#MERRY CHRYSTLER

[kiwiplaetzchen]

Oh~

Don't mind me. Just lying on the floor because of a feckin' CUTENESS OVERLOAD THANKS YOU @esolean!!!

PREPARE YOUR EYES!! AND HEART!!

Because mine is still recovering.

@esolean, my lovely Cupcake!! Thank you so much!! 💚🥹

[blimbo-buddy]

Right back at ya buddy!

[fredheads]

✨ parentdale holiday fic recs ✨

🎄 make the yuletide gay (@ariesbilly) - a fred/fp happiest season au where fred is marginally less of a dick than the girlfriend was

❆ I Just Can't Face Myself Alone Again (@nadjaofstatenisland) - freds recovery from opioid addiction and the fic that bonded me and kim for life (*rubbing my gay little hands together*)

🪀 give all the toys to the little rich boys (@nadjaofstatenisland) - hiram and fp spend christmas of 199(2?) together. A MUST READ! ten stars out of five.

🎁 all our costliest treasures (by me) - 9 year old fp jones spends christmas at fred's house 🥺

❄️ (as long as you love me so) let it snow, let it snow, let it snow (@ariesbilly) - old man smut in the police station ft fred's teenage white night fantasies what more can i tell you!

😇 hal cooper and the worst christmas pageant ever (by me) - baby parentdale church christmas pageant antics

🌨 i think i'll skip this one this year (@nadjaofstatenisland) - sweet little adult parentdale anthology christmas story

⛪️ its not like christmas at all (@nadjaofstatenisland) - sad depressing haunting teenage halice and the baby they never talked about again

⭐️ happy golden days of yore (by me) - teenage fredsythe fluff to give you cavities

and the rest of my holiday fics (including my jarchie ones) here!

[overlyenthusiastic-personalblog]

Police Line-Up

[thecryptidmae]

Merry Christmas to all!

[synthwayve]

Merry Christmas Synth!! A little bird told me your birthday is soon…HMMM!

In the mean time, I hope you have a lovely holiday! 🖤🎄

Merry Christmas Crow! A little bird, huh? (⁎⁍̴̛ᴗ⁍̴̛⁎) indeed it is! It’s in 2 days, actually. Thanks for remembering it!

Same to you as well! I hope this day’s good to you!

[allthecheesesticks]

tell me why the christmas aint christmasing this year smh

[lonelystonerr]

MERRY CHRIHMUH AND HAPPY NEW YEAR

[sodafrog13]

shout out to me looking for my ring for like 10 minutes yesterday and eventually deciding to go out w out it bc i was running late and then as soon as i go looking for it when i got home it was literally like 5 inches fr where i'd normally put it .-.

[starfolk7]

Spending my early Christmas morning thinking about how I have to write some Ultrakill characters before they became Prime Souls because fic plot. I did this to myself fjdhdhdd

[ghoulishautism]

With my new freelance job Im really hoping i'll have time to draw for myself on Christmas Eve or Day, I hunger for it

[cotyhummelthistle]

I better not be going crazy because either you're my twin brother or you look exactly like him!!!

TEXT: Wren! Yes! HI!! I was looking for you, I just happened to come across Kurt first!

TEXT: Where are you? How are you? I missed you so much.

[voidrots]

my gift 2 myself for christmas is dnd dice and makeup. and cleaning my room maybe

[skykittywhatchamahcallit]

I should. Be cancelled again

[jailface]

they call me woody, for some reason

proceed with caution, i am.. very stupid

squidward came to the surface and became me

unbanned from hell

put buzzy magnets in your ears and listen close

i almost played guitar once, pretty sh𖠣t at it

decipher my runes, 𖢉𖢇𖢐𖢖𖢡𖢶

all i want for chrisas is a taxidermied anomalocaris

finger painting for professionals

irritable bowel syndrome paint

eat wires, taste vicks, keep eating wires

eat more trash

could demolish a building, maybe

facemoji keyboard let me type those runes

digitigrade aint so different from plantigrade

Z vs L, if you will

f and i combine into fi

you can actually go to any railroad crossing and just hit the bells with sticks

be clean; eat vacuum

tummy full of dust

thanos should get pregnant, lmao

worm living in my belly button proclaims

[drfagpire]

it's that time of the year again. time to post jackie tyler i'm gonna get killed by a christmas tree