#Lisa Thon

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Cage of wonders II

Artwork for the 2023 edition of Cage of wonders More info © Lisa De Vriese

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Một giấc mơ nhỏ đã nằm lại cùng với những ngày Tháng Ba của một năm luôn khát khao những chuyến đi dài. Anh ra đường một ngày trời nắng oi ả, mắt nhắm mắt mở còn ngái ngủ, nhớ ra mưa đã không rơi từ lâu, hoặc khi có mưa mà không có mặt anh.

Bác họa sĩ già chép tranh ngồi đốt điếu thuốc buồn trơ trọi, bức tranh trước mặt dang dở và những vệt màu nhạt thếch. Nàng Mona Lisa hình như đang khóc. Anh hay bị ám ảnh bởi những điều vẩn vơ.

Anh thèm cà phê kinh khủng. Thèm đôi mắt em nhìn trong phút giây yên lặng. Mùi thuốc và mùi giấy cũ trong cuốn sách em đọc dở kéo đời người về quá vãng đầy ma mị.

Đời người trên những ngón tay thon.

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2 and 20 for the abbott asks 🥰

Ty, Kelley!!

2. Favorite episode?

“HOLIDAY HOOOOKAHHHH.”

[Stefon voice] This episode had everything:

Work Wives having a gay dinner together

Melissa being pouty that they couldn’t spend the gay dinner alone!! Them on the stoop together!

Those exquisite Teddie moments, them GRINDING on each other in the club, that almost kiss in the flurrying snow, their awkwardly endearing conversations.

Gregory saying Barbara isn’t at the club because there’s too much sinning going on here AKQNSNDJWKSJ.

AVA AVA AVA. She was so good in this episode AKWKDNSS, from her spit take to asking Janine to come out with her when she saw that she was sad.

Insight into Jacob’s psyche, which we don’t get that often!

And a really lovely conversation between Mr. J and Jacob.

I think, in the end, what I most appreciate about this episode is that it’s just an excellent showcase for the ensemble all around; everyone got a piece of a pie, and it made for a really fun time. :’)

20. Share an acting moment that you appreciate.

SO MANY. Let me name just three for right now:

I was viscerally gut-checked by Quinta Brunson and Ayo Edebiri in the last episode, especially in the street confrontation. Their fight was so raw and messy, and both actors understood that this sometimes is the nature of sisterhood. Incredible all around. If they don’t both win Emmy’s for this one next year, I’m going to be really upset.

LAW in “Read-a-Thon” when Melissa is talking to Mya. This sequence hit home in a lot of ways just for the subject matter alone, and Lisa sold the hell out of it, with her softened expression and modulated voice. Gone was the brassiness and the bluntness that we’ve come to expect of Melissa Schemmenti; it was all sieved away for a tender and aching vulnerability.

Janelle in “Fundraiser” when she’s confronting Barbara. Janelle is so excellent at inhabiting Ava at her most Ava—(i.e. irreverent, egotistic, playful)—that when she brought the heat to her monologue about morals Barbara Howard could afford, I was so devastated as I quickly reconciled her external mien to what she was betraying here. So much of her charismatic persona is a facade. Ugh, and, ofc, SLR is always a pitch perfect scene partner, her body language disciplined but the expression in her eyes utterly complicated. Just beautiful.

Abbott Ask Game

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Responding to Soul Fire's Lit.

Minted steel that's shield, covered

The suites gent's disguise is growth

Established a branded look achieved

By determined remembered wanting

The goal's now to relight one's own

But meek thons won't deny delight

The guts were swallowed chunk

Too stuck to realize once again

What comes with an effort mentally strained

If one shall, thou will go back

Undeniable to further a proof

The definition that's inspired longing

Stepping too easily won

At a moment's snap delete edit

Shop this, film rewind when kind

Pout still waits eagerly

But will accept the deny.

Doubtful to thy self's own right.

Lost but was found then and..

Category capturing to continue.

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Soul fires lit.

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El certamen se llevó a cabo en India. La corona del certamen la llevará Krystyna Pyszková Krystyna Pyszková es la nueva Miss Mundo. La nueva reina recibió la corona de la polaca Karolina Bielawska, Miss Mundo 2021, quien se coronó en 2022. Krystyna Pyszková salió victoriosa ante la representante de Líbano, Yasmina Zaytoun, quien resultó primera finalista. La 71 edición del concurso se celebró hoy desde el Jio World Convention Centre, en la ciudad de Bombay. La competencia arrancó con el desfile de las 112 aspirantes, divididas en grupos de cuatro continentes: América y el Caribe, África, Europa y Asia. Krystyna Pyszková, de 24 años, además de estudiar dos grados en Derecho y Administración de Empresas, trabaja como modelo. De acuerdo con su perfil en la plataforma digital de Miss World, fundó la Fundación Krystyna Pyszko y continúa apoyando su labor. Su momento de mayor orgullo fue abrir una escuela de inglés para niños desfavorecidos en Tanzania, donde también trabajó como voluntaria. A la nueva reina, quien mide 5 pies y 9 pulgadas de estatura, le apasiona la música, y le gusta tocar la flauta travesera y el violín. Estudió por nueve años en una academia de arte. El cuadro de las 40 semifinalistas incluyó a las representantes de Puerto Rico, Brasil, Uganda, Ucrania, Nepal, Martinica, Croacia, Vietnam, Botsuana, Nigeria, Zimbabue, Inglaterra, Líbano, Túnez, Belice, Canadá, República Dominicana, Perú, Trinidad & Tobago, Camerún, Mauricio, Somalia, Kenia, Madagascar, Sudáfrica, Sudán del Sur, Bélgica, República Checa, Francia, Gibraltar, Italia, España, Gales, Australia, Indonesia, Malasia, Nueva Zelanda, Tanzania y Turquía. Al grupo de las 12 finalistas entraron las aspirantes de Brasil, República Dominicana, Trinidad & Tobago, Botsuana, Mauricio, Uganda, República Checa, Inglaterra, España, Australia, India y Líbano. El cuadro de las 8 finalistas estuvo compuesto por Brasil, Trinidad & Tobago, Botsuana, Uganda, República Checa, Inglaterra, India y Líbano. La selección de las cuatro finalistas, con el título de Miss Mundo en representación de cada continente (Miss Mundo América, Miss Mundo África, Miss Mundo Europa y Miss Mundo Asia), recayó en Trinidad & Tobago (Aché Abrahams), Botsuana (Lesego Chombo), República Checa (Krystyna Pyszková) y Líbano (Yasmina Zaytoun). Miss Mundo, presidido por Julia Morley, tiene como fin promover las causas humanitarias, además de empoderar a las mujeres para que se conviertan en agentes de cambio en sus comunidades. La conducción del certamen está a cargo del director y productor indio Karan Johar y la filipina Megan Young-Daez (Miss World 2013). El evento contará con las participaciones musicales de Shaan, Neha Kakkar y Tony Kakkar. Entró a las 40 La toabajeña Elena Rivera terminó su representación en la búsqueda de la tercera corona del certamen para la Isla tras quedar fuera del grupo de las 12 finalistas. La beldad boricua, quien entró al cuadro de las 40 finalistas, desfiló con un diseño halter de la Lisa Thon en tonalidad “tiffany blue”. Rivera fue coronada Miss Mundo de Puerto Rico el 30 de junio de 2022 en el Centro de Bellas Artes de Caguas. Lady Wilnelia Merced (Miss Mundo 1975) es la tenedora de la franquicia a nivel local. El paso de Elena Rivera en India se dejó sentir en las pasadas semanas tras posicionarse en el Top 23 de la competencia de talento con un acto de magia que incluyó detalles que aludieron a la bandera monoestrellada creados por el ingeniero y mago boricua Joel Acevedo. También en el Top 25 del “Head to Head”, donde cada participante ofreció un discurso en el que distingue uno de los 17 Objetivos de Desarrollo Sustentable de la Organización de las Naciones Unidas (ONU). 15 FOTOS Elena Rivera busca en India la tercera corona para Puerto Rico. Para recibir en tu celular esta y otras informaciones, únete a nuestras redes sociales, síguenos en Instagram, Twitter y Facebook como @DiarioElPepazo El Pepazo/Primera Hora

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1. The Longest Masturbation Session

In 2009, Masanobu Sato won the endurance competition at the annual Masturbate-a-thon fundraiser hosted by San Francisco’s Center for Sex & Culture, an event that first surfaced in the ‘90s to destigmatize solo sex and self-pleasure. What was Sato’s time, you ask? A whopping nine hours and 33 minutes.

Today, however, Sato faces some stiff competition. According to Mel Magazine, 43-year-old Drake Hardy, a “bisexual man with a master’s degree in physical sciences,” is gearing up to break the world record, which has since increased to 10 hours and 10 minutes. Workin’ hard or hardly workin’, eh Drake?

2. The Most Orgasms In One Hour

According to a blog post from sex toy manufacturer Lelo, doctors from the Center for Marital and Sexual Studies in California once observed 134 orgasms from a single woman in one hour — the most ever documented. By contrast, the record for men stands at a measly 16 orgasms in the same length of time.

Similarly, in 1966, a woman experienced the longest orgasm on record. It reportedly lasted for 45 seconds and resulted in 25 individual contractions. Sounds like she came for a good time and a long time.

3. The Oldest Pair Of Twin Sex Workers

In 2012, Martine and Louise Fokken, then 70-year-old identical twin sisters and long-time sex workers in Amsterdam’s Red Light District, released their memoirs and a documentary film about their lives entitled Meet The Fokkens, according to the BBC. The Fokken sisters are widely considered to be the oldest twin sex workers in the business, not only in Amsterdam, where prostitution is legal, but anywhere in the world. BRB, buying tickets for Sister Act 2: Fokken Me Up, coming to a theater near you.

Additional elderly escorts include a Taipei woman in her 80’s nicknamed “Grandma” and Sheila Vogel-Coupe, considered to be Britain’s oldest prostitute, who is now in her early 90’s.

4. The Largest Natural Breasts

Annie Hawkins-Turner, better known as Norma Stitz (aka enormous t*ts), is the Atlanta-based fetish model and entrepreneur who’s held the Guinness world record for largest breasts since 1999. Now in her 60’s, Hawkins-Turner’s bra size is a 102ZZZ and it’s speculated that each breast weighs anywhere between 55 and 85 pounds. In 2011, Hawkins-Turner appeared on the UK’s This Morning to speak about her experience growing up with such a prominent chest, for which she’s been the victim of relentless bullying and teasing from strangers practically all her life. Of her work in the fetish industry, she told the show’s hosts, “I've shown people that big is beautiful and you can be sexy in your own way.” Team Norma forever.

5. Most Sexual Partners In A 24-Hour Period

The holder of this record is widely considered to be porn star Lisa Sparks (also known as Lisa Sparxxx), who — at an event in Warsaw, Poland — reportedly had sex with 919 individual men back-to-back within a period of 24 hours. No one seems to have been able to out-bang Sparxxx since that fateful day in 2004, so she remains the reigning champ. And frankly, it’s a tall order — there’s not enough lube in the entire solar system to keep the chafing from 900+ partners at bay. We salute you and your steel vagina, Ms. Sparxxx.

6. The Oldest Male Pornstar

At 60, Tokyo-born Shigeo Tokuda retired from his desk job as a travel agent and took up something a little more stimulating: Porn. Now well into his 80’s, Tokuda has starred in more than 350 adult films and is widely considered the “undisputed king of Japanese mature porn.” Flex, king.

7. The Oldest Virgin

In 2011, UK-born secretary Clara Meadmore died a proud virgin just before turning 108. During a public celebration of her 107th birthday, Meadmore reportedly told the press that the key to her longevity was her abstinence. To Meadmore, sex and intimate relationships seemed like “a lot of hassle.” Maybe she was onto something… *texts ex*.

8. The Biggest Collection of Penises

If you’ve got a yen for general erotic art, The World Erotic Art Museum, located in Miami Beach, has thousands of works for you to browse. But if you’re looking specifically for a collection of more than 200 penises, you’re going to need to head to the Icelandic Phallological Museum in Reykjavik, Iceland. You’ll see whale penises, you’ll see fox penises, you’ll see penises belonging to characters from Icelandic folklore. This is your one-stop phallus shop. Bring your own condoms.

9. The Largest Orgy

The world record for the largest orgy was broken back in 2006 when 500 naked, writhing bodies came together (in more ways than one) for a sex session in Japan. Since then, the record-holders have proven difficult to de-throne. According to Men’s Health, “Menage Life's Sin City 8 sex festival endeavored to hold the world's largest orgy” in 2018, but logistical difficulties resulted in a sub-par total of 375 people. Better luck next time.

10. The Longest Marriage

Warning: Painfully sweet content ahead! Zelmyra Fisher, born in 1907, and her husband Herbert Fisher, born in 1905, sealed the deal on May 13, 1924 in North Carolina and remained married until Fisher’s death in 2015. According to the Guinness Book of World Records, the two had been married 86 years, 9 months, and 16 days as of February 27, 2011. Mawwiage indeed!

11. Most Queefs In 30 Seconds

For those who are less literate in yonic expulsions, a queef is a form of vaginal flatulence, usually accompanied by a fart sound, that escapes the vagina when built-up air pressure is released, especially after or during sex.

In 2009, Howard Stern held a queefing championship, and the results seem to defy all logic and scientific principles. Abby, the winner, reportedly let 93 queefs rip in just one minute for an average of three per second. Truly, an amazing feat. All hail Chief Queef.

12. The Strongest Vagina

13. The Largest Penis

There’s a bit of a dispute about who is the true holder of this coveted record. For many years, New Yorker Jonah Falcon was considered to have the world’s largest penis, clocking in at 9.5 inches flaccid and 13.5 inches when erect. However, in recent years, a challenger from Mexico has come forth named Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, who claims to be the proud owner of a 19-incher. Go long, boys.

14. World’s Longest Kiss

According to Guinness, the longest kiss on record lasted a staggering 58 hours, 35 minutes, and 58 seconds. The love birds in question? Thailand’s own Ekkachai Tiranarat and Laksana Tiranarat. They completed the smooch at an event organized by Ripley's Believe It or Not! in Pattaya, Thailand in 2013. Talk about a marathon makeout sesh.

15. Longest Ejaculation By Distance

The official number on record is 18 feet, 9 inches, reportedly spewed from an American man by the name of Horst Schultz. However, according to a recent Mel Magazine article, these numbers are completely unsubstantiated. It’s not even clear if this Horst Schultz character is a real person or just an urban legend — an Abominable Sperm-man, if you will.

Whether or not he and his record are legit, the lore of Schultz’s ejaculate has inspired one anonymous 35-year-old North Hollywood man to shoot for the stars — or at least the other side of the room. The man, whom Mel Magazine called “Matthew,” is nothing if not dedicated to his craft. His training has whipped his pelvic floor into “prime shape,” through “various exercises.” He’s also employed “electrical muscle stimulation machines that work via anal probe.” To date, Matthew has passed the 5-foot mark with his sperm. When he reaches six, he reportedly plans to contact the Guinness Book of World Records to finally set the record straight. Far out, dude.

16. Greatest Speed Of Ejaculation

This is another record reportedly held by Mr. Schultz, of ejaculation legend. If the numbers are correct, Schultz is responsible for a jet stream of semen traveling at 42.7 miles per hour. Sir, we’re gonna need to see some license and registration, please.

From octogenarian prostitutes to heavy-lifting vaginas, there’s no shortage of amazing things we can do with our bodies. Clearly, that old saying is true: Everybody really is good at something — even if your special talent is rocketing your semen into space.

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HEALTH & WELLNESS

How Much Do You Really Know About Birth Control? Take This Quiz To Find Out

Written by ERIN KELLY

NOVEMBER 6, 2023

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We get it: Talking about birth control can be awkward. But it’s incredibly important to have those conversations with a healthcare professional, especially if it’s your first time exploring your birth control options.

So, how do you prep for a conversation about your birth control options? Having a list of questions and concerns can be helpful.

Test your knowledge about combination oral contraceptives (COCs) as a first step to learning more. Birth control pills are one of the most commonly prescribed methods to prevent pregnancy, especially COCs, which contain 2 hormone components — an estrogen and progestin. COCs include low-dose birth control pills. We created this quiz below in partnership with the maker of Lo Loestrin® Fe (norethindrone acetate and ethinyl estradiol tablets, ethinyl estradiol tablets and ferrous fumarate tablets), a low-dose birth control pill that provides pregnancy prevention with the lowest daily dose of estrogen available. Take this quiz to see how much you already know about low-dose birth control options, like Lo Loestrin Fe.

Remember, birth control pills may not be right for everyone. In fact, birth control pills increase the risk of serious side effects, such as blood clots, stroke, and heart attack, which can be fatal. Smoking increases these risks, especially if you are over the age of 35. Therefore, women who smoke and are over age 35 should not use birth control pills, like Lo Loestrin Fe. See below for additional Important Risk Information, including Boxed Warning, for Lo Loestrin Fe.

Once you’re finished, schedule an appointment with your OB/GYN to discuss your new findings and ask if low-dose birth control pills may be right for you.

Question 1

All birth control pills have the same amount of daily estrogen.

True

False

Question 2

Low-dose birth control pills work differently than birth control pills that contain larger amounts of estrogen.

True

False

Question 3

Low-dose birth control pills are less effective when it comes to preventing pregnancy.

True

False

Question 4

Taking Lo Loestrin Fe for pregnancy prevention may result in short, lighter periods.

True

False

Question 5

Lo Loestrin Fe is the only available birth control pill with 10 micrograms of daily estrogen.

True

False

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Holidays 6.13

Holidays

Beyond the Solar System Day

Dia de Exu (Brazil)

Flag Day (Palau)

International Albinism Awareness Day (UN)

International Axe Throwing Day

International Community Association Managers Day

Inventors’ Day (Hungary)

Jason Voorhees Day

Kitchen Klutzes of America Day

Loeys-Dietz Day of Giving

Miranda Day

National Albinism Awareness Day

National Chamoy Day

National Dance/Movement Therapy Advocacy Day

National Day of Abortion Storytelling Day

National Day of Productive Business Civility

National Doe B Day

National Elderflower Day

National Frances Day

National Jane Day

National Pigeon Day

National Productive Business Civility Day

National Random Acts of Light Day

National Weed Your Garden Day

Outdoor Marketing Day

Random Acts of Light Day

Roller Coaster Day

San Antonio Day (Ceuta, Spain)

Sewing Machine Day

Suleimaniah City Fallen and Martyrs Day (Iraqi Kurdistan)

Swiftie Day

Tench Day (French Republic)

Weed Your Garden Day

The Wicket World of Croquet Day

World Softball Day

Yawn-a-thon

Yeats Day

Food & Drink Celebrations

Cupcake Lover’s Day

National Cucumber Day

Rosé Day [also 2nd Saturday]

2nd Tuesday in June

Broadcast Good Day [2nd Tuesday]

Call Your Doctor Day [2nd Tuesday]

National Forklift Safety Day [2nd Tuesday]

National Time Out Day [2nd Tuesday]

Waldchestag (Forest Day) [Tuesday after Whit Sunday]

World Pet Memorial Day [2nd Tuesday; also 2nd Sunday]

Independence Days

Princian Commonwealth (Declared; 2017) [unrecognized]

Feast Days

Annie Sprinkle Day (Church of the SubGenius; Saint)

Anthony of Padua, Doctor of the Church (Christian; Saint) [Portugal]

Aquilina (Christian; Saint)

Buddha's Parinirvana (Bhutan)

Cetteus (Peregrinus; Christian; Saint)

Damhnade of Ireland (Christian; Saint)

Day of the Living Children of Nut (Ancient Egypt)

Feast of Epona (Celtic; Pagan)

Felicula (Christian; Saint)

Festival of Jupiter Invictus (Jupiter the Unconquered)

G. K. Chesterton (Episcopal Church (USA))

Gerard of Clairvaux (Christian; Saint)

Gin Day (Pastafarian)

Gotthard Graubner (Artology)

Green Day (Pastafarian)

Ides of June (Ancient Rome)

Leon Chwistek (Artology)

Psalmodius (Christian; Saint)

Quinquatrus Minusculae (Old Roman Festival to Minerva)

Ragnebert (a.k.a. Rambert; Christian; Saint)

The Spaniel (Muppetism)

St. Theresa (Positivist; Saint)

Thomas Woodhouse (Christian; Blessed)

Triphyllius (Christian; Saint)

Lucky & Unlucky Days

Butsumetsu (仏滅 Japan) [Unlucky all day.]

Premieres

The Apocalypse Watch, by Robert Ludlum (Novel; 1995)

Back to School (Film; 1986)

Backwoods Bunny (WB LT Cartoon; 1959)

BrainDead (TV Series; 2016)

Day of Infamy, by Walter Lord (History Book; 1957)

Faith and Courage, by Sinead O’Connor (Album; 2000)

Forever Your Girl, by Paula Abdul (Album; 1988)

Hercules (Animated Disney Film; 1997)

How to Train Your Dragon 2 (Animated Film; 2014)

The Incredible Hulk (Film; 2008)

Jagged Little Pill, by Alan’s Morrisette (Album; 1995)

Kind Hearts and Coronets (Film; 1949)

Lolita (Film; 1962)

Make It With You, by Bread (Song; 1970)

Mona Lisa (Film; 1986)

Pat and Mike (Film; 1952)

Post, by Björk (Album; 1995)

The Prince and the Showgirl (Film; 1957)

Prozac Nation (Film; 2003)

Roadie (Film; 1980)

Texas Flood, by Stevie Ray Vaughan (Album; 1983)

22 Jump Street (Film; 2014)

…Very ‘Eavy …Very ‘Umble, by Uriah Heel (Album; 1970)

Vida La Vida, by Coldplay (Song; 2008)

The Washout Chronicle, by John Cheever (Novel; 1957)

Wholly Moses (Film; 1980)

The World is Flat, by Thomas L. Friedman (Economics Book; 2005)

Yodeling Yokels (WB LT Cartoon; 1931)

You Only Live Twice (US Film; 1967) [James Bond #5]

Today’s Name Days

Antonius, Bernhard (Austria)

Antonija, Antun, Toni (Croatia)

Antonín (Czech Republic)

Cyrillus (Denmark)

Monika, Mooni, Moonika (Estonia)

Raila, Raili (Finland)

Antoine (France)

Anton, Antonius, Bernhard (Germany)

Trifilios (Greece)

Anett, Antal (Hungary)

Alice, Antonio (Italy)

Ainārs, Tautvaldis, Tobijs, Uva, Zigfrīds, Zigrids (Latvia)

Akvilina, Antanas, Kunotas, Skalvė (Lithuania)

Tanja, Tone, Tonje (Norway)

Antoni, Chociemir, Herman, Lucjan, Maria Magdalena, Tobiasz (Poland)

Achilina (România)

Anton (Slovakia)

Antonio (Spain)

Aina, Aino (Sweden)

Kalyna (Ukraine)

Ivey, Ivy, Lara, Larissa (USA)

Today is Also…

Day of Year: Day 164 of 2024; 201 days remaining in the year

ISO: Day 2 of week 24 of 2023

Celtic Tree Calendar: Duir (Oak) [Day 2 of 28]

Chinese: Month 4 (Ding-Si), Day 26 (Red-Yin)

Chinese Year of the: Rabbit 4721 (until February 10, 2024)

Hebrew: 24 Sivan 5783

Islamic: 24 Dhu al-Qada 1444

J Cal: 14 Sol; Sevenday [14 of 30]

Julian: 31 May 2023

Moon: 20%: Waning Crescent

Positivist: 24 St. Paul (6th Month) [St. Theresa]

Runic Half Month: Dag (Day) [Day 4 of 15]

Season: Spring (Day 85 of 92)

Zodiac: Gemini (Day 23 of 32)

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Holidays 6.13

Holidays

Beyond the Solar System Day

Dia de Exu (Brazil)

Flag Day (Palau)

International Albinism Awareness Day (UN)

International Axe Throwing Day

International Community Association Managers Day

Inventors’ Day (Hungary)

Jason Voorhees Day

Kitchen Klutzes of America Day

Loeys-Dietz Day of Giving

Miranda Day

National Albinism Awareness Day

National Chamoy Day

National Dance/Movement Therapy Advocacy Day

National Day of Abortion Storytelling Day

National Day of Productive Business Civility

National Doe B Day

National Elderflower Day

National Frances Day

National Jane Day

National Pigeon Day

National Productive Business Civility Day

National Random Acts of Light Day

National Weed Your Garden Day

Outdoor Marketing Day

Random Acts of Light Day

Roller Coaster Day

San Antonio Day (Ceuta, Spain)

Sewing Machine Day

Suleimaniah City Fallen and Martyrs Day (Iraqi Kurdistan)

Swiftie Day

Tench Day (French Republic)

Weed Your Garden Day

The Wicket World of Croquet Day

World Softball Day

Yawn-a-thon

Yeats Day

Food & Drink Celebrations

Cupcake Lover’s Day

National Cucumber Day

Rosé Day [also 2nd Saturday]

2nd Tuesday in June

Broadcast Good Day [2nd Tuesday]

Call Your Doctor Day [2nd Tuesday]

National Forklift Safety Day [2nd Tuesday]

National Time Out Day [2nd Tuesday]

Waldchestag (Forest Day) [Tuesday after Whit Sunday]

World Pet Memorial Day [2nd Tuesday; also 2nd Sunday]

Independence Days

Princian Commonwealth (Declared; 2017) [unrecognized]

Feast Days

Annie Sprinkle Day (Church of the SubGenius; Saint)

Anthony of Padua, Doctor of the Church (Christian; Saint) [Portugal]

Aquilina (Christian; Saint)

Buddha's Parinirvana (Bhutan)

Cetteus (Peregrinus; Christian; Saint)

Damhnade of Ireland (Christian; Saint)

Day of the Living Children of Nut (Ancient Egypt)

Feast of Epona (Celtic; Pagan)

Felicula (Christian; Saint)

Festival of Jupiter Invictus (Jupiter the Unconquered)

G. K. Chesterton (Episcopal Church (USA))

Gerard of Clairvaux (Christian; Saint)

Gin Day (Pastafarian)

Gotthard Graubner (Artology)

Green Day (Pastafarian)

Ides of June (Ancient Rome)

Leon Chwistek (Artology)

Psalmodius (Christian; Saint)

Quinquatrus Minusculae (Old Roman Festival to Minerva)

Ragnebert (a.k.a. Rambert; Christian; Saint)

The Spaniel (Muppetism)

St. Theresa (Positivist; Saint)

Thomas Woodhouse (Christian; Blessed)

Triphyllius (Christian; Saint)

Lucky & Unlucky Days

Butsumetsu (仏滅 Japan) [Unlucky all day.]

Premieres

The Apocalypse Watch, by Robert Ludlum (Novel; 1995)

Back to School (Film; 1986)

Backwoods Bunny (WB LT Cartoon; 1959)

BrainDead (TV Series; 2016)

Day of Infamy, by Walter Lord (History Book; 1957)

Faith and Courage, by Sinead O’Connor (Album; 2000)

Forever Your Girl, by Paula Abdul (Album; 1988)

Hercules (Animated Disney Film; 1997)

How to Train Your Dragon 2 (Animated Film; 2014)

The Incredible Hulk (Film; 2008)

Jagged Little Pill, by Alan’s Morrisette (Album; 1995)

Kind Hearts and Coronets (Film; 1949)

Lolita (Film; 1962)

Make It With You, by Bread (Song; 1970)

Mona Lisa (Film; 1986)

Pat and Mike (Film; 1952)

Post, by Björk (Album; 1995)

The Prince and the Showgirl (Film; 1957)

Prozac Nation (Film; 2003)

Roadie (Film; 1980)

Texas Flood, by Stevie Ray Vaughan (Album; 1983)

22 Jump Street (Film; 2014)

…Very ‘Eavy …Very ‘Umble, by Uriah Heel (Album; 1970)

Vida La Vida, by Coldplay (Song; 2008)

The Washout Chronicle, by John Cheever (Novel; 1957)

Wholly Moses (Film; 1980)

The World is Flat, by Thomas L. Friedman (Economics Book; 2005)

Yodeling Yokels (WB LT Cartoon; 1931)

You Only Live Twice (US Film; 1967) [James Bond #5]

Today’s Name Days

Antonius, Bernhard (Austria)

Antonija, Antun, Toni (Croatia)

Antonín (Czech Republic)

Cyrillus (Denmark)

Monika, Mooni, Moonika (Estonia)

Raila, Raili (Finland)

Antoine (France)

Anton, Antonius, Bernhard (Germany)

Trifilios (Greece)

Anett, Antal (Hungary)

Alice, Antonio (Italy)

Ainārs, Tautvaldis, Tobijs, Uva, Zigfrīds, Zigrids (Latvia)

Akvilina, Antanas, Kunotas, Skalvė (Lithuania)

Tanja, Tone, Tonje (Norway)

Antoni, Chociemir, Herman, Lucjan, Maria Magdalena, Tobiasz (Poland)

Achilina (România)

Anton (Slovakia)

Antonio (Spain)

Aina, Aino (Sweden)

Kalyna (Ukraine)

Ivey, Ivy, Lara, Larissa (USA)

Today is Also…

Day of Year: Day 164 of 2024; 201 days remaining in the year

ISO: Day 2 of week 24 of 2023

Celtic Tree Calendar: Duir (Oak) [Day 2 of 28]

Chinese: Month 4 (Ding-Si), Day 26 (Red-Yin)

Chinese Year of the: Rabbit 4721 (until February 10, 2024)

Hebrew: 24 Sivan 5783

Islamic: 24 Dhu al-Qada 1444

J Cal: 14 Sol; Sevenday [14 of 30]

Julian: 31 May 2023

Moon: 20%: Waning Crescent

Positivist: 24 St. Paul (6th Month) [St. Theresa]

Runic Half Month: Dag (Day) [Day 4 of 15]

Season: Spring (Day 85 of 92)

Zodiac: Gemini (Day 23 of 32)

[shelsaef17]

NECA: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Mona Lisa and Dirk Savage

We’re back with another Haul-a-Thon release today with the Dirk Savage and Mona Lisa 1987... from https://ift.tt/sEBcJev

[lisadevriese]

Wide Angle: the Age of Cage

[thoitrangoder]

Học lỏm công thức khoe eo thon với khăn bandana từ các tín đồ thời trang

Bạn có thể thỏa sức biến tấu khăn bandana thành những kiểu áo độc đáo và mang đậm dấu ấn riêng nhờ một số gợi ý từ các sao và fashionista. Đây là một loại khăn vuông, thường mang màu sắc sặc sỡ hoặc in các họa tiết đặc trưng của mùa Hè. Khăn bandana có lịch sử khá lâu đời. Có thể nói người có công tạo nên “cơn sốt” này chính là Jennie Kim và Lisa (BLACKPINK) khi cả hai đều nhiệt tình diện áo…

[nuchinh]

Lisa tóc đen – Khác lạ và nổi bật trong màu tóc truyền thống

Tóc đen được đánh giá là một màu tóc truyền thống và giới trẻ thường chạy theo xu hướng các màu tóc nổi bật. Thế nhưng, một số idol Kpop đã khiến cho mái tóc đen trở nên thu hút và một lần nữa dậy sóng. Trong đó, tóc đen Lisa Blackpink là hiện tượng làm chao đảo một bộ phận giới trẻ. Cùng NuChinh điểm qua các kiểu tóc đen của Lisa trong bài viết này nhé.

Các kiểu tóc đen Lisa hot hit

Tóc đen là màu tóc làm nên thương hiệu của Lisa và được đánh giá là phù hợp nhất với cô nàng. Nhờ biết cách biến tấu và gu thời trang thời thượng, Lisa giúp cho màu tóc đen trở nên khác lạ và nổi bật. Nếu ấn tượng với Lisa tóc đen thì tham khảo ngay các gợi ý dưới đây nhé.

Lisa tóc đen dài uốn đuôi

Dù không nhìn thấy quá nhiều nhưng fan hâm mộ cũng đôi lần bắt gặp Lisa trong diện mạo tóc đen dài uốn đuôi. Kiểu tóc này mang đến cho cô nàng diện mạo nhẹ nhàng nhưng không hề nhàm chán mà lại rất cá tính và khác biệt. Lisa thường kết hợp tóc đen dài uốn đuôi với mái bằng. Đây cũng là kiểu mái làm nên thương hiệu của nữ ca sĩ nhóm nhạc Blackpink.

Lisa tóc đen thẳng truyền thống

Tóc đen thẳng là kiểu tóc được Lisa ưu ái lựa chọn rất nhiều trong các lần biểu diễn trên sân khấu hoặc đi sự kiện, gặp gỡ fan hâm mộ… Mẫu tóc đen Lisa này mang một nét đẹp truyền thống, nhẹ nhàng nhưng lại không kém phần quyến rũ. Nếu biết cách kết hợp với trang phục và phụ kiện thì bạn chắc chắn sẽ không bị nhạt nhòa khi xuất hiện trước mọi người đâu nhé.

Lisa tóc dài đen mái bằng

Nhắc đến tóc mái bằng, nhiều người sẽ nghĩ ngay đến Lisa trong nhóm nhạc Blackpink. Bởi kiểu tóc này khiến cho diện mạo của cô nàng tăng phần thu hút và cá tính. Kết hợp với tóc đen dài đã đủ khiến cho các fan hâm mộ phải đứng ngồi không yên. Nàng nào có mái tóc dài và đang muốn tạo kiểu tóc đen giống Lisa thì có thể tham khảo lựa chọn này nhé.

Lisa tóc ngắn đen highlight

Vẫn là màu tóc đen nhưng Lisa đã khéo léo chọn cách cắt ngắn kết hợp với highlight màu bạch kim để tăng phần cá tính. Tuy không quá cầu kỳ nhưng nhờ kết hợp với cách trang điểm và ăn mặc, diện mạo tóc đen của Lisa này vẫn mang lại hiệu ứng rất cao.

Lisa tóc đen ngắn ngang vai

Nằm trong bộ sưu tập màu tóc đen của Lisa, kiểu cắt ngắn ngang vai lại mang đến cho người sở hữu vẻ ngoài phá cách và ấn tượng. Cách tạo kiểu này phù hợp với đa dạng các thể loại concept khác nhau. Tuy nhiên, nó khá đơn giản và để tránh bị nhàm chán, bạn nên kết hợp với phụ kiện và lựa chọn những bộ trang phục nổi bật một chút. Như vậy, vừa có thể đu trend theo thần tượng vừa có được diện mạo cuốn hút.

Tóc đen Lisa hợp với khuôn mặt nào?

Tóc Lisa nhuộm đen dần trở thành một xu hướng được các bạn trẻ yêu thích. Tuy nhiên, không phải ai cũng có thể chọn cách tạo kiểu này. Vậy, những khuôn mặt nào phù hợp với kiểu tóc đen Lisa?

Mặt tròn: Các cô nàng mặt tròn có thể để mẫu tóc giống Lisa vì nó có tác dụng tốt trong việc che khuyết điểm của khuôn mặt. Giúp bạn trở nên thon gọn và phô diễn các đường nét thanh tú trên gương mặt.

Mặt trái xoan: Gương mặt trái xoan có tỉ lệ khá chuẩn và nó dường như phù hợp với mọi kiểu tóc. Với tóc đen dài giống Lisa, diện mạo của người sở hữu sẽ trông hài hòa và cân đối hơn. Đồng thời, góp phần làm toát lên nét đẹp truyền thống và nhẹ nhàng của người phụ nữ Việt Nam.

Mặt dài: Kiểu tóc đen thương hiệu của Lisa là kết hợp với mái bằng. Do vậy, các cô nàng mặt dài cũng có thể cân nhắc lựa chọn kiểu tóc này để che đi phần trán hơi dài và rộng. Từ đó gương mặt cũng được cân đối hơn.

Tổng hợp hình ảnh tóc đen Lisa

Tham khảo một số kiểu tóc của Lisa Blackpink qua những hình ảnh dưới đây nhé:

Một số lưu ý khi để tóc đen giống Lisa

Đến thời điểm hiện tại, kiểu tóc đen của Lisa vẫn giữ một vị trí nhất định trong lòng của các chị em. Phiên bản này hứa hẹn sẽ mang đến cho bạn diện mạo trẻ trung và sành điệu nếu có gu thời trang. Dưới đây là một số lưu ý bạn cần nắm trước khi lựa chọn kiểu tóc đen giống Lisa để có vẻ ngoài hoàn thiện nhất.

Các thợ làm tóc khuyến cáo, việc nhuộm tóc đen sẽ gây khó khăn cho việc nhuộm sang màu tóc khác sau này. Do đó, bạn cần cân nhắc thật kỹ trước khi chọn nhuộm đen hay nuôi tóc đen dài tự nhiên.

Tóc đen sẽ phù hợp nhất với các cô nàng có tone da tự nhiên hoặc sáng. Bởi những ai da ngăm để tóc đen giống Lisa sẽ dễ khiến khuôn mặt bị tối màu.

Nếu quyết định nhuộm đen, bạn cần lựa chọn các salon uy tín để tránh mất tiền nhưng không mang lại kết quả như mong muốn.

Chú ý dùng các loại dầu dưỡng tóc, thực phẩm chức năng để bảo vệ tóc sau khi nhuộm.

Hạn chế sử dụng máy sấy và các thiết bị làm tóc có tạo nhiệt để tránh gây khô tóc.

Các câu hỏi thường gặp khác

Nhuộm tóc đen Lisa phai ra màu gì?

Nhuộm tóc đen giống Lisa thường có xu hướng phai ra các biến thể của màu nâu tùy vào nền tóc trước khi nhuộm đen và màu tóc đen đã nhuộm. Ví dụ tóc đen nguyên bản sẽ phai ra màu nâu đen, tóc đen tự nhiên phai ra nâu hoặc nâu vàng...

Tóc nhuộm đen bao lâu thì phai?

Tóc nhuộm đen phai trong thời gian bao lâu còn phụ thuộc vào chất lượng thuốc nhuộm, độ bám màu của tóc và tay nghề của người thợ. Thông thường, màu này sẽ phai ra trong vòng 2 - 5 tháng nhưng độ phai không đáng kể.

Tóc đã nhuộm đen có nhuộm lại màu khác được không?

Khi đã nhuộm đen bạn vẫn có thể nhuộm lại màu khác nhưng sẽ rất khó để lên màu chuẩn bởi lúc này tóc của bạn khó ăn thuốc hơn. Nhiều bạn chọn cách tẩy tóc nhưng cách này khá gây hại cho tóc, nên nếu là người thường xuyên đổi màu tóc bạn hãy cân nhắc trước khi nhuộm đen nhé.

Trên đây là những kiểu tóc đen Lisa đã làm mưa làm gió tạo nên thương hiệu của nữ ca sĩ nhóm nhạc Blackpink này. Hy vọng độc giả sẽ chọn được kiểu tóc phù hợp sau khi đọc bài viết này. Đừng quên theo dõi NuChinh để tiếp tục cập nhật những kiểu tóc hot hit của nhóm nhạc Blackpink nhé.

Đánh giá bài viết

source https://nuchinh.com/lisa-toc-den/

[plaza13]

Entrevista con la diseñadora LISA THON: Hablamos sobre su trayectoria, y “The Key to My Garden”

Entrevista con la diseñadora LISA THON: Hablamos sobre su trayectoria, y “The Key to My Garden”

Con motivo de está nueva colección, y más allá de sólo publicar la colección me pareció oportuno entrevistar a la diseñadora, maestra, y faro de luz de miles de estudiantes, y ni hablar de todos los diseñadores hoy establecidos que cursaron estudios con Lisa Thon. Conozco el trabajo de Thon desde el 1998, y puedo señalar que siempre ha sabido descifrar lo que la mujer desea lucir. Sus desfiles…

[agentmarymargaretskitz]

Omg! Loved the little CC bachelorette party fic :) now how about Leonard's bachelor party??? Bonus points if Martin is there and try's to be a dad/ voice of reason or whatever.. oh hell let him let loose.. that's fun too 😂 also Mick has to be the one to organize said party!

(Something small)

“I think I can speak for all of us in saying this was a terrible idea from the start,” Martin sighed as he leaned back against the wall.

“It really could have gone better,” Ray agreed, leaning against the bars of the cell.

“It was awesome,” Mick said with a shrug.

“Maybe for you,” Barry whined. “Sitting in a holding cell isn’t my idea of fun.”

Leonard sighed from where he was sitting at the end of the bench. “Normally, I’d agree with Mick, but Sara and I both promised each other we’d behave tonight. In no way were any of us supposed to be in this situation tonight. Especially you, kid.”

“I’ve been in worse places,” Jax shrugged. “Thought I wouldn’t mind getting out of here as soon as we can.”

“Hey, at least it’s a memorable bachelor party,” Cisco offered. “Besides, we called people who can get us out.”

“And you’re lucky they showed up,” Lisa Snart said as she appeared in the entrance of the holding area with an officer and Lily Stein. “Hi, boys.”

“Hey, Dad!” Lily waved. “And Ray and Jax and everyone else.”

Martin groaned and buried his head in my hands. “This is a nightmare.”

“I prefer memorable,” Leonard said as they were released from the cell.

[gay-otlc]

Keepers of the Chaos (Chapter 4)

Summary: Tam, Linh, Keefe, Biana, and Fitz are part of the tiny fandom for Keeper of the Chaos, and Tam and Linh's podcast convinces some of their other friends to watch it as well. The group finds themselves strangely invested in this show, where students at Tumblr High School who work together to write about an elf named Sophia, cause incomprehensible chaos, and fight their rival Pinterest High School.

Content warnings: Cursing, descriptions of disturbing images, lmk if I should add something else.

Notes: thon/thons Fitz, ae/aer Biana, ce/cer Livvy, my beloveds

Read on AO3

Fitz Vacker used to like the color teal. Thon wasn't entirely sure why; well, it was just a nice color, what other reasoning did thon need? Regardless, no matter how much thon liked teal, thon was in no way prepared for... that.

Against thons better judgement, thon had listened when thons sistaer Biana insisted they watch this new show, Keepers of the Chaos, with aer, Della, and Della's then-fiancee-now-spouce Livvy. Thon enjoyed the show, sure, but the chaos... the chaos in that show. It had been expected, of course, but not that much. Considering that, Lynn was the character that resonated most with thon, because her attempts to get the keepers under control felt a lot like when Fitz had to deal with Biana, Keefe, and Sophie... and the headache those three gave thon. Especially when Dex came into the mix as well.

Yeah, Lynn resonated with Fitz a lot, and thon sometimes wondered how she dealt with such chaotic spice. Being aroace, that was one problem thon wouldn't have to deal with. But unfortunately, thon still had chaotic friends, and turned to analyses of Lynn's motivations to cope, writing elaborate dumbles essays about the way she tried her best to record the events of the keepers and round them up. Thons other favorites, like Jan and Appie, were also fun to write analyses about, but with considerably less projection.

(There were a few characters thon didn't even have to project Judaism onto, like Sam and Ref, which was a welcome change from usual process.)

But no matter how much chaos Fitz had to deal with on Biana, Sophie, and Keefe's part, at least they hadn't started the Finnapocolypse.

...yet.

Oh, season one, episode nine. The season finale. Fitz had really expected some sort of battle with Pinterest High School, made a compilation of all the foreshadowing, and thon would have much preferred that.

The intro, as always, had been great. Things went downhill quickly. Unaware of the consequences, someone joked that Finn, the elf who found Sophie, was like Dobby saying "You're an elf, Sophia." Then, some horrible monster suggested that they photoshop Finn's trademark teal eyes onto Dobby's face.

It was like an explosion had taken place among the Keepers. Around half the fandom went mad and jumped on the chaos train, editing Finn's teal eyes onto any image they could get their hands on; John Cena, Shannon Messenger, the Mona Lisa, a cracker, and so much more. Many of them even wore sleep masks with teal eyes over their faces, temporarily blinding them, but they considered it worth it. The other half simply watched, with opinions varying from amusement to absolute horror.

Biana found it hilarious. Fitz... slightly less so. It was a love hate relationship with that episode, and really with that whole show.

As though he'd summoned aer, Biana's voice called "Oh Fitzy!" Ae appeared in thons doorway soon after.

"Yeah?" thon said.

"Guess what today is!"

Fitz racked thons brain. "Shit, is it your birthday?"

"No."

"Mom's birthday?"

"Still no."

"Uh... Livvy's birthday?"

"No, though cer birthday is coming up next month, so do keep that in mind."

"It can't be their anniversary, they got married last June and it's January, so..."

"It's January eighteenth!"

"What does that signify?"

"THE FINNAPOCALYPSE!!!" Biana yelled. "It happened January eighteenth in the show, remember?"

"You're a dedicated fan."

"So are you, you just don't like the Finnapocalypse."

"Fair. But you are making a pretty big deal out of this."

"Well..." Fitz sighed as ae continued. "Keefe and I had this idea."

"No."

"You didn't even let me finish!"

"Hell no."

"Check dumbles! And you need to change your profile pic!"

A gnawing feeling of dread grew in thons gut, but thon wanted confirmation, so thon sighed and picked up thons phone, logging onto thons dumbles, @lordofthesnuggles, and went do the dashboard. Everyone's profile picture had Finn's teal eyes edited on. Fitz sighed and logged off.

"Oh, you can't escape just by escaping dumbles! Come downstairs!"

"Why would I do that?"

"Mom made ripplefluffs to lure you out."

"Dammit!" said Fitz. It... it worked. As thon walked into the kitchen, thon questioned thons choices; were ripplefluffs worth this? Livvy had a teal eye sleeping mask on cer face, and handed Biana one. Ae put it over aer eyes. With a sigh, Della handed Fitz a ripplefluff. Thon took a bite and buried thons head in thons hands. "Why are y'all like this," thon groaned.

Biana ignored thon, singing out "We're gonna have teal eyes in the end!"

[thra-athon]

Festive Thra-Athon will be officially live from 17th to 20th December ! 

The show will begin with the announcement of our Fanfiction Contest Winner which will be read by Dan DeWhirst (who performed the terrifying Garthim in Age of Resistance) We will also have a Raffle, a live chat with Lisa Maxwell (voice of Kira), Stephen Garlick (voice of Jen), Cory Godbey and more ! 

Find all the informations here : 

https://darkcrystalpodcast.com/thra-a-thon-is-almost-here-17th-to-20th-december-to-celebrate-38th-anniversary-of-the-dark-crystal/