#MA GURL 😭😭😭😭😭

[fastianini]

the one thing i‘ve taken from the tests is that hope really does breed eternal misery, cheers!

[cutielando]

cat’s out of the bag | c.l.

social media au

synopsis: in which people find out about you

my masterlist

liked by yourbff, f0rmula1wags and 98,385 others f1gossippofficial F1 driver Charles Leclerc was seen locking lips with a mystery brunette last night while in Monaco? Is there a new woman in the driver's life, 2 years after split from former girlfriend Charlotte Siné?

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user this was not on my list of things I expected to see today

user1 if he's happy, i'm happy for him as well!!

user same here

user2 who is she????

f0rmula1wags we think it might be y/n y/l/n!!! she's been friends with the Leclerc family for a long time and it is reported her and Charles got close over the last couple of months!

user2 omg i'm so happy for him 😭😭

user3 such a shame, i loved him with cha

user4 we all did, but just because they didn't work out doesn't mean we can't be happy for him if he's found someone else

user2 user4 true that!!

yourbff 😋

user3 UM HELLLOOOOO?????? YOURBFF?????

user4 THIS IS THE CONFIRMATION WE NEEDED

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yourinsta looking good, living even better (soft-launching shit)

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yourbff BEING THIS GORGEOUS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL🤯🤯🤯🤯❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

yourinsta i love you !!! come visit soon !! ❤️❤️

yourbff i will!! gotta meet that bf of yours 😩😩

yourinsta 😏💛

user1 we all agree this is y/n soft-launching charles, right?

user2 agreed

user3 agreed

user4 hell yeah

user5 it's so obvious

francisca.cgomes you're gorgeous !! we need to hang out soon <3

yourinsta we do !! i can't wait to see you !! ❤️

user4 you're hanging out with Charles' best friend's girlfriend and want us to think you're not dating? gurl 🥲🥲

charles_leclerc you're beautiful, bella ❤️

yourinsta thank you charlie ❤️

yourmother i miss you two!! visit soon! liked by charles_leclerc

yourinsta we will !! ❤️

leclerc_pascale ma belle fille 😍😇 (my beautiful girl)

yourinsta ❤️❤️

user6 charles literally liked her mother's comment and they really want us to think they're not dating

user7 she is actually gorgeous like wtf

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charles_leclerc they also call me charles lewink 😉

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yourinsta damn

charles_leclerc 😌

leclerc_pascale je t'aime, mon amour ❤️ (i love you, my love)

charles_leclerc je t'aime aussi, maman!!! tu me manques 🥺❤️ (i love you too, mum! i miss you)

carlossainz55 this is the best kept secret ever for you

charles_leclerc she would murder me otherwise

carlossainz55 she does have a point, you run your mouth too much sometimes

charles_leclerc don't bully me

carlossainz55 just stating facts

arthur_leclerc you look decent 👍🏻

charles_leclerc thank you brother. that's the first nice thing you've said about me all year

arthur_leclerc not my fault she's better than you

charles_leclerc can't argue with that

scuderiaferrari ❤️ liked by charles_leclerc

user1 there is no way in hell that's not y/n

user2 they look kinda cute together. i dig

pierregasly kika is driving me crazy about going on a double date?

charles_leclerc let me ask the boss

francisca.cgomes pierregasly 😐

charles_leclerc she said yes. granted you get out of the dog house by then

francisca.cgomes i'm not promising anything

pierregasly i'm sorry baby😭😭

user3 they're toying with us at this point

user4 oh, to be y/n 😮‍💨

user5 to be y/n? more like to be charles. she's gorgeous, she's kind, she's literally perfect

user3 facts

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charles_leclerc & yourinsta us ❤️

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leclerc_pascale vous êtes parfaits l'un pour l'autre !❤️ (you are perfect for each other) liked by yourinsta and charles_leclerc

yourinsta nous t'aimons, maman! ❤️❤️ (we love you, mum) liked by leclerc_pascale

arthur_leclerc he's more sufferable thanks to you

yourinsta it's called the girlfriend effect

charles_leclerc i didn't know this was bully charles time

yourinsta i'm sorry, mon coeur. i love you ❤️

user1 WE KNEW IT

user2 PARENTS. AAAHHHHHHH

user3 they are more beautiful together than i imagined

francisca.cgomes ❤️❤️❤️ liked by yourinsta

pierregasly you can finally stop driving me crazy with this

charles_leclerc i did not drive you crazy

pierregasly tell that to my sanity

user4 not Pierre roasting Charles 😭😭😭😭

landonorris you two make me sick

yourinsta awwww, is someone jealous?

landonorris as if

yourinsta i could set you up with one of my friends

landonorris don't toy with my feelings, woman

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yourinsta my man ❤️ tagged: charles_leclerc

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charles_leclerc you make me the happiest I've ever been❤️

yourinsta charlieeeeee, you're gonna make me cry 😭😭❤️

charles_leclerc noo, don't cry mon amour, come cuddle

yourinsta omw❤️

landonorris you two are disgusting

yourinsta says the guy who can't get a girlfriend

landonorris ouch, that hurt

yourinsta you had that one coming

user1 ugh she is so lucky, look at him 😭😭

user2 MY PARENTS

alex_albon i'm actually surprised you've kept it a secret for so long

yourinsta no thanks to charlie, he nearly blew our cover at least 20 times

charles_leclerc i think you're exaggerating the number a little bit

yourinsta no i'm not

charles_leclerc ok ma'am

user3 HAHHA THE POWER Y/N HAS OVER CHARLES HAHAHAH liked by yourinsta

user4 i cannot wait to see her at another GP

yourinsta i'll be at every GP once the season starts again !! ❤️

user4 OMG MOTHER IN THE PADDOCK 😭😭😭😭❤️❤️

lilymhe you make me and alex look bad

yourinsta noooo, you're perfect

charles_leclerc not more perfect than we are

alex_albon keep dreaming, eclair

user5 alex and charles bickering in the comments <3

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[celluceta]

I had an exhausting week so I took a break by drawing a proper reference for ma gurl + silly sketches!!

also some ship art bc,,,, i wuv him😭🩷

[smokerswifey]

Oh honey no....

This is not a good look on you Jericho, being a predator is not a slay 😭😭😭.

I feel so bad for Lance like imagine your older sister figure disappears on you for like two years with no explanation and the whole time you blamed himself because you thought you annoyed her just to see that mf reappear two years later, on the ENNEMIES side, the SAME ENEMY THAT WANTS TO KILL YOU😡😡😡.

And if that wasn't worse enough his older sister figure tells him that she has been attracted to him since he was ten and she abandonned him to join some creepy psycho who can give him a weird magic version of himself were their relationship is normal 💀💀. She legit traded her bonds and ties to Ban, Elaine, Lancelot, Guila and all of Liones and her other friends for a Lancelot s£x puppet 😭😭.

Like GURL COME ON NOW, ALL THAT CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT IN SDS AND YOU JUST FLUSHED IT DOWN THE DRAIN 😭

Ma boi LANCELOT is LITERALLY a VICTIM like poor kid has to fight off both GROWN ASS WOMEN AND LITTLE KIDS LIKE GIVE HIM A BREAK 😭

And I feel like his trauma is barely talked about cause poor kid has went through some traumatic ass shit between :

• Leaving Benwick and his parents accidentally

• Being spirited away into some creepy ass upside down ooky kooky shit .

• Being terrified without his parents and being alone with his Master in some unfamiliar place .

• Maybe his relationship with the Lady of the Lake cause we don't know if it was positive or not ?

• Jericho LEAVING him ALONE ( LIKE WTF HOW COULD YOU)

• Him feeling tremendously guilty about it despite the whole ordeal not being his fault .

• FORCES himself to not see his parents again till he bring that bitch home cause he wants to reunite his family, and wants his parents to be proud of him and wants that whole traumatic experience to be WORTH something .

• DISCOVERS THAT BITCH IS A PREDATOR AND SHE ABANDONNED HIS ASS TO CREAT A WEIRD SEX TOY VERSION OF HIMSELF (he must've felt so disturbed 😭)

• FAILS TO BRING HER BACK

• LOSES HIS BEST FRIEND AND LITTLE BROTHER ( PERCY AND LANCE R BROTHERS IDGAF )

• Comes back home in tears and embarrassement, without his Master and locks himself in his room without even looking at his parents in the eyes .

Like godamn the fact that half of this list is Jericho's fault makes me mad 😒.

I rlly hope she's being manipulated or some shit cause how can Nakaba just BUTCHER one of his best written character like that SMH 💀

[ayayiiie]

EN- reaction to the tik tok challenge « tell me that you love me »

Here’s the challenge for those who don’t know : liiiink

Pairing : Enhypen x reader

TW : none (?) lmk if there are ;)

Genre : flufff, angst if you squint your eyes really

Words : ≈ 0.8k

Enjoy ! 🫶

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Heeseung :

Clueless #1

Okay so I think he will be a little bit lost

Like you’re dragging him infront of your phone

He’s like “huh ?”

Is even more lost when you don’t say anything and play the music

Pls help him he gives you those Bambi eyes 🥹

You being the kind soul you are, finally lipsync the song

You can hear a light bulb switching on 🫠

Says “I love you” while looking at you with a big smile

“You should have told me the purpose of the challenge”

“Nah Hee I don’t think you passed the test actually”

“Wait lemme catch it up”

Jay :

Hear me out : this man is TIRED

Hear me out : this man is TIRED

Hear me out : this man is TIRED

Hear me out : this man is TIRED

He will just stare at his own reflection on the phone 🧍‍♂️

We all know his judging face with an eyebrow raised right ?

Yes. That face.

“What ? Again with your tik tok challenge ?”

You will look at him with expecting eyes

Jay is the living proof of “never let them know your next move”

So when he turns to look at you and says “I love you” and “you take my breath away”

Gurl I can say you’re shocked af

Ma boi will just smirk and walk away in a cool way

Now you gotta keep in mind that this man is INFORMED.

Jake :

Clueless #2

Like Heeseung, I think Jake would be clueless.

Would constantly exchange looks between you and the phone and panic a little bit

Like his mind would yell “what is she expecting ?”

Lost puppy fr

When you sing the song he would instantly get it and tell you “I love you”

Would sulk later

“Why would you need a tik tok challenge for me to say ily ? I’m telling it everyday baby”

You : 😅😬 i love you 🫶

Sunghoon :

Shy shy shy #1

We can’t deny the fact that if he had decided not to be an idol he would have been a pro tik toker lmao

Would immediately get it but him being shy would just smile it away

Pinky cheeks Hoon would tell you ily with his eyes

It’s rare to tease Sunghoon

So you go for it

“What baby ?”

Whisper ily but you act like you didn’t hear anything

Bite his lips coz he’s flustered and hugs you tightly while saying it

Sunoo :

Would get it at the end 😭😭

“Aaaah ! I love youuuu !”

“Too late the challenge is over now 😒”

“Yaah! I still told you !”

Ngl y’all start an expensive sassy ass conv

Like you both would act petty (not Jay living his best life witnessing it)

At the end you would eventually forgive him and says ily back bc you love him very much (who doesn’t ? Don’t even fight w/ me)

What you did not expect is for him to do the challenge back to you lmaoo

Now he’s the one with an eyebrow raised to see if you’re gonna tell him if you love him and can’t breath w/out him 💀

Cuddling session is a must afterwards 😤

Jungwon :

Ma man is faster than light itself

Not even a second after you hit the record button he would react real fast

Would tell you immediately ily and that you’re taking his breath away while acting dramatically

“How did you know ? You saw it before ?”

“No I just listened to the lyrics 💀” like c’mon it was easy 🙄

Don’t know if you would be offended or glad 😭

Just another way to say “Don’t mess with leader yang”

This boy really got a 6th sense at this rate

Will look at you with his boba eyes

Like telling you “say that you love me too !!”

Ofc you do, so you tell him 😌

Niki :

Clueless #3 and shy #2 😭

Niki is not the type to confess directly

His love language is more of act of service/ physical touch

So when you pull him (plus while he was gaming so you had to hear his whines) infront of the camera

One : he was sulking

Two : he was clueless

Three : he knows it was your daily tik tok routine for when you wanted his attention

Ps : he lowkey (highkey) appreciates it

So like Hee and Jake I think he would be clueless during the whole challenge even if you lipsync 💀

You would have to explain the challenge and give him a second chance lol

Would give you a small smile and muttered a shy ily

Krkrkrkkr okay you forgive him bc he’s so cute 🥰

[borathae]

Chapter 9

THE WARNINGS oh my god ooh ma gad im excited for this but im scared after last chapter

OH MY GOD HE IS WEARING THE SLUTTY GLASSES 😋🤤😩🥵 the smut is understandable

Uhm…not really, but do you have to? mood💀

ooh vampire books, she is trying to connect stuff i see u gurl

omg the tension is still there even after a week damn

If he messes up the little markings you put in there, you will personally end him. PERIODT

oops joon was here to study welp or is he?? 👀everything is sus here, its soo sad ........... i love it (jimin is such a slytherin for saying that xd)

Oh dear, really?” Namjoon gasps. hunty i can hear the fakeness through a screen and thats saying something

Don’t read this, it doesn’t make sense” oh so this is the one that might be true huh

This story however is claimed to be the babbling of a drunken person did jin make it haha

oh my god im cringing and dying please joon go away, get a stomachache or something and go to the toilet, let there be an earthquake, urgent phone call aaah😭😭

as if someone else was controlling it for a moment while your consciousness is still trapped inside and is trying to escape. But it can’t, so you have to do what your body tells you to do whilst panicking inside. no, but similar one is anxiety attack from the moment you woke up, your consciousness all confused cuz there is nothing to panic but ur body does anyways

list soo long, she wrote it down damn 😭😭

is joon genuinely shocked about the bite marks NO SHE TOUCHED HIS CANINES I-

my canines were really sharp when they were new, and i bit a girl cuz she accidentally choked me and there was 1 deep puncture and small puncture on her hand 😭😭thankfully it didnt get infected

holy shit now we dont know if he is lying or not

nah yall aint gonna study, its going to be jimin pt 2

Namjoon’s steps are silent another sign yall

holy crap, I literally can’t remember.” did joon do that, or is it all jimin and tae's "good night's sleep"?

im losing my mind seeing her losing her mind and joon just scaring both of us AAAAH

I thought you were a complete snob, but you are actually really sweet aHa aHa 😃

they just look a little intimidating. they do until u see them for more than a minute

“Oh ___, you are adorable im starting to think anyone saying this is weird

I’ve talked with you enough to know that your mind has enchanted me OH MY GOD AJBFQ XLAH;CWOUIRA he is not weird/scary and im not scared TAKE ME DADDY IM YOURS

SEXY AND SMART JOON SAYS IM SMART AND WITTY I GOT THE ULTIMATE COMPLIMENT IN LIFE MY JOB IS DONE BYE

HE LIFTED MY CHIN AND WHISPERED “Don’t turn away from me DIED

HOLY FUCK IM GONE DIED EVAPORATED PHOTOSYNTHESIZING

OH MY GOD ITS TOO HOT, I FORGOT WE WERE IN THE LIBRARY

HE SAID PLEASE NO WAY WE WORE UGLY PANTIES

“Hush, it’s okay. Relax IM RELAXED, CALLED ME GOOD GIRL WHAT THE HEL KSDAHDLSKK AFL *turns on fan

ok suddenly im scaredbye NO THE LIBRARIAN SAW US BYE IM SHAVING MY HEAD, EYEBROW AND GETTING FACE PIERCING AND TATTOOS

STOP WE U APPEARED IN FRONT ME STOP LYING AAHAHHAHAJ she is having the same conversation again gosh aaah what power does that screaming have? shit its wednesday and she doesnt know fuck

im more confused and scared and pls just hang out 2seok and kook bye 😭😭😭😭😭

OH MY GOD HE IS WEARING THE SLUTTY GLASSES 😋🤤😩🥵 the smut is understandable

lmaoaooaoao ME FR jfjasdjf also a black turtleneck. the smut is understandable.

Uhm…not really, but do you have to? mood💀

fjdasjf me when men

ooh vampire books, she is trying to connect stuff i see u gurl

LIKE MISS GURL IS SO CLEVER I LOVE HER

omg the tension is still there even after a week damn

akdfkasj me fr like he could get it so hard

oops joon was here to study welp or is he?? 👀everything is sus here, its soo sad ........... i love it (jimin is such a slytherin for saying that xd)

JDFJAJFS no but what was he doing there fr??

Oh dear, really?” Namjoon gasps. hunty i can hear the fakeness through a screen and thats saying something

JFJASDJF he is like *acts shocked* oh no

oh my god im cringing and dying please joon go away, get a stomachache or something and go to the toilet, let there be an earthquake, urgent phone call aaah😭😭

lmaoao the fear is understandable

as if someone else was controlling it for a moment while your consciousness is still trapped inside and is trying to escape. But it can’t, so you have to do what your body tells you to do whilst panicking inside. no, but similar one is anxiety attack from the moment you woke up, your consciousness all confused cuz there is nothing to panic but ur body does anyways

fun fact? i took inspo from my panic attacks JFAJDFJ help me god

list soo long, she wrote it down damn 😭😭

like she is so clever for that though

is joon genuinely shocked about the bite marks NO SHE TOUCHED HIS CANINES I-

"genuinely shocked" HAHHAHAH yes indeed very shocked indeed. also her touching his teeth is so funny like HFHADSHF

my canines were really sharp when they were new, and i bit a girl cuz she accidentally choked me and there was 1 deep puncture and small puncture on her hand 😭😭thankfully it didnt get infected

honestly deserved cause why is she at your neck?

holy crap, I literally can’t remember.” did joon do that, or is it all jimin and tae's "good night's sleep"?

mhmhmmh indeeed mmhmhmmh

im losing my mind seeing her losing her mind and joon just scaring both of us AAAAH

me fr

I thought you were a complete snob, but you are actually really sweet aHa aHa 😃

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH GIRL.

“Oh ___, you are adorable im starting to think anyone saying this is weird

NO BUT YOU AREN'T WRONG FOR THAT JFASJDFAJ imma stick with Yoongi who is rude af to us JFJADSFJ

I’ve talked with you enough to know that your mind has enchanted me OH MY GOD AJBFQ XLAH;CWOUIRA he is not weird/scary and im not scared TAKE ME DADDY IM YOURS

LMAOAO ME FR

SEXY AND SMART JOON SAYS IM SMART AND WITTY I GOT THE ULTIMATE COMPLIMENT IN LIFE MY JOB IS DONE BYE

jfajdsjf felt.

HE LIFTED MY CHIN AND WHISPERED “Don’t turn away from me DIED

BRO NO JOKE ME FR lmoaoa you losing your ass over the smut is so me like if he wasn't so weird about it, i'd be on my knees gobbling him up

ok suddenly im scaredbye NO THE LIBRARIAN SAW US BYE IM SHAVING MY HEAD, EYEBROW AND GETTING FACE PIERCING AND TATTOOS

lmaoaooao

STOP WE U APPEARED IN FRONT ME STOP LYING AAHAHHAHAJ she is having the same conversation again gosh aaah what power does that screaming have? shit its wednesday and she doesnt know fuck

NO BUT THIS IS WHERE IT GETS SCARY BECAUSE WTFFFFFFF

im more confused and scared and pls just hang out 2seok and kook bye 😭😭😭😭😭

honestly?? she should really do that cause 😭

[earthtoluisa]

Man I really suck at chibi art but I love ciri sm

I think I messed her clothes up a bit but I’m way to tired to fix it

I love her literally sm😭🛐

I was looking for her height and saw someone on reddid saying she was about 1,75 and I love this so I got this idea that she is taller than me when she is wearing her boots but smoler without them so I got this idea that ciri would tease my selfinsert when she is wearing her boots (I love taller women)

(I bought her in fortnite 😭 I’m only playing ma gurl from now on🖐)

[strawbrrycuteblog]

elle ma girl WHY I DONT SEE MA EMOJI IN THE ANON LIST?! GURL ADD IT BC BRO I've BEEN A 🐧 ANON FOR WEEKS AND I DONT SEE MY EMOJI THERE😭

IM SORRY BABY I HAVENT REALIZED I WILL ADD IT NOW

[blackstarmylove]

So so so bestie, idk, if, its a quick ask or just a rent, treat it as u want, but how the boiz will react when their gurl will call them husband instead of bf while ordering something? Cus I feel like, more or less, jokingly Akira would be like in total shock for 0.3s and then be like "bitch were ma ring at then?" And i found it very hilarious 😭😭😭

LOL I want to hear Akira say that.😂😂

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Stares at you for a second before running away - Taiga, Mokuren

Laughs (nervously) and reminds you "It's boyfriend" - Yakou, Takami, Rindou, Qu, Hari

Stares blankly at you with a raised eyebrow - Gui, Kokuyou, Nekome, Rico

"Husband? Great, when are we getting married?" - Sotetsu, Akira, Menou, Zakuro, Ran

Didn't realize what you called him and went on with his day normally - Sinju, Heath, Unei

Smiles to himself but doesn't react at that moment - Kei, Sin, Kasumi

Blushes like mad and doesn't know what to say - Ginsei, Yoshino, Kongou

Blushes and yells at you to watch your words - Maica, Mizuki

[wattpad-l0v3r]

~Shark week~

TW-Blood

Blaise Zabini<3

~Your POV~

I had started my period today, I was in WAY too much pain to go to my classes today, it was Friday anyways what was the point? (Let’s pretend they have phones) I was scrolling through Pinterest looking at yoga poses for period cramps (does anyone else do this😭) When a message popped up on my screen from my boyfriend

Blaisey<3

B: Ma, where r u? 9:10am

B: You missed Snape getting hit in the head with his own spell😭😭 9:11am

B:

B: That’s me looking for u 9:11 am

B: Ma? 9:12 am

Y/n: Sorry love I just slept in I’m coming now 9:12 am

B: You better gurl 9:12 am

Y/n: Love u 9:13 am

B: ❤️ 9:13 am

I groaned and sat up straight, I didn’t really want to go but if I stayed home Blaise would’ve been all worried about me. I got dressed into my robes making sure they were the bigger sized ones so I was more comfy, Draco (your brother) had also been texting me but I was too lazy to text back. I packed my messenger bag with my hello kitty hand sanitiser, an extra hair tie and bow, my hello kitty thermos with my coffee in it and some extra pads and tampons. I had only missed the first lesson which was potions, thank god. I walked into Herbology late and apologised to professor Sprout. Pansy was in class so I walked over to her, yk because she was my best friend. “Girl, where have you been? Zabini and Malfoy were frantically looking for you.” She chuckled. “I started.” “Ohhh girl I feel bad for you, I’m telling you, you should take the pills I take so I don’t get it.” She lawfully elbowed me and I chuckled. “Well, will you at least come to hogsmeade with me and the boys?” I nodded. Nothing really happened in biology, I bumped into Theo on my way out. “Oh! Bella, your boyfriend is looking for you, he’s near the black lake, the spot you two have” Theo had been my best friend since first year, “Thanks Theo.” I made my way over there.

I was walking down and I couldn’t see him anywhere. “Blais-“ Suddenly someone picked me up from behind and spun me around in the air, I was startled for a second but then I realised Blaises familiar cologne. “Where have you been ma?” I turned around to face him with a smile. “Nowhere” *Blaise picked me up again and hugged me as if he was deprived of touch. “Okay, okay Blaise put me down please” I partially said this because I was feeling sick and dizzy, I obviously looked pale because when Blaise put me down he looked at me with confusion and worry. “You okay ma?” I nodded with a smile, he returned the nod, Blaise never really pushed me to tell him anything.

IM WRITING PT 2 NOW

[bianczsx]

LORD,, YUNG PAMANGKIN KO SA QC MAS MARUNONG MAG TIKTOK TRANSITION KESA SAKEN 😭😭😭 PERO PAKA GANDA NAMAN, MANA TINANG. HUY 😭 PERO SMALL BABY GURL LANG 'YAN DATI EE. HUHU

[dotster001]

Gurl-

If you ever need help with French just tell me cause I had a couple of tears reading the google traduction 😭

Lmao that bad, huh? 😂

Io studio un poco d'italiano (per un'anni). Y yo studio español para seis años. Ma/pero I've never touched french outside of a couple pieces for choir.

(also, I know that should be in past tense, but I'm not good at that. Sorry 😬😂)

[dr4cking]

HIII ANON WHO WAS IN TROUBLE HEREE

gurl im so happy you got a boyfriend omg cuz ME TOO GURL HEHEHE I FOUND THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AS WELL ‼️‼️‼️ but me not being in trouble 😭 thats a diff story LOL almost got caught smoking the devil's lettuce 😨😨😨 was such a scary experience but my brain was too baked to comprehend what was happing omfg ☠️☠️ BUT GURL I MISSED YOU SO MUCH literally as soon as i logged back to my acc i was like "i needa ask my girl cinta on how she is doing"

AWHHH IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU BABYY CONGRATS!! <333 hope they treat you well!!

YOU DID WHAT?! 😭 omg you literally need to stay out of trouble!

i literally missed youuuuuuu so much!! talking to you was so fun back then!! 😩 and ugh i love you so much thank you i appreciate it you’re literally my #1 best anon you ma fav and ill always remember you in my memory!! ❤️❤️

[mikavlcs]

to the toxic anon 😀

1 are you okay clearly not but I felt obligated to ask.😮‍💨

2. I wish to acquaint your facial features with a fundamental item used in buildings. Repeatedly.

3 Have a lovely day anon, you clearly need it <3

To one of the best don't you dare disagree, imma find yo ass writers in this godforsaken app

Miks ma gurl, If you do anything stupid imma find you and start playing country during your funeral I swear to God.

Then add some Rammstein to make up for ruining your day :)

the second one LMAOO 💀

for my safety, i’m not gonna comment on the first part of your little message. but you don’t need to worry, i’m not gonna do anything bad bc of those messages. they more funny than anything 😭 also stop threatening me with country music omg—

definitely play rammstein tho 🙏

[nominzn]

GURL DONT SAY THAT!!! o mark é meu ponto mais fraco, mais ainda que o hyeok 😞😞😞 eu nao me aguento com ele eu fico toda hajdfkfkg paro de funcionar total!! e eu nao sei imaginar os homi sendo sub pq EU sou uma grandissima sub 😭😭😭 nao da certo esse negocio mas o jeno- AI O JENO eu vejo sua obsessao izzy i... see... 💀

eu tenho toda uma pauta pra defender sub!jeno pq ele eh todo puppy eyed, o mais fofo do mundooooo super obediente etc i can GO ON FOREVER ele eh tãoooooo affffff

[stuffedcherrypeppers]

AFTER 10 CENTURIES...

December 18, 2022 12:47am

Tumblrrrrr, como estas???? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ang dami nang nangyari. Btw, bago matapos yung song gusto ko lang sabihin na sinusulat ko tong post while "Ang Huling El Bimbo" by Eraserheads is playing 😉 kasi aattend ako ng Eheads concert on December 22... YAHOOOOO!!!!! Exciting much!! Keribels kahit malayo basta importante nandun ako! Hahahaha one of my fave OPM bands 🤟

Anyways, grabeeeeeee sobrang dami nang nangyari. Wala na nga sa alaala ko ang PIMD e. It's so much a thing of the past! Kasi based on my previous posts, PIMD ang bulk ng rants ko since yun ang root cause of my first heartache 😢🙄 well, sobrang moved na ako hahahahaha di ko na nga maalala yung pain pero naalala ko pa yung katangahan ko nun hahahahahaha talagaaaa sobrang babaw lang 🤣🤣🤣 pero grabe yung feels at mga pinagagagawa ko hahahaha nakakatawa lang

Pero talagang sobrang dami na nangyari. Wala na ko PIMD. ML na ko ngayon! Then 6 years na ko sa workplace ko (going 7 years!) SINO MAGAAKALA DIBA NA AABOT AKO NA GANUN KATAGAL DOON???! Kahit ako di ko inakala. Pero thankful pa rin sa work kahit.... sobraaaaaaaaaaaaang hmmmm ayoko na lang sabihin hahahahahahaha!!! Basta sobrang gusto ko na sumuko. Pero hindi.... ang motto pagdating sa work: susuka pero di susuko! 😂

And then share ko na rin kakagaling ko lang sa derma kanina for my warts removal ffup (oy diba taray!) Hahahaha! Kahit mahal at masakit, tiis ganda para sa boylet hahahaaha charot!!!

Kasi may boylet na naman akong nakilala HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AKAPALANDEEEEEEE!!!! Haaaaaayyyy ewan ko ba! Pagdating yata sa lalake, baliw ako! Lalake yata talaga weakness ko 😭☹ pero ngayon, gwapong lalake na, okay? Kasi gwapo talaga tong dumating na to sa buhay ko, tumblr!!!! Hindi ko maexplain pero di ko rin alam kung pano siya dumating sa buhay ko e. Basta di ko inasahan. Kahit ako nahihiwagaan sa mga nangyayari at napapaisip pa rin kung panaginip lang ba to? Pero hindi kasi totoo siya 😥 wala ako mapagsabihan kasi di ko alam kung ano ba talaga kami hahahaha JUSKO!!!!!! sa totoo lang stressed na stressed na utak ko mula nang makilala ko siya to the point na nagkakasakit na ko. Actually kakagaling ko lang sa sipon at ubo and thankfully, umokay na ako 😇 TYL! Pero seriously super stressed nako, dahil sa kakaisip sa kanya, tas dagdag pa tong warts removal marks, then yung balat ko pa na hindi makinis.

Honestly, super worried ako na hindi nya ko magugustuhan pagkakita nya sakin at pag nakasama na nya ko. Heck! I don't even know kung magkikita ba talaga kami, kung matutuloy ba???! Gosh! Yung anxiety levels ko grabe naaaa 😭😭

TUMBLR, KASI SOBRANG OUT OF MY LEAGUE KO SIYA!!!!! SOBRANG DREAM GUY KO SIYA AS IN!!! Di ko maexplain alam mo yun. Almost for the past 2-3 years yata, yung kagaya niya yung minamanifest kong lalake na dumating sa buhay ko, tas dumating nga!!!!! Kaso parang, pag tinitignan ko siya sa pics, sobrang argggggghhhhh!!!!!! Yung tipong "taena di ako magugustuhan ng taong to!!!! Gurl magising ka sa katotohanan!" Kasi ang gwapo niya, super hot, future doctor, and most importantly, DAKS!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA charot!!!! I mean most importantly, mabait siya ❤ and sabi niya maganda ako 😭 na hindi ko maintinidihan kung bulag ba sya, or nadaan ko sa ganda ng filter ng phone ko hahahaha or desperado lang siya sa babae? Na kahit panget at mataba at mas matanda papatusin na hahahaha! May ugly history kasi siya sa ex nya pero hindi yun rason para maging desperado siya hahaha kaya ewan ko baaaaa!!!! Kaya nga sobrang di ko maalis sa utak ko kung ano ba tooooooo, mababaliw na kasi akooooo kakaisip!!!!

Anyways, malapit na yata kami magkita kasi pupunta siyang Pinas for Christmas (he's from Canada, Fil-Canadian daw siya, na medyo parang duda pa ko kasi wrong grammar siya lagi hahahahahahaha! His only grave flaw, as of now). Feeling ko kasi di siya Canadian, parang Indian yata. Pero it doesnt matter at this point. Okay lang pero i doubt naman na lolokohin nya ko tungkol sa bagay na yun.

Pero sa totoo lang may times na gusto ko na magbackout, kasi ano ba naman tong pinasok ko! Kaso dahil uhaw ako sa gwapong lalake na daks hahahahahahahahahahahahhahaa bahala ako mamroblema!!!!!!!! Ayoko ighost yun! Mahirap na baka makarma ako. Isa pa, saming dalawa ako dapat ang ighost niya, at wala ako karapatan ighost ang ganung kagwapo!!!! Hahahahahahaha! At syempre higit sa lahat ayaw ko makasakit ng tao. Takot nga tayo sa karma diba.

Kaso sa kabilang banda, kakatakot din mareject. Pero siguro mas kakayanin ko na lang yung sakit from rejection, kaysa masaktan ko yung tao. Di bale na mapahiya. Kasi sa totoo lang, sobrang laki ng iririsk ko dito. Imagine, first guy ko to na idedate! First real relationship. First real boyfriend. First guy na pinagkatiwalaan ko. Kaya masakit kung irereject ako. Pero ganun talaga! Shettttt naiiyak ako.

Kaya hinhiniling ko na lang at minamanifest nang matindi na sana sana sana sana sana sana times 10 to the infinity na magustuhan niya ko pag nagkita at nagkasama na kami 😔 🤞 iba kasi feeling ko sa taong to. Ewan ko ba! Basta parang may something kami. Yung tipong di ko siya malayuan. Ewan basta!

Oh well! Malalaman natin. Kinakabahan nga ako sa totoo lang. May regalo pa nga ako sa kanya. Jusko ako na prepared! Hahahahahaha pero sana magustuhan niya 😆 ang dami ko na nagawang kabaliwan na never ko ginawa sa iba, pero sa kanya ginawa ko. KAYA DAPAT LANG MAGUSTUHAN NYA KO!!!!!! KUNDI, DADAANIN KO NA LANG SA GAYUMA CHAROT! Hindeeeeeeeee!!!! Good girl tayo 😇

Bahala na! Kung anuman mangyari Tumblr, sana ready ang puso ko. Gusto ko lang naman kasi sumaya. Kasi diba, ang tagal tagal naaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!! Gusto ko lang naman magkaron ng someone who I can call mine (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA ANG KORNI PERO TOTOO YAN).

Ayan sakto tumugtog na yung kantang pangmanifest ko na bagay na bagay sa topic!

Now playing: "Tayo na Lang Dalawa" by Mayonnaise HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

DASALAN NATIN PLEASE!!!!!!!

SUPPORT ME PLEASE!!!!!!!

TAYO NA LANG DALAWA JUSTIN! 🙏

TAYO NA LANG MAGSAMA JUSTIN! 🙏

Hahahahahahahahaha! Kakakalokaaaaaa!

O siya, bye na muna! Babalitaan na lang kita pag kasal at may anak na kami hahahahahaha chos!

*Manifesting this major major major major major*

#PleaseLordAkinNaLangSiJustinRD

#ManifestingMagkatuluyanKami

#SanaMagkasamaKamingTumanda

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

PS. Malapit na pala ako magwork sa US. May employer na ako. Wishing maging okay ang visa processing next year. Tas sana magkita at magkasama kami magwork ni boylet doon ❤ #manifesting #GodisGoodAllTheTime

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