#LOOK A T THE M FUC K ME

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☆ . . . LEARN THE ALPHABET WITH SAGE!

A is for — “And here I thought Jake would’ve been the first to lose a limb.” Playing COD and other shooting games with the boys.

B is for — "Bitches love me bitches love me-" Jake on live and going to ask Sage if she wanted to join. Only to open the door and hear her screaming the lyrics to a song. Jake immediately slamming the door shut after hearing her.

C is for — “¿Cómo te va? Ten cuidado. No te caigas.” Teagan randomly switching languages when speaking to the boys in a en-o’clock ep and not even realizing it for a good 20 minutes.

D is for — "DEEZ NUTS!...I'm sorry." Her on a live, and letting the intrusive thoughts win, pt. 1.

E is for — “EVERYTIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING!" Karaoke with Heesung, Jay, and Sage is chaotic to say the least.

F is for — "FUC-FLIPPING FONGTASTIC PENGUINS!" Teagan stubbing her toe on the counter in I-land.

G is for — "Get me out of here.." Sage looking towards the cam during a live, with Niki and Jake, like she's in the office.

H is for — "HEKVSFKJASK-" Her literally getting choked out by Niki when they were roughousing and him dragging her off the side.

I is for — "I’ve accidentally indulged in too much ‘me time’ and must now suffer the consequences." Sage leaving her room after 24 straight hours of gaming and just hanging out and almost falling due to lack of iron.

J is for — “Just take me out! I wanna go back to bed." The group playing paintball while on a variety show episode and Teagan standing in the middle of the arena with her arms open.

K is for — "Kill me and I'll haunt you for the rest of your days, Kim Sunoo." Enhypen playing Mafia together.

L is for — "Likeee- You can’t sit with us.” Enhypen playing a game on one of her vlogs where you have to guess the person they’re pretending to be.

M is for — “MONSTER ENERGY!” Playing that one guessing game with headphones and Teagan being absolutely wrong in her guess.

O is for — “One more week of being stuck here with this *bleeep* cabeza de mierda and you will find a dead body.” Sage whilst on i-land and the boys keep eating all her favorite snacks when she started her period.

P is for — “Please, for the love of Christ, stop throwing monopoly money like we’re in a strip club!” A clip from one of her vlogs on Enhypen's group game nights.

Q is for — "QUACK QUACK HOE!" There's compilation of Teagan accidently cursing in public on YouTube somewhere, I just know it.

R is for — "RAAHHHH!!” Sage randomly using British slang out of nowhere and the boys getting confused.

S is for — “Shit..Oh fuck!…Who said that??” Her in the background of one of the other’s lives and dropping something and cursing.

T is for — "This is our village idiot—" Sage showing off her family pet, Rex, in a vlog.

U is for — "Ur joking.. Ur joe-king." The girl mimicking that one tiktok trend and dying of laughter on live.

W is for — "WAKE UP IN DAY ONE!" Shouting the lyrics to their song during a karaoke challenge.

X is for— "XYNDNDK” The girl falling out of her chair while laughing in an en-o’clock episode.

Y is for — “Yang Jungwon, I know you are not killing people without me!!!” Sage messing/joking with Jungwon when they all played Among Us together.

Z is for — "Zesty? Girl what.." Sage reading comments on live and laughing at goofy ones.

should really be named sage can't stop cursing pt.1

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STAR TREK: ENTERPRISE S4E18 "In A Mirror, Darkly Part 1"

oh my god its the freaking scene from the tng star trek movie. of vulcans landing and meeting zefram.

im sorry the vulcans getting shot lik ehtat was horrifying but also wt fis this non intro??? what is THIS WHAT IS THIS INTENSE INTRO MUSIC OH MY GOD OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOD MIRRORRRVERSESESE FUCKKKK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HOLY SHIIIIIIITTTTTUHHHHHH FUUUCKKK MEEEEEEEEE THIS INTRO GOES SO HARD THOUGH HOLD ON WAIT WHAT THE FUCK OH M;Y GOD I STARTED CRYING INSTANTLY WHEN IT HIT ME OH MY GOD IM FUCKIGN CRYING RIGHT NOWWW nah mirror linda park is lame boo

i like scruffy hair archer not hedgehog man XD PORTHOS NO COME BAKCK BEAGLETHOS linda and archer idk about that but also oml how archer caught her knife

oh my god first time we getr to see on screen tholian

im sorry but when archer said "break him"… sorry but some of hte best anger ive seen in post tos star trek series is archer. eugh hearing a dude as the computer voice is so odd majel come bacvk man if i could draw my face while watching all this ent mirrorverse haha blakc haired archer interesting OH MY GODDDA AAAAA ITS AN NC CONSTITUTIONAL CLASS STAR SHIP OH SHIIIT

dont tell tpol to shut up rude FUCKING DEFIANTTTTT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THAT SHAPE THE BEAUTY OH MY FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAA THE PHAAAAASSSEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR FUCKKK M EMMEMEMEE IM JUST SQUEALING THIS WHOLE EPISDOE THE THOLIAN WEEBBBB FUCKKKK

THE FUCK ING BRIDGEEEEEE IM CRYINGGGGGG IM YELLING AJOFDASIJOAGJ PLOEASE HELP ME SOMEONE PLEASE HELLPP MEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ITS THE BRDIGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA the drigee the chair the sounds thje buttons the fucking everyhgign the screen the lift IM DYINGGGG this music at the end literally movie ending music fuck me

THE FUCKING GREEEEEEN SHIIIIIIIRRRRRRT IM FUCKING CRYING IM IN TEARS HELLP MEEEEE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUC FH THE PANTS IM im gonna faint oh my god im going to me l t help help me dude. what a fucking honour it must be to get to wear those clothes, hold those props, press those buttons, see those lights, hear those sounds… from where it all began….. what a f u c k i n g honour. G GG G G GORRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

whooAAAAAAAOHAAA seeing that animated gorn hol y shit i miss the disco eyes and the dress BUT IS HE WEARING THE DRESS THOUGH? THE DRESS? sorry seeing archer slide in from archers let was funny they should make a fucking star trek escape room. please. please. why has this not been done yet. PLESE. oh m;y god lok at the interiouir i want my house to ook like this i dont fucking care THE COMMUNICATORSS no but that green shirt works great on archer oh my god tpol has eye shadow THE FUCKING EYE SHADOW ugh the og phaser looks so nice to hold it looks so nice in the hand ugh i love all of it im fucking i cant contain myself OH OHHHH THATTTT GORNNNNNNNN THOUGHHHH??? NO I MISS HIS DISCO EYESSSSSS BRING BACK THE DISCO EYESSSS OH MY GOD HE HAS THE DRESSSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS THE MOST IMPORTANT FACTOR HEEEE HASS THEEE DRESSSSSSS FUCKKKKKKKK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 3D CHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS nobut gorn looked the BEST in tos… am i wrong though. am i wrong. oh my fuck.

UGHHH BEARDED VULCAN UGHHH MY GOD THE WAY THE DEFIANT LOOKS SWOOPING IN FROM THE RIGHT LIK EHTAT OH MY GOD SEX XY OH MY GFUCKING SO SEXXXXYYYY UGHHHH SHES SOO MUCH BIGGER TAHN NX I MEAN YEAH OFC BUT TO SEEEE IT LIKE THAT IS NEXT LEVEL OH MY GOD THIS IS JUST TOO MUCH THIS IS TOO MUCH A TREAT I AM KJUST 'IJAYHTEI

im not into mirror linda park and archer lmaoooo ugh yesss the colourful wooden slices for data chips yesss AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE WAYYYY HOSHIIIII HOLDS THE KNIFEEEEE SULLUUUUU MY BAAAYYYYBEHHHHHH oof sorry but to see tpol punch like taht is so ummfph please i want to eat a vulcan knuckle sandwich

nah not my linda park sorry but damn she LIVES her roles love it. oml EMPRESS PARK ill TAKE IT.

[lord-explosion-baku]

Sister Complex

Bakugou x Step Sister!Reader

Warnings: s m u t, dubcon, pseudo-incest(they’re not biologically related because I’m a coward), uhhh tickling?

A/N: It’s been a minute since I’ve written something spicy for Baku-bb. Idk why it’s a hard for me to do this for one of my favorite characters lolol. I had to make things a little fucky because I’m me, but I have no shame. At least it’s not another yandere piece?? Here’s some nasty trash. the spicy bits are short, but they’re there, and uhhh everyone is 18+, obviously.

Bakugou would have had an easy morning—He’d woken up early and had been able to rest his eyes and daydream for a bit—stretch out, relax, take it easy. He could’ve fallen back asleep and dreamt for maybe forty minutes more, too. It would’ve been nice, if it hadn’t been for those damn kneecaps digging into his hips. 

“Katsukiii!” You crooned, poking at his sides through his bed’s comforters. Bakugou felt you ease your weight farther up his abdomen. At most, it was bothersome, but nothing compared the heat burning off of his cheeks that was trapped in with him under the covers. He was suffocating, not only from needing to gulp some of the cool, morning air, but your breasts that were undeniably pressed up against his chest were far too much for him to handle. Soft and squishy. He had half a mind to grab a hold of them, to teach you a lesson about respecting the let your big brother sleep in rule, just to see you make the fucking adorable embarrassed face you made whenever he teased you. He could have. It wasn’t like you were strong enough to fight him off of you. However, when you started sharing the bed, unaware of how your pelvis was grinding against his pulsing morning-wood, he decided to let you go at it for as long as he could take it. 

“Katsuki, please wake up,” you whined again, pulling against the sheets Bakugou had a vice grip on. “I’m booored.” 

You gave him a little jump and Bakugou couldn’t help but imagine what it would feel like to slip inside of you. It wasn’t his fault. He wasn’t the one prancing around the house in those tight shorts that hugged that pert little ass for yours so perfectly. Hell, you were probably wearing them right now and all he’d have to do is slip them to the side…

Bakugou groaned at the thought, blowing his sleeping facade. “Why don’t you go on a jog? You’re heavy.” 

You let out an incredulous gasp, stealing the pillow out from under Bakugou’s head. “That’s so rude!!” You slammed your weapon down, once against his chest, and again onto his head. “You’re such an asshole!” 

Bakugou grabbed your wrist. 

“My darling little sister,” he growled out sarcastically, tightening his hold when he saw your eyes narrow. You hated being called little sister on the account that you were only a tiny bit younger and not biologically related to him. That hardly mattered; he’d call you just about anything to be able to see you blush like that. “Get the hell out of my room or you’re gonna regret this.” 

“Let go!” You tried yanking weakly out of Bakugou’s hold, but his grip was too sturdy, and it only led to him pulling you closer to him so your head was leveled with his. “Stop.” 

“You gonna beat it or what?” 

You huffed, the sweet scent of your freshly brushed teeth filling Bakugou’s head. He wanted to taste you.

“No,” you said, pouting. “You’re going to sleep the whole day away. Mom and dad are gone and I was gonna make breakfast for you and me.” 

“I can eat when I’m ready.” 

“Aw, come onnn. Don’t be like that!” Still locked in his hold, you pushed your breasts against him. With that low-cut shirt you were wearing, Bakugou saw your perfect tits push up against his chest, plush and round, beautifully formed, and practically begging to be groped. He hoped you didn’t do that to any other man; nobody would have the same restraint he’d managed to retain. 

Or so he thought. But then you had to make a face. You had to make that adorable fucking face and then you had to whisper so sickenly sweet, albeit teasingly, “oniii-san,” on top of that. 

Bakugou sneered. This was the last straw. 

In one swift movement, Bakugou had you flipped over and pinned against the bed. He took you in—your curvy body flushed and helpless underneath him and on his bed drove him mad. Your shirt was hiked up just enough from his to see your belly button, your bare thighs on either side of his knees. You weren’t wearing a bra, so Bakugou could see your hard nipples poking through the thin material of your tee. You might’ve been a brat, but you were the cutest fucking brat he’d ever seen. 

“I warned you to leave, but you didn’t listen,” Bakugou’s husky morning voice brought goosebumps to your arms. Good. “So now you’re gonna have to suffer the consequences.” 

Before you could object, Bakugou’s hands flew to your ribcage and he began tickling you. You screamed and squirmed and tried to kick your legs out, but Bakugou kept you at bay by sitting back on your legs. Soon your squeals became wails… or maybe—maybe moans… and Bakugou ached for you. 

“Okay!!!” You cried, your chest jetting in and out rapidly. “Stop! Please, please, ahhhhah, I can’t take it anymore!!!!” 

Bakugou grabbed both of your wrists and pinned them to the bed above your head. You panted underneath him, your hair a mess. You had to know how you appeared to him with your eyes lidded like they were, your lips parted so subtly, so invitingly, all just for him. 

“Had enough?” Bakugou croaked, his restraint crumbling. You pouted your beautiful lips and nodded once. He scoffed. He wasn’t done. “I don’t think you have…” 

Bakugou leaned down so his lips were a hair away from your ear. He could smell your hair; the aromatic, buttery fragrant seemed to make you even more of the treat he longed to taste. He whispered, gruffly, “call me oni-san again.” 

“Um, Katsuki-“ you started and stopped, your breath wavering. Your voice made him pulsate against your thigh. After a moment, he realized you were craning your neck, trying to look down. Bakugou’s words caught in his throat. 

You laughed. “Wow, oni-san, I didn’t realize how much of a pervert you were!” 

“Shut up,” he hissed, not daring to move away—not when he was so close to you.

“My mom’s gonna love this. She might even leave your dad after I tell her that you have some sort of sick sister complex.” 

“You were the one moaning,” Bakugou rasped. “‘m sure she’ll love hearing how much her perfect princess loves having her big brother’s hands all over her.”

“I was not-!”

“No?” Bakugou prompted with a smirk against your neck. Then he took the initiative. He dragged his tongue across your soft, shuddering flesh, trailing a line up to your ear. 

“H-hey,” you whimpered, bringing your hands to his arms right below his shoulders. You pushed, but not enough to tell Bakugou that you really wanted him to let off. At this, he decided to bring his hand to your soft tummy and push it up and under your shirt so he could palm your breast, twisting your nipples harshly between his fingers. They were incredible—you felt incredible, and Bakugou hungered for more. 

“Kat-“ you breathed, your hips bucking up and against him. Bakugou grinded against you, the friction between his light pajama pants and your center setting his nerve endings aflame. “Ahhh, Katsuki…”

Bakugou’s body went hot at hearing his name fall from your lips in such a sensuous way. He snickered and growled, “now, who’s the pervert?” before biting down on the softest part of your neck. 

“O-oh, fuck,” you moaned, your voice cracking. You sunk your fingers into the back of Bakugou’s head and, for a moment, he thought you were going to try to pull him away from you. Instead, your nails tightened and untightened, giving him a nice little head massage. If anything you were pulling him further into you. You were enjoying this. 

A groan from Bakugou while he sucked harshly at your neck had your body shaking for him. You mewled while Bakugou’s hand traveled from your tummy down to your panties. The pads of his fingers rubbed around the damp mess at your core. You were already so wet for him. He could laugh. You weren’t the perfect little princess you pretended to be. 

Bakugou pulled away to admire the dark galaxy spot at the side of your neck he’d left. He wiped at his wet mouth and watched your brows knit together lightly, your cheeks dark with bewilderment. Seeing you torn apart like this was pure gold, which made him want to see just how far he could take this. 

“What a foul mouth you’ve got there, little sister.” Bakugou’s arm snaked around your waist, the fingers in your panties still toying with your pussy. “It’s only a good big brother’s job to clean it out for ya.” 

Forceful lips crushed against yours. You only resisted a little before Bakugou had your mouth parting for him. His tongue melted into yours and goddamn were you so sweet… hot... good—perfectly made for him to taste… to take. 

Bakugou kissed you. He touched you. He felt your heart pound against his chest while the two of you clambered to see who could kiss the other harder, and for a moment, he let himself forget that this was wrong—that this could get the both of you in deep trouble. And when he realized that, he didn’t give a shit. 

When Bakugou pulled away and both of his hands went to the waistband of your briefs, he looked you in the eyes and said, “you’re not gonna say a word.”

“Ngh-“

“-Cuz if you do, then everyone’s gonna know that you like to come into my room with nothin’ but a shirt and your panties. I’ll tell everyone that you like to moan when your oni-san marks your pretty little neck.” 

“You’re not serious!” You barked. Still you weren’t making any move to swat Bakugou’s hands away. 

“No?” Bakugou peeled your panties away. Your cunt blushed under his fierce, hungry gaze—he would’ve teased you for it, but at the moment, he couldn’t think about anything but fucking you.

Bakugou pulled his greedy cock out and gave you a fiery grin. Were you really not gonna stop him? You weren’t gonna offer him a peep of protest? He lined himself up with you, the reddened tip of his cock leaking pre-cum against your slicked up slit. 

“Katsuki, wait-!” 

Bakugou glared, daring you to say another word. He could already feel you palpitating against him. You wanted this, and he could tell; you just didn’t know how to say it. 

“Don’t act like you don’t wanna,” he said, “you’re sopping wet. It’d be a fucking crime not to take care of you myself. You’d be beggin’ to have me if the circumstances were any different anyways.”

“You’re such an arrogant little-!” 

Bakugou sunk into you before you could finish that sentence. Instead, your words were lost to a long, drawn-out moan; one that you probably tried to keep to yourself since he started touching you. 

He eased in and out of you, slowly memorizing all the soft ridges of your creamy pussy. Bakugou didn’t know when the next time he’d be able to claim such an excellent opportunity, so he had to savor you. You sighed for him and he wished that he had some sort of recorder so he could memorize those, too. He’d originally thought that your angelic facade was annoying, but with the way you looked right now—the way you sounded even, he couldn’t help but think about how perfect his little sister was. It pissed him off. 

“Do you know how nasty you are for letting me do this?” Bakugou huffed, his fingers digging into either side of your waist. “Not only are you a pervert, but you’re a fucking slut, too. Is that right?” 

You swallowed a moan and wrapped your arms around Bakugou’s neck as he dipped himself deeper into you, hitting your sweet spot. “Tssss-” you tried sounding passive, but even your scoff was uneasy. Hot. “No…”

“Huh?” Bakugou cracked a grin. “So you’re saying you’re only like this with me then. That’s good at least.” 

Bakugou kissed you, tasting your unspoken desire. He rolled his tongue around yours and you mewled into his mouth, humming as Bakugou brushed his long fingers through your hair. You gasped when he made a fist; the sudden noise made him snap his hips against you. He watched your face contort into the cutest, lustful expression, and Bakugou completely lost it.

Each thrust was assertive—an undeniable display of his dominance. Bakugou’s throbbing cock grooving against your plushy walls was more or less his way of following through with his promise that you were going to pay for bothering him this morning. By the look of your face falling apart before his eyes, that glistening sparkle of a renegade tear on your cheek, the beautiful wobble of your lips, you were sure to know not to test him again unless you wanted to suffer these same consequences. 

“Hah~ god…” You clenched around him after a particularly rough thrust, your face pulling into a cute scowl. 

“Whatsamatter, princess?” Bakugou’s index finger ran down your cheek to your chin. He centered your gaze directly on him. “Your big brother too much for you to handle?” 

“I just think it’s funny— ahhh~!” You bristled when Bakugou began dropping his hips to put a better hit on you. You grasped at the sheets and bit your lips, looking like you had to concentrate to continue what you were saying. “You’re—hhhah~ always muttering my name at night—looks like I know—ah-ah-hah, why~!” 

Bakugou didn’t miss a beat. Instead, his hand wrapped around your neck and he picked up the face, drilling you so intensely that your mouth lulled open to allow pretty, pathetic squeaks to tear out of your throat. 

“It’s good to know you like to listen,” he asserted in a strained voice. You were too cute with your face flushed like it was and fucking hell did you feel good squeezing around his cock. Bakugou knew he wasn't gonna last much longer, but by the way you kept fluttering around him, he knew you were teetering on the edge of release, too. “Next time you should try knockin’ on my door. You know you’d like to see what would happen.”

“Oh, please,” you countered, but it was too late for you. Your mouth fell open as Bakugou began hammering into you, hitting you hard and well enough to have you yipping like a little bitch for him. He’d always wished for this—for you, his little sister, maybe not by blood, but by bond, dirtied up in his sheets. He thought he could never have you, and yet, here you were, taking him beautifully. It was better than he’d imagined all those countless times he’d peeped at you changing in your room or stepping out of the bath. He’d thought that you’d mock him if you ever found out, but no; you were just as fucked up as he was. 

Bakugou reached down and ran circles around your saturated nub, enjoying the sight of your body shivering underneath him. You mewled and moaned for him, squeezing your eyes shut murmuring his name. It was both everything and not enough. 

“Oh, what, princess?” 

“Oh, please, oh please, please, god, oh my god, oni-san.” Your body started convulsing wildly. Bakugou had to grab a hold of your hips to keep his pace steady as he finished his last bout. Your nails clutched and dug into his arms as he felt his rouged relief build up and jet out, hot and heavy into your quaking cunt. 

Bakugou grunted when he pulled out, still pulsing from what you’d done to him. He watched you spill out white, hot seed onto the mattress before he fell on top of you, his forehead pressed to yours. He kissed your sweaty hairline, down the bridge of your nose, and landed on your lips. You kissed him back, albeit languidly, tuckered out from the good fucking your big brother gave you. 

Bakugou chuckled and rolled back into his bed, pulling your body so you were snug up against his bare, sweaty body. The two of you drifted off into a contented sleep. He was grateful that he got his extra forty minutes of rest, but when he woke up his stomach growled. 

“Shit.” Bakugou slithered around your sleeping body, trying harder than he usually would have not to wake you, only to have you grab his hand when he got out of bed. Such a fucking cutie. “Whaddya want?” 

“I… was going to make us breakfast,” you said bashfully, probably mulling over what the two of you had just done. 

“Nah, stay in bed. I’ll whip somethin’ up.” Bakugou brought your hand to his lips and gave it a light kiss. “You’re shit at cooking anyways. Just let your oni-san take care of everything.” 

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[mangomochi-yn]

[pretty setters tie your hair]

all of haikyuu’s pretty setters x reader

g. v self indulgent fluff wc. 9-12 bullets/ea

contains. sugawara k., kageyama t., atsumu m., oikawa t., semi e., akaashi k., shirabu k., kenma k.

sugawara

starting with this sweetheart ✨

will use pink or baby blue elastics!!

yknow that one mom that does rad hairstyles but you can literally see the child’s scalp?

yeah thats him

he’ll do like a two half ponies that meet into one big pony

but then you feel like your hairs gonna rip off 💀 (yeah this for sure won’t come off throughout the day)

you don’t have the heart to tell him cause he looks so satisfied and happy with tho so 😔

but bear with it and he’ll give you a sweet smile and kiss to your (now very clean) forehead!!

all in all 8/10 and a hug where you nuzzle his neck (hard enough to loosen some strands hopefully) 😁

kageyama

😬 awkward baby!

very very hesitant when you ask and is for sure like nah no thank u

but a few pouts and puppy eyes and he’ll give 😉

and boy suprise suprise!!

he’s actually decent

pretty good actually 👌

(maybe cause he has a big sis that he might’ve seen tie her hair a few times)

so he would’ve been perfect even but alas... the boy’s awkwardness degrades it a bit

this boy he literally avoids touching your neck for some reason

and ur like wat

so 7/10 dont forget to give him thank you kisses 😘

atsumu

ugh love this man but bitch right of the bat 2/10 and maybe a punch to the face 👊

this boi is the devil i tell ya

“eh? ya can’t even tie yer own hair? lol what a scrub”

“fuc u tsumu it’s supposed to be cute” 😠

so. many. loose. ends.

and you don’t even get how cause hes so harsh??

he accidentally tugs your ear and laughs as he “apologizes”

clowns you so much too sayin your hair strands look fat 😪 (like not thick but fat)

literally you look like a clown in the end

and you didn’t even know you could look that sloppy

oikawa

then we have pretty boi... 🙃

could’ve been a solid 7.5 but bitch

does the u g l i e s t hairstyles

(you should’ve known when he agreed so easily and excitedly)

like boy you really do your own hair so nice but no justice for me?? where is the love..

says he’s “experimenting” 🤦‍♀️

and uses 15 different colored elastics and makes you look like a sprinkler (little did you know he was going for an alien look)

like his ties were actually nice and neat but cause of the ugly hairstyle they end up messy and youre just agshdhshshd

laughs manically the whole time 😑

6/10 and a harsh pinch to the waist (boi even had the auDaciTy to complain when u re-tie it)

semi

this babe 💔

he’s... not very good

but does his best!!

gets a bit frustrated too cause like when a strand falls and he goes to pick it up another that was already in his hand falls and hes like 😠 ??? (that one pout he makes)

(so maybe dont ask him again cause poor thing)

(he ties with his fingers wide open like he tryna toss your head or sumn)

compliments a lot tho so you’re like 🥺 ily

“your hair’s really soft babe” “your shampoo smells good too” ughh big phat uwu busted 💕

takes his time choosing the cutest accessory to make up for how its.. not looking too nice

so 6/10 and his fave tuna rolls cause baby deserves it!!

akaashi

ah. here he is

the perfect one™

basically suga but so much more gentle

no hesitation when you ask him too (mama im in love 🥰)

styles aren’t too intricate unlike suga so theres that

theyre v simple but like he still makes them so nice

and the way he softly threads his fingers as he brushes your hair to untangle them before starting?? 😭

idek what else to say man is perfect just 💍

smiles softly when you turn around to face him

so yes 10/10 and my whole heart forever thanks 🙏

shirabu

ma big brains boy 💜

tough part is to get him to do it

he’ll literally sneer and youre like 🙂 bitch

so bug him some more and he’ll give (or if you pretend to ask someone else lol)

then youre ready for the tugs and pain but actually you’re met with... pure gentleness?

👁👄👁 “r u starting already?”

“uhm yeah duh”

soft touches here and there and you literally melt

(sometimes u think he’s being a lazy tease but nah he just doesn’t wanna hurt u)

sadly though this makes it a bit sloppy but like the experience by itself was just👌

try to ask him to redo it and he’ll just roll his eyes

so 8/10 do not ever try to redo it yourself cause if you do he will never do it again after

kenma

ashdhfjskkl lastly our bby boi!! 🥰

lemme tell u 9/10!!!

baby boi has long hair himself so he will be good!

has perfected the messy but cute and effortless look

(cause that is literally him— effortlessly cute)

only tough part is finding an opportunity to ask him

like he won’t say no but whenever hes gaming (aka 24/7) hes just so 🥺 how do you interrupt that

so ya gotta wait till hes walking back from the bathroom or something!!

and he’ll be like oh okay sure

very nimble and soft movements

though it ends too quick cause boy knows what hes doin already 😔

overall, anytime you get him to do it is a blessing in itself. a literal slice of heaven. so never take it off

a/n. all these boys are all the dream boys just saying and i would gladly sell my soul to have hair my tied by any one of them thanks

[hcpefulmarshmallow]

NSFW Alphabet.

-I started writing this up forever ago because I saw it around, figured I might as well, and then forgot. Pretty sure the original list was made by @/fairy-tail-babes, but do correct me if I’m wrong. Happy Sinday, feel free to steal.

A = Aftercare      ---Afterward, Nagito tends to be quite affectionate, if a little lethargic. He'll compliment his partner a lot, and whisper sweet and loving things in a low, soft voice. At times he comes across as a little clingy, even scared that the intimacy will end there and his partner is going to up and leave. But with plenty of cuddling, some softspoken words, and a nap, his partner is going to have one happy marshmallow on their hands. 

B = Body part     ---He doesn’t really have a favorite part of his own body. Nagito has never thought of himself as especially handsome, or especially hideous. In fact, he’s never thought about his appearance much at all. That said, if he S/O shows a preference for something (usually his hair or his eyes, let’s be real), then he will take better care of that part of him. As for his partner, he often has a strong appreciation for their hands, chest, and neck. He’ll find their hands fascinating because of the wonderful duality about them. Kissing their fingertips can be either the most chaste, adoring act in the world, or the most suggestive, with only the smallest change in technique. He loves that he can hold their hand in public around other people, but also during their most private, intimate moments. He can spend hours just watching his fingers entwine with theirs. As for the chest thing, aside from the obvious, one of his favourite places to kiss his S/O is just above their heart, and likewise, he will probably melt if they did the same to him. He considers his lover’s very life to be an absolute miracle, and the pinnacle of hope, so something symbolic of that - like their heartbeat - is comforting to him, and he adores falling asleep to the sound of it. And finally, aside from finding the curve of their neck very alluring, he likes kissing them there, and also just nuzzling while he holds onto them. It’s a very secure, comfortable place to be. He can hear them breathing, breathe in their scent, and block out the world for a little while. 

C = Cum     ---Nagito has something of a double standard in this regard. He finds his own viscerally disgusting (along with pretty much everything else about himself), but he’s very comfortable with his partner’s. He will probably go into shock the first time they swallow. He won’t hate it though.

D = Dirty Secret      ---The fact that he has a dirty side probably is his secret. He tends to assume that people will assume the worst of him, so if anyone knows he had a horny thought in his life, they’d probably think he’s a pervert, on top of being useless and stupid. Thus, such thoughts tend to come with a lot of shame and frustration for him, as does every desire for anything gratifying that he feels. 

E = Experience      ---No. Generally, he prefers only to participate in sex with someone he deeply cares for -- a preference he’d rarely ever stray outside of, and only under certain, strenuous circumstances. Between Nagito’s own selectiveness, and tendency to drive people away (either consciously or subconsciously), he doesn’t have many willing suitors. Rest assured, though, he’s very perceptive and a fast learner. It doesn’t take long to figure out what he’s doing. 

F = Favourite Position      ---Any position that allows for eye contact and plenty of touching. Bonus points if they’re close enough to kiss. He likes to look at his partner while they do the fucc, and marvel at everything about them. 

G = Goofy     ---At first, a little bit. He’ll laugh a lot as he does when he’s nervous, and may act uncharacteristically clumsy. Once he’s comfortable, it’s more a matter of what kind of what they’re about to do. Though, he’s never too serious to smile for the person he loves. 

H = Hair      ---The people want to know, and thus, they shall: yes. His hair is the same colour all over. Do with that what you will. 

I = Intimacy      ---Nagito is the type to go the extra mile to make every time special. It can honestly be a little exhausting, especially if he and his S/O already live busy lives. He spends a lot of time on foreplay, and will pour his whole entire soul into making his partner feel loved and special. Every. Single. Time. So yeah, as with all other aspects of his personality, he can be tiring and painstaking at times; but he’s always worth the extra effort. Every time with him is a whole experience.

J = Jack Off      ---Typically, something he does to blow off steam every now and again, with nothing in particular on his mind. When he starts to crush hard on someone, he’s surprised to find himself thinking of them more and more, even during his...private moments. The first time that happens, he’s surprised at how much more intense it makes everything feel, and he has to stop and take a cold shower. In part, because he wasn’t prepared for it; and in part, out of shame alone. Eventually he can’t stop himself and does finish and it’s the most intense orgasm he’s ever given himself -- only to wind up not even looking that person in the eye for a good week. His fantasies while masturbating tend to be rather benign, too. It’s more abstract sensations - like the way a person smells, or the sound of their voice - than anything literal. 

K = Kink     ---You know, the whole #letnagitogetpegged2kforever thing started as a meme on this blog. It was initially “hey someone be nice to him uwu” and gradually evolved into, “for the love of god rail him please i swear”. In case it isn’t clear, I tend to use these kind of things as shorthand for my many, many rants on how Nagito is a Good Boy and Deserves Love, like the filthy apologist I am. It goes hand-in-hand with the running joke that his kink is love and affection -- though let’s be real, nothing makes him drop his pants faster than being made to feel loved, adored, and safe. Nothing.     That said, he will jump at the chance to be f’d in the a’, all the while insisting, “you don’t have to do this if you don’t want to”. Plenty of kisses and kind words, and some light hair pulling, and he will fall to pieces. He also really, really likes going down on his partner. If his S/O is smaller than him, seeing them in his clothing and nothing else does Things he can’t quite explain. If his S/O is stronger than him, he finds he enjoys being manhandled a little or pinned, so long as they’re at a point where he’s totally comfortable with them. He enjoys teasing and being teased, and hearing whatever noises he can elicit from his partner. Praise works so many kinds of wonders. The first person to tell him he’s not actual human garbage for whom death is too good will own his soul, I swear.

L = Location      ---Bed. Yeah, I know. But it’s familiar, comfortable, and well-equipped that he can take his time and give his partner his all. 

M = Motivation      ---It’s really not difficult to get him going. If his S/O makes their intentions clear, all it takes is a few indecent words and well-placed touches, and his interest is piqued. He is very touch-starved, what do you want?

N = NO     ---As a general rule, Nagito doesn’t like things that remind him of unpleasant times in his life. Nor would he want anything to depersonalize the experience, undermine his sense of safety, or is likely to go wrong due to his luck. No pain, and as much as he might pretend otherwise, no degrading. If he actively asks to be degraded, it’s a sign that he’s too involved in his self-loathing to be enjoying himself, and it’s probably time to take a break. Nothing unsanitary. Nothing that keeps him from being able to communicate, even if he’s not very good at it. He wants very badly to enjoy being tied up, because the idea of handing over that kind of ultimate trust to his partner is thrilling. However, that’s the kind of thing that needs a lot of working up to. He’s been tied up before in his life. Didn’t go well for him.      As an aside, Nagito is, as we all know, very bad at communicating his limits, especially if he feels they aren’t shared. It will likely take some intuiting on the part of his S/O to help suss him out a little. He is how he is. But he’s trying. 

O = Oral      ---He doesn’t mind receiving, of course, but definitely prefers giving. He’s pretty good at it, too. Sometimes he’ll exhaust his S/O that way, and be quite content even if that’s all they do. 

P = Pace      ---Left to set the pace himself, Nagito tends to take things slow. Agonizingly so. He likes to make it last. Like I said: every encounter is an Experience. 

Q = Quickie      ---Quickies don’t work for him as a replacement for sex for all the reasons above - it’s just not enough time to do all the things he wants to do - but for leaving him breathless and wanting more, as a precursor to later on, they’re pretty effective. 

R = Risk      ---The word “risk” is a strange one for Nagito. Due to his luck, he can get away with a lot more than most people. This has probably lead to a share of escapades with the right adventurous-type S/Os. 

S = Stamina      ---You know, regrettably, it’s not the best, once the actual fuccing begins. He’s pretty easily overwhelmed. But what he lacks in stamina, he makes up for in every other way. He would never want to leave his partner disappointed. 

T = Toy      ---Nagito is not opposed to the use of toys, either giving or receiving. Generally speaking, he’s pretty open-minded about trying new things, and if they work out, he’s happy to incorporate them into their regular routine. 

U = Unfair      ---Yet another long-running joke on his blog is that Nagito doesn’t deserve rights because he is a bottom. And you know what? That’s fair. Most of the time, he will default to - and be comfortable in - a more submissive role. But that isn’t to say he won’t be just as gifted at, and have just as much fun, taking control of things every now and again. And for someone so polite and composed and otherwise relaxed, it’s almost disorienting how easily that switch is flipped. Nagito has a silver tongue and a strong knack for finding peoples’ weak spots. He can tease his partner for hours, and if that wry smile is anything to go by, he really, really enjoys it. What I’m saying is, Top!Nagito is very powerful and should be feared.

V = Volume      ---So, you know how it’s physically impossible for him to shut up at any given moment? Yeah. Outside of his usual rambling about how his partner is a perfect, wonderful person who he loves with all his heart, interwoven with other filth not at all for polite company, he moans and whines a lot. Especially as he becomes more and more worked up, and less and less coherent. Sometimes he will try to muffle himself with his hand or a pillow (particularly early on while he’s still self-conscious); most of the time, he won’t bother. At a certain point it may be nearly impossible for him to control the sounds he’s making, so if some quiet is needed, it may be up to his partner to find a way to keep his mouth occupied. 

W = Wild Card      ---Nagito has an intense fascination with intricate lingerie. You know, the type that has a million straps and pieces and whatnot. Not just for all the obvious reasons -- he really does enjoy trying to figure out how all this complicated clothing works, and can spend ages just tracing it all with his fingers in amazement. RIP to the S/O who was trying to rile him up to make things move faster. What can he say? It’s the puzzle-solver in him. 

X = X-Ray      ---Slightly above average. He’s not overwhelming, but nowhere near disappointing, either. Once time, an anon submitted a logical deduction that explains this in full. I fucking love this community. 

Y = Yearning      ---His sex drive isn’t too high, but it’s high-er when he’s alone with his S/O more. In case it isn’t crystal yet, sex is primarily something he uses to express the way he feels about someone, and seek the contact he’s so desperate for. The deeper he’s fallen for someone, the stronger his desires will be -- or at the very least, the more likely he is to honour them, rather than bury his need for love and pretend it doesn’t exist.  

Z = ZZZ      ---He tries. He really does. But after a long session, he’s probably too tired to stay awake for very long. It seems only appropriate to end this list as it began: with plenty of cuddling, some softspoken words, and a nap, his partner is going to have one happy marshmallow on their hands.

[not-so-mundane-after-all]

My absolute favorite thing in Descendants 3 (besides the soundtrack, which is 🔥🔥🔥) is the progression of Mal's realtionship with Hades. I have a weak spot for those kinds of relationships so it obviously won me over from the first second. All her life, Mal's only knowledge about her father was what her mother has told her - and considering this whole "you abandoned me when I was a baby" thing and her attitude towards him, Maleficent hasn't told her anything remotely positive. And then he jumps out with "No. I left your mother." implying that there's a whole story behind it, a story Mal doesn't know about and fuck, did they realy had to put this whole thing in the last movie of the franchise? There could be a whole ass angsty backstory, where Hades wanted this kid, wanted to be in his daughter's life, but Maleficent, being not the easiest person to get along with, did something to prevent that. She had always wanted power - she says in the first movie how she and Mal can rule together. Why Maleficent would even want to share? I don't think she would. Mal is a witch demigod - if you're familiar with Percy Jackson novels, you know how powerful that kind of combination can be. To have such a power bomb as a kid? Yeah, it's obvious she would want to keep this to herself. So Hades had no choice but to leave. But he still keeps an eye on his daughter from the distance. I mean, the way their first scene was written? Their first interaction in the movie? It's obviously not their first meeting, even if they are not in each other's lives. Mal holds a life-long grudge against him, thanks to her mother no less, and Hades, after 16 years of dealing with this bullshit, just plays the part. But during the song his real emotions sometimes leak through the facade. I'm sorry, but the line "I've given you everything by giving you nothing" hit me hard. It means that he actually believed Mal would be better of without him. But then he sings "How 'bout I go with you and we'll spend some time?" and "Let's make new memories, you can show me the town" meaning he wants to catch up and reconcile. But of course Mal sees some kind of hidden agenda behind it - for her, he's doing it because she's going to be queen soon and he wants to take advantage for that. If you analyze the lyrics, their entire number, despite having a happy, rock and roll upbeat melody, is extremely sad and angsty. She then demands the ember from him, and he gives it to her in the end - and why would he give away his only source of power? Because she's his daughter, and he can see how much of him is actually in her, even though she was raised by Maleficent. She's confident, she gets what she wants and she's not afraid to ask and demand. And he's proud - if the "That's my girl" comment is any indication. Then Celia reveals to Mal that Hades was "always asking about her" and this is the first time Mal has a proof that he actually cares. But she pushes it to the back of her mind, because there's more immediate problem at hand.

When they bring him to Auradon by the end of the movie, Mal gets another proof. "Actually he might do it for me." she says but she gambles. She doesn't know if he will come to save Audrey. Why would he even care? But he came. Because she was the one to ask. You think he would come if it was the Beast or Audrey's Family to ask? No way. He says "I didn't have much choice." but I feel like it's more about not having a choice in being dragged there by guards, handcuffed, than about agreeing to come. He does it all for Mal. No hidden agenda. If there was one, he wouldn't let those guards handcuff him again, he wouldn't be so calm about it. And when they take him away... Mal's face broke me. It was like she wanted to say "wait, no! Don't take him!" and then she gathered up the courage to go after him. That whole scene made me weep. All it took was "I'm gonna have to miss you all over again." and I'm sobbing. Maybe I'm reaching, but for me, when he said "Thanks for the glimpse of the sun", it meant so much more than that. And when Mal kisses his cheek... It's a Thank you, I forgive you, I'll miss you and I love you all in one. He gives her the ember back (again, his main source of power) and winks at her, as if to say keep it, it's yours. She holds it to herself, tears streaming down her face and I think this is the moment she makes a decision to take down the barrier. Because there's no way she ever wants to be separated from him again.

Which brings us to their best (or at least the cutest) scene in the movie.

"Am I invited to the wedding?"

At this point I was jumping on my bed, screaming. What an entrance! Kudos to Ben being completely frozen, even though he was able to keep his cool durring their first meeting. But it was business then. He was a king back there. Now he's boy who is facing his girlfriend's (well, fiance's) scary dad for the first time. You thought Maleficent was bad? Well, buckle up! And Mal just jumps into her father's arms with that cute laugh and my heart melts every time I'm watching this scene. And how Hades smiles at her and slowly hugs her back, first one arm, then the other, and then he just snuggles to her and I think he even kisses her head, and I'm here like 😍😍😍 At this point you know that past is the past, they're both ready to start over and rebuild this relationship, and they couldn't be happier about it. A new beggining indeed. And I love how Hades shows his approval for her relationship with Ben, saying he's sure they will be happy together, and Mal is beaming. But the moment she doesn't look, The Scary Dad jumps out and he gives Ben this look that had me dying on the floor. I'm watching you. Hurt her and I'll end you. We stan a Protective Dad!Hades, YES! And Ben... Well, even beasts can be afraid sometimes. 😂😂

Oh, what I would give to see how it progresses further, and a prequel movie would be nice. Or a novel. Or at least fanfiction. I know this movie has been out for like only two days, but fanfic writers, chop chop! I'm starving 😂.

I love this whole thing with my whole heart and I wish we could get more. Congrats to Dove Cameron and Cheyenne Jackson - their chemistry was off the charts and their voices were perfectly matched. Well done, Kenny Ortega. 👏👏👏

Extra kudos for one more small detail - I love how Mal's hair got more and more blue every time she used the ember. Nice little thing they put there.

[ahtohallan-calling]

chapter 9 of it’s always ourselves we find is here!

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[kristanna / m / modern au / coworkers & enemies to lovers ;) ]

It was a marvel, really, how quickly she returned to him: his Anna, with all her ungraceful laughter and bright smiles and brighter eyes.

He thought of her as such not because he dared to think he had any real claim to her, but rather because this Anna, the one who had let go of his hand only to eat her lunch, was the one he’d grown so familiar with and fond of over the past months, the one who drove him absolutely insane in more ways than he could count.

Currently, she was in the midst of explaining in excruciating detail precisely how awful the two dates she’d been on with Hans had been, and Kristoff found himself laughing so hard his sides were beginning to hurt. 

“Seriously, Kris, it’s not funny,” she said between giggles of her own. “I ruined my tights crawling out the window, and I’d just bought them.”

“Sorry,” he managed to gasp. “Just-- I’m trying to picture how you even managed to get up on the ledge--”

“Shut up, you great big brute, not all of us can be the size of a tree.”

“Sorry,” he said again, though he wasn’t at all. “Just-- was it really that bad that you had to climb out of the bathroom window?”

She grew a little more solemn then. “Yeah, like-- like Hans ordered a salad for me, and said to put the dressing on the side, and of course I scarfed it down like a crazy person since I’d just been hiking all afternoon with my sister, and he was going on and on and on about his vision for the company, and I kept wondering what he’d do if I just reached across the table and stole a piece of his steak.”

Kristoff grew quieter, just watching her as she took a sip of her drink. Her gaze fluttered up to him after a moment, curious. “Cat got your tongue?”

He shifted awkwardly in his seat, weighing his words carefully for fear of using them carelessly again. “Just...wondering why you thought I’d do that to you on purpose.”

“Do what? Say what you did this morning?”

“No-- shit, I’m sorry again for that-- but I meant setting you up with Hans.”

She raised an eyebrow. “Was it really not on purpose?”

“Do you really think I’d do Hans Westergaard a favor like that?”

“A favor, huh?”

“Well,” he stammered, “he’s-- well-- you know how he is with pretty girls.”

A little smile slid onto her face. Please don’t ask me, he thought desperately, please don’t ask me if I think you’re pretty, because I can’t lie to you, Anna, not any more.

She tapped her chin thoughtfully. “So...okay. So from my perspective, it was like...I was in the break room with Jessica and Lissa, and they were trying to get you to ask me.”

“Wait, what?”

“Mhmm. That’s why they were like ‘hey, Kristoff, Anna needs a date to the fundraiser ball, do you know anyone who could take her?’, and then Hans came in--”

“That’s what it was! I didn’t see him, I swear. Sorry, go on.”

“So then why did you say ‘I’m sure Hans is on the lookout’?”

“I was being sarcastic. He brings a new girl to everything. I didn’t mean for him to actually ask you.”

Anna sat back, looking as if she’d just been handed the meaning of the whole universe. “You really didn’t? After the party-- which was awful, by the way, you didn’t miss anything-- I thought you’d set me up for it almost like a prank. And then he asked me out again in front of people, and I couldn’t really say no, so that’s how I ended up on the second one, and after that I was really convinced you hated me.”

Kristoff shook his head, leaning over the table, and said as sincerely as he could, “Anna, even if I did hate you, I wouldn’t wish that rat bastard on my worst enemy.”

She beamed at him so brightly he had a feeling she’d be holding his hand again if there weren’t plates in the way. He wished she would anyway; who cared about getting a little ketchup on your sleeve when a girl like that wanted to touch you?

A sudden thought struck him then. “Wait-- but why did your friends want me to ask you?”

Her cheeks turned a brilliant shade of scarlet. “For reasons.”

“What reasons?”

“Silly ones.”

“Anna,” he cajoled, half-singing her name and wondering in the back of his mind how she’d managed to make him act so...silly. “C’mon, you can tell me. It’s just your favorite worst enemy.”

“You can’t laugh,” she said sternly, her blush darkening. “Promise me.”

“I promise.”

She sighed and slanted her eyes away from him, leveling a determined glare at the shrimp tails on her plate. “Because I told them I thought you were handsome.”

He didn’t know what answer he’d been expecting, but it certainly hadn’t been that. “Seriously? You really thought that?”

She rolled her eyes as she dared to glance back up at him. “Oh, come on, Kristoff, as if you don’t know you’re all…” She waved a hand vaguely. “Big and blonde and. And your face and stuff.”

He wanted to take a long moment to let it sink in; it was almost too much for one day, realizing that Anna not only cared about his opinion, not only seemed to actually sort of like him, not only wanted to keep touching him-- but that she thought he was handsome. “Wow,” he heard himself saying. “I can’t believe it.”

“Okay, okay, well, it’s your turn in the hot seat, mister,” she said grumpily, though the effect was ruined somewhat by the still-red tips of her ears. “Why did you snap at me this morning?”

It was his turn to flush. “It was nothing. I was just-- just in a bad mood.”

“You’re always in a bad mood,” she said, her brows knitting together as she leaned over the table. “Tell me the truth.”

Fuck, that gave him a great view right down the front of her shirt, which definitely was not making this any easier. He tried not to shift too obviously in his seat as he kept his gaze firmly locked on her face. “Just-- one of those...things.”

And now she was reaching for him across the table, concern in her eyes as she settled that little hand over his arm, that little hand that he’d dreamed that morning she’d had wrapped around his cock, for god’s sake, and her voice was so gentle as she said, “Kris, just tell me the truth, please?”

He swallowed hard and shook his head in a last ditch effort to make her back down. She tilted her head to the side, confused, when suddenly understanding dawned in her eyes. “Oh.”

“It wasn’t ‘cause you were there,” he said quickly, although it most definitely had been at least in part because of that. “I promise I’m not a--”

She sat back a little, though she didn’t move her hand. He could tell she was trying to contain her mirth and spare him further embarrassment. “It’s okay. I’ve had boyfriends before, I know how it is.”

“It’s different,” he ground out, feeling his face heat further than he thought was possible. 

He realized suddenly that something else had dawned on her, that her amusement had transformed into realization-- of what, he wasn’t sure he wanted to know. He shifted awkwardly in his seat again, and at last she withdrew her hand, running it absentmindedly through her hair. “Sorry, again,” he muttered, looking anywhere but her eyes.

“It’s okay,” she reassured him. “Seriously. You can’t help it. And you already apologized enough for the other stuff.”

“I still feel bad. Let me make it up to you, let me buy your lunch or something, yeah?”

She waved him away. “Let’s just say you owe me one, maybe I’ll have you drive me to the print shop next time I need to pick up a banner or something.”

He blinked in surprise. “You don’t need a favor to ask me to do that.”

Her eyes softened. “Really?”

All Kristoff could do was nod, feeling grateful that the waiter chose that moment to come by with the check. As he began to do the mental calculations for what he’d have to give up next week to cover both of their meals, Anna said quickly, “We’re splitting it, no matter what he tries to say,” even as he began to fumble for his wallet. 

And damn, if that didn’t make him lo-- like her even more.

---

By the time he emerged from the bathroom, wearing his softest old t-shirt and sweatpants, Anna was already nestled under the blankets, keeping carefully to her side of the pillow wall. A little flutter in his chest accompanied the realization that she’d decided to keep their arrangement from the night before and hadn’t set a pillow between where their faces would be.

He came to a pause by his side of the bed. “Anna?”

“Hmm?” she asked, not looking up from her phone.

“Can I...this pillow here, the one by your shoulder...do you mind if I move that one and use it tonight? Sorry, I know it’s-- well, sharing a bed and all-- but my neck kind of hurts from staring at the screen all day, and--”

She did look up at him, a look of fond amusement on her face. “‘Course. Just don’t go getting fresh with me.”

He huffed out a laugh as he shifted the pillow to his side before climbing in bed next to her, being as careful as he could not to jostle the mattress too much. “Wouldn’t dream of it.”

(Except he would. And he had.)

He glanced over at her then, giving himself one last chance to take in the sight of her long, tawny lashes brushing down almost to her freckled cheeks each time she blinked. She noticed him staring and glanced up at him. “What? Have I got something on my face?”

“Are you gonna snore again tonight?” he asked, accompanying the words with an exaggerated wink just to make sure she knew he was joking.

She slid further down the pillows, set her phone on her nightstand with an exaggerated tap, and stretched one final time, arching her back enough he felt his mouth go dry, before turning lazily to him and giving him a smirk. “Depends. Are you gonna say my name in your sleep again?”

For a split second, he could have sworn every moving thing in his body came to a complete halt. Any half-asleep thoughts that had been trailing around his mind collapsed into the terrifying refrain of she knows.

“Anna?”

No response.

“Anna, did I really say that?”

She reached up and flicked off the light, leaving them in complete darkness. “Sweet dreams, big guy.”

He could hear the barely concealed laughter in her voice. Fuck, he was in massive trouble; there was no way he’d ever live this one down or that she’d let it go. He felt like a window fogged with steam, too warm and cloudy-minded as he struggled to come to grips with the fact that she knew he had feelings for her, knew he’d woken up hard because he’d dreamed of her-- and, the realization hitting him like a splash of cold water to the face-- she was still lying in bed beside him.

“Kristoff?”

“Yeah?” he asked, a little too quickly.

“Are you still awake?”

“Obviously.”

“Because you’re worrying you’ll say my name again?”

He swallowed so hard he wondered if she could hear it. And perhaps she could, because a moment later there was a rustling of the sheets, and that now-familiar little hand was resting on his chest as Anna’s fingertips idly traced patterns across the thin white fabric of his t-shirt. “It’s okay, Kris, really,” she said, her voice gentler now. “I thought it was sweet.”

Perhaps he was in less trouble than he’d thought.

He drew in a deep breath. Her hand began to slow, and then to pull away, but before she had entirely lifted it from his chest he set his own hand down over it, so suddenly he startled even himself. He heard a sharp intake of breath from her before her hand relaxed again under his, palm flattening just over his heart.

For a few minutes they simply laid next to each other, as he let his thumb slide back and forth over her hand. As he felt his heart rate slow under the gentle press of Anna’s hand, he heard her breath slow down, evening out until a faint snore escaped her. He couldn’t help but smile then, giving her hand one last squeeze before carefully setting it on the mattress between them and rolling on his side to face her.

“Good night, Anna,” he whispered, but the only response was another snore.

[achieveandhunt]

live typing extra life 2019

warning: this a fucking LONG post. if you plan on reading it all, godspeed.

i typed all of this as it was happening on stream so this gets progressively less coherent as i grow more sleep deprived. prepare yourselves. i may or may not go off topic at some points

larry vehemently vomiting pure malic acid. we’re off to a great start

what the fuck the soggy ass popcorn in that ranch jesus christ

lindsay in the song from AH the musical. i love her so much

jeremy going YAAAAAAY after someone eats a cursed oreo

matt getting AGGRESSIVELY kissed by larry

“this kiss this kiss” before geoff and jack kiss

geoff “i’m from alabama” ramsey

THIS FUCKING RANCH SEGMENT HAS ME GAGGING

jeremy “the alcohol demon the whiskey goblin” dooley

alfredo “you wont believe what the white people did today” diaz

DUSK BOYS DUSK BOYS DUSK BOYS GET THAT DICK ESSENCE

wait why does it sound like wonderwall

they look like characters from the matrix

the speaking parts. make my teeth hurt

in conclusion: they weren’t kidding abt the tight pants 

okay everyone get ready for eric soundboard spamming YEAH BABEY

“hi i’m from broadcast and i don’t want to be here” they represent themselves well

also, let’s take a second to appreciate broadcast here!! they have a really tough job and don’t get a ton of credit. lots of love to all of broadcast!!! you guys are awesome

i am: foreseeing problems with this eric sound board

which one is eric?? will the real eric please stand up?? was the real eric the one we found along the way??

“i’m... just really worried that i won’t ever find love-” “i really don’t care”

WHY DO THEY HAVE THAT ON THE SOUNDBOARD (what does that apply to? whatever it is you’re thinking of, but mostly “daddy wants some”)

ooh someone’s about to get a fReE tongue piercing from a pineapple

god dammit i went to the bathroom for thirty seconds and now they’re eating chad’s chest hair

owie the shock collar and belly slap look painful, but drinking natty light from a shoe? that’s a true punishment

“and this roast was brought to you by meundies”

ah yes what better way is there to end a segment than people throwing up

“man action” oh no

THROBERT MULVEINY

K A R B is blind in T W O of her eyes

“my last name is cottagecheese”

I HAVE A PIECE OF METAL SHOVED UP MY A S S 

chris has somehow managed to lose 23 years of age and roughly 412 pounds

“just open throat like baby bird” who the fuck is writing this and why is it jeremy

jon. jon you’re breathing in adam’s ass fumes

a summary of this segment: ass and cottage cheese

BARB IS HERE I REPEAT BARB IS HERE

“to fitness” -starts choking-

final fitness coach: tad, here to workout your issues so they can beat you into submission

“will you buy my wet” well i don’t see that on the raffle items

we’re back folks & i’m loving this walk around segment

moonball wall and gavin&michael will soon be reunited can we get an F in the chat

jeremy getting a borderlands tattoo is very on brand

what’s extra life without a little satan

“starvation army, putting lead back into paint, increasing childhood obesity” people in chat: TAKE MY MONEY

chris “i’m doing a different hole” demarais

ah yes. the game we all play in hell: twister

nobody edit chris getting mustard shot down his throat. i’m scarred enough from the original clip

oh fuck. oh god. the mayo. oh god what the fuck is up with the misuse of condiments this year

this just in: a human soul costs roughly $12,700

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urine: to help with aerodynamics

jon: maya, speak! maya: *the smallest arwoo*

today’s mvp: any dog. pick one. no matter which you pick, you’re right

how the fuck did blaine change back from satan so quickly

barb as a cat is... my new sleep paralysis demon

blaine: barbara speak! barbara: climate change is real

#dogsforkids

this just in: extra life killed my wifi

we’re back & kdin is in the business of killing people with spice. she is the spice queen

queue six thousand well-timed 1337 donations

HOLY SHIT THAT’S COLIN FROM WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY

hmm “questionable liquids” is very... questionable

trevor: oh there’s four of them! we all get to join in the Fuckkkk

“what’s your favorite kind of candy” “any meat”

i like pickles and i would rather rip my eyebrows off than drink the juice so i feel for trevor

the only thing worse than drinking apple cider vinegar is shooting it out of your nose

“can you feel the love tonight” “i used to and that’s the problem”

“flubs every word man” damn, really missed the chance to say captain hair

jeremy not being able to intentionally flub his words is so fucking funny

OK BOOMER 

wow i can feel my blood pressure spike just watching these shots

Xavier Woods is here and he wants to know if it’s Christmas

miles doesn’t know what a question is

WHERE’S YOUR HAIR

oh no. oh no helping hands is next. everyone clear a splash zone

CHEF MIKE CHEF MIKE CHEF MIKE

miles bossing around chef mike is priceless

“you leave that fucking dough on the floor”

“you wanna slam your hands down on the table” *pizza sauce goes flying everywhere*

HOEDOWN HOEDOWN HOEDOWN jesus why do i keep doing that

“If Colin Mochrie is listening, I’ll see you here next year” OH FUCK YEAH

--- this is when i take a break so my soul can return to my body (aka i have work to turn in. college will never not be a pain in my ass) ---

oh god dammit i missed all of Always Open. fuck college who needs a medical degree

so... we have some very interesting things happening in family feud and i’m not sure if i like any of them

hmm. is now the time to get drunk

oily twist feels very... ominous

what do you mean you don’t remember gandalf having a taser in lord of the rings?

someone in the chat said “big stupid sleeping thing is what my parents called me in high school”

i think i’m blacking out what’s going on i don’t remember the past two hours

ah yes. voldemort and snape having a talk show together sounds exactly like something J.K. Rowling would make a spinoff book or show or porno of

can we just talk about how much shit chris has been doing this year? what a guy. what a dude

“coldy with voldy” actually means getting knocked the fuck out cold because you only got three hours of sleep last night and you don’t want to miss chef mike and lindsay cooking

this snape poem is summarized by one phrase: “that was terrible sit the fuck down” (sorry chris)

“let’s destroy a weasley” enter chad

fucking called it

“you smell poor” i need a caffeine drip

heh the wheel spins are at 69 heh nice

i’m a grown ass woman

welcome to a section called: we torture chad for your entertainment

“who wants us to kill weasley?” *massive cheers from the audience*

“wait weasley step away from the wideshot so i can masturbate to this later”

“i’m not gonna rub my eye mom”

oh they’re really gonna kill chad on stream huh

i felt that chest slap in my soul

i think i felt my own ribs crack

oh fucking

tumblr deleted my thoughts on the fanfic section

alright. fine. brief summary: my teeth are burning

my mom lindsay is on next and i’m so excited but i’m nearing the point of loopiness so things will go downhill dramatically from here

this is my fucking fourth extra life, you would think i’d be smart enough to sleep the night before

LINDSAY LINDSAY LINDSAY THAT’S MY MOM

JEREMY JEREMY JERE- wait a second... did jeremy get taller

oH CHEF MIKE CHEF MIKE CHEF MIKE

i hope Xavier comes back next year because he’s funny as fuck

m y a t t

oh god the mcdonald’s shade i’m rolling

lindsay “who’s the chef here” jones

chef mike mentioned mayo and i involuntarily gagged

chef mike clowning the big mac. i’m crying

he made the right choice with ryan bc i’ve seen his cooking stream(s) and it’s nothing if not great content

i heARD A MICHAEL JONES

“lindsay you haven’t done anything but warm up cookies so far” “yeah and?? you’re welcome”

you know that classic snack. slightly warm oreos

JEREMY THE LIQUOR GOBLIN DOOLEY IS BACK

oh god him screeching across set is making me cry laughing

why does it remind me of trevor’s voice cracks in the one minecraft ep where they’re singing the lion king

the biggest spoon for the smallest shot glass

i just realized we’re not even halfway through yet and i’m scared for the length of this list i’m gonna end up falling asleep involuntarily at some point

lindsay no your teeth are going to errode from that shot in your mouth

well timed leet donation #1829495

this gorden ramsey bit is so fucking good

jack: what do you think of the arugala? matt: i don’t even know what you said

iT’s NoT jUsT tWo CoOkIeS miCHeAL

jeremy and michael just chillin amidst the choas is exactly my demeanor at any party i’ve ever been to

lindsay scores: ryan = 7 because diet coke, matt = still eating lindsay’s meal so it’s a 10, xavier = also still eating it so it’s an 8. total: 25

“deep fry everything but a remote control”

chef mike scores: ryan = 9 for no death, matt = greens are present, words were said, score is 8. xavier = Gourmet Mcdonald’s, food is edible, score is 8. total: 25

oh fuck it’s a tie

now they fight to the death. death = doing as many shots as possible

i think we’re all going to need liver transplants after tonight

no jesus please don’t vomit oh goD oh fUc k please- oh thank god

okay i’m making a part two this is too much

[unexcusable]

Druck translation #27

Together or alone? 

Abdi: And you really shagged her? Carlos: Not bad. Abdi: And she really has a Wikipedia article? Carlos: What? Abdi: Bro.. how was it? Jonas: It was quite nice, but.. doesn't come close to relationship sex. Abdi: Mhm.. Jonas: All good? Is that from David?

Crazy.. Carlos: What are you doing there? Jonas: This is from David. C: Really cute.. A: Totally cute! C: He can draw crazy well! A: Dude. That's not what this is about right now.. C: I'm allowed to say it, no? A: So.. what's going on now, with him and you? M: Uh.. no idea. It was like.. we were really close. And suddenly he didn't wanna see me anymore. C: So, like, all hot and cold.. I know that from Kiki. A: Hmm.. maybe he just wants to fu*ck you? ¨ C: Dude.. J: Man, I just kinda have the feeling he's playing you. Like, he's keeping you warm. M: What do you mean? J: I don't know, I think you should make an announcement, straight up.

Mia: Does it hurt? Hanna: No, somehow not at all. Mia: Na? How's the drinking going? C: This is a flatshare tea party. H: Can I have a beer? J: Yes. H: I can do it myself. Mia: See you later..

Jonas: You see? Just communicate clearly with each other and everything's good. C: Aha. A: Mhm.. J: So, bro, you really just have to make it clear to David, straight up. That he shouldn't send you anymore drawings, and that he should tell you what he wants from you. And otherwise he should leave you alone. C: Yeah man. A: Isn't that.. a bit too harsh? J: Why? It's just totally clear. Do you still remember that girl I made out with? She then also just wanted to talk to me and it was clear, in the end. C: Mhm.. that conversation. J: Yeah you just take it seriously and then you decide, clearly. Yeah, and you also don't feel like waiting around somehow until he comes around, only to then push you away again after five minutes, do you? You also want clarity, right? M: Yeah, you are right.. it's just fuc*ked up because I have no idea what to write to him.. J: For him to tell you what he wants! A: Maybe you should like, tell him what you want, like, as announcement, you know what I mean?

M: Yeah.. makes sense, yeah. C: You're writing him now? M: Yes. C: Like.. if I have stress with Kiki, I always listen to Miley Cyrus.

Text to David: The drawings are beautiful, but why are you sending..

M: I thought I'm the gay one here.. J: I always listen to Trettmann..

[Matteo deletes text]

J: Or, I used to listen to Trettmann.. when I was lovesick about Hanna.. A: Well.. I've never had a broken heart or anything. J: Be glad. A: Totally. J: Not nice.

Matteo's text to David: Stop sending me drawings, if you don't want to be with me.

A: Did you send it? M: Yeah. J: Nice, cheers! C: Correct, really! J: Very good!

Cheeers!

A: Is that him? M: No, it's.. just my mom. J: Bro, it doesn't matter. It's all good, you made the first step. It's good. A: If I were you I'd feel really shi*t bro. J: Dude! M: Thank you.

J: You know what. I went to uh.. C: Der Gerät!* No!

M: You keep buying the cheapest booze. A: Woah bro, pure?

C: Dude, my throat is in flames. J: Look at your face, bro!! C: Look at your mother, bro.

Bro, have you got something to eat? M: No, I don't think so. J: Let's just order pizza?! A: Yes! C: Yeah! A: With fat, fat hollandaise on it! C: What? Are you re****ded dude? Since when does hollandaise go on pizza? A: Dude, hollandaise just rocks. Hollandaise can go on everything! C: Jonas, please tell this pri*ck that hollandaise only goes on asparagus. And not on a fuc*king pizza. J: No, I actually think it's pretty dope. A: Whoom! M: Dude, get out of my apartment. J: Dude. Do you also want something? M: Yeah I want a pizza margherita with extra Tzatziki J: Tzatziki, yeah. A: And that's not disgusting or what? C: No. M: Dude shut your mouth, you're putting sauce hollandaise onto a pizza! A: Yeah because it's amazing. M: No, it's like you're putting a fu*cking milkshake on french fries. A: But that's also amazing! J: Boys, uh.. pizza is ordered. Sauce hollondaise, tzatziki, everything's on there bro. C: Sweet. J: Okay, should be here any minute.

C: That was quick.

M: Hello?

J: Should I open up another one?

M: It's David. C: What? A: How? C: The David? M: Yeah. David. A: He's here? M: You gotta leave. J: Let's go! A: And what about the pizza? M: Dude I don't give a fuc*k about the pizza-- J: Dude, it doesn't fuc*king matter just go! Go go go! C: Hey but don’t forget, there’s.. coming.. ** A: Are you gonna have intercourse now? M: Get out! J: Just come with, come with us! Mia: No. Matte: Just, get into those shoes and leave. H: Yeah we still need our jackets.. Mia: What, but why? H: No idea.. what's going on? Matteo: Just go now.. Mia: Are you crazy? Matteo: Yeah, I.. later, I'll tell you..

M: Hi. D: Hi.

*Der Gerät. Literally it means “the machine”, but it’s got the male article in front of it instead of the neutral article, as it grammatically should have. It has become a thing in German culture to call it that, mostly because 2nd language German speakers, like for example Turkish people living in Germany (that’s the stereotype), mistakenly used that article for it. It’s become a joke and has been called “der” Gerät on purpose because it became part of pop culture. What it actually refers to is the meat cutting machine at a kebab stand. But in this context I think it’s just supposed to express how awesome Jonas is for bringing pure vodka to the partay. BUT I guess Der Gerät is also just a thing you have to google to fully understand. anyway there’s a kebab stand in my town that actually is famous for having a kebab meat cutter machine with the brand “Der Gerät” and people go there just for that. 

** thank you @trueplainhearts I guess he’s refering to the pizza order that’s still gonna come? ;) 

[insomnihan]

han’s Entire Thoughts and Feelings on Dreamcatcher’s “Scream”

ITS FUCKING HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIKE THIS IS ON GOD HAPPENING I HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO RELAX I CANNOT LET THIS WAIT ANY LONGER LETS GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

there are no read mores here so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

ALRIGHT SO-

THE SONG THIS F UCKING SONG WHERE👏DO👏I👏START 👏 I KNEW RIGHT WHEN I WENT ON TO LISTEN TO THE GODDAMN LYRIC SPOILER bc im an impatient little bich THIS WAS GONNA KICK MY SHINS KNEE ME IN THE NOSE AND OWN. ME. i forgot which moot i said this to but i said they should try putting their rock/metal sound with an edm kind of sound anD HERE WE ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT SOUNDS SO GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! this got my heart racing quick as hell even during the slower parts????????? im sorry to the beginning parts, jiu, and the bridge i cant RELAX™

CRITICISM???????? I DUNNO THAT BI TCH™

(i wont tag every part they have ill just describe some of them lmao)

JIU JIU JIU JIU JIU JIU JIU JIU JIU JIU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MISS KIM MINJI YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this, this, THIS AND THIS G O D her voice is just so perfect to start the song to ease you into this BOP™ and then her voice for those pre-chorus parts to ready you ONCE AGAIN for that chorus BUT YET its still hype as hell bc you K N O W what shes leading you into her voice is LIKE FEATHERS AND CLOUDS dont ask

yoohyeon i swear to god- her voice........................... i cannot begin.............. to even describe how nice it is.................... I DUNNO HOW SERIOUSLY like it just has that tone and power where its not very high nor very low and its just.................. lord......... going right after jiu for this it was just so UUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH- pls i CANNOT with these parts and then still being a part of the choruses MA’AM WHY DOES YOUR VOICE JUST HITS THE SPOT HUH-

sua ALSO HAS A VOICE I JUST CANNOT DESCRIBE it just has this like..................... its unique and very alluring???????? i feel like i HAVE TO SAY THIS but her voice is as sexy as she is i- putting her right after jiu and yoohyeon at the beginning HOO and then this after gahyeon and damis fire and then shes also in the CHORUS TOO AND SHE ADDS MORE STRENGTH IN HER VOICE HELLO

SIYEON I HAVE TO SAY THIS AGAIN I WOULD LISTEN TO YOUR VOICE FOREVER IF I COULD her voice is just meant to do this kind of genre i swear to GOD like THIS????????? THIS x2??????????? BICTH THIS?????????????? she just sings so effortlessly and the emotion she puts like YOU CAN FEEL THAT S HIT especially in the bridge YEESH listening now it mellowed me out for like two (2) seconds before i went feral again

PIRI GAHYEON WALKED SO SCREAM GAHYEON COULD SPRINT pls i listened to this part and i was like ‘oH OKAY SING GO AHEAD’ oh no. nononononono NECK PLOT TWIST: SHES A RAPPER AGAIN BICTH THIS RIGHT HERE THATS HOW YOU GIVE WHIPLASH- AND THIS S HIT OOF THAT HIT- her voice is a lot deeper than we think LIKE her range is actually pretty big and we LOVE to hear it

dami..................................... what the f uck- FIRST OF ALL this was Too Much already on first listen and then your rap verse DO YALL HEAR HER PASSION??????? BC I HEAR IT DONT GET ME STARTED ON THIS PART WOO!!!!! LISTEN THAT HAD ME HOPPING AND JUMPING IN MY BED ON GOD- i swear pls stop saying this han come on she has one of the most (if not THE MOST) recognizable voices EVER???????? 

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE DANCE FOR THIS SONG HAS GOT TO BE THE TOUGHEST CHOREO FOR THEM YET IVE SCREAMED ENOUGH ABOUT THE MASKED DANCER HOLDING HANDONGS SPOT UNTIL SHE GETS BACK AND HOW THEY HAVE GODDAMN BACKUP DANCERS LITERALLY THIS DANCE HAS SO MUCH POWER™ AND ITS SO HIGH ENERGY WHO THE FUC K IS DOING IT LIKE THEM

(i will be using the suit dance video for this portion)

JIU BEING LIFTED AT THE BEGINNING

THE CHORUS DANCES ARE YOU KIDDING ME- these parts.......................... oh s hit- and theN THE ENTIRE LAST ONE LIKE THAT ONE HITS AND MAKES YOU ITS BI-

literally both damis and gahyeons ‘devil. eyes. come.’ ESPECIALLY GAHYEONS when everyone is pointing at her (with this 🤘) thats Art™ right there

GAHYEONS RAP PART the usage of masks.................................. the symmetrical movement......................... Art™ part 2

these dances for sua and siyeons parts after the raps................... especially on the floor................ oh no- also i have to say siyeon lands on her knees really hard for that part i hope shes okay

jiu dancing by herself that is all

siyeon being Sexie™ that is all

dami stealing my heart and stomping on it that is all

ending pose with this 🤘 THE ICONIC™ AND LEGENDARY™ JUMPED OUT

THE VISUALS listen....................... LISTEN............................ LISTEN..................... L I S T E N- OKAY like my last two dreamcatcher thoughts and feelings (which if you wanna read: here and here) ill just show the scenes that i really liked (trust me it was REALLY hard to choose i might as well just put the mv again) and how i felt looking at them

............................................................................... oh f UCK-

ma’am whatever this is can you destroy me with it im ready-

OH S HIT

FOR THE WLW

but seriously whoever gave this woman a sword knows what the somnies like and wanna see and yes i too wanna get sliced the fuc k up

every time i see this i make like this songs title name and S C R E A M

i have no crazy special reason as to why i put her here other than i d worded when i saw her

GAHYEON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this has to be one of the coolest things ive ever seen like on god this is so Pleasing to My Eyes like what the f kcu im like this A LOT

b ru H this part........................ theyre all doing this 🤘 at her.................... waht does it mean................... what doES IT MEAN

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH BICTH MXCUSE ME WHAT THE FKUC DOES THIS MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ooooooooooooooooooh mmmmmmmyyyyyyYYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

also some bonus gahyeon screenshots its what she deserves after spinning my head 360 degrees <3 (also i didnt notice that both did the sign love this for her)

T H E M

WELL WELL WELL STILL AS BEAUTIFUL AS EVER I SEE- HERE TO TELL ME THAT YOU ALL STILL HOLD THE TITLE OF BEING THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN THE WORLD LITERALLY WHAT CAN I SAY????????????? I ALREADY BE YELLING HERE THAT THEYRE FRICKIN BEAUTIFUL AND STUNNING AS ALL HELL BUT IMMA KEEP SAYING IT AND YOURE NOT GONNA STOP ME

THE BLACK DANCE OUTFITS........................ THE WHITE DANCE OUTFITS........................... G OD

NO COMPLAINTS LETS MOVE ON:

JIU

her purple hair already hurted me and shes beautiful enough but in this video when she iS LITERALLY THE VERY FIRST MEMBER YOU SEE WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT WHEN YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL- pls i love lace................... her white outfit got chains on it................... and OH BICTH THE BLACK OUTFIT SHOWS HER BACK IM FERAL

SUA

MISS I SWEAR TO GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I MUST ADDRESS THE OUTFIT WITH THE SWORD FIRST OKAY MA’AM LOOKING LIKE A WHOLE GODDESS WARRIOR READY TO SLICE BICTHES UP FOR TALKING S HIT LIKE ON SOME ‘YES IM FROM THEMYSCIRA’ VIBES AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON HER BLACK OUTFIT WITH HER BABS (BORA ABS) OUT

SIYEON

can you pls stop being beautiful for one (1) second can yoU PLS- i saw this shot in the mv and i think i fell in l*ve with her......................... as if i wasnt already shes as stunning as ever i cant stand her the black outfit with her long ass high pony tail witH THE GLOVES HELLO and that one look with the flowers or something on her head covering her eye.......... wow..........................

YOOHYEON

GIRL I GET IT YOURE SO PRETTY I UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!!!!! this look in this specific photo with this dress and the braid uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh Ma’am youre a goddess I Am Looking 👁👄👁 her white outfit with the pony tail and those straps around her torso oh god and then her black outfit seems simple until you realize it shows a little of her sides pls stop im a weak man i-

DAMI

HELLO MISS LEE YUBIN I SEE YOU DECIDED TO GO ‘F UCK YALL LIVES’ AND BE HOT™ HUH- tbh not even mad at her yullet (yubin mullet) but shes dami she can work MANY LOOKS™ her black and white scene during her rap like thats a Look™ that attacked me and like yoohyeons black outfit hers looks like nothing special until you realize her sides are also out........... oh no-

GAHYEON

GAHYEON THE WOMAN THAT YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!! this is HER ERA NO I WILL NOT LISTEN YOU CANNOT CHANGE MY MIND- i wasnt expecting her to attack me as much as she did its that GODDAMN pink outfit from the l ver. of the teasers i sHOULDVE KNOWN!!!!!!! her black outfit is like suas does she have gabs (gahyeon abs) OH NO LORD PLS- SHES BIG BEAUTIFUL™!!!!!!!!!!!!

BONUS TIME: B-SIDE TRACKS (short thoughts and parts i liked) had to go and use the color coded lyrics to make sure to not mistake the members and appreciate them fake ass fan i have a hard time telling who is who sometimes pls dont roast me ill do better next time

Intro

OKAY LISTEN- this intro be hitting a little different compared to their last intros maybe its just me but i feel as tho it COULD go just a little harder yknow???? tho ofc im love it still but ANYWAY-

Tension

now this........................ this is beautiful so this was apparently was supposed to be called goodnight????? and changed the lyrics?????? so............... they were hiding this Bop™................ for a few years????? did i read that right?????? LITERALLY A SLAP™ IT IS HEADBANG MATERIAL the fkcuing drums oh pls- THE CHORUS SOMEONE TALK TO ME ITS ADDICTING i............... LOVE jius voice on this song in particular that slower part i dunno why she just got me i- those parts sua and siyeon do before that ‘break the wall’ part i dunno their kinda lower voices theyre making me feel Things™

Red Sun

SOUNDCLOUD RAPPER DAMI RISE-

okay seriously WHAT THE FKCU- IT GRABBED MY NECK DURING THE HIGHLIGHT MEDLEY something about those bells or whatever throughout this song just hurted me so much ‘red sun’ just....................... gets in your brain and im okay with that!!!!!!!!!!! like its true that the beginning part is so intriguing and lowkey hypnotizing WOW and then their voices sound kinda breathy be hitting a little different MISS LEE GAHYEON ON THIS.................. MA’AM-

Black Or White

the guitar the fkycing guitaR CAN WE PLS TALK ABOUT THE GUITAR AND THE BASS FOR A SECOND???????? HELLO??????? THE CRUNCHINESS™ and then dami in the middle (not @ me for thinking she cursed in this song 🤡)  S HU T- AND HELLO JIU SIYEON AND DAMI ALL TOOK PART IN WRITING THESE LYRICS BICTH IM YELLING- THAT BLACK OR WHITE IN THE CHORUS SIYEON SINGS IS STUCK IN MY HEAD HELP ME jk im okay with it being there yoohyeon jiu and gahyeon during those pre-chorus parts......................... good christ............

Jazz Bar

pls stop flirting with me.................................. DAMI ESPECIALLY LISTEN- I HAD TO LOOK UP THE LYRICS WITH THE COLOR CODE TO MAKE SURE MY EARS WERENT MESSING WITH ME LEE YUBIN I WILL FALL IN L*VE WITH YOU S T O P THE F CKUING BRIDGE- dami sitting on a piano during that part................ Thinking™ jiu sua and yoohyeon oh pls they sound so good and pleasant to the ears................. it feels like im in a jazzy cafe during the evening and its raining outside im drinking a latte with a cream heart design inside and im wearing a scarf- ALSO JIU SIYEON YOOHYEON AND DAMI TOOK PART IN WRITING THIS TOO BICTH!!!!!!!!!! dami saying this was one of her favorites Y E A H

SAHARA

HERE WE HAVE THE SONG WE MEMED BEFORE WE GOT IT but like that ‘SA HA RA~ RA RA RA~’ part is SUPER CATCHY siyeon and gahyeon and sua holy damn i- siyeon during the second verse AND HER HIGH NOTE ma’am im love you- also SOUNDCLOUD RAPPER DAMI RISE 2.0 i dunno what it is with dami with her raps being like this but im not even mad????????? i feel like thats an unpopular opinion something about that instrumental that guitar is hitting a part of my heart that i wanna hear it and then those drums it sounds SO COOL

In the Frozen

HERES ANOTHER FKCUING BANGER THAT GRABBED MY NECK AND WOULDNT LET. GO. like i literally fell off my GODDAMN BED HEARING THIS S HIT GOT MY HEART PUMPING AND S HIT its that flower line whatever it is that siyeon yoohyeon and sua do GOOD LORD and then dami???????? miss?????????? THE ENDING PORTION OH LISTEN- WHATEVER IS GOING ON WITH THE INSTRUMENTAL HOLY SH IT AND DAMI SAYING ‘LIMIT NO MORE’ AND ALL IT REALLY DIDNT HAVE TO GO THAT HARD F U C K-

새벽 (Daybreak)

now this is a song that could heal souls- its not super slow like a ballad but it has like a lowkey jazz lo-fi (???) feel to it and their vocals are super gentle and smooth are these angels- i dunno what it is about all these songs and the second verses like this one is good too??????? especially yoohyeon U H i felt that in mY BONES i can definitely see this song as one i would go to when i wanna relax to or even fall asleep to bc its so soothing

Outro

THIS HITS REALLY DIFFERENT AND I LIKE IT I DUNNO WHAT IT IS IT JUST FEELS NICE IN MY EARS

LIKE i was expecting this album to be SUPER INCREDIBLE COME ON ITS DREAMCATCHER YKNOW but i didnt think itd be THIS incredible this group is just so full of surprises and are just the MOST HIDDEN GEMS its unfortunate they really arent very known trying to be a little critical ofc there are SOME things that could be different theres nothing absolutely and truly perfect ever- personally i am IN LOVE with this album theyve topped themselves from their last comeback which like HOLY S HIT however will this be the comeback that will get them their first win? ..................... to be honest its hard to tell i was so hopeful last comeback and yknow stuff happened OFC I DO HOPE AND WISH THEYLL WIN but whats most important (at least to me) is that i enjoy their music and enjoy all the content they give and appreciate their work and their voices

IN CONCLUSION: PLEASE YALL ALWAYS MAKE ME SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and like before i must bring this back:

[boredfrenchbread]

Spiked!Bakugo x Reader (NSFW)

After passing the necessary requirements to be a hero, everyone in the Hero Course Class 1-A were finally a registered hero. No more of the sideline observation or assisting with clean up, you were in charge of your own actions and responsible for your judgement.

"Finnallyy, we're heroes guyys!", said Uraraka. "Yeah I never thought this day would come sooner, Ribbit" added Tsuyu. As the newly registered heroes jumped around expressing seperate emotions, Yaoyorozu got up in front of everyone to make an announcement. "Attention everyone, in light of our own commencement I am hosting a party at my house to celebrate" she vocalized with her optimistic, bubbly personality. Everyone yelled in excitement and left to their houses to get ready for the freshly announced get together. You were standing by a window checking your phone, when you looked up to see Bakugo, Kirishima and Kaminari all standing around talking about the party.

"Hell yeah, I'll bring a super big keg it's bout time we let loose" exclaimed Kaminari. "Amen brother, come with me to the store we're gonna initiate a manly raid tonight" said Kirishima, as they left running to the nearest store with the best booze. You looked up to see Bakugo shaking his head being pissed as ever. You couldn't help but to blush as his red eyes ignited something fierce inside you. Was it passion...lust..or better yet love? You've always looked up to him and admired him from afar, even though he could be a jerk, but tonight was when you were gonna make yourself noticable. "Hey Bakugo, you wanna hit up Yaomomo's house for the party?, could be pretty fun" you said trying to conceal the oncoming blush. "Not like I'm doing shit else anyways at home, so why the hell not". He walked away heading home, you could only assume, leaving you there with your thoughts. "I better go home and get ready too" you decided as you trekked it home unaware of the night that was waiting for you.

-Time Skip- {11:30 P.M.}

You arrived at Momo's place and ranged the doorbell, much to your surprise the door opened to reveal a semi-drunken Iida standing as if the world was shaking. "Welcome (Y/N) come in, we're all pretty much under the influence, but remember to be cordial and make smart choices as well" he said as he shuffled to a corner mumbling something incoherrent. "So much for Mr. Regulation" you thought. You walked over the the punch bowl to which you can already guess the juice was mixed with alcohol so you poured you a glass and chugged the flavorful liquid, until you were tapped on the shoulder by none other than Bakugo. "Y-You gonna f-fuck-king sit there and hog the d-damn bowl or are you g-gonna let me get a fucking d-drink" he slurred in a drunken haze. "Have at it shit face" you said angrily as you stepped to the side to let the hot head get by. "What di-id you ss-ay, I co-ouldn't hear y-you with all t-that bitchiness in your mou-uth" he said as a retort. You both argued drunkily, attracting the attention of a few people who ignored you both in a short moments notice- all but Mineta who had an idea form in his head. He sneaked up to you both, undetected from your heated quarrel when he slips something in Bakugo's drink. "Something to increase the already obviously sexual tension, hehehe" he laughed sneakily as he walked away back to his own merriment. Bakugo then swallowed the rest of his drink in frustration and stormed away.

Bakugo's POV

"Fucking (Y/N) getting me mad and shit when I'm tryna fucking enjoy myself" he sat outside fuming with anger trying to calm down when he started to feel..very hot. "W-What the fuc-cks wrong with me" he then grabbed his head as he started staggering trying to hold his position. He then started to touch his dick blushing as his senses became strangely more heightened. Knowing what was wrong with him he stood up and looked at the raving house. "Dammit, (Y/N) did this to me didn't she, she must've slipped something in when my drink when we were too busy arguing, damn dumbass". He started to walk towards the door, blushing and smirking, thinking of what he was going to do. "Time to teach that little minx a lesson~"

Your POV

"Stupid Hothead, always mad at the fucking world, what the hell is his problem?!" you said as you walked around drinking, looking at all the smiling faces of your drunk yet elated friends. "At least everyone is happy, mostly drunk but happy" you silently smiled to yourself. "Ugh I feel like I need to touch up" you suggested as you then went to the hallway in the upper part of the house. "HOLY CRAP 7, BATHROOMS!". Walking around made you feel slightly uncomfortable with all this established wealth. You chose a bathroom, entered it, and proceeded to freshen yourself up. You then hear a noise outside the door, more of a mumbling moaning tone. "(Y-Y/NN)" said a familiar drunken voice.

The bathroom door opened as fast as it was closed when your were in front of a vunerable and yet smirking hothead. He locked the door and dimmed the lights and stood towering over you. "Sooo, you thought you could weaken me with such a cheap ass trick, I'll never go down that easy~" he said whispering in your ear as he pressed his body against yours blushing involuntarily while trying to keep focus. You didn't know what he was talking about until you felt a hard sensation pressed against your inner thigh which made you blush profusely biting your lip a little. "I-I don't know what you're talking abo-out Bakugo" you said trying your hardest to fade into the wall from embarressment. "O-Oh you don't know, well I'll just have to remind you~" he said grabbing your breast kissing you roughly, not even giving you a chance to comprehend what was going on, but the sensations you were feeling discarded all reason as you fell into the temptation. He then proceeded to take off your shirt sucking on your hardened nipples making you a moaning mess. Luckily the music was roaring downstairs or you both would have a story to tell when you got out the bathroom. He picks you up and sets you down on the sink and pulls your pants down, looking at the leak fest between your legs. "Wet m-much extra?" he said smirkingly inches away from your heat. You blush and exclaim "Sh-hut-up you-" but before you could comeback, he rips off your soaked garments and licks your clit, tongue moving in every way possible, while at the same time rubbing himself to the sight and the sound of your vunerable frame. "M-mm Bakugo, so fucking g-good" you moaned out loudly. You felt a knot within you ready to burst as your pants started to get more rapidly, "K-atsuki..i'm gonna~" but before you could release he stood back up licking his lips smirking at you as always "Damn you taste good (Y/N), let's see if you sound even better~". He pulls his pants down, dick already hard from his rub session from before and stands in front of you anxious to enter your wet cavern. "This may hurt, but at the same time pain is pleasure~" he said as he slammed into you making you yell out his name in a helpless but yet captivated way. "Ughh Bakugo, harder daddy" you said as you tried your best to catch your breath. "Shit (Y/N) you're so tight" he said as he moved in and out of you at inhuman speeds. After a while you both looked at each other, letting one another know you were both at your limits. "M-mm Bakugo I'm gonna cum" you said weakly. "Me too princess" he said as his movements preceded to get sloppy. You both released at the same time, with you both in a painting frenzy while kissing. You both collapsed on the floor and snuggled up to each other. "(Y/N) I-I um..I love.." he stammered but you knew what he was trying to say. "I love you too Bakugo". You both fell asleep in each other's arms cuddling

Extended Ending:

"Ahhhh that party was a rager" said a awoken Mina as she rose from a couch. Yaomomo should do these more often. She walks up the set of stairs and opens the door to a bathroom to reveal the naked sleeping forms of (Y/N) and Bakugo. She then stands there in awe and slams the door running away screaming in a gossip prone frenzy, waking you both up. "Shit" said an awoken yet drowsy Bakugo, he then looks over at you and brings you to his chest making you blush in your also drowsy state. "Well Teddy Bear, how do are we gonna explain this?"

Hello this is my first post and I'm not sure how Tumblr works yet, so bear with me. I hope you enjoyed it and feel free to request if you want stories

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endgame thoughts

SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT 

so. boy. okay. first things first, we are going to walk through this with the things i enjoyed/noticed first, and leave One Particular Event for fucking last because ive been blocking it out of my mind since friday morning and letting it loose is going to be. rough. 

here we go. it’s gonna be a mess cause there is So Much and i need to see it again to get a better handle on everything that happened and the order

- IT STARTED SO SUDDENLY like i didn’t even have time to process Fucking Endgame Was Starting and there it was. damn 

- TONY AND NEBULA TONY AND NEBULA TONY AND NEBULA FHVB FDHBFKHDKJCHJ NCDKJ GKJFJDKGH FERI UDJFCK 

- “you won!” AAAAAAA

- HER LITTLE TOUCH ON HIS SHOULDER

- GIVING HIM THE REMAINING FOOD?????

- IM FUCKING SCREAMING EVERYONE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

- i actually ?? liked steve in this movie ?? i kinda liked him in first avenger and winter soldier, but even that was barely, most of the time (and for all other movies he was in) i either tolerated him or disliked him. but this one i actually liked his character, im impressed. job well done

- “i lost the kid.” FUCK ME UP WHY DON’T YOU???? GOD

- tony’s high as fuck rant at steve and the avengers dear god i was so fucking alive that was art that was fucking art and every second of it justified im so. ye S.

- okay. watching thanos get his head chopped off was one of the most satisfying things ive ever seen in my life holy fuck. i could watch that moment forever. our entire fucking theater cheered so loud like. god damn. yes. 

- M O R G A N  S T A R K  M O R G A N  S T A R K  IM SCREAMING TONY AND PEPPER HAD THEIR KID ??? SHE WENT INTO THE GARAGE LOOKING FOR SUIT PARTS??/ 

- I LOVE YOU 3000 

- IT’S SO SOFT

- DOMESTIC TONY

- YES 

- THIS IS SO GOOD

- YES

- IM CRYING PLEASE 

- EVERYTHING HE DESERVES 

- tony just straight up figures out time travel on a whim one night? im fuc kingg. god i love that man 

- can we just take a moment to appreciate scott lang 

- ray of sunshine 

- can we also take a moment to appreciate the like solid ten seconds devoted just to watching tony drive up to the compound

- like

- we all knew it was him, immediately

- just because of how fast he took that turn 

- i love tony stark 

- and i love his driving

- aLSO THE KID STUFF IN THE TRUNK I STAN A DAD 

- have i mentioned i love tony stark 

- Y’ALL NEBULA’S REDEMPTION IS ALL SHE DESERVED,,,, WORKING WITH THE AVENGERS,,,,FU CK,,, IM SO PROUD OF HER 

- revisiting 2012 was so cool dhfgjdfhkjdfkjgdfkjghkdfgjdf

- a m e r i c a ‘ s  a s s 

- tony why were you checking out steve’s ass anyway, y’all got something to tell us 

- who am i kidding we been knew tony’s bi 

- but seriously all that banter, that’s the avengers we deserve 

- “I CAN DO THIS ALL DAY” “YEAH YEAH I KNOW”

- ART

- A R T 

- “that IS america’s ass” 

- THEY WERE SO CLOSE MAN, THEY WERE SO CLOSE 

- they had no way of knowing what was going to happen with nebula, of course. like fuck, man. 

- looking back as an outsider’s perspective i wish she had stayed behind, because their plan would’ve been flawless 

- don’t misunderstand me, it’s not nebula’s fault and im not saying that. they had no way of knowing that would happen, it’s just like...knowing it DID you wish you could’ve changed it 

- QUILL’S SINGING,,,BLESS

- not sure how i feel about howard and tony’s scene cause like......howard was an abusive piece of shit to tony and i don’t really like that that’s just swept under the rug as “he tried” or whatever idk. but at the same time, it seemed to bring tony peace and if it brought tony peace, i can live with it 

- fuck what happened after that 

- oh yeah i should say i understand people’s complaints about thor as well, but i think that, while they went a little too far sometimes, overall he was treated okay. like the depiction of him in such depression was actually like, admirable? i know it was treated jokingly a little too much, and that’s valid. i’d change that if i could

- thor’s talk with his mom was so good though

- god his little “im still worthy!” like HhgdgSDHD h fuc kme UP

- and nat too, i should mention that. tbh i don’t feel like im the most equipped person to talk about nat’s death cause i like her, but i never LOVED her, or clint for that matter

- but regardless, once they went there i was like ?? who are they gonna give up ?? hello ?? 

- i didn’t feel much sadness about it, like it was like “oh, who is it? it’s probably gonna be nat. no, not nat :(” but i didn’t feel super sad

- UNTIL THEY STARTED BEATING EACH OTHER UP TO RUN OFF,,, AND THEN THEY WERE HANGING THERE AND SHE WAS ON THE BOTTOM AND CLINT WAS STRUGGLING SO HARD TO KEEP HER AND KEEP HIMSELF, DAMN IT THAT WAS ROUGH 

- t h e n  s h i t  w e n t  d o w n 

- when thor, tony, and steve all walked out onto that battlefield to face thanos. boi. 

- if i didn’t want to beat thanos’ FUCKING face in before (i did) I DEFINITELY DID THEN, I DO NOW, FUCK THAT PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT GRAPE BALL FACED MOTHERFUC-

- anyway 

- okay we need a second because. when we started to see strange’s circle in the background. the theater gasped. we were all waiting for him to come through

- then it was the wakandans and i 

- theN EVERYONE

- AND IT KEPT COMING AND THE MUSIC SWELLED AND PEOPLE SCREAMED AND I SCREAMED AND OH MY GOD OH MY GOD THAT WAS PROBABLY THE BEST MOMENT IN THE ENTIRE MCU HOLY FUCK,, GRAND PROPORTIONS WORTHY OF LORD OF THE RINGS HOLY FUCKING SHIT, ARMIES POURING IN TO FIGHT OFF THANOS AND HIS HOARD I

- GOD

- I CRIED 

- that battle was incredible. everything about it. 

- okay

- okay.

- the hug. can i. how do i. everyone listen i. peter’s there, talking and being so chatty like he always is, and tony just. oh my god. he just grabs him without hesitation and i .    ls iten, i  , o h ym god. i literally think i made some inhuman shriek in the theater that moment watered my crops and cleansed my skin and cured my depression that is all i ever need in life v

- BUT WHEN THE GUNS WERE FIRING AND PETER CRIED OUT AND CURLED UP IN THE FETAL POSITION AND COVERED HIS HEAD CAUSE HIS HELMET BROKE IM SO UPSET IM HURT 

- ALSO THE SCENE WHEN THEY WERE JUST TOSSING PETER AROUND WITH THE GAUNTLET HGFJDGKDJF THAT WAS GREAT 

- “hi, im peter parker” “hi peter parker, you got something for me?” 

- y’all know what else we need to talk about. 

- fucking

- mjolnir

- dude when it started moving i was like fuck yeah it’s gonna hit thanos on the head or something and then thor’s gonna beat his ass

- NO

- OH NO

- IT WAS SO MUCH BETTER

- I THINK THE THEATER EXPLODED

- LIKE FUCK YES CAP WITH MJOLNIR

- HELL FUCKING YES

- peter parker, the honorary woman

- that was a really cool scene though

- it’s so funny peter was just There but like no one cared cause he’s just the team baby

- WHEN THANOS GOT THAT GAUNTLET I WAS LIKE WHAT IN THE  F U C K 

- i didn’t think he’d actually get to use it but 

- thEN STRANGE HOLDING UP HIS ONE FINGER LIKE....THIS IS IT

- oh my god

- oh my god ive never experienced a higher high than seeing tony motherfucking stark with the infinity gauntlet on his hand 

- “and i...am iron man” FUCK

- FUCK YES

- oh my god i was literally weeping with pride and joy at that moment i literally 

- that was one of the best fucking things ive ever seen

- endgame let me see thanos die twice, once with a chop to the head and once while he watched, watched as his army and goal crumbled to pieces around him

- sweet, sweet justice 

- holy shit. that was good. 

.....

aaaaaand we’re here everyone. 

i have to talk about this now. 

so i have pushed this out of my mind since friday, about midday, and never let myself think about it in detail until now, because i needed to fucking recover at least a little. 

that. crushed me. im not even kidding when i say i felt like genuine shit after that. like. i had to watch tony stark die. in front of his wife and son. i don’t know how to express the grief and despair that brought me. it’s needless to say, but i sobbed, and i sobbed loud, and a lot. i was the only person audibly ugly crying in the dead silent theater. i just. 

look, tony stark means so much to me. it’s wrapped up in rdj too, because he also came back from a real shitty place, but tony...i mean, he was an asshole, but he grew. he grew and humbled and...he is filled with so much love. his heart bursts with desire to save everyone he can, and i hate to see him filled with so much self hate. all these years, seeing him grow and deal with ptsd and anxiety and getting over abuse, and all the healthy and unhealthy ways he expresses his mental illness, getting therapy, becoming a father figure to peter and trying his fucking hardest to not be a dad like his dad. it’s inspiring as hell to say the fucking least. it’s enough, to explain my grief, to say i love him, because i do. more than a lot of things, honestly. but he means so much more than that to me. he embodies second chances, and trying harder, perseverance, and the idea that you CAN come back, you don’t have to give in, be it to the evil powers in the depths of space, or your own shitty parents, or even the shit in your own head. you can stand up, try harder, and win. maybe it’s not easy, but people will be there with you, you don’t have to be alone, you don’t- 

this is so fucking hard. i was devastated thursday night. i could barely move from that moment until the end of the goddamn credits. and of course, seeing the funeral and rdj’s signature just made it worse. all i wanted that night was to be unconscious, that’s how awful i felt. i went to bed so early and couldn’t even fall asleep for fucking hours because i was so shocked and in pain and tormented by this. i couldn’t even talk about the movie. i couldn’t even think about the movie until later on friday. and the only reason i could then was because i started a fix it fic that granted me some semblance of peace. 

tony stark is a fucking incredible character and person, and i know some people will think it’s dramatic to react this way, but i know im not the only one because ive seen so many posts that echo these feelings. and im not going to apologize for how i feel. 

of course, im angry about the writing too. he didn’t deserve that. they even GAVE him his retirement, and then stole it away. he only got four/five years with his daughter. he only got two years with peter. peter JUST saw him again and tony got ripped away. this isn’t right. this isn’t okay. it’s not a satisfying end for his character or his character arc. it’s wrong. 

and it’s even more wrong in light of steve’s. their endings should have been reversed. steve never would’ve left bucky and sam and just gone and lived a domestic life. that boy has been fighting the bad in back alleys since he was a tiny sick teenager. his life has always been wrapped in fighting for the greater good, and a sacrificial end for him would’ve been perfect. sad, heart wrenching, and perfect.

tony on the other hand, his life has been plagued with battles and fights and he never really wanted it. he wanted to help, so he always did it, but he just wanted peace with a family. would it really have been so hard to just give it to him? please? please. im still pretending it’s what he got because i literally don’t think i could handle this any other way. 

im proud of him, of course. but im angry because this was in the hands of the writers. they chose to do this and they could’ve chosen not to do it. there would have been so many ways to have him survive that. paralysis, or mental damage, or let them share the snap “dance off to save the universe” style (not my idea, a friend’s), or just...i don’t know. so many options. let him raise his daughter. let him continue to mentor peter. i know they wanted to end his arc in the mcu, but they could’ve. we all would’ve accepted a retirement with cameos. please. i know they tried to show that he would’ve always gotten back to the fighting life but like. look, he was tied up with thanos since he saw him through the wormhole. i think, after that, especially if he was permanently injured from the snap, he could’ve stayed home and been okay letting the new heroes fight the big fights. 

it hurts. it really hurts. im not going to get over this soon, if ever, honestly. all i can hope is some day, since i liked everything else, i can learn to appreciate this movie and enjoy it as best i can, given that. right now it just hurts. 

[yminie]

sleeping temptation | (m)

pairing: Yoongi x Reader x Jimin. genre/warnings: Smut, daddy!kink, multiple partners, hints at ot7.  words: 3,133. summary: Yoongi and Jimin come home to find you asleep on the couch. To say they were happy they beat the other members back would be an understatement.

a/n: after such a long time of writing and deleting, editing and procrastinating, I am finally posting my first fic here on tumblr. Hope you enjoy, feedback is welcome!

sleeping | waking | sweeter | breaking

Jimin wasn't sure if you'd done it on purpose; but the way you had sprawled yourself across the couch, curled loosely around the soft blanket barely covering half of you, was positively tempting. Dressed only in a large t-shirt - one of the boys' most likely - and a pair of cotton panties that really didn't cover anything at all, you had fallen asleep in the dorms cozy lounge room. Having escaped for the day from the blizzard outside, you'd quickly returned to the dorm, only to find it completely empty. Cranking up the heater and snuggling up on the couch, your plan had been to wait for the boys' return, while watching some TV. But clearly you weren't able to keep your eyes open for long. "Is she trying, or is she just naturally torturing us?" Jimin turned to look in reply to Yoongi's question. The two had returned from a long day of writing at the studio to find you in your current position, the both of them sporting wide eyes upon spotting you. "Seems to be her talent." He chuckled, returning his gaze to you before walking to the couch opposite, dropping his things down gently. Hearing the unlock of Yoongi's phone, he glanced over his shoulder to catch him snapping a photo of you, a lazy grin sporting his face as he looked back at Jimin. "Taehyung and Hoseok are gonna be so fucking jealous. They'd have gotten home first if it weren't for Namjoon holding them up at dance practice." He laughed as he sent the photo through to the rest of the group. His laughter caused you to stir gently, mumbling into the pillow as you squeezed it to your face, arching your back further and making both of their mouths immediately dry up. Your movement had revealed the soft outline of your heat, a small patch of moisture darkening the fabric, and giving away your arousal. Moaning softly in your sleep, your hips pushed back slightly, almost in a searching manner before you slipped back into unconsciousness. If Jimin's mouth hadn't dried up, he would've been wiping drool from his chin. Before he could stop himself, his body quickly closed the space between you, sitting gently in the space your body had uncovered, positioned within the curve of your legs, and giving him a close up view of your panties sticking to you.

Yoongi joined him, easing onto his knees on the floor at your side. Phone still in hand, he glanced down at the device, the camera app still open, and his gaze caught on the little record button as another moan left you, slightly louder than the last and triggering both boys eyes to shoot up to each other. Seemingly reading each other's mind, they exchanged smirks. Before he stop himself, Yoongi had raised his phone again, aiming it at you on the lounge. "How about we make them really fucking jealous?" Standing, he paused before deciding to sit on the ottoman positioned near your head. Jimin licked his lips, teeth finding the lower, and felt his eyelids become heavier the longer he thought of all the things he could do to you in this position. And it wasn't long before he became impatient. "Hyung, hurry up I wanna fucking taste her." Yoongi rolled his eyes and steadied his camera before giving the Jimin the go ahead. "Make it count, brat." The little beep signifying his phone was recording echoed through the room and Jimin was quick to duck his head, pressing warm kisses to the back of your leg, trailing his tongue further up to meet the spot where your panties met your inner thigh. The little frown between your eyebrows, as your mouth dropped open was as equally teasing as it was adorable, and Yoongi made sure he caught it on his camera, glancing down at the screen before returning his gaze to you. His cock had already hardened almost completely, and his free hand dropped to adjust himself, groaning gently at the pressure on his tip, small beads of precum already seeping into the fabric of his briefs. Jimin ran his tongue gently up and onto the fabric of your panties, lightly running over the dampness on the cotton and moaning under his breath as a hint of your sweetness met his tongue. He quickly became eager for more. The light brush over your folds through the fabric triggered your mouth to drop open further, a small gasp of breath rushing into your lungs, and curling into a moan at the end. Your eyes moved quickly beneath the lids as they fluttered, hips lifting further to unknowingly seek out Jimin’s tongue—and he was more than willing to give it to you. His finger slipped under the seam blocking his path and he lifted the soft fabric to reveal your wet heat, groaning loudly this time as his nose filled with your scent. "So fucking wet already. Such a good girl." The praise automatically leaving his mouth before he glanced up to Yoongi, sharing a cheeky smile with the older boy as he shot the camera a wink. If your reaction before made Yoongi groan, it was nothing to the way he felt watching you next. Jimin had quickly dove in, tongue parting your folds to catch the sweet drops of moisture running from your entrance and he wasted no time sucking your clit between his lips. Your head shot off the pillow, heavy lidded gaze finding Yoongi immediately. You barely registered the secret smirk he sported before your eyes were squeezing shut, and you were gasping for breath. Hips pushing back against Jimin's mouths and grinding onto his tongue, your head whipped around to meet Jimin's dark gaze, eyes only just visible over the curve of your ass and your cheeks flushed heavily. "Fuck! Baby, wha—" Jimin growled lowly into your heat, increasing his pace even further and stealing your breath straight from your lungs. Head dropping back onto the pillow, you cried out unabashedly, looking back up at Yoongi and finally spotting the phone pointing at you. "You look so good like that princess, I just couldn't resist. Does Jiminie's tongue feel good?" You shivered listening to Yoongi's deep drawl, Jimin answered your body with a groan that vibrated straight into your core, and reverberated through you. Eyes fluttering, you gazed up at Yoongi, hips working back as you chased your impending release. "Yes! It f-feels so fuc-king good!" Broken whimpers cut your words as your body pleaded for Jimin to do something—anything to make you cum. You turned back to Jimin, reaching for his hair and biting your lips roughly as you brushed fingers through the soft strands. "More, please!"

He broke away just enough to speak, still pressing wet kisses to your clit. "More baby? What exactly do you want me to do?"

You whined cutely and tugged him up and over you until his face was level with yours, "Fingers, please! I wanna cum so bad!"

He smiled beautifully, brushing his moist lips over your shoulder, fingers easily sliding over your entrance and burying themselves into your dripping core to immediately meet the special spot inside inside you. Fuck, he was good. "She's being such a good girl for us today, isn't she hyung?" Jimin shot a smirk up at Yoongi who'd long ago dug his hand into his jeans to massage his hard length. Yoongi met his gaze with a chuckle and nodded lazily. Meanwhile your head was buried into the pillow as your body tensed, walls already tightening around Jimin’s fingers with your fast rising release, the fabric failing to catch your loud cries as you desperately ground up onto his length pressing into your ass. You barely caught his hiss of pleasure before your cries drowned him out. "Please - fuck - I'm gonna-" "Y/N, princess?" You lifted your head quickly to meet Yoongi's eyes. "Don't you dare cum without permission," Your eyes widened and you immediately shook your head. "Don't make me punish you." "Yooongi! Baby, please no, I can't-ah! I can't hold it!" Moisture had already begun to well in your eyes as you tried your hardest to pause your impending orgasm. Yoongi hummed in pleasure, watching your face flush further and goosebumps rise along your skin. Jimin continued his fast pace, not letting up for a moment, and your body began to tense as you cried out, the moisture pooling in your eyes welling up and over to run gently down your face. Yoongi stood and approached slowly, still aiming his camera directly at you as he knelt beside you. "You're sure you can't hold it sweetheart?" Jimin groaned into your ear, nibbling on the lobe, and you began to shake as his thumb met your clit to only torture you further. Your head flew back to meet his shoulder and your mouth hung embarrassingly wide open as you panted, too far gone to make any real noise. Casting your eyes back down from the roof you looked directly into the camera and at Yoongi behind it, shaking your head. "Please!" It was a harsh whisper laced with pleasure as you squeaked through your teeth. Eyes beginning to roll back and you knew if he didn't let you cum right now, there was no hope for you. So you said the only thing you could think of, "Daddy!" Yoongi froze for exactly 0.5 of a second before his hand shot out to grab your chin, pulling your face down until you were staring straight at the camera, eyes unfocused. "Fucking cum. Right now." The relief was instantaneous as you shook and spasmed in pleasure, breath hitching in your throat, the only noises leaving you being tiny, weak whimpers. Tears of pleasure openly running from your eyes as they fluttered, and squeezed shut, sparks erupting beneath your lids. Both boys watched you as you came down from your high, hips rolling slowly to ride out your orgasm as Jimin pumped his fingers gently into you, trailing lovingly soft kisses up and down the back of your neck. He removed his fingers finally and you opened your eyes, a shy smile now gracing your face and you glanced up at Yoongi holding his phone, still filming. He grinned at you, stroking his fingers down your cheek and you held your arms out to him, wanting him to put it down and come close to join you and Jimin, who'd settled himself behind you with a hand trailing over your thigh. Turning the camera off, he automatically sent it through to the group chat, watching as the little icons signifying the rest of the boys opening his message, and he grinned. Casting his phone aside, he ignored the little dings coming through as they began replying and watching. Leaning in close he pressed his lips against yours, sighing as your fingers laced through his hair. You broke away as Jimin poked your sides, turning to find him pouting cutely. "I never got a kiss! And I did all the work!"

You giggled at his silliness and a smile spread across both the boys faces as they heard the noise. "Of course Minnie, how could I forget!" Many little kisses were tickling Jimin's cheeks as you attacked him cutely and he laughed, wrapping his arms around you and squeezing you tightly. His lips finally caught yours and it didn't take long before you were pressing your chest tightly to his, moaning softly against his lips as he lightly grabbed your lower lip between his teeth. Feeling Yoongi's hand trailing up your leg, you immediately disconnected your lips from Jimin with a gasp, breathing deeply before pulling Yoongi's face down until his lips met yours again. Jimins hands were tugging at the hem of your shirt and you paused to remove it, his hands and mouth quickly finding their places on your breasts. The pleasure spiked through you and your hips lifted gently as Yoongi's fingers met your inner thigh, soft whimpers leaving your mouth. He pulled back just enough to speak, breath mingling with yours. "You want more princess?"

His touch brushed around the top and sides of your heat, but never went where you really wanted them to. Jimin chuckled against your chest, lips leaving a nipple to press wet kisses up your neck and behind your ear. "Yes!" Your breathing stuttered as Jimin caught the skin of your neck between his teeth and you moaned even louder, nails digging into his thigh. "Please fuck me." You weren't sure who's groan was louder but both of them sprang into action, stripping out of their clothes quickly and silently discussing with their eyes over who would get to go first. Jimin seemed to luck out, quickly turning to settle himself between your thighs as Yoongi returned to his spot on the ottoman, now freely stroking his hard length. You watched his hand, licking your lips hungrily, before your gaze was torn back to Jimin. Pumping his length as well, he dragged the leaking head against your dripping entrance, combining your wetness with his own and you whimpered excitedly, pressing your hips down towards his. Clicking his tongue behind his teeth, his grip on your hips turned bruisingly firm and you groaned. "Patience sweetheart. I'll give you what you want eventually."

You couldn't seem to look away from his stroking hand but you didn't have to, you could hear the smirk in his voice. "Not eventually, now, please!" Your whimpers turned almost childish as you squirmed petulantly, desperately seeking the friction of his hands, length, anything! "I've waited long enough Jimin!" "So impatient," The stretch you felt from his fingers earlier was nothing compared to the delectable burn of his length finally thrusting into you. His forehead landed on your chest, mouth numbly nipping at your skin as he hissed in pleasure, rolling his hips tightly against yours. "Shit sweetheart, you feel so good," You moaned in response, lifting your hips to press into his. "Please, move baby." You whimpered, pussy throbbing around his cock as your body begged for your second release. He gave in, pulling back against the tight suction of your walls refusing to release him, before slamming back into you with a deep roll of his hips. Your legs immediately came up to slip around his waist, pulling him in close. Back arching, you couldn't help but let your nails catch on the skin of his shoulders, running down over his chest and skimming his sides. "God, baby. So tight and wet for me, such a good girl." He moaned, dropping down onto his elbows at your sides and hooking his hands up around your shoulders to pull you down harder on his length and you felt his tip align perfectly with your spot. "Fuck, just like that!" Your moans were high pitched and breathless, lips catching on the curve of his neck and nipping at the sensitive skin, causing his hips to stutter momentarily. "Ji-min!" "Right there sweetheart?" He growled, the pace of his thrusts increasing in speed and force until your vision blurred and your toes curled. He pulled one hand free and slipped his fingertips up over your chin, your mouth opening on instinct to let them slide over your tongue. Pulling his fingers free from your lips with a moan, his hand slipped between your bodies to graze over your clit and you nearly stopped breathing all together. The careless flicks of his fingers over the sensitive bundle of nerves driving you over the edge before you could speak a legible word of warning, a muffled scream escaping you.

He hissed out a curse as your walls tightened further around him, wet heat dripping from around his length and his head dropped back, husky groans rumbling through his chest. Whimpering in oversensitivity, your mind began to clear from the blissful haze and your ears caught onto the low grunts sounding from above you. You lifted your head slightly, your gaze immediately caught on a very flushed, sweaty Min Yoongi, head thrown back and hand moving quickly up and down his length, back arching in pleasure as he listened to your cries. Dislodging your fingers from where they'd twisted into Jimin's hair, you reached out to him desperately, fingers managing to barely graze his knee but catching his attention nonetheless. He shuffled forward until your hand gripped his length and you pulled him eagerly towards your mouth, muffling the moans escaping your throat as you took him deep, gagging slightly as your throat tightened in protest. Jimins head dropped to your chest after watching you swallow around Yoongi's cock, feeling his balls tighten as his release drew closer; the tight, wet heat of your walls still drawing him in deliciously and your eyes fluttered open to meet his as you felt his length begin to swell. Yoongi hissed a warning above you, fingers tightening in your hair and you moaned lowly around him, tongue catching on the underside of his leaking head with every stroke. And it wasn't long before he was yanking your head back and ordering you to open up. "Here it comes princess, tongue out for daddy." His voice was gruff as his abs tightened, letting your hand do the work as you jerked him to his orgasm. Jimin couldn't hold back any longer after watching the first shot of Yoongi's cum land on your tongue. Quickly pulling out of your pussy to climb over your body and join Yoongi, he dragged a tightly closed fist over his cock until finally stilling, whining groans escaping him as he watched his cum mingle with Yoongi's on your lips, chin and tongue. You moaned breathlessly, heavy lidded eyes looking up at both of them as you swallowed everything they gave you, fingers catching the rivulets escaping down your chin and jaw and sucking them into your mouth. Slow claps filled the room and you jumped in surprise, both Jimin and Yoongi's heads spinning quickly only to stop on the silhouettes in the open lounge room door. Hoseok’s hands paused in their clapping as your gazes fell on him, eyes dark and piercing as they connected with yours. Taehyung stood behind him, leant against the doorframe as his eyes dragged up your body, catching on the drying mess on your lips with a dark smirk. "Sorry," Hoseok’s voice filled the now silent room with ease, demanding your attention with his heavy drawl as he stalked forward to stand at the end of the couch, belt quickly snapping open and triggering a whimper from you, "We didn't realise this was supposed to be a private party. But somehow I don't think you mind our lack of invite. Right, Angel?"

You were so screwed.

[sayonaralullaby-a]

Okay, here’s a list of my reactions to the Woods because I love it so much and I Gotta™, plus an Anon was wondering about my thoughts on it, so it’s there at the end. Warning for spoilers, of course. 

MY REACTIONS TO THE WOODS:

Someone be hurt ( killed? ) already in the film, what a great start

Though can I just say that the very first severals shots of the sceneries were absolutely stunning?? W o w

AND THAT INTRO MUSIC, FUCK YEAH, I’M LOVING IT

AND MY THREE BOIS LOOKING NICE AF, ESPECIALLY JAMES

Dammit Cib, smh, ya gonna kill everyone with your smoking shenanigans 

Cib’s soft “sorry” though after Steven told him not to smoke in his dad’s car, awe

The shots in the grocery stories and the boys entering and going across???? My Aesthetic™

Cib’s????? laugh??????? What was that??????? lmfao

Who dat cashier man??????????

James’ enthusiasm for marshmallows and throwing the bag of it at Steven is honestly Me As Fuck. Plus I can honestly imagine I’d be like that to Casey if we ever go shopping together. Just fucking throw food at him that I want to buy.

wAit wasn’t that janitor the guy from the beginning of the film???????

Also rip bottles

DEVIN MY BOI, AND DAMN, WHAT AN AESTHETIC LOOK™

To be honest, this whole film is an Aesthetic™

Mhm, poor Devin

As I hope Mimi and Elliott’s relationship would be fixed soon,,,,,, I’m so gay for Mimi,,, by e,,,,

Man, the cabin looks really coolio, lemme comment on that

Steven standing and looking out at the porch?? Good stuff

W E L P THAT’S GROSS

BUT ANYWAY,,,, THE COLOURING OF THE NEXT SCENE IS SO NICE???????

GET SLAMMED DEVIN

Cib giving a surprise peak kiss to Mimi and being a dumb dork asdfasdfasdf

Where ya going, James?

,,, OOF,,,, STEVEN BBY 

I don’t care how cheesy scenarios like that is, but I absolutely fucking love when there would be a scene when Character A would be distant with everyone else who were having fun and such, and Character B notices A wasn’t around and decided to hang out with them before they just have this moment together that is a mixture of silliness and seriousness, but even if the characters laughs and pokes on each other, there is still something behind that particular part that just makes your chest get that feeling of butterflies fluttering regardless.

“Love you, man.” Awe

Cops…. Uh oh.

Oh God, I hate when a music that’s like funky switches over with a scary and mystery vibe to it, I don’t trust it

I also don’t trust when there are shots taken behind the cop’s back when he approaches by the cabin’s door, n o p e

“Steve Steven” Was that meant to be a dad joke @ Officer

And we’re back to the funky music with nothing too bad happening during that scene, good ( I mean, shits gotta strike soon, so… )

AND DEAR POOR CAE WAS WRONG

BIT C H WHAT THEFUCK THIS SOON ALREADY???

Smh teenagers

O sh I t what the fuck was that and Steven be spooked 

Steven pouring alcohol on Cib’s head??? That would be Casey at me, tbh

“Steven waterboarded me” asdfasdfasdfasdf

Someone should really need to help Mimi and Eliot with their mess of a relationship, oof

Aa a a a. Aa. Aa a a a a a a aaaaaaa I’m so shook the cop be d e a d

OH MY GOD IT’S THE D E M O N

ELLIOTTTT N O

THE SHOT WITH MIMI AND STEVEN TOGETHER ASDFDASDGAGS 

CHRIST, EVERYONE’S EXPRESSIONS DURING THAT SCENE WERE DONE AT SUCH PERFECT POINT THAT CAN MY HEART AC H E

OH NO,,,,, DEVIN,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

OH MY GOD CIB FUCK NO NOT YOU TOO

IMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

YES DEVIN SHOOT THE BITCH

AWE CHRI S T DE VI NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

NECK TRAUMAS ARE ALWAYS THE WORSE FUCKING THING TO GO THROUGH AND I HATE NECK TRAUMAS SO DAMN MUCH ASDFSASDFDAASD FUC KKKKK CIB NO MY BOI

MIMI’S ACTING IN THIS PART THOUGH I WANT TO CR YYYYY ASDFASDFASDF

ALSO WHEN JAMES LOOKED AT HIS HANDS AND SEE THERE WERE BLOOD ( CIB’S BLOOD ) BEFORE HE YELLED, “FUCK NO” AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

STEVEN’S EXPRESSION, I WANNA HUG HIM,,,,,,

I WANNA HUG THE THREE OF THEM SO MUCH, NOOOOO………..

James’ small speech about Cib with what he thought on the stars, fUC k me U P

Mimi asking if they’re going out asdfgsgagshd m e

Go d I’m so scared, I’m clinging on to my Eevee plushie so hard pffffffttttttttttttt

When Steven turned on the car engine and the music blasted out, that’s honestly Iconic

W H O M S T

HEY, IT’S THE CASHIER MAN WITH THE JANITOR

Steven’s expression when Mimi asked him if he knew the cashier man omggg I love him so much

Holy shit

HOLY SHIT

J A M E S  F U C K I N  D E A N G E L I S

OH MY GOD, WHAT A FUCKING BADASS, JAMES I LOV YOU SO MUCH

THE MUSIC ASDFASDFASDF HELLLLL YEAHHHHHHH HHH H 

MY OVERALL THOUGHTS ON THE WOODS:

It’s indeed a good short film, I’ll tell ya that! Though because the film was done in 23 minutes, I assume due to time constraints with the budgets and such, I won’t touch too much upon the main and sub plots and characters, as making connections with the characters or not. I personally feel like with the Woods being filmed for only 23 minutes, one shouldn’t be too harsh on how the plotline wouldn’t make a lot of sense as it was needed to be fleshed out more or how the characters are bland, something along the line.

The acting was wonderful, though kudos to Mimi and James for making the certain scenes more emotional than it should’ve asdasdfasf ( which isn’t much of a surprise because James’ known to do acting, though I’m not too familiar with Mimi so I don’t know about her, but despite the shoutouts, everyone did awesome regardless ).

Makeups are mmmm 👌👌👌 — also that demon though, omg, I’m just grateful its’ appearance design didn’t give me any nightmares when I went back to sleep after watching the film, but I really like the design to it.

They did a pretty good job on making the scenes not being too short or long.

Good music choices. Definitely fits along with where the scenes goes.

I don’t really hold a lot of expectations from plotlines of the films ( an hour/two hour or less ) that holds horror elements to it since it’s pretty predictable what would happen ( also the Woods sort of gives me that Until Dawn vibe, oooo ), BUT when Steven, James and Mimi were escaping from the woods, it still got me tensed anyway as bOI where the Hell was that fucking demon and I don’t want Steven, James and/or Mimi to die as well, y’know???? Also the ending????????? I seriously didn’t expect that. At all.

Do I even need to comment on the visuals/choreography? God, does it deserve an award for having an amazing choreography.

I’ll most likely add more into this post as I probably forget a bunch, but final thoughts??? I’m extremely proud of the Pine Crew. Really, I personally don’t care that much of how good the film was done as in the plotlines, characters, pacing, etc, and all of that professional stuff. I just love how they’re experiencing something different and new than what they usually do in their channel, and the fact they filmed all of this with such passion and love into it for three days only and it’s their first film is phenomenal. I extremely hope they’ll be able to do a next film, maybe even for Christmas, but!!! Despite the cliche plots and bland characters, the Woods is a good film that was created with a lovely amount of enthusiasm and effort into it nevertheless, and I love it so much. It definitely made this year’s October more meaningful to me.

[euphoricguk]

Out And About

Member/Pairing: Jimin x Taehyung/VMin 

Genre: Pierced! Jimin AU; Nerd Brother! Taehyung AU; High School! AU; MxM

Word Count: 1.6K 

Triggers/Warnings: Cursing

Author Note:  A while ago I wanted to write a Pierced! Jimin AU because well...do I need to say more? I also wanted to try some new stuff on this blog so here’s my gay mxm debut. Hope y’all enjoy~

“...Anyway, he failed me because I didn’t write the paper so, now I have detention.”

“I fucking told you that guy was an asshole when you signed up for his class. ‘Wholesome, educational environment’ my ass... You’re still coming tonight though, right?”

Jimin was seated on top of the blue lunch tables of the cafeteria, back curved as he looked down at Yumi who was seated on the bench in front of him, stuffing her face with a ham and cheese sandwich from the deli.

“I planned on it,” she said before swallowing her bite, quickly leaning back down to take another one, “but I don’t know. I’m not going to screw myself over and fail his class and have to retake it next year, so...I kind of need to go so I can make up the paper, you feel?”

“I get you, ” he trailed off. Easily distracted, Jimin’s eyes roamed the seemingly endless flocks of students crowded in the food court, a look somewhere between disgust and interest plastered across his face. Only when he saw a girl coming out with a slice of pizza did he remember he had been starving all day.

“Let me get a bite,” Jimin said as he reached down toward Yumi’s sandwich and, in turn, got his hand swatted at.

“Go get your own food, loser.”

As his lips turned up into a smirk, the sun shined down directly onto his face, making his nose ring glisten in the spring daylight.

“Fuck you,” he said, jumping down from the table and picking up his backpack.

“No, thanks. I don’t like little girls.”

“Ha ha, very funny.” After grabbing his drink, Jimin began walking away from the table, slipping his sunglasses onto his face as if he was some kind of pop star. “Aye!”

Yumi looked up from her sandwich and closed her mouth, which was preparing to take another bite. “What?”

“Did you ever get around to asking your brother if he wanted to come with us?”

A few weeks ago when the idea of throwing a party first came up, Jimin had suggested that Yumi ask her little brother to come along, too. 

Taehyung. 

The class nerd that had straight A’s, played tennis, and read books for fun.

“Taehyung? Kim Taehyung? The 11th grader? My little brother? Why would you want him to come hang with us,” Yumi asked in complete shock the day Jimin asked her about it.

Yumi’s friends, quite obviously, were not the straight A type. More like...straight C’s and D’s...and the occasional B from Jun or Yumi in subjects that a 6th grader could pass.

“I don’t know,” Jimin had said while he laid in the grass field of the park him and Yumi frequented, “we never invite him to go anywhere with us and every time I come over to your place, he’s always in his room studying something… Seems kinda boring, don’t you think?”

Yumi, who was lying down next to him, feet toward his head (she had kicked him in the face a few times “on accident”), sat up at his statement. A look of confusion and disbelief was on her face as she thought about what her best friend had just told her.

“Bro. Did you like...smoke or something before coming here? What you’re saying doesnt even make any sense. First of all, you hated my brother when you first met him in middle school and once we became friends you still picked on him. Now, all of sudden, you feel sorry for the dude? What the fuck Jimin.”

“Look,” he shouted and then huffed in frustration before continuing. “I’m not saying he’s my best friend. I’m just saying. It wouldn’t kill you to just ask him. All I want you to do is ask, okay? Jesus Christ.”

Squinting her eyes at him suspiciously, Yumi only shrugged and replied with a simple “Okay.”

“Yeah, I asked him,” she turned around and placed one leg on each side of the lunch bench and faced Jimin. “He said no.”

“Oh… Uh, okay cool. Later. You better come tonight.”

“Worry about yourself, Chim Chim.” As a reply, Jimin simply put up a peace sign as he walked away.

“Yumi!”

“What do you want, Tae? I’m kind of busy.” Yumi rummaged through her drawers as she searched for something to wear, throwing clothes all over her room.

“Have you seen my highlighters? ...And can you like, not change in front of me, please,” Taehyung said as he covered his glasses.

“No, I havent and calm down I have a bra on. Just turn around if it bothers you so much.”

“Ugh, okay. Thanks,” he said as he turned around to leave.

In the middle of tying her shoelaces, Yumi received a message.

Hey, sorry but i cant make it 2nite. stomach ache

From: The Dork™, 10:09 PM

“Hey, Tae! Come lock the door, I’ll be back later. Make sure you eat something besides graph paper and science textbooks,” she yelled up at Taehyung’s room before walking out.

Uh...why aren’t you coming?

From: Yumi , 10:26 PM

Damn r u blind or something? s t o m a c h a c h e

From: The Dork ™ , 10:28 PM

I saw the “stomach ache” but that’s bs and u know it

From: Yumi, 10:29 PM

so y dont u wanna go dude?

From: Yumi, 10:29 PM

idk just not feelin it

From: The Dork™ , 10:31 PM

K well I’ll drink a beer for u

From: Yumi , 10:33 PM

hav fun brooooo!1!!!!!!1111!!1!1

From: The Dork™ , 10:34 PM

-_-

From: Yumi , 10:35 PM

“Did you see Min when he tried to walk on water and almost drowned in the pool?” Yumi laughed when she pictured the look on his face once he got out. Fumbling with her keys she made her way upstairs, plopping down on her bed as soon as she could.

“I know!! It was crazy… Well, I’m gonna go grab some food. I might call you later tonight.” She nodded and hung the phone up, rubbing her belly while it grumbled.

Despite almost tripping three times while going downstairs, Yumi successfully made herself a gourmet meal called cereal. As she ate at the dining table, out of the corner of her eye, she spotted a pair of black boots that looked awfully familiar to Jimin’s. Same color and everything.

Hm. That’s weird. 

Maybe he left them here last time he came, Yumi thought to herself. Placing her bowl in the kitchen sink, she began her retreat back up the stairs where she nearly face planted only once.

When u were here last week did u leave ur black boots?

From: Yumi , 3:29 AM

Opting to read his reply in the morning versus waiting for it, she locked her phone and threw it on the computer chair to the left of her. Just as she was about to fall asleep, eyes closed and snuggled up to her pillow, Yumi heard giggling coming from the room next door to her.

Taehyung’s room.

Tae, your cartoons seriously aren’t that funny shut the hell up and go to sleep, she mumbled to herself as she turned over and grabbed her blanket to cover her ears.

Rather than getting up the first time, Yumi decided to give him a chance to knock it off himself. The first time she didn’t say anything. The second time she didn’t say anything.

However, the third time… The third time she couldn’t help but growl in frustration as she sat up, pulled the blanket off of her, and made her way across the hall to her brother’s door. Without knocking, Yumi stormed into his room.

“Kim Taehyung! It’s like 4 o’clock in the fuc-”

She couldn’t tell if she was hallucinating at the moment, but she was positive she saw Taehyung, her little brother, and Jimin, her best friend, cuddling with each other on Taehyung’s bed.

“I… Am I insane or…”

Both Jimin and Taehyung looked beyond shocked as they stared wide-eyed at Yumi standing in the doorway, looking equally as shocked, if not more.

“Uh,” started Jimin as he cleared his throat and sat up in Taehyung’s bed, “well...you’re not insane…”

“Wait, wait, wait. You two are… You and him are… YOU DITCHED ME TONIGHT FOR HIM?!”

“Yeah… Sorry about that I would’ve told you b-”

“I can’t believe you guys kept this from me. How long has this even been going on,” Yumi asked, shifting the weight on her feet and crossing her arms over her chest.

“About six months, right,” Taehyung answered as he looked at Jimin, who was fiddling with the jewelry hanging from his lip (a nervous habit of his), for confirmation.

Scoffing at the situation and her own cluelessness, Yumi was still thoroughly speechless. For a few awkward, silent minutes, no one said anything. Taehyung and Jimin couldn’t help but stare at Yumi, who was clearing trying to make sense of the situation as she furrowed her eyebrows and bites at her nails while staring at the ground.

Her sigh is what breaks the thick, silent air.

“Look, I just came in here to tell you to shut up but, obviously, this,” she motioned toward Jimin and Taehyung, “wasn’t what I was expecting.”

“Yumi, we can expl-”

“First, there’s nothing to explain. The situation is pretty clear since most guys don’t hold hands and cuddle in each other’s bed unless there’s something going on. Second, your relationship doesn’t bother me, although I would’ve liked to know about it. I’m not mad at you,” she looks at Taehyung and then at Jimin, who she shoots a glare at, “...two.”

Yumi turned around to begin walking out of the room and stopped just before closing the door.

“And stop giggling so loud. Some people do enjoy sleeping,” she said and then closed the door after.

“...well, that d-”

“And good night, losers,” Yumi yelled across the hall before closing her bedroom door.

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a - age: 16

b - biggest fear: Dying

c - current time: 0:11 AM

d - drink you last had: De l’eau mamère.

e - every day starts with: "Oh I suceeded waking up at a reasonable time this morning ! I’ll just resst a little on my bed to remember the dream I had aaaaAand I’m gone back to sleep fuc me”

f - favorite song: this question is stupid imo

g - ghosts, are they real: What is real ? Are we the ghost living in our body ? Can I be more edgy ? The only thing that I know is that I don’t know.

h - hometown: Montpelier mamère

i - in love with: u. insert lenny face

j - jealous of: idk, people who gare fameous for nothing ? I feel like I could use some of their fame to do “better”, you know. Like, living while not being toxic.

k - killed someone: nah

l - last time you cried: no idea

m - middle name: “JtenculePD” Its a pretty rare french name.

n - number of siblings: 0

o - one wish: I’d like to get big grades and the knowledges that goes with it, right now.

p - person you last called/texted: @sososucre

q - questions you’re always asked: ““why u draw manga ? why she aint have a body “ “ why u dont like when i look at u while u draw “ “ why u not be more gentle “ “ why u no stop” “ ya, yamete” “yamete kudasai”

r - reasons to smile: my ocs, stupid fandom sht, future plans coming up, seing someone I like

s - song last sang: DONT, STOP ME, NOOOOWWW

t - time you woke up: school: 6:00 am / no school:  1:00 - 3:00 pm

u - underwear color: A lot of different colors

v - vacation destination: my grandparents. êvê

w - worst habit: lazyness. Also I dont brush my teeth enough during vacations

x - x-rays you’ve had: idk

y - your favorite food: yo mama

z - zodiac: Im too special to have a zodia ok ( actually it’s sagitarius )