#Lois voice: i think it'd be cool if you hooked up with Bruce actually

[nat-20s]

Superbat compels me bc Clark and Bruce are both completely incapable of being Normal about each other but while Bruce is aware of how Clark drives him a little bit bonkers in fucking yonkers and keeps that shit On!! Lock!!!! Clark is 100% convinced that he IS normal about Bruce and they're just you know. Pals that argue sometimes until his literal actual married to wife is like "so would you banging one out with Batman help things orrr???"