#Laszlo my beloved

[cherrycro]

Laszlo my beloved i want to bake him into bread

Also why tf is drawing real people so hard :((

[vampiric-binch]

Some of my favorite Laszlo screenshots I took from tonight's episode.

[pustelniku]

Laszlo and his cursed hat.

[shobolanya]

I don't need a Ken, all I need is a Laszlo to my Nadja, with his funky pronunciations, dumbass energy and painted nails

[deadthingposting]

Some low effort Ladja to brighten the day

[chaotic--nat]

laszlo's hands <3,,

laszlo in fucking general <3

[supercalifragipopculturevomit]

Here's to one of the best actors of his generation, the versatile and multilingual king who's been pulling heartstrings for three decades with a variety of roles, faces, and languages... Happy 46th birthday, Daniel Brühl!

p.s. who's your favorite Danny character? Sound off in the comments or the tags—or don't. I'm not your mother. 😋

[donkussy]

A Laszlo & Nadja redraw :')

[mordredscrown]

[sarcastic-clapping]

is this a safe space to admit that i actually never forgave wwdits for the marwa plot and my enthusiasm for the show never fully recovered or are we not ready for that conversation yet

[ourflagmeansheartbreak]

All the gentle little ways Nandor has been showing his love [spoilers s1-s5]

I talked about this before, but the glitter painting. Can you imagine this giant ancient warrior who used to slaughter people for fun now slaughters people for food on daily basis, sitting down with a painting of him and a picture of Guillermo in front of him trying to recreate… a glitter painting?? For his friend??

Him trying for citizenship test. He said in the interview with the camera that he “obviously just gonna hypnotise the man to get his citizenship”. Yet he sat down, what was probably for hours, studying with Guillermo. And for why if he knew he’s going to just hypnotise him? Perhaps because he’s majorly detached from humans and his idea of managing to spend time with one human he feels certain… connection to, is to create a false pretence to spend time together? Just to hear him talk a little longer?

Speaking of talking, on more than one occasion has Nandor asked for Guillermo to just… talk. Especially when he’s going to slumber. Not knowing Guillermo has ulterior motive, he was more than happy to hear about some movie he saw. And he’s so passionately listening to it as well. Or just whatever he’s thinking in general. In very few cases has he stopped him, it’s usually others that do. Not Nandor.

Not turning him into vampire. This might be debatable, but the reason as we saw in the finale was obviously because he didn’t think he can… be one. He was waiting for him to get tougher. But he never did, simply because that’s not who he is. And him saying that vampirism is a curse and he could not burden him with it? Nandor has been unhappy being a vampire for a WHILE and the idea of subjecting someone he cares about to it… must have brought him a heart ache. Something Guillermo never got. Nandor wanted to be a father and he was so sad his children were afraid of him after he turned.

Guillermo has yelled, cussed at Nandor many times and once even slapped him (hard if I may add). Nandor never got mad or upset, if anything he usually agrees with him. The most he has reacted to it was “your tone was disrespectful but you’re right”. Not to mention Guillermo tried to kill him three times now, and if anything it seemed like… Nandor gained some respect for him. And that makes sense, he’s a soldier, he used to measure respect by the blade and body count, but it also seemed like he gained more than just respect for him.

Nandor likes it when Guillermo stays until he’s fallen into slumber. He asked him to stay because… Guillermo is probably the only person he feels safe with. He even asks “what is this feeling I’m feeling” because he’s too detached from it and he trusts his judgment.

Whoever annoys Nandor even a little he either hypnotises them or just simply tries to kill them (remember Topher? He liked him quite a bit but he attacked Guillermo and then annoyed him and he tried three times to kill him. The only time Nandor wanted to kill Guillermo was when he disobeyed him by turning himself into vampire behind his back.

In the “reunited” episode, Guillermo was swearing and yelling at everyone and then he fell through the floors, Nandor didn’t even stop to think, he just yelled out “Guillermo I’m coming!” And jumped in immediately. Man didn’t even doubt it for a second. Then this ancient warrior sat down to dry him off and ask “how are we feeling”. YOU GOTTA REALISE HIS DAILY LIFE IS KILLING PEOPLE AND HE SITS HERE IN FRONT IF THIS MORTAL AND TAKES TIME TO DRY HIM OFF.

In the “mall” episode Guillermo said he’s going to get footlocker, Nandor didn’t know what that was, he’s 700 years old what the hell does he know about foot locker? So he gets a huge case for Guillermo. The foot locker. The bitch really sat down and thought about what the hell that is and he got the closest thing he could think of.

I made a whole separate post about last episode as a whole, because it was Nandor’s love letter.

This ancient warrior, who kills people every day, killed thousands of people, has a soft spot for one mortal who brushes his hair so gently before he goes to slumber. They’re in love. You can’t deny it.

Am I reading into details? Yes. It’s a show, that’s what I do.

[taxonomicons]

What We Do In The Shadows Episodes that I wish existed [ Part 1 ]

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Nandor the Relentfull

Colin Robinson makes “Opposite Day” real to convince Nandor to relent. When he does the vampires take advantage of his newfound kindness.

Batshit Crazy

Laszlo gets the “batshits” and can’t turn back into a human, unfortunately batshits are highly contagious.

Gadgets and Gizmos

Guillermo replaces himself with a mannequin wearing glasses in order to attend his sisters baby shower. Nandor makes a confession and the Nadja doll makes a new friend.

Where Wolves?

Nadja’s latest project requires a werewolf tail, but the only way to get one is to be courted by a werewolf during a full moon.

The Lion, the Witch, and the War

The vampires put on a puppet play about Nandor’s favorite war during a dark rainy night.

Oh Fuck! My Guy!

Laszlo, Nadja, the Guide, and Colin Robinson get stuck in an escape room overnight while Guillermo is sick with the flu. Nandor insists on caring for him until he’s better.

A Normal Human Show

An undercover mission forces the household to all take on human personas. Jackie Daytona returns with his new friends Mosquito Larry and Natasia Demetriou.

Gargilo the Hideous

The worlds most beautiful vampire must be put into witness protection by the Staten Island Vampiric Council, her looks prove to be a major distraction.

Doctor What?

The vampires visit the Staten Island Institute of Medicine to try and find a cure for fang rot. Nadja reconnects with an old friend.

Colin “Danger” Robinson

Colin invents a daredevil stunt persona while Nadja accidentally becomes president of the local elementary school parents association.

Battle of the (Hus) Bands

Newly divorced Nandor must fake his marital status to help Laszlo compete in the musical competition “Battle of the Husbands” unfortunately he didn’t tell his fake new spouse, Guillermo.

[sizzling-eggs]

Its so freaking funny and sweet how when derek was gonna bite Guillermo, guillermo was like ‘yea nandor does all these nice things for me’ with a smile and cutesy way and looked at the camera and just stood there in silence expecting a long montage of nandor doing nice and sweet things for him to be edited, like idk if hes romanticizing nandor or he genuinely thinks Nandor has done so MANY good things for him to warrant like just standing there for some time, but the editors and crew did him dirty and continued to freaking show us in the next shot guillermo and derek just awkwardly standing there.

Lmao i feel like the crew was lowkey like “gurl what nice things he’s just acknowledging you as a human being now the bar is so low’

[kindamanlymuppet]

i’m masculine in a nadja and miss piggy kinda way and feminine in a laszlo cravensworth and kermit the frog kinda way…

does that make sense?

[hellenahaurus]

Sorry but when fucking LASZLO showed up in the Fallout show I almost fell out of my fucking seat.

YEEEEEESSSSSS CODWORTH ABSOLUTELY

[the-last-hipopotamovolador]

i dont understand people on the wwdits fandom hating on nandor / nandermo ship, yall act like as nandor was the only problematic bitch in the series. Like, they are all problematic???, that is what is great about the show??. Dont get me wrong i loooove to see sweet moments between the characters and of course sometimes i want to punch all of them in their faces for acting like asholes to each other (specially when nandor and nadja are mean to guillermo and collins robinson) but part of the escense of the show is that nandor, laszlo, nadja, guillermo and collins are ALL PROBLEMATIC, THEY ARE A PROBLEMATIC FAMILY, THEY ARE ALL MESSED UP PEOPLE. NONE of them can be actually called a "good person" (remember that guillermo killed both vampires and humans and never felt guilty about it, he even brought one of his childhood friends to the house so he could be eaten by vampires, he has stealed, has manipulated nandor and others to his own benefit, has considered killing nandor multiple times before anyone realized he was a vampire killer, and so on.

I didnt ship nandermo in the first seasons because the power dinamic between them was so inequitable, but after guillermo started being his killer self in front of the rest and gained self confidence the power dinamic between nandor and him totally changed. Nandor is a bitch with guillermo sometimes but Guillermo can be a bitch too and he is way smarter and more powerful than nandor and could easly overpower him (as he alredy did twice) .

If you want a show where the main characters are unproblematic and have all healthy and "normal" relationships this show is just not for you! it has never been since season 1!

This show is about messy crazy bitches who sometimes cant stand each other and have lots of problems but cant be whitout each other because they love each other (in their own problematic way). Even if i wish too that guillermo was treated better by EVERYBODY in this show (specially by nadja), i cant imagine a wwdits where they all arent at least a little toxic to each other. This is not a cute queer romantic story, this is a story about problematic toxic af, freaky queer bitches who love each other just the way they are even when they cant stand each other. Stop being so boring and expecting all queer media to be unproblematic af and all queer ships to portrait a perfect romantic ilusion between super sweet and caring characters who would never act selfishly or hurt each other.