#LOOK HOW CUTE YOTSUTSUJI IS

[matenrou-fan]

Hi, could I request Jakurai, Jyuto and Hifumi with a reader that can see the future?

Jakurai, Jyuto and Hifumi with a NB! s/o that can see the future

NBreader;; just wholesome stuff;;

-He's both interested and worried.

-So, you can see the future? How did you do this? How long have you had this ability? Can you show him?

-Jakurai is curious, is it your natural skill or maybe it was something that you somehow received from Chuoku. Who knows, if they were able to create hypnomic, who would stop them from experimenting on people?

-So he would listen really carefully, even if you get this power yourself or were born with that.

-As doc AND your boyfriend he also worried if this ability affects your health. If it takes too much strength from you he would try to make sure that you don 't use it that much.

-"Mm? You used your ability today because Dice wanted to know what lottery ticket would win?" - Jakurai looks at you with a slightly surprised face, and then a soft smile irradiates his face. - "Hehe, trying to help others with your powers? It's so sweet of you, darling, but remember to not push yourself too hard, okay?"

-Of course he would ask you to see his future too, but only a little bit. He thinks there's something interesting about the mystery of the future, Jakurai is sure that people need to explore everything themselves, but there's one thing that he wants to know.

-"Sorry for bothering you, s/o.. I do hope you feel good right now and can help me with my little request, if you wish.." - his voice is soft and quiet as always but you can hear some slight nervousness in it.

-It's about his son, Yotsutsuji. All that your boyfriend wants to know is if his son will be able to wake up from a coma, as thoughts about him and his well-being chasing Jakurai every day.

-He both wants and doesn't want to know about this, as he is afraid the truth would be far away from his expectations. But he also wished that you would give him a little hope with your answer..

-That's something surprising for him.

-But Jyuto is more chill about it, and mostly used your mysterious skill as another reason to flirt.

-"So you can see the future? Hoho, that's why you dressed so cute today?" - he got closer, touching your chin so you would look at him - "You knew you would meet me and decided to make an impression on my heart?"

-He's quite curious but not really worried. Well, if you feel good and it's not hurt you during the process then why not? Maybe some time ago, before the H era, Jyuto was skeptical about all paranormal things but he literally can beat people with rap now, so there's nothing surprising that someone can read the future.

-I don't think he would ask you to use your ability to help him with work or something, he doesn't want you to feel that he dates you only for the profit, after all.

-And also he would make sure no other people would take advantage of your strength. Even if you're actually calm and collected, for him you're too precious and naive, it's so easy to lure you into some troubles and bad stories..! So Jyuto would check all the strange humans around you.

-But of course he also wants to know if he would succeed in his goals to get more promotions in work and also eradicate the drug traffic.

-This is probably the only thing he would ask you about, as it's one of the few topics about which he's never joking.

-Also;; If you can see a future can you also change it? So if something in his future plans actually gets bad, he will just change his tactics to not get into this situation you warn him about.

-"When we just met I thought I would be your guardian.." - he smirks, patting your head. - "But it seems that you are my little guardian angel, mm?"

-Ahhh, he's so excited…!

-There's so so so many things he wants to ask about..! Hifumi is just SO curious about your ability now!!

-What would happen with Matenrou? Will they be able to win a division rap battle again? Will Doppo always be so negative about his work?? And the most important question for him.. Will he be able to win in this fight against his fear..?

-"Ahhh no, no, no, don't say it!!" - he whines and giggles, jumping around you - "It's so interesting, but I don't even know if I actually want to hear it.. Ahhh, how hard..!"

-Isn't this more funny to have some surprise from fate? That's how Hifumi thinks.

-He loves to explore everything himself, as he always has a positive mindset and is waiting for some interesting gifts from the future, even from every next day.

-Well but sometimes he still can't control himself and starts clinging to you with a bunch of questions, absolutely random and small questions about the near future.

-He just can't help but get so curious about your skill and how you can improve it. Hey, what if you will also learn how to rap?? Maybe you will get a rap ability that is related to your clairvoyance??

-"I can be your teacher, your guide in this long path of hard but pleasing work with your mind and imagination..! Let me be your service and help you reach the highest point of your capability..!"

-You notice that Hifumi was in his gray suit already, going to a meeting with Matenrou as he said this pompous speech. He looks at you with a charming smile and takes your hand - "I'm sure Sensei and Doppo-kun wouldn't mind your presence so why don't you get a sneak peek at our training?"

[ayadoesart42]

Hi! Could you rate your favorite characters with like a reason you put them there? If not just rate them? Thank you!

Hi I have no idea how I missed this in my inbox and I have no idea how long its been here so I am so sorry for that but absolutely!! The characters are by far my favorite part of hypnosis mci because of how layred they are

Samatoki. This isn't a hard desision for first, I love him because he's not perfect. He is far from a functional human being and its the best thing ever to pick apart his brain and what enviormental conditions cause him to do something. Also he's a good big brother with a little sister so... <3 from me

This is a really hard decision because the rest fluxuates a lot. Right now I'd have to say Jiro becuase he tries so hard and is just such a goofy character and I have a lot of fun writing with him. Also minor/major gender envy

Ichiro. He's basic but really cool. Honestly, he's a thirst trap I have fallen into XD Also minor/major gender envy and I look up to him as a big brother role model for me and my little sister

Sasara. I love the outwardly funny but actually depressed character, and I also kin Sasara in a lot of ways (down to wearing ugly suits just because I want to) And I really want to give him a hug.

Jyuto. He's so fabulous and homosexual

Kuukou. I love and adore Kuukou's crazy personality and the vulgarity is hilarious, not many points for actions but they give me a chance to research Zen Buhdism and they're fabulous, so.

Hifumi and Doppo. There is no Hifumi without his Doppo and there is no Doppo without his Hifumi. They care for each other and need each other in such a wholesome way it makes my heart so happy.

Yotsutsuji. Such a minor character but the care and love for Jakurai is adorable.

Jakurai. So graceful and selfless, also good Hitoya's wife/lh

Nemu. So queen, we stan

Riou. As a character he's okay but I LOVE Yuuki Byrnes so extra points for that

Saburo. He's cute

Dice. He's okay.

Jyushi. He's annoying when in new person mode but cute when not

Hitoya. He's okay.

Rosho. He's okay.

Gentaro. He's okay.

Rei. I get that he's not 100% a terrible person, but there are a lot of things that he does that just makes me ugh. Aside from that, I honestly don't find him very funny. Just all around not for me.

Ramuda. Broke Sasasama and is annoying.

SHOULD I DO THIS WITH STAGEPLAY CHARACTERS?????

[kekekeyamada]

official visuals for yotsutsuji & h*nobono ‼️

came back from the dead to post this 😁👍

[luytenae]

Again, JakuRamu kisses

It's been a long while since I've last felt this involved in a ship, and I'm proud to see how the love I have for them is helping me to write. Writing has always been a hobby of mine, but it's been a very, very long while since I kept writing with consistency. So, with these kisses prompt I found, I'm making them kiss in every single way I can! I truly hope you're enjoying these as much as I do!

Kiss number 14: casually

Jakurai was a devoted doctor. No matter the situation, he was always ready for his patients; whether it was serious or just a small scratch. Deep down, he felt like it was his duty, that he had the obligation to do so; as if saving as many lifes as possible now would make up for the ones he had taken in the past. He carried this heavy burden in silence, wearing a tender smile as his past weighed in his heart.

Today was an usual day: another busy shift at Shinjuku’s Central Hospital. Nurses up and down the corridors, patients waiting for their diagnosis, and busy doctors walking around with coffees in hand, ready to continue their jobs. Jakurai waved goodbye to his most recent patient –a 12 years old girl who had to undergo surgery not that long ago, and was there for a check-up– and her mother. As soon as the door closed, he let out a soft sigh. It wasn't out of exhaustion, but still had a bittersweet feeling. The young girl could have ended up in a coma if it hadn’t been for Jakurai’s surgery, and it made him think. Think about Yotsutsuji.

What could he do for him? What should have he done? The doctor still had no clue. And it pained him, not knowing. Everything was clear now with Ramuda, so why didn't the answers come? He was seen as a “Superman”, but still, he wasn't able to save the boy he treated as his own son.

Lost in thoughts, the vibration on his phone was what made him exit his mind. He looked at the lit screen, reading the clock on it. Right, it was now his break. Diligently, he woke up from his chair, tidied the room, and proceeded to go out for lunch.

It was a clear day, and the sun was shining brightly outside. The doctor took a seat by the window in the cafeteria, opened his lunchbox and started eating its content, savouring each part of his meal. Some colleagues passed by, started a little bit of chit-chat with him, and after a couple of minutes said their goodbyes, following their day and fulfilling their duties. Jakurai decided to take it easier and enjoy his break a little bit more, since his next appointment wasn’t until the next hour. He had plenty of time to clear his mind and refresh. He wasn’t tired, but still needed a little rest.

After changing clothes, he went out for a quick stroll around the surroundings of the Hospital. He happened to walk by a 7-Eleven, which, per se, wasn't something remarkable. Instead, what made him enter the shop was what he saw from the corner of his eye when he was about to walk past the store: a familiar pink head going through the sweets aisle.

“Amemura-kun?”

As if answering to the call, said head quickly moved, changing his field of vision from the chocolate bars to the doctor, trying to locate where did the voice come from.

“Ahaha! It’s the old coot! Whatcha doin’ here?”

Ramuda replied as soon as he made visual contact, leaving a box of strawberry flavored pocky inside the basket.

“That should be my line. What are you doing in Shinjuku?”

Ramuda smiled, trotting to an apparently shocked Jakurai. Once he was by his side, he grabbed his hands happily, leaving the shopping basket aside and shaking them joyfully.

“I juuuust happened to be around here! You see, a lovely lady from Shinjuku is gonna be a model for my next collection, and of course I had to go and take her measures, y’know? After that, I saw this 7-Eleven had some good deals on sweets and I wasn’t throwing away my shot! Look, look! Isn’t it totes amazing?! ✩”

The designer motioned to the basket, showing with pride what was going to be his purchase. Jakurai frowned at the sight of so many sugary items, and sighed as he shook his head.

“You are hopeless, Amemura-kun…”

“Why do you say that now?! Boo, stop being a party pooper!”

Nonetheless, even after reprimending his habits, Jakurai accompanied him to the cash register, picking up a couple of items he knew were on his shopping list.

“Well, now that you’ve made me company during my shopping spree, the cool and cute Ramuda will walk you back to the hospital! ✩”

The doctor laughed tenderly, giving his partner a short headpat.

“Sure, Ramuda. Let’s go, then”

The pink haired man nodded triumphantly, and, with his free hand, he grabbed Jakurai’s, walking down the streets by his side. The taller man replied with the same gesture, holding his hand back and walking at Ramuda’s pace. They walked down the streets with ease, as Jakurai knew his city as well as the back of his own hand.

Ramuda still had a difficult time at reading people, but he now had a couple of basic concepts. However, Jakurai was another thing. They knew each other way too well by now, and although his understandings of social context and manners were still poor, he could feel how the doctor was more at ease when nobody was keeping an eye on them. As if Jakurai was trying to make Ramuda appear more well-mannered in front of people and strangers; since he knew well that, deep down, the doctor tolerated –and even followed– his antics. Ramuda shrugged his shoulders, deciding to leave the topic for now. That’s just how he is, he thought. And he wouldn’t change nothing about his beloved doctor. For him, it was enough to make his gloomy mood dissapear for the day.

Sadly for the couple, their little stroll came to an end when they stopped by the main entrance, where Jakurai bid Ramuda farewell. In a sudden rush, the designer grabbed his coat before the doctor could go inside, raising to his tiptoes and making him bend over. The taller man didn’t have a minute to counteract the actions –not that he was planning on doing so– and, as soon as Ramuda felt the distance was enough, he left a soft kiss on Jakurai’s lips, caressing his cheeks during the process. The lilac haired man kissed him back, taking that casual gesture with pleasure. He wouldn’t mind getting used to kiss him goodbye, after all.

“See you at home tonight!”

After a quick hug, Ramuda waved him goodbye and left the hospital, probably going back to their flat. To their home.

Jakurai smiled, knowing that, at the end of the day, he would not come back to an empty house. Once again, his beloved designer managed to help him clear his mind with his carefree behaviour, somehow letting him know that he also deserved to rest.

“I can’t wait to go home, then”

[nanbaka-82]

No one asked and no one will probably read but here’s songs that remind me of some of my most beloved hypmic boyos (Yes I wrote this at five am and I was being biased) Alert this is very long and shitty don’t read if ya don’t wanna get a brain rot and I advise you not to break your mind before 2nd drb.

Bonus up top:

All Stars + Kotonohoto:

- This Is The Moment - Macklemore & Ryan Lewis

CLASSIC LOVE IT KEEP GETTING DRB VIBES

- I’m Ready - AJR

THIS IS LIKE DIVISION ALL STARS VS KOTONOHOTO

Yotsutsuji:

- Three Thirty - AJR

IM NOT SURE ABOUT THIS ONE AT ALL but since he’s a character that we never really got to understand and analyze, or maybe the fact that he was put falsely into his comatose state pains me.

“You start thinking about the clock ticks, you get nervous, you start stressing, so how am I supposed to fit this, in three minutes, and thirty seconds?”

“Listen to my aching heart. Quick before you skip the song. We are human after all. And we. Don’t. Stay. For. Long”

Naughty Dialogue/MCD +:

- Bang - AJR 

JUST LOVE THE VIBE 

“I’m way too young to lie here forever (IchiKuko) I’m way too old to try so whatever (SamaSasa) so come hang! We’ll go out with a bang!”

- Partners in crime - ft. Ash Costello

The vibe too! Idk I really like it!

- A Bud Like You - AJR

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT FITS THEM EVEN MORE HELL YES

Naughty Busters: 

- Rope - Kulick

“I keep slipping on down but I can’t let go yet”

Pain 

- Kids In The Dark - All Time Low 

 “They left us alone, the kids in the dark, to burn out forever or light up a spark, we come together, state of the art, we’ll never surrender, so let the the world sing”

More pain but cute 

Mad Comic Dialogue:

- I’m Not Ok - Weathers 

HHHHH THIS SONG IS ONE OF MY FAVES

“IM JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE FUCKED UP LIKE EVERYONE ELSE”

- Weak - AJR 

“But I’m weak, and what’s wrong with that? Boy oh boy I love it when I fall for that” (fall for each other those Lil gay boiz)

- Broken -lovelytheband 

“I like that you’re broken broken like me, maybe that makes me a fool?” (sasa)

“I like that you’re lonely lonely like me, I could be lonely with you” (sama)

“There’s something tragic, but almost pure, think I could love you, but I’m not sure” (sama)

“It’s something wholesome, it’s something sweet, tucked in your eyes that I’d love to meet” (sasa)”

- Rose Colored Boy - Paramore 

Y e s 

- Sober Up- AJR

“Hello hello, I’m not where I’m supposed to be, I hope that you’re missing me, cuz it makes me feel young”

*Cries in SamaSasa*

“Won’t you help me sober up? Growing up had made me numb, and I wanna feel something again. Won’t you help me sober up? All the big kids say I’m drunk and I wanna feel something again. Won’t you help me feel something again... how’s it go again?”

“And I wanna feel something again. I just wanna feel something again. (My favorite color is you)”

“Can I finally feel something again?”

*Cries in SamaSasa again*

Otome (I’m so in it for her):

Dollhouse - Melanie Martinez 

Just. Her backstory. Shit. 

Fling Posse:

- TMD (Talk Me Down) - R & R 

This song just reminds me of the overall relationship between fling posse! I’d make an edit but I’m lazy and sad 

- It’s On Us - AJR

(Honestly AJR is my emotional anchor and it’s obvious)

“It’s not your fault you don’t feel safe it’s not your fault so don’t take blame (no it’s on us)”

“We can try together, make it right together, we can fight together, it’s on us, though your trust is stolen, though your heart is broken, you are never broken, it’s on us” 

“We know what we need to do we’ll be there it’s not on you”

Now da main course:

Samatoki Aohitsugi:

- Karma - AJR : 

THAT PART WHERE ITS LIKE “Where the hell is the karma?” HNGGG

- Can I Get a Witness - Sonreal :

OKAY hear me out:

“I fell in love with you cuz you made me feel, I fell in love with you cuz you kept it real, but you changed up on me, you changed your flow, and now I’ve been hating on you every where I go”

BASICALLY YEAH AND THE REST OF THE SONG TOO

- Honest - Nico Collins 

No comment... 

- Middle Finger - BOHNES 

Oh god I love this song 

“But I refuse to let you make me feel like I can’t fly, not only will I soar again, I’ll own the fucking sky” 

“Livin like a riot, setting off the sirens, fists are clenched I’m fighting, soul has been ignited, ain’t got time for dying, I’m too busy thriving, more than just surviving, heart is beating violent”

And just so much more, this song reminds of his spirit that no matter how many times it’s been broke down just won’t give up, and I love it

- Little Poor Me - Layto 

“I tried hard you know I care, I care, I care, just a little poor me, just a little poor me”

The way he protected what he loved with all his heart, Sasara and Nemu, yet, he still lost them at the end. 

Jyuto Iruma:

The Car - Nightly 

Idk why it fits him—the feel of it I guess 

Ramuda Amemura (maNy but I chose):

- Rabbit Hole - AViVA 

Gives me the feel where he drags people down with him but wants to escape 

- Hypnotized - AViVA

I DONT EVEN GOTTA FUCKIN SAY IT

“Can’t you see you’re hypnotized? Locked inside those eyes. Now don’t you go out at night, you’ll end up hypnotized”

“Look into my eyes find it so appealing look into my eyes send your body reeling, now you’re hypnotized, drag you down down down”

Gentaro Yumeno:

- The Way - Layto

Not so sure about this one—but 

“New Speak, show and tell, this will be my hardest sell, wise men, always say, sadness raps in golden plate” 

Reminds me of how he was bullied and unsocial in school, also how his care takers were elders and made him happy 

- 100 Bad Days - AJR

“A 100 days made a hundred good stories, a 100 good stories make me interesting in parties” 

NSJSBSJJSISS LISTEN IT F I T S

Dice Arisugawa:

- Disaster Party - MAGIC GIANT

FUCKIN-THIS SONG IS SO DICE STFU AND

“You’re a brave heart, but you’re broken, and an Angel, but you’re choking”

THIS REMINDS ME OF HOW DICE SILENTLY ACKNOWLEDGES GENTARO AND RAMUDA BUT DOESNT PUSH INTO THEIR BUSINESS! WHAT A GOOD BOY WE HAVE oh and

“Throw away all your money” hhhhh

- I’m Not Famous - AJR 

Reminds me oh how he could have been literal royalty but decided to say fuck it

Hifumi Izanami:

- Echo - Crusher-P

We don’t talk about why I link this to fumi 

- Oh oh and there’s this part in Parents - Yungblud, “Hi nice to meetcha! Got nothing to believe in! So tell me when my breathing, stops-“ idk it reminds me of his phobia and past 

- Make you Mine - Public The Band

HHHH HES SOFT BBY OKAY 

Doppo Kannonzaka:

- Isolate - SubUrban

“Segregated, situated, hanging on, sophisticated, liberated, nauseated, I just want my medication, individuality and blue lights give me headaches, I’m not changing for the better, I’m just changing clothes on weekends”

Need I say more?

- Come Hang Out - AJR

I personally love this one 

“Come hang out cuz you’re outta your mind, you’re working so damn hard, you forgot what you like, come hang out, don’t you leave us behind. But, I’ll be there next time”

“Come hang out cuz you’re missing your life”

“Should I go for more clicks this year? Or should I follow the click in my ear?”

I feel like this song is from everyone who cares about him which is also me—

Jyushi Aimono/Hitoya Amaguni:

- Crybaby - Melanie Martinez

ABSOLUTELY NOT SHIPPING but the part where it’s like 

“I look at you and I see myself”

Makes me cry because I remember how Hitoya lost his brother to bullying then you have Jyushi so he wants to help the little boy live his life and achieve his goals, unlike his brother, sadly

Sasara Nurude:

- My Play - AJR 

Fucking. Just watch the official vid. That’s all. It’s about parent divorce and slaps.

“When I show you my play, will you pretend you didn’t know, if I make a mistake? It’s gonna get really really really really bad, before it’s okay. But maybe you’ll forget it all, while you’re watching my play” 

- Rose Colored Boy - Paramore 

OHH BOY I WROTE A WHOLE FIC ABOUT THIS ON WATTPAD 

- Istanbul (Not Constantinople) 

FUNNY FUNNY SONG CLOWN LIKE FUNNY FUNNY 

Rei:

- Hushh - AViVA 

Fucker got one. 

“Hush Hush, keep your pretty mouth shut, hush hush, lose your inhibitions”

- This Ain’t A Scene It’s An Arms Race - Fallout boy

Like HeLL.

“Fitting you with Weapons in the form of words, and don’t really care which side wins, as long as the room keeps singing that’s just the business I’m in”

“I’m not a shoulder to cry on, I digress, I’m a leading man, and the lies I weave are so intricate, oh so intricate” 

If you read this then congratulations why the fuck did you waste your time

[hypmic-writings]

I just want my baby Yotsutsuji to marry me lol I think I would die of happiness right after the wedding

Anon stop, you’re making my heart hurt this is so cute! Yotsutsuji is so underrated but he deserves the world ugh I support your relationship! Invite me to the wedding pleeaasseee

LOOK AT HOW CUTE HE IS!!

LOOK AT HIM. PRECIOUS LIL BEAN!

[shoujolover-666]

The Counsellor: Sunday

Link:https://archiveofourown.org/works/27042859/chapters/66738514

Jakurai woke up with a headache, his head pulsing and his body heavy. He didn’t feel too good, but at least it was better than usually. Maybe he got better when it came to the alcohol thing?

His eyes wandered around before he noticed that he still wore the clothes from the day before, just without his shoes.

For some reason, he didn’t see them anywhere, but there was a pair that was unfamiliar to him. Did any of the teachers leave them for him? If they did, he would have to thank them later.

The man with lavender coloured hair got up slowly, hearing his body crack slightly. Alright, maybe it wouldn’t be a good idea to drink again anytime soon.

Blue orbs wandered to the clock. It was 9 AM. If it were a day during the week, he wouldn’t have let that happen. It was not the case though, so he was a bit more relaxed. Unlike the others though, he still was working during the weekends. A nurse was always needed, for there were always students who caused some fights or got into trouble with some of the others.

His services were also available during the weekends, for he enjoyed the company of the students as well. All of them were quite interesting, each of them having their own troubles and worries.

Riddle and Leona weren’t his only confidants. Cater Diamond was one of the people who tended to visit him, even if he did it under the guise of just wanting to talk to someone who seemed to be so mysterious. Most of the time, they talked about trivial things, but sometimes he was able to catch a glimpse of insecurity and worry.

So far though, the orange haired young man was not willing to open up to him when it came to his problem. He won’t force him to, but he hoped that he would trust him enough at one point to talk to him about these matters. Another person who sometimes visited him was a Pomefiore student with the name of Epel Felmier. A student from the countryside whose rather innocent and feminine appearance was rather deceiving, for he was rather direct and rough. It did remind him of a certain pinkette he knew, but in a completely different way.

No, there were obvious differences between them. Ramuda Amemura hid behind a cute facade because he deliberately wanted to hide things. The pink haired man who was once his partner… no Epel did not resemble him in any way except for the fact that they behaved differently when in the eyes of the public.

But that was not the point.

Epel mostly came to him to let loose and talk about how he hated being a Pomefior student, and how he would rather be in Savanaclaw. How the mirror must have made a mistake, and how he would rather have been in any other dorm but that. Sadly, he couldn't offer him much help with a person who was not willing to come to him, but he decided to give him help in another form, by showing him some methods of self defense.

Jakurai was very aware of how provocative the students were, and how it seems as if violence wasn’t that unusual.

The young man appreciated his advice and the things he showed him to the point that he started to call him sensei.

That made him smile sincerely, for it reminded him of how Hifumi and Doppo tended to call him that.

It also reminded him of Yotsutsuji. He was an orphan who he took under his care, and who was like a son to him. A man who got hurt because of him.

There was no that he could change that happened in the past though. He had to look at the future and try not to repeat the mistakes he did in his past.

When he entered the infirmary, there already were a couple of students who looked at him with curiosity. Some bad looking wounds were on their body, but it was nothing that couldn’t be treated easily.

Some students have been treated by him already. It actually happened on the day he has been introduced as the new nurse and counsellor.

Somehow, a few students were already arguing about one thing or the other, which led to a fight involving magic. The wounds were more serious than the usual ones, which was why he had to use his ability already.

Looks of surprise were on him, and they started to bombard him with questions. Of course, he couldn’t tell them that it wasn’t magic, so he simply told them, that it was something he could not talk about. Of course they were not satisfied by that answer, but they couldn’t force him to tell them, which was why they let that go.

Still, it led to some students hurting themselves deliberately because they wanted to see his magic.

Jakurai asked them how these injuries came to be, which has been answered with honesty.

They were Heartslabyul students who picked a fight with members of the Savanaclaw dorm. The doctor looked at them with eyes which had a hint of disappointment. There was a hint of guilt on their faces, and they promised him that they would try their best to stay out of trouble in the future. With that, he smiled and pulled out his microphone. It was plain, its appearance was nothing spectacular.

When a soft glow appeared though, it turned into a ribbon microphone with wings and a stand. It was decorated with a snake and an IV drip.

Behind him, his speaker appeared. It was a stylised cross with multiple smaller round speakers surrounding the cross. The golden shine of the cross gave him an ethereal look.

With that, he started to rap. His verses were gentle, his voice deep and smooth as he rapped, slowly healing the wounds of the students like that. It took a slight toll on him, but it was nothing that he had to worry about. Normally, he didn’t have to use his ability too often, for most injuries were easily treatable with bandages or other mundane methods.

Only situations like these really required the use of his mic, and even then, most of the time there were other treatments available.

When he was done, the students bowed and thanked him several times with looks of awes on their faces.

Amongst some of the students, he already had the title of angle or saint, depending on the person one talked to. If the tall man were to catch wind of that, he would get a sense of deja vu, but so far, he didn’t.

After they were done thanking him, he simply smiled and waved, showing them that it was not necessary to thank him for doing his job. That didn’t stop them of course.

Several minutes passed, and they were gone, continuing their day.

His microphone returned back to its normal form, and the speakers disappeared as well.

A person who was now in his infirmary was Divus, his arms were crossed as he looked at Jakurai with a look he couldn’t read.

“It seems like you are doing fine again.”

At that, the doctor raised an eyebrow before he nodded. Wasn’t he supposed to?

When it seemed as if the man with lavender coloured hair had nothing else to say, he sighed.

The night before was a nightmare.

An absolute nightmare of lavender coloured hair, and a flow of seemingly never ending alcohol. Bottles were flying, glasses were flying and even pieces of clothes were discarded at some point.

They had no choice but to watch the disaster unfold. Ashton was laughing, enjoying how ‘energetic’ Jakurai was in comparison to his usual self, while Trein seemed as if he tried to melt into the background, hoping that the drunk man would forget that he was present as well.

If the students were to see the usually composed man like that, they wouldn’t believe that they really were the usually calm and kind counsellor.

And how many glasses did he drink?

One.

Not one glass, one sip. One sip was enough to put him into that state. It was as if they opened Pandora’s box, releasing all of the hidden sides of the man they knew for around a month now.

How were they supposed to know that things would turn out like that? Really, if Divus had known, he would never have suggested the invitation in the first place.

“Well, if you are in need of aspirins, you should find them here. That’s all I wanted to say. When you are done, let’s meet up at my office.”

With these words, he left again. Despite the chaos and the headaches the doctor brought him, he enjoyed the other’s company greatly when he was sober, which he was most of the time, luckily.

He even enjoyed it even to the point at which he was wondering what exactly it was he was feeling for him.

Talking to him was always refreshing, for he showed his interest for alchemy openly. Despite the fact that he had no prior experience, he was quick to catch up after he lent him some books and his mind was brilliant enough to come up with things he never considered before. Jakurai was generally a very pleasant man to be around.

Ah, maybe he was looking too deep into it. It was probably nothing more than appreciation for a person he could tolerate. With that thought, he continued on with his day.

[courage-a-word-of-justice]

HypMic 7 - 9 | Maou-jou 5 - 6 | Akudama Drive 6 - 8 | I7 s2 6 - 9 | Taiso Samurai 5 - 6

HypMic 7

I will never not laugh at the content advisory, haha.

I like Kazuha already. Too bad he’s probably evil…

Oh, is it the day of the DRB in the series already…? Or maybe, because it’s the qualifiers, BB and MTC’s match is on a different day to FP and MTR’s.

Oh? Does Tom know Jakurai well enough to call him “Jakurai-sensei”? (<- middle ground between “Jinguji-sensei/Sensei” and “Jakurai”) Also, Tom uses “ore”.

Ooh, Iris is a motorbike rider, eh? Interesting. I thought they (<- not sure if Iris is a “she” or “he” with a really weird name) were more of a Saburo-type and didn’t bother with things like that, based on their appearance. Update: Someone on Yahoo Answers said based on Iris’s watashi, she is a woman.

Typo fixed! Good job, anime staff! Update: I’m referring to “…darkest hour is just before the down” (sic).

…bukkorosu = “f***in’ slaughter ‘em”. It’s not wrong…it’s just the subbers really like to abuse the F word for MTC. But you knew that already if you got this far…right?

LOL, Ramuda wants to “scratch [Rex’s] back” (figuratively) to…get SNS views? Hahaha.

This Studio Alita is probably a reference to Shinjuku Alta.

Yotsutsuji!!! That was the one big spoiler I got before watching the episode today and I’m so happy I got to see him animated!

(One of) Irihatoma and Degarashi refer to Jakurai as “Jakurai-sensei” as well. Hmm, I never noticed. Update: That’s Degarashi, because Irihatoma speaks to Jakurai alone later this ep.

There’s 50% chance I’m getting this wrong, but I’m going to go out on a limb and say Kazuha is voiced by a veteran VA…one I already know about.

Doppo calls Kazuha by his first name…That upgrade means their relationship escalated quickly (or this is a quirk of HypMic in general, since I noticed most characters are on first name basis with each other). Also, it’s cute Doppo finally has someone in his corner. No other part of the franchise has one, to my memory. Update: It might actually be “Kazuha-kun”…but I’m still surprised though. Update 2: It’s both, actually.

I’ve listened to the phrase “some random guy” several times from Hifumi’s mouth and all I can figure out is the “yatsu” at the end. (Doesn’t help my ears blocked themselves up again, although it’s less than it used to be.)

Harumi Wharf.

R? On a helicopter landing pad?

…uh oh. I was right when I thought Kazuha was going to be evil. Also, Doppler shift/effect. Update: “Doppler” is clearly a pun on “Doppo”.

Hmm? “Hey, Doppo” from “yaa”…it doesn’t have a name referred in there. It’s a small but odd thing to do. (I remember a professional translator was complaining that people with intermediate Japanese were giving them flak for translating things “wrong”, but what I do here is analysis for my future and edificiation. I’m not here to knock down pro translators’ doors and demand a refund, because I’m trying to go pro to atone for my sins as a scanlator.)

The soundtrack’s slightly sinister tone, plus the fact I figured the culprit well before Doppo did, makes me slightly scared…for MTR.

I realised they skimped on the budget…this “hot off the car chase” line seems more like an MTC line, doesn’t it…?...Yeah, it’s almost word for word for MTC in DRB+. Maybe the subbers rushed and used this translation (this link I put here) rather than their actual lyrics…? I will have to get to the bottom of this. Update: Turns out the translation is slightly different, but…yes, there is reference to a car chase in the start of Shinjuku Style. (Sorry, I don’t know every lyrics of every song off the top of my head.)

…wow, this got really Doppo-centric. I’ve never seen the leader relinquish their position when it comes to “leading into battle” before. It just goes to show the staff really do pay attention to how popular Doppo is.

Note “Doppo” means “walk alone”, roughly speaking, hence the “solitary” line.

This song is very, very faithful to its original lyrics, because I was trying to look at Hifumi’s “mixing paint” line and it pretty much matches.

Hifumi’s “my men”, LOL.

Kazuha = “one leaf”, hence the “leaves” in one of Jakurai’s lines.

I cringe every time I hear screaming coming from this episode, y’know…?

…oh dear. MTC’s plot actually bled into MTR’s.

I already knew from browsing Twitter earlier today that Kizuna was going to become FP’s today, but hearing it is another matter entirely.

Kosuke Miyoshi is Kazuha. Apparently, this guy also voiced Mashirao Ojiro (the tail guy) from BnHA, but that’s his only major role…so I was right in that I knew him, but wrong in that he was, again, a relative rookie in comparison to most.

Apparently FP’s sign is a peace sign sideways to represent an F, but…it’s just a sideways peace sign to me…

…how is Dice’s bead ornament attached to him? Is it on his hair, on his ear, on the skin behind his ear…? I was trying to replicate his outfit and got stuck on how to represent it, so I ended up opting for trying (and failing) to do a small braid on the right side.

IWGP shows up this season…it’s the song with the “hoo!” noise BB perform in this episode.

LOL, “Dead men tell no tales” is a perfect saying for MTC.

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Is there a movie called “Brother”…? There’s apparently one that’s the plural of that, but not that itself.

If HypMic likes the F bomb, then Akudama like the S word.

I-Is it just me or is the choreography sped up at some points in this episode…? It’s a bit disorienting to come back to.

I thought the kid was a robot…but close enough.

Oh no! Why does the teacher always have to die for the student to become stronger???

Kairaku/shugi -> pleasure/doctrine (if I didn’t somehow misunderstand the shark’s kanji combo),

The part after the ED looks a little too long…keep watching.

The Japanese says “Lost Children”, but the English says “The City of Lost Children”, probably referring to this French sci-fi film.

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I like how Gaku is taking special offence to Yamato’s comments about him being a playboy.

Re:vale-san. I never noticed until now.

“I’m already looking forward to it.” That’s how I would translate Tsumugi’s “I’m already excited”.

“…who could possibly complain?” – I think Mitsuki might.

The pun in the MEZZO show is that tai (group/squad) sounds the same as tai (want to ~). Rabbinsta is obviously Instagram + Rabbit (Chat?).

Oh my gosh! It’s the Yotsuba sister!

Mitsuki’s shopping trip OST is nice, man. This piano.

This episode has a really great sense of danger and foreboding for the future.

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Perfection Gimmick. Never heard it in the anime before.

Even the ramen house’s name is a play on “Idolish7”.

LOL, Yamato sure turned that comment around.

The sign talking about beer says something about coupons below it. (It went by too fast and my CR app’s kinda fiddly, so I can’t really go back…)

Kimi to Ai na Night (pun on Idolish7, aka “AiNana”, again).

Mitsuki, no one hates you! You’re just imagining it all!

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Momo hugely resembles Sasara, right down to the highlights on the hair…

“…you’re so handsome…” – I’m dying on the inside here, people! *laps up the BL pandering with a derpy smile on my face*

Banri and Tsumugi haven’t been focussed on lately…they’re clearly doing something regarding Banri’s ties with Re:vale, but I can’t quite figure out what that “something” is.

Why is there a basketball and a football in the back of the Takanashi office…?

Please don’t run in heels, Tsumugi…

“I love Idolish7!” - Ah, despite my quibbles, Tsumugi is good after all.

“making one’s best exertions” – Why do those words on the cup worry me a bit…?

Isn’t “I’m watching you” a creepy statement…?

Apparently Tamaki’s symbol is mp (mezzo pianissimo), hence Sougo’s words.

…my gosh! Aya’s foster father is Kujou?!

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If I heard it right, Tenn’s line was “I can be your idol”, not “your prince”.

“Older Izumi” - …ah, poor Mitsuki.

“Damn you, sexy beast…” – LOL!

…aw, I think this is the first time my heart has been lightened by Tsunashi’s laugh. He’s a good boy.

The chibis…I’m still trying to get used to them…

As a song once said, “You can’t please everyone so you just gotta please yourself.” (Blah blah blah, something about garden parties…)

Takao what now???...okay, Takao Dayuu.

…You’re lucky that wasn’t Tenn doing Takao Dayuu. It would’ve been very “Gentaro does his courtesan voice” if it was.

Nagi doesn’t overpronounce things as much in this season. It’s…pleasant, actually. Give me more of that.

Nagi’s “Oh my god!” was hilarious.

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Ra (ら) and ro (ろ) look kinda similar in hiragana.

Even without the audio, I can guess the words were “yarubeki koto” (things you should do) -> shachihoko.

The texts are written in gyaru-moji. Gyaru-moji is basically indecipherable to anyone who doesn’t know how it works – kind of like the common teen vernacular, to be honest (LOL…?) – and so the subs actually kind of ruin the confusingness of it all, but they did slightly better when they went “UR”.

Movie shiritori! But…has it really been half a year since Leo started? I feel slightly robbed about that plotline with the Men in Black right now…(then again, HypMic is just as bad about important plotlines, if not worse, so…I’m going to be patient and not complain.)

July 5th…Rei is a Cancer…?

They’re…finally moving on this Men in Black plotline! I only complained two points ago! Thank you, staff, for listening to my complaints (…?).

Moon Land finished recently, so I wonder if I’ll lose interest in this anime from here on out…? There was a Pommel Horse Prince in that.

Moon Land taught me that gymnastics has a lot of skills named after their creators, much like the Aragaki previously. The score is out of 10 for both D (difficulty) and E (execution), meaning a 20 is the best you can do, but the judges can get really picky...

The word for “vault” literally means “leaping/jumping horse”…makes sense.

Some of these names are names I’m familiar with from Moon Land already…but I never remember what the skills look like.

…welp, Leo just proved he really is a ninja after all.

Dr Stone’s s2 had its ED announced to be “Koe?” by Hatena and “Yume?” here really makes a theme…does Hatena give all their song titles question marks on the end?

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Colour gangs? Like in IWGP?

It’s nice to see they’re (Jotaro and Rei) communicating properly for the first time in possibly this entire anime.

On the wall, that thing is an evacuation map…of some sort.

…I’ve always wondered: if a bird eats chicken, does that count as cannibalism?

This is like thw Makkachin incident all over again (in YoI).

“…there’s no reason for you to grin and bear it.”

…Leo and Jotaro, both are so dense! Boys *shakes head*.

BB? More like ET (LOL)!

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…I didn’t even notice the cast was all dudes bar the princess at this point.

Tatakau Onnatachi. It could mean “fighting women” or “female warriors”.

I’m still vaguely pissed that Kirito is here under my nose…darn Demon King!!!

One of the harpy’s recent worries was that she wanted to become friends with the princess…That’s kinda cute…

Didn’t Syalis already get the coffin that one time? Or did it get confiscated?

*eyes sparkle* Cloud…I’d like to sleep on a cloud…*dreamy look on face* Cloud.

This is basically Princess, ‘Tis Time for Torture in reverse.

Is it “make do” or “make due”…?

I don’t think I need to explain the joke where the harpy is happy.

Gendo pose!

I wonder if the bed or the sheets will talk to her (Syalis) someday?

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The New Gearbolt’s quote is “guruguru dokkan”, which is just a bunch of sound effects. It would translate to something like “whir-whir-thud”.

Underwear episodes are some of the worst episodes ever…they’re so juvenile…I dropped at least one series based on the underwear episode alone.

Ah! The seal on the ice monster’s shoulder! Too cute!

How can a mechanical princess mecha (…thing?) have worries?

LOL, never underestimate the hilarity of the teddy demons ganging up on the Demon King.

I like how the Japanese pointed out the demons only moved the princess.

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I thought the robberies were Kazuha’s doing…? Or is this a separate case?

Samatoki answering his phone with his feet up…LOL, there’s just something funny about it. It shows he’s just so badass, he can get away with it.

Riou’s hacking (?) skills come to the fore again. (Or is that listening to enemy intel?)

Ooh, Iris is sassy. I love her already.

…er, Samatoki? Blowing cigarette smoke into Jyuto’s face is just rude…

“…don’t hang up your gloves.” – Considering Jyuto has his red gloves…LOL.

What the heck is that backing track when the 2nd car moved out? That’s a cool track.

Ah! Iris is a Saburo-type…LOL, Saburo’s fake identity.

“a cop who’s in with the yakuza” - Wow, way to diss your own teammate, Samatoki.

For a guy who was only just in the water, Riou doesn’t even look wet.

“2 DIE 4” – Hmm? So did the anime staff know what Riou’s 2nd round song title was at the time…? Update: Judging by the name “Requiem” dropped in the next episode, I would say yes.

“…f*** the police…” - Wow, way to diss your own teammate, Samatoki. X2

Hmm? In Riou’s rap bit near the end, he goes “mad warrior” and that rhymes (in a very loose way of speaking) with “Mad Trigger”. The English didn’t keep that.

I remember seeing a spoiler which said that line (the one about slaves)…but seriously, Jyuto is such a “sexy revenge cop” (as someone once said – I think it might be Slug, or an anon to Slug) that literally nothing else seems to matter about him.

Why do they subtitle the laughing??? I still have no idea.

“Sgt. Iruma”? The guy just says “Iruma-san”. Is he a sergant or some other rank? Update: Yes. (As in, he is a sergant.)

I’ve never actually seen Ramuda sleep in a bed before, come to think of it. Does he not have a bed?

I would assume Gentaro is going…but he said he won’t be going, then negated that and then negated it again. Unless the 2nd time was him admitting it was a lie the first time…is he going or not???

“shinsetsu no human” – (Spoilers for later on/manga)…Yes, that’s actually what Ramuda says. It’s as if Ramuda subtly admits, right there, he isn’t human.

Nodo = throat…If this were translated more literally, it would sound pretty clunky.

“…rappa no inochi…paa!” – Yep, the subbers got the gist of the joke there.

Dice is basically a worm at this point…He’s squirming like one, anyway.

That “number of pips facing up” thing has got to be foreshadowing for something, y’know? Nothing in a story ever goes to waste. Also, it’s likely the dice are weighted or something…

…yep, there you go.

That voice Gentaro used for “I despise lies” was amusing…because it’s so different to his normal voice, and because Gentaro is a serial liar.

The 2nd song…which I already know is called “JACKPOT” from browsing Twitter earlier today…was a bunch of fun.

Udagawacho.

Hmm…emphasis on the candy. I wonder what that means? (<- already knows, I just want to keep it a secret from you, dear reader, if you don’t know it too)

ANIME SHOP is so clearly a pun on Animate, including the colours, that I can’t even…LOL.

FP’s Kizuna sounds distinctly different to the others…probably because of Ramuda. It’s mostly Ramuda carrying the tune there.

“Life is what you make it.” – Hmm, an interesting quote for sure.

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…welp, they don’t call it Fling Posse for nothin’.

I didn’t believe my ears, so I went and listened to it again. Sure enough, Ichiro calls Jakurai -san, not -sensei.

Ramuda’s normal voice! Things are getting serious~!

“Hifuming”? Is that a deliberate choice on the translators’ part? Or is it a mishearing?

…I’m laughing at how Samatoki called Ichiro a “hypocritical piece of s***”. I know the “s***” part is correct at minimum from the audio.

I believe Samatoki said -san, not -sama when he asked for an honorific. Hmm, interesting.

I knew this would get animated, but…I still can’t believe I’m watching it! Amazing…absolutely amazing.

If you’re wondering…yes, that long thing is her entire title and name. It’s said the name “Kadenokouji” is the longest Japanese surname in existence.

I remember reading a tweet earlier today that said somebody wanted “Altercation! Altercation! Altercation!” as a song title…and now I LOL, because the subbers made Gentaro say the exact same word.

Hmm…I only just noticed BB are the only ones with bags. They probably came last, but who took the others’ bags into Chuoku…? Update: Some of the others did have bags, I just never spotted them. For instance, Riou is carrying a large black rectangular bag, but Samatoki and Jyuto don’t have any. Jakurai has the bag from his TDD days.

The 2nd DRB brackets got announced today. BB vs DH, MTR vs BAT, FP vs MTC, rolling out across Japan (and Japan only due to COVID) in 2021.

“What happened between you and him?” - I was going “who?” in Cantonese (as I sometimes do), but turns out they’re just referring to Samatoki.

This is exactly as it played out in the drama tracks and manga…exactly what I was waiting for all this time! So good, dangit!

LOL, in the future, we will have camera drones working our concerts like they do in the DRBs…I think (?)

I wonder what Dice is thinking right now, seeing Otome on the screen…hmm…

…gah! Airhorn! Airhorn to the ears! *tilts to side due to sound*

I still kind of remember Slug’s take on the final battle…”The popo? More like the poopoo!” (or something like that). *sniggers*

The little barking bit after Jiro’s verse was…kinda cute, actually.

…ow, these are some burn-ass words. See? This is the power of the DRB!

…eh? Riou’s mic has his MC name on it. Don’t think I’ve seen that in any other part of the series.

Hoh, Riou even made references to Saburo’s character songs.

You can see “Hc” on Samatoki’s mic too…probably another case of his MC name, but partially obscured by his hand.

Aw, “Samatoki no sabaku toki” is a good lyric. Why couldn’t you try to keep that, instead of translating it literally to “judgement day for Samatoki”?

You can hear a thumping beat in the background when Samatoki prepares himself. That seems to be a similar way to how ARB treats this stuff.

“I’m THE Samatoki” – “Samatoki-sama da”.

I think it was really cool to show Samatoki handing the song over to Riou, but it also indicates there’s a disjunct in the lyrics that would cause such a thing. From this, maybe Riou is MTC’s weak link…?

Skeletons with katanas! Is that not cool?!?

…hey, that joined words thing Ichiro does…I would assume that’s what Rhyme Strike looks like in the HypMic universe?

Notice Samatoki took the word “signal” from Ichiro’s part and put it into his own one.

“Today is a good day to die.” – *eyes bulge* Oh…gosh. What a quote. Update: Someone theorised Ichijiku wrote these titles (the last 2), but someone else – like me – theorised this quote was what FP and M fans thought for this battle.

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…that’s one twisted kid.

Never threaten to kill a kid who can regenerate far better than you, Hoodlum.

Brawler is still in the OP…it’s kind of saddening to see him now.

I noticed a certain character appears on the Executioners’ hands if you pause at the right moment in the OP. It’s the first character in shori (management).

Bunny: set meal/Shark: roasted meat (yakiniku)

…This sounds a heck of a lot like the genbaku dome (Hiroshima Peace Park).

Bunny and Shark’s shirts together: Idiot -> Shark: Bone

Actually, this also reminds me of the Osaka Expo held in 1970. I loved writing about that event – it was just so fun to write about.

This anime is like Appare-Ranman’s sequel, except without the racing and crazy racial stereotypes (although there are still crazy stereotypes).

…whoa! This scene is going on the end of year list for sure. Just…have to remember this scene, where all the children disappeared, exists.

…”The City of Lost Children” is an apt title for this episode.

(HypMic spoilers!) I wonder if they’ll reveal that Ramuda is a clone in what’s left of the HypMic anime?

…oof, Doctor’s a filthy traitor!

Rule number 1 of fighting: never yell out “Smokescreen!” when the smokescreen is meant to cover you.

…LOL, dark censorship bar. Please wait for the Blu-Rays to see this scene uncensored.

What the heck?! The countdown went from 7 to 0 so fast!

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Black Rain, huh? *checks* It’s a movie about a pair of New York policemen who have to save a Japanese gangster from his death.

…don’t jinx it, Swindler!

Your brother isn’t on the moon, Sister. It’s just your dreams on there.

Notice “Neo Lake Biwa” actually has “Reiku” in its name, as opposed to, say, “mizuumi” or “ike” (the Japanese equivalent).

You can still see where Doctor stitched herself up.

What did Doctor “hold on to”?

Way to monologue through the whole morality thing… (<- not as satisfied as they would like from this scene)

I wonder if the seal is electronically tracked…

Tsubo = pot, vase…*thinks about drugs* (Not that pot.)

“…I’ll make you into a real man.” – More like a eunuch, LOL. (partially sarcastic)

I recall from Sarazanmai that “pair look” is the term for “twinsies” in Japanese.

Oh! Swindler kind of looks like the Executioner Boss now.

…I find it ironic that Swindler had long hair up until not too long ago.

Can to the eye! Ouch! That’s gotta be worse than a lightsaber…er, jitte to the eye!

This makes me wonder…was Courier a rich kid once…?

[akkivee]

hey, a question real quick!!!! who do you call when it’s the doctor who’s giving you palpitations, raising your blood pressure, making you question your sanity because you can’t stop thinking about them??? you got nothin for me?? cool i guess i’ll die!! 🤷‍♀️

lol here we are on day 9!! today is all about jakurai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

First impressions: ooooh, he’s really pretty...!! i wonder what he sounds like...?? *listens to drb* ............................... *goes back to listen to dba* ..................................................................................................ᴏʜ.

Current impressions:  *wearing my mtr shirt and jakurai/mtr ita bag while cuddling my jakurai plushies in broad fcking daylight and staring at the jakurai lock screen on my phone with a mtr case to pretend that i’m not that weirdo* so i may have a problem.

hi, so jakurai is my favourite character and its been a blast, bro. i first got into him because his looks and voice are to die for but then i read the lyrics to his first character song, and you see the pain jakurai is holding onto and letting it fuel his every movement and decision. (also, he makes a point to state in his song the equivalent of he will walk backwards in to hell with the final laugh. sexy.) you initially think jakurai has a god complex but in reality, he is so dependent on his friends’ happiness. if they are happy, he is happy. if they are sad, he is sad. their anger is his. because they are, therefore he is too 

Favorite thing: 

his haiiir.................... his vooooice...................... his haaands.............. his 195 cm height and the fact people accuse him of looking down on them when he literally cannot look at them any other way because he towers over everybody like seriously y’all thats just your fight instincts being activated in the presence of someone who can admittedly kill you and has the looming stature to back it up but it aint that serious..................... his leeeeeegs..............................

Least favorite:

honestly nothing whatsoever but he does tend to attract weirdos, both in canon and in the fandom. don’t get me wrong its hilarious to see jakurai’s stans incapable of processing their very intense feelings for this one man but man his fans can be pretty feral (but i understand lol)

What i want to see from this character:

*slams fist on the table* for jakurai to have lasting and fulfilling relationships!!!!!! i’m tired of everyone leaving him!!!!!!!! i’m tired of everyone being taken away from him!!!!!!!!!!!!!! let him be happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol and tho i really doubt i could handle it, i’d like to see his years as an assassin. for all that i hate his suffering, he really makes it look good and i’m sure they’d make jakurai unfairly attractive murdering people for a living. one thing hypmic does well, i think, is handle death very seriously so i’m 100% ready to have my heart cut into pieces watching jakurai come to care for human life the way he does ;w;

Favorite moments:

hahaha read it and weeps kids, moments. okay so some of my top jakurai moments are:

1) jakurai as the final boss in the vrmmorpg event in arb. he was so cute enlisting ichiro’s help setting up the game and asking him tips on how to be the big bad and then struggling to maintain the role lmao

2) when jakurai got drunk in the drama track ‘testimony.’ chalk it up to his seiyuu’s talent, but the way you can hear him getting drunk by the sounds of his chugging and then the sheer energy drunk!jakurai has compared to the first time we heard him get drunk is so much fun!!

3) jakurai in the fp vs mtr manga. they didn’t have to draw him like that. but they did and i spend every waking hour thanking them for it. especially that moment when jakurai hears dohifu’s rap for the first time. they just have a fantastic style but the way they give the jakurai fans what they want makes me wonder if they’re a stan too lol

Headcanon:

i actually had this headcanon debunked by actual canon lol. see, before canon mucked this up for me, i believed that jakurai had taken in kannabi yotsutsuji because he was the one who took out his parents as an assassin. seeing yotsutsuji so heartbroken is the final push jakurai needed to quit being an assassin and take control of his life

LMAO AND THEN THE GUIDEBOOK DROPPED A FAT TURD ON THIS WITH THE CANON TIMELINE like unless there is another retcon in the works, ramuda says assassin jakurai disappeared from the world 10 years from when they met in the tdd era. that makes jakurai 22 when he stopped killing people for an occupation. jakurai was 27 when he picked up yotsutsuji lol 

fortunately, i think about jakurai all day every day and i can just tweek this lol. forget ages,  jakurai has a thing for kids, and it may come from the fact jakurai may have started assassin work as a kid, probably with because of a traumatic loss of his parents. so he takes in yotsutsuji because he’s always trying to repent, but also he wants to make things better for a kid he sees in himself :’)

Ships:

JAKURAI HAS TWO LONG ARMS TO CRADLE HIFUMI AND DOPPO IN. MTR OT3 IS THE PLACE TO BE!!!!!!! i also really like jakurai with hitoya and samatoki!! he just pairs well with surly grouchy dudes i guess lmao

links to: ichiro | jiro | saburo | samatoki | juto | rio | ramuda | gentaro | dice | hifumi | doppo | kuukou | jyushi | hitoya | sasara | rosho | rei