for about an hour, I get up to make coffee.

How many hours of sleep did you get last night? Well I went to bed at 3 and got up at 6 then went back to sleep until noon. || Five.

What color shirt are you wearing? Black.|| White. Ha,

What are you saving your money up for right now? Haha what money. I’m a broke ass mutha fucka. || lol. I need to be putting some money aside for our vacation this summer.

Could you go out in public looking like you do now? Ew that’s scary. || I did this afternoon.

Do you have any jewelery on? Two rings. || Nope.

Are you in a Relationship? No. || No.

Have you ever kissed the last person you texted? Nope. || On the cheek.

Can you honestly say you’re okay right now? Sure. || No.

Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? Yes, and got hurt in the end.|| And it happened again.

Are you missing someone? I miss my grandparents every single day since they passed away in '05 and '10. & then there’s the guy I still like even though he ended whatever it is we had last month. I haven’t seen him since end of July and just ugh I miss him. :/ || I miss my grandparents, my dog, and Ty.

What does your last text say? I’m not checking. || “Okay.”

In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a guy? Uh my brother? || Yep, just my brother and dad.

Where do you wish you were right now? I’m fine here. || Here is fine.

Do you think high school relationships can last? It happens. || Yeah, some do.

Do you have someone who you can be your complete self around? Overall.|| Yeah, just about.

Do you like to be called babe or baby more? Not really a fan of either but only person to call me that was my ex so maybe that’s why. haha. || I still don’t like it.

Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes? Yes. || Mhm.

What is the last song you heard? Didn’t you ask this.. || I already answered this.

Do you hate being the first person to start a conversation? Yes I’m terrible at it. || Ugh, yes.

Do you have alcohol in your house? Yes. || I think so.

Has someone smacked your butt in the past week? Haha no. || Nope.

Last place you fell asleep other then your bed? Hospital bed. || Hotel bed.

Are you nice to everyone? I think I am? I hope I don’t come off as anything but. || I think so.

Did you ever lose a best friend? Yes. || Yes. I feel like I’ve lost the two I had.

Are you feeling guilty about anything right now? No. || Yes. A lot of things.