Neil: So, what’s Andrew’s's type?
Renee: Blue eyes, exy obsessed, oblivious, runaway, red-haired liar.
Neil: Sounds kind of like me. Too bad we’re just friends.
Renee: Did I mention oblivious?
Neil: Yeah, why?
Renee: Okay, just making sure! Bye, Neil!
Neil: ..?
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I just wanna see Buck and Eddie’s own disaster wedding and just end up getting married in Bobby’s backyard at the end :(
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he knowssss he’s him
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Kind of crazy to think that Penelope created like 99 percent of her own problems.
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“girlhood is this” “girlhood is that”
NO
girlhood is crying to jackieshauna edit songs in the shower
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blessing all the rickfuckers on my dash with my
✨ lesbian respect ✨
have a great day🥰
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You either cum in the sink or sink in the cum *shrug*
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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With respect you were all delusional for assuming it was ever going to be Sixteen Candles 2: Electric Boogaloo
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He didn’t like tangents
And I was Victor Hugo
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I will stand by the fact that @the-lights-are-loud is secretly an android.
Empty head
Robotic humming (idk how else to describe it)
Cries too often (her programmers messed up a bit)
...need I go on? If you know her you'll likely agree with me
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saw a post and went ‘wow this is something one of my mutuals would love‘ lo and behold, four inches down the dash, said mutual has in fact reposted it
(@sondheim-girly)
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everyone make sure to check up on @cryingforcrocodiles ik they're going THROUGHHH it
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Intox kink go brrrrr but also please be responsible tonight <3
I will!! I've literally never been fully drunk because my tolerance is quite high, and I only drink once or twice a month ❤️
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If you receive this, you make somebody happy! Go on anon and send this to ten of your followers who make you happy or somebody you think needs cheering up. If you get one back, even better!
that is very sweet and love you too but honey that was not anonymous
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Your user id reminds me of the song "sufii" by saim bhat.
Whoever u r , u dnt how special that song is and what u have reminded me at this unfortunate hour 😭😭😭😭😭
But bohot bohot shukriya
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I may or may not have just accidentally bitten down so hard on my lip that there is not a little drop of blood on my BiT shirt.
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