#Love how the French translation was like 'yeah we're not even gonna try

[2ndalt]

i'm just sitting here in my corner, cackling as I translate Colette's letters.

We're gonna go out of order with this one, since I wanna start off with Colette and Violet's letter exchange. Last time we heard of their note-passing-in-class feud, Violet absolutely destroyed Colette w/ her clever insults and pettiness! How will Colette respond?!!

She starts off with an apology (kinda)? Colette recognizes Violet's distaste for nicknames and addresses her as Violet in every letter moving forward. yay character development

THEN she claps back with the "I don't like it when you act like a little mistress, like: "You should do that", or, "I told you so!"" and yeah, Violet can def be bossy at times. Then she says this:

"I prefer it when you're sleepy… because, when you're tired, you're less concerned about what you're doing and that you're not always there trying to be the best. And then you make a very funny face…" And we get this lovely picture:

And like- it's one of the most interesting ways I've seen someone offer advice? Like, Colette could've been like: "Yeah I like you better when you're tired because you aren't so b*tchy when you're half-asleep" but instead makes a valid point. Violet needs to relax a little, she doesn't need to be perfect all the time around her friends. Colette's approach to dealing with Violet's concealed insecurities and Violet's method of getting Colette to stop calling her childish nicknames is the only way they could've mended their relationship, honestly. They both needed to knock the other's ego down a few pegs in order to humble themselves and realize that they're not always right. And after that, they seem to be on friendlier terms with each other.

The next letter from Colette is addressed to Violet again, and she starts it with: "Hi, Naughty! (Hi, Violet)" Very clearly a little joke they have now, a callback to Violet's first letter. Colette then proceeds to invite Violet to come with her to the hairdresser (just the two of them??)

Colette goes off on a little side tangent;

"I just wanted to tell you that anyone who thinks orange is going to replace pink as the fashionable color doesn't know what they're talking about." ok, is Colette beefing with Paulina now? What did she ever do to you? :(

Then she signs off with "Kisses, Kisses, See you Tomorrow!" and a kiss on the paper. I'm not even kidding. Is this just a French thing-

Totally straight behavior

Anyway, the last bit I'll cover is Colette's "Get To Know Me!" section. She immediately starts off with "I looove pink it's my faaavorite color" and I have to sit there like "yeah i know." and then she's talking about how all her clothes are pink and

Then she says something interesting.

"Ah yes! As you'll have gathered, when I'm nervous, I give myself a shampoo or a hand treatment: it makes it all go away!"

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE! In the books, Colette always makes such a fuss over her appearance. Now, it was never really addressed properly, but she usually resorts to perfecting her looks whenever she's in a stressful situation. And when she can't, she gets really upset. Like, it's basically a form of comfort to her. If a situation is way out of her control, she has to try and regain some feeling of stability by straightening out any flaws she sees in her near-perfect facade so she can manage at least one thing at the moment and in this essay I will

[theclowndoes-selfships]

Incorrect Quotes as Ark and Tim

With funny titles because I said so. :D

Coffee

Ark: Here you go, Tim, a nice hot cup of coffee!

Tim: It's cold.

Ark: A nice cup of coffee.

Tim: It's horrible!

Ark: Cup of coffee.

Tim: I'm not sure if this even IS coffee.

Ark: C U P.

Ah, yes... such a good personality match.

Tim: I am the left brain, I am the left brain. "I work really hard until my inevitable death" brain. You've got a job to do, you better do it right and the right way is with the left brain's might.

Ark: I LIKE OREOS AND PUSSY-

Yeah... Tim you're not getting rid of Ark... Ever.

Tim: Why are you burning our marriage certificate!?

Ark: Good luck trying to return me without a receipt.

Best? More like ONLY.

Ark: Tim, you're my best friend.

Tim: Best friend? BEST friend?! Bitch, I'm your only friend.

Tim: I'M THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF TOLERATING YOUR DUMB ASS!

Accidental implications

Ark: Heh, Tim sneezes like a girl.

Tim: How about I pound you like boy?

Tim: That didn’t come out right.

It did in fact, happen again

Ark: I’m sorry for being annoying.

Ark: It will happen again.

What a trifecta

Tim: What are your three best qualities?

Ark: I’m hot, I have soft hair, and sometimes I cry because I love my friends.

Unmedicated ADHD

Ark, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket, sir? Hahahaha.

Tim: Do you think other people can’t hear you?

Tim– no-

Ark: Are you having another depressive episode?

Tim: A depressive episode?

Tim: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.

Ark that's- no- can you properly process words-

Tim: Italics.

Ark: Yeah, Italians.

They eventually had the conversation, and Ark was disgusted

Ark: What’s sexting?

Tim: I'm not having this conversation with you.

You heard him! Chocolate milk!

Tim: You've got to act tough, Ark! Show 'em you can't be pushed around! Show 'em they can't mess with you!

Ark: Right. Yes. Tough. Got it.

Ark, standing up on their stool and slamming their hands down on the bar: I'LL TAKE A CHOCOLATE MILK.

Accidental implications pt 2

Ark: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*

Tim: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?

Ark: I—

Ark: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.

Ark, stop trying to be edgy it doesn't work-

Tim: How do you want your coffee?

Ark: Black, like my soul.

Tim:

Tim: Ark, your soul is a latte.

The sticks caught fire

Ark: Hey guys, I’m making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap, so wake me up in 5 minutes to flip them over.

*5 minutes later*

Tim: Ark it’s been 5 minutes, time to flip your sticks.

Ark: snnnzzzz...

Tim: ARK YOUR STICKS!

Mission failed (successfully...?)

Ark: .. .----. -- / … --- .-. .-. -.-- (translation: I'M SORRY)

Tim: What's that?

Ark: Remorse code.

Tim: I'm even angrier now.

Ark has a sugar addiction

Tim: Oh, they left the bowl out?

Tim: It says, “Take two pieces of candy.”

Ark: Nobody around though…

*Ark grabs the entire bowl and runs off with it*

Tim: NO—

Nonsensical headache shit

Ark, with a headache: Advil me up, daddy.

Tim: I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.

Inconceivable!

Ark: Wait you like me? For my personality?

Tim: I know, I was surprised too.

Struggle with basic wording that doesn't make sense

Tim: Please could you go to the shop and get a carton of milk, if they have avacodos get six.

Ark, coming back from the store with six cartons of milk: They had avacados!

Comfort failed successfully?

Tim, trying to comfort Ark: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.

Accidental implications but sweet instead of o///o

Waiter: What would you like?

Ark: Bring a milkshake with two straws.

Tim: *blushes*

Ark: *puts both straws in their mouth* Watch how fast I can drink this!!

Yeah... Ark is the furthest thing from any of those things

Tim: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Ark: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Tim: That one. I want that one.

Ark not listening, again

Tim: I love you.

Ark, not paying attention: What was that?

Tim: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-

Unexpected result

Ark: My hands are cold.

Tim: Here, let me hold them.

Ark: My lips are cold too.

Tim: *covers Ark's mouth with their hand*

This is what happened when Tim tried to start their relationship-

Tim: We should be partners.

Ark: You mean like, partners in crime?

Tim: Yeah... that’s precisely what I meant.

[inbarfink]

What is Minion called in the various dubs and translations of 'Megamind'?

Latin America Spanish: Servil ('servile')

Spain: Esbirro ('henchman' or 'minion')

Armenian: Tsarra (meaning 'servant')

Brazilian Portuguese: Criado ('servant' or 'attendant')

Swedish: Hejduk ('henchman')

Russian: Prisluzhnik ('Minion' or 'Follower')

Bulgarian: Лакей (Sorry, I couldn't get verification for how it's pronounced but it means 'lackey' or 'footman')

Romanian: Lacheu ('lackey' or 'flanky')

Czech: Poskok ('Hop' but also 'underling', 'stooge')

Hungarian: Talpnyali (seems to be a corruption of the word 'Talpnyaló', which means 'fawning' or 'a toady')

Hebrew: Mesharetion ('Mesharet' means 'Servant' + the 'ion' makes it sounds more sci-fi and also help with the lipsync)

Japanese: Kobungyo (combination of the words 'Kobun', which means 'minion' and 'gyo', which means 'fish')

Croatian: MinimUm (a pun on the word 'Minimum' and 'Um', which is the Croatian word for 'Mind' - in contrast to Megamind who is called 'MaksimUm')

Georgian: Damkhmare ('assistant')

Danish: Følgesvend ('Companion', 'Sidekick')

French: Nounou ('Nanny' or 'babysitter')

[seasidepierre]

oh my gosh, a playlist for pull me back to you would be perfection (just like you) - 🪐

Hi Saturn!

Took me a little while because I was having a dance party in the process!

You can find the playlist here but here’s the lyrics that made me choose these songs!

Someone To You - BANNERS

I don't even need to change the world I'll make the moon shine just for your view I'll make the starlight circle the room And if you feel like night is falling I wanna be the one you're calling 'Cause I believe that you could lead the way

Kiss Her You Fool - Kids That Fly

Stop waiting for a fairytale to Take you away, don't wait for someday She's thinking the same thing as you Don't be afraid, dreams aren't found they're made

Best Friend - Rex Orange County

And that's because I wanna be your favorite boy I wanna be the one that makes your day The one you think about as you lie awake I can't wait to be your number one I'll be your biggest fan and you'll be mine

Backyard Boy - Claire Rosinkranz

I can feel your eyes stare And I'm not gonna lie I get a little bit scared My heart is on wings I'm living in dreams

Friends - Ed Sheeran

We're not friends, we could be anything If we tried to keep those secrets safe No one will find out if it all went wrong They'll never know what we've been through So I could take the back road But your eyes'll lead me straight back home And if you know me like I know you You should love me, you should know

I Like Me Better - Lauv

I don't know what it is but I got that feeling Waking up in this bed next to you swear the room, yeah, it got no ceiling If we lay, let the day just pass us by I might get to too much talking, I might have to tell you something Damn I like me better when I'm with you

Us - James Bay

We used to be kids living just for kicks In cinema seats, learning how to kiss Running through streets that were painted gold We never believed we'd grow up like this So tell me how to be in this world Tell me how to breathe in and feel no hurt Tell me how 'cause I believe in something I believe in us

When You're Ready - Shawn Mendes

What if my dad is right when he says that you're the one No, I can't even argue, I won't even fight him on it Call you when it's late and I know that you're in bed 'Cause I'm three hours back, seems like you're always six ahead And I don't know why I try 'cause ain't nobody like you

Make You Mine - PUBLIC

Well, I will call you darlin' and everything will be okay 'Cause I know that I am yours and you are mine Doesn't matter anyway In the night, we'll take a walk, it's nothin' funny Just to talk Put your hand in mine You know that I want to be with you all the time

This Town - Niall Horan

And I want to tell you everything The words I never got to say the first time around And I remember everything From when we were the children playing in this fairground Wish I was there with you now If the whole world was watching I’d still dance with you Drive highways and byways to be there with you Over and over the only truth Everything comes back to you [...] And I know that it’s wrong That I can’t move on But there’s something about you

Photograph - Ed Sheeran

We keep this love in a photograph We made these memories for ourselves Where our eyes are never closing Hearts are never broken And time's forever frozen, still [...] You won't ever be alone, wait for me to come home

Tombé - M. Pokora (y/n and Pierre being both French, you couldn't escape this.. This one's a french song but I got you a translation!)

If ever you're scared Trust in me I will take your pain You will see, it will be fine If ever you doubt I make you a promise To keep on your way The words, the tenderness [...] I fell, fell, fell I was touched, bravo my queen you have won I was but a madman, a madman to lock up

[alexiaugustin]

good morning mutuals and everyone else on tumblr who is cool and made my year! this is gonna be my mutuals appreciation post 2020 because if anything good happened this year then it's getting to know all of you guys so there's that. i love you all so so sooo much and always love to see y'all and your gif sets / memes / crack posts /rants / edits and so on and so forth on my dash. you made this year beautiful and i just wanna thank u for that!💘💘 (also im sorry if the picture above activates anyone's fight response i just thought that it would fit if i went back to where it all started)

@engelkeijsers mare my love i don't even have words to describe how much i love you and am happy to have you in my life. i consider you one of my closest friends by now and that's why i always message you whenever exciting shit happens in my life (or whenever shit goes down that ofc depends🤪). our phone calls were so fucking funny and i loved talking to you sooo much i can't wait to meet you in real life one day!!💖 please feel hugged you're such a beautiful human.

@dreamaur ann my beloved mutual i love you from the bottom of my heart and just wanna thank you for being the cute bitch that u are who always remembers our mutuals anniversary like....🥺🥺 i just love that we always watch and read and stan the same things like what kind of soulmutuals behavior is this?. can't wait for s&b to air so we can always freak out about kaz and inej and everyone else together. i'm kissing your cheek and wish you the absolute best for 2021 because u deserve the best😽

@sotorubio silja i love you and your blog so much you just have such a galaxy brain and you're so eloquent and your blog is one of the few that i check on regularly because i don't wanna miss a single post you make. here's a fun fact before i properly got to know you i thought that you were sooo intimating i don't even know why and then we started talking at some point and i was like "hold on a second they are SO lovely and warm actually and not intimating at all hdhdh" as you might have figured out by now i always love talking to you about skames or rant about 13rw and everything else. i just love u!!!🧡

@helmtaryn aurore you are probably the first person who ever started talking to me on here and so it all began and we always talked abt skam france before s6 started and during and you're just such a wonderful person!! thank you for always being there for me and helping me with my french homework i truly cannot thank you enough for that because you're constantly saving my ass jdhd. you're just so fun to talk to and such a talented gif maker like... for real your gif sets always knock me out and you're always so original in what you gif🥺❣

@geminibf i know i've told you that before but your blog is my comfort blog on here literally just seeing your posts on my dash always makes my day and you're one of the most beautiful ppl i've ever known like how do you even manage to do that🥺💘 plus you're sooo talented at this point im convinced that there's absolutely nothing that you cannot do so yeah i have no idea where this sentence is going but i guess what im trying to tell u is that i love u and im so happy to be ur friend

@alterlovex niiiii❣❣❣ you're not even like a tumblr mutual you're like my tumblr sister (figure out what the hell this is supposed to mean jdjd) and you were one of the first people who hyped my stupid posts up and it always made me go 🥺😭. i started following you despite the fact that u had a wtfock icon (honorary) and i absolutely never regretted it. you're so beautiful and warm and so is your blog and i will try to talk more to u again in 2021. im virtually sending you so many flowers🌷🌻🌸💐

@jorgecrespo you're just the coolest bitch alive. i followed you for your skam rankings and stayed for your whole entire personality. every post you make truly just slaps, you never miss, and i relate to you so much jdjd. the way you answer anon messages will forever be my favorite thing about your blog and just the way you talk in general like without even seeing your url i always know when it's you who wrote a post. i love you❕❕💖

@jusdekiwi you and aurore are the reason why french people deserve rights, you are such a lovely and genuine person and i absolutely love you and your chill vibes on your blog. also thank you for helping me out with my french homework thingy once like. thank you so so much for being so lovely and taking your time julia!🌻

@suburbanenigma carmen i love you and all of your posts and just the vibes on your blog!!! also omfg your riverdale side blog always makes me laugh soo much i truly cannot wait for s5 to air so we can make fun of it together because i will live blog the shit out of it too!! you're just one of the coolest bitches ever i don't know how else to say it. i love you and cant wait to talk to you more next year. you're such a blessing for this hellsite🦋✨

@sundaymorninghangover julian you are one of my oldest friends on here and i've loved you ever since i found your blog and figured out that u were a part of the having taste club (skames fandom) too!! you're so chill!!! i love your brain!! i love your posts!!! and most importantly i love you. please keep on blessing my dash with your cool posts because they are definitely appreciated and loved in this house. also i miss your frog icon (please don't hit me in case it wasn't a frog) it just spoke volumes about your vibes but i love ur new one too!! still associate the purple heart with you so here it is 💜💜

@lesbeanfatou clara you simply are an angel. you used to have a nora grace icon and i went: that's it, she's the one, she has taste im gonna follow!! and look it was one of the best decisions ever. you're my favorite chaotic n cool mosquito hater and i just love you so much and you made my year beautiful!! thank you for always listening to me when i came into your inbox to have a break down (positive or negative) over the we feel in love in october girl and thank you for teaching me how make edits!!!💐💘

@aoixe you're one of my favorite skamfr hate blogs and certain men hate blogs (if u know u know) i always love talking and ranting with you and am so glad that we're sometimes just dming!! you're vibes are so cool a d you seem like such a chill person i love you and wish you all the best for 2021!!❣❣

@fatoudixon ana i love you and your blog so so much and especially your druck reaction videos on youtube!! you seem like such a genuine and beautiful person and even though we're not talking much please just know that im always happy to see you on my dash. happy new year to you!!💘💘

@cash-queens sam🥺 you're so sweet and kind this hell site truly doesn't even deserve you but we all love that you're here anyway!! i would protect you with my life and i hope that we will get to talk more in 2021 because you're such a lovely person and for now im just gonna wish u a happy new year✨

@avaceleste sophiaaa💌 you've been here ever since the very beginning of skamfr season 6 and i always love talking to you and long live our eliola jokes, you were probably the person i started this cult with so here is our eliola emoji starterpack one more time in 2020 💏🌧🎬

@hashtag-ohboy-nicetry i have no idea whose side blog this was but the url alone made my entire year🤭🤞

@ random love anon❤ i love you and hope that 2021 will be a good year for you because you absolutely deserve it!!! wishing u nothing but the best i always love to see you around!💐💘

all the other amazing blogs i love and am always happy to see on my dash (doesn't matter if we're mutuals or not)

@floraflorenzi / @bi-kieu-my / @gumptin / @thegirlnooneknows5 / @littleweirdoss / @sohereisthisasshole / @noramachwtz / @nori-in-pink / @ayellowcurtain / @mailinrichter / @ijzermanora / @fudgetunblr / @lesbianfatous / @norgestan / @cfgc / @avaspereira / @theflowerisblue / @smblmn / @jon-astronaut / @amiraamore / @parelmoer / @stqrz 💘❣💐🦋💌🌸

i wish all of you a very happy new year and thank you for all of your gifs, posts, translations, fanfics & edits you all truly make this place beautiful❕💘

[catboy-lover-archive]

Obey Me Romanian MC

idea inspired by @/harunayuuka2060 (too shy to tag them)

Nu ştiu ce inspirație supraomenească m-a lovit dar am început asta la 2 dimineața și am terminat-o la 6.30

Im sleep deprived bc I stayed up all night doing this, enjoy gagicile mele

[added translations]

(under the cut bc this bitch is long af)

Lucifer: Are you not enjoying your meal?

MC: This food isn't even good. Next time I'm bringing my bunica to make you guys sarmale best thing you ever tried 👩‍🍳👌😘 mwah

-

MC: I'm not gonna go out with Satan, Beel, Asmo or Belphie.

Asmo: Awww

Beel: :(

Belphie: What?!

Satan: Why?

MC: Why date a guy who's favorite color is not in romanian flag? 🤔🇷🇴

-

Asmo: But I thought you could-

MC: For the last time IM NOT A VAMPIRE I CAN'T HYPNOTIZE PEOPLE OR MAKE THEM FALL IN LOVE WITH ME

-

Levi: Ohhh!!!! So are you like familiar with Castlevania-

MC: We don't talk about that *cries in disappointed*

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Solomon: What is this weird potion.

MC: *puts bottle of țuică (plum brandy) on the table*

MC: This is not a potion, but a solution to all of your problems gagica 💖

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MC: *talking to Lucifer* Oh iubire (love), stop crying over Diavolo again. Why cry over guy who would wear vagabond everyday in my country?

MC: Tsch tsch tsch

Lucifer: What the fuck is Vagabond

MC: Only the worst of streetwear existent. Only f-boys use it

Lucifer: Fair enough

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Beel: Why do you want to try out for the sports team?

MC: Because Steaua, my country's team, disappointed me 😔

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MC: Mammon! Asmo! Let me show you guys a thing called ✨manele✨

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(after the Belphie incident)

MC: Does anybody have a belt.... a belt so I can...no reason...papuci de casă (slippers) works too

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MC: Hey Belphie! Did you enjoy your punishment? 😜

Belphie: My butt still hurts...

MC: Next time it's the lingură de lemn ♡ (wooden spoon)

-

*MC dancing to Braşoveanca*

Mammon: W-what's that???

Satan: Some sort of ritual I suppose

Asmo: *joining in* It's fun!

MC: Doi✌paşi🦵înainte➡️şi😱doi😩înapoi⬅️ (two steps forward two steps back)

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MC: Who has summoned me?

Satan: Belphie isn't feeling well and the medicine didn't really do it's job.

MC: Everyone watch closely because I'm going to teach you guys a sacred ritual called ✨Frecție cu Oțet✨

Satan: You're just pouring vinegar on his wrist.

MC: Now here comes the fun part. *maggages his wrists*

Belphie: Someone please kill me this is unbearable

MC: Am I allowed to say Tatăl Nostru (Lord's prayer) or is that too....uhhh weird since yall are demons and stuff-

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Barbatos: MC...

MC: I'm sorry but crossing myself after I finish a meal is implemented in my brain. It's in the default settings.

Barbatos: What happens if you don't cross yourself?

MC: Lingura de lemn (wooden spoon) *shivers*

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Diavolo: Do you like my castle?

MC: Baby, Peleş puts you to shame.

MC: Also, too much current (swift). Close the damn windows

-

Lucifer, giving up on life: Oh not again...

MC: DA PĂ CIMPOI DA PĂ CIMPOI JOACĂ FETELE LA NOI 👉👈😳

MC: Real music here 😌

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MC: There, there gacica (girlfriend). Don't cry. *pats him on the back*

Lucifer: Do you got any more țuică...

MC: That's the spirit!

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MC: I know I technically didn't die, but can we please have a funeral??? There is this really tasty cake just for this special occasion called colivă. Beel is okay with it so- hey don't ignore me! wait guys this is important- wAIT!

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Satan: I hate Lucifer because he is my father.

Belphie: I hate Lucifer because he sucks in general.

MC: I hate Lucifer because Favorite color is red which is COMMUNISM COLOUR 😡‼

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Solomon: See?? MC likes my cooking!

MC: Piftie...Caltaboş...

MC: Solomon, you would make a very good romanian housewife. Say, have you ever considered getting a 701st wife...?

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Beel: *munching happily on the food MC makes*

Lucifer: *getting a fucking break*

MC: *making grătar(barbeque) cu mici*

MC: Everybody loves 1 Mai!

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MC: Beelphiiieee!!!! I have a spell for you 😊

Belphie: Please not the lingură de lemn-

MC: *boop on the nose* ✨du-te dracu✨ (go to hell)

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Lucifer: How did you make everyone behave?

MC: *looking at the papuc de casă in hand*

MC: You either die a hero...or live enough to become the villain...

Lucifer: Interesting, can you teach me?

MC: The secret is to use your wrist-

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MC, whispering: Psst! Mammon! How's the sarmale trading going?

Mammon: Its okay, but why can't you just give me the recipe?

MC: E din moşi strămoşi (it's from older generations) I can't give it to you

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MC: Hey pisi, want a ride in my Dacia?

Simeon: ...what? :)

MC: Come on gagica(girlfriend)! We are going to visit my family they will love you!

MC: You can also bring Luke. Just uhhh don't let him drink from the "juicebox" ok? It's not- It's not juice in there

MC: But you can drink. I won't tell anyone.

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Diavolo: MC you can't leave yet. Not even for a quick visit back home.

MC: Auzi, da du-te-n p- (well why don't you fuck yourself on my dic-)

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MC: *sigh* Sometimes I wish Satan was wearing Vagabond instead of...whatever that is

Asmo: Ouch, but yeah I guess we are that desperate.

Satan: I'm never tutoring any of you again.

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MC and Luke, just vibing honestly: ⬇️Intră-n👇apa🌊mării🐚şi🐋nu🐟te🙄teme😱ai😳să-nveți🤯să-noți🐠printre🤔sirene🧜‍♀️🧜‍♂️

(go in the sea's water and don't you be afraid you'll learn to swim among mermaids)

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MC: No Asmo, I have a date to the ball he's right here *points at țuică bottle*

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Belphie: *misbehaving*

MC: Vai, vai, vai. Sărumâna Belphie 😃 ( well, well, well good day Belphie)

MC: *grabs the papuc (slipper)*

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MC: NO LUCIFER IT CAN NOT BE AN AN NOU FERICIT (happy new year) IF WE DO NOT DANCE THE HORĂ

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MC and Luke, vibing yet again: POVEȘTI DIN FOLCLORUL MAGHIAR!!! (maghiar folklore stories!)

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MC: Where is my țuică? :)

Everyone: *quiet*

MC: I won't get mad :)

MC:

MC: Foaie verse de trifoi~ *papuc reappears* Dați băi țuica înapoi (green leaf of clover, give the țuică back you fucker)

Everybody: *runs*

MC: Mândruțelor (girls), come back until I'll put this to good use

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Levi: *exists*

MC: *in love with him bc his fav color is in the Romanian flag and not in the commie flag*

MC: Te las să te lingi cu mime în parcare la lidl (I'll let you french kiss me in the Lidl market parking lot)

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MC: Lucifer you don't understand!

MC: Sandu Ciorbă cured my depression!

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MC: Muie cretinii pământului (fuck y'all stupid asses) my țuică is back and I'm not sharing anymore

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Asmo: We're doing hot girl shit tonight

MC: Ne curvim rău (we're hoeing)

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MC: futu-ți cristelnița mătii (fuck your mother's font) Simeon you're the one that drank all my țuică

MC: I'll let it slide this once, if u take me for shaorma(shawarma) in Piața Victoriei (Victoria's market)

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Solomon: Whoops, I accidentally messed up the sarmale recipe

MC: Aşadar războiu alesu l-ai (So you have chosen war)

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Mammon: MC, how do you say "I hate you" in romanian?

MC: Dar eu sunt mândru că sunt twink. (I'm proud to be a twink)

Mammon, clueless: ok thanks

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MC, to Belphie: I had such a rough day, please fute-mi una (fuck me over) and not the way I like

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Mammon: What would be a quick way to make money?

MC: Gagica(girlfriend), listen. Culegător de sparanghel (asparagus picker) in Spain is your go-to.

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Asmo: *blasting manele vechi (old manele).2006*

Asmo: Please love me!

MC: *already in wedding attire*

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MC: Beel! Here, try this! Yeah yeah its completely fine!

MC: ...what do you mean it looks like Solomon's cooking?

MC: THIS IS PIFTIE AND YOU WILL LEARN TO APPRECIATE IT

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MC: *dragging them all by the hand to therapy*

MC: Păi aşa-i hora pe la noi măi bade- (This is hora to us well my mans)

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MC, talking to Lucifer: Măi omu lu dumnezeu îți fut una de nu te vezi (listen God's man I'll fuck you over that you'll not see again) if u lay a finger on my țuică again

MC: I don't care that you have daddy issues, this is MINE now thank you very much.

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MC: Doamne cu ce ți-am greşit? (God, what have I done to you?)

MC: tanti Lilith, ia-mă cu tine gagicuțo milf ce ești (Miss Lilith, take me with you you milf girlfriend)

MC: Chiar și culesul de căpșuni din Spania era mai ok dacât (even strawberry picking in Spain is better than) Therapist Simulator hell edition

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Diavolo: *exists*

MC: Vrei să-ți fiu a ta mireasă? (Do you want me to be your wife?)

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Simeon: *exists*

MC: Vrei să-ți fiu Ileană Cosânzeană? ( Want me to be your fairy wife?)

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Belphie: Every time I doze off they say this weird phrase...

MC: Dormeo(mattress company) ! Noapte bună! (good night!)

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MC: What do you mean im not allowed to have a cross around my neck?

MC: My dead grandmother would kill me it's Sfântu Andrei for fucks sake

MC: The law is law we gotta put garlic and salt everywhere around the house

MC: This is what you get from taking my țuică away AGAIN

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MC: I mean, at least i dont have to take the bacalaureat and face the woman-hating-Ion-Creangă-fucking-twink-looking-nightmare-inducing Eminescu so

MC: *drinks a Mona Spirt (rubbing alcohol) bottle in one go*

MC: that works wonders for me