#nopixel

[geckozen]

Claire in purgatory

[gracefireheart]

Some more Gravity Falls stuff, ft. young-ish Stanley, Waddles, and Rachel and Ryan [Parker] as Dipper and Mabel [Pines] :)

[the-cpu-system]

Is anyone even in this fandom anymore

[yandereunsolved]

I'm being consumed with thoughts about writing platonic yandere James Randal.

And I feel like no one that follows my blog knows wtf I am talking about.

but for some reason it is in my mind now.

―

"I have made it my life's mission to protect you."

"James, you're 82. I don't think that mission is gonna last very long."

30 minutes later...

Several dead, the police are chasing him and they think you're being held hostage, some shenanigans went on with a chainsaw, bulldozer, and bubble wrap.

Darling sitting in the cell with James, holding hands because otherwise he gets upset.

officer: "How do you plead?"

James: "quilt. I am quilty on all accounts."

―

Darling gets a restraining order out on James.

"You can't stop papa James with a piece of paper!"

James gets tasered.

"Nor with a taser! My protection knows no bounds. You know what they say? Life is like a box full of chainsaws. You may get cut to pieces with one but that's just a chance you gotta take."

―

Darling: "Fine. We can go harass Leo... and anyone else we find on the way there."

James: "YIPPIE! YIPPIE! YIPPIE! YIPPIE!" starts jumping up and down and dancing.

―

Darling is getting harassed.

"Yo, are you dis-re-specting my bitch?"

"That isn't what you think it means, James."

"Shh. Osvaldo taught me this. It's this new language to help better de-escalate situations."

It in fact did not de-escalate the situation.

―

"I can see you stalking me in the bush, James."

James giggling. "Nuh uh! No one is here by the names of James Randal. I'm just a bush... named Bush."

―

"You stole my heart, let me propose to you and give you this ring I definitely didn't steal so we can get married."

Darling just standing there after getting randomly proposed to.

James takes out his phone and dials Mama. "Mama, we're gonna need trash bags and a lot of lime. Do you know how to hide a body? Or where we can hire one of those hit men...?"

―

Jameszilla (Big James)

"Papa want darling. Papa want darling."

"Quick! Someone get them. We can use them to lure him to jail."

―

[sarisfanart]

Their favorite fits..

[bear-fangs]

I saw that I hadn’t posted anything for like 4 months and had a visceral reaction. I’m alive I just have school lool x.x Anyways here’s self indulgent doodles w/ text posts cos idk what to drawww :P

[arkethamz]

yeager warmups from last month ^^

[purpamint]

Been watching a bit of nopixel lately and felt like sketching Norman Bones.

[blaznthekid]

"Oh, do not worry; I have the proper paper work right here."

"Sike, that's the wrong license!"

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I just think GTA-RP is neat.

[peterpparkour]

You just can't save everybody.

[geckozen]

Irwin Dundee, Prime Minister of the Bondi Boys Motor Club, outs himself as the horniest man alive as he bankrupts his club to buy a one-time date with his ex husband, Barry Benson.

[gracefireheart]

I'm never drawing seven people again, holy fucking shit o(-(

Aka I combined NoPixel [2.0] with Alien Stage.

From left to right, we got: Reed [Dankleaf], Ryan [Parker], Rachel [Parker], Mia [Mersion], Kanye [Mushkin], Gazz [Maloo], and Lucille "Lucy" [Hellman].

[gabbygerbs]

The HoA brainrot worms never left and they are starving :') Original based on this by @ sweepswoop_

[takineko-arts]

Chatterbox + Hiccups = Chattercups

OTP lol

[yandereunsolved]

I NEVER IN MY LIFE THOUGHT I WOULD SEE ANY MENTION OF JAMES RANDAL OUTSIDE OF JAMES RANDAL VIDEOS, THANK YOU FOR CHANGING THAT REALITY 💕💕💕💕

You're welcome! 🫶💞

Thank you all for enjoying that little bit of yandere James Randal content. I thought it was going to get 0 notes. Pleasantly surprised. Number #1 yandere James Randal truther here.

Platonic yandere James trying to look after zombie darling:

"Oh, look! Another homeless. This one is quite cute. I'll keep them. We can be friends."

"James, you can't just keep the homeless! It's rude."

"Are you two insane? That's a zombie! It's going to bite your head off!"

"Don't be mean to my new friend! I've decided to name them James Randal Jr. Say hi, James Randal Jr." Darling tries to attack him. "You must be on that fentanyl. That's no excuse. I'm gonna need to teach you some manners, James Randal Jr."

Ends up adopting darling (James Randal Jr.). Gets mad and has a fit every time someone calls them a zombie. Gives them the best beef and trash he can find. Gives them piggy back rides, as long as they don't try to bite. He even gets them their own cardboard box packaging so the both of you can match!

―

"Police officer! Police officer! Policeeeee officer! Over here. I have committed another crime!"

Darling groaning. James sticks to them like cheese on a Cluck-n-Bell burger. The force calls you his handler. Whenever someone rings in the James Randal code you are sent to the scene before he causes an even bigger scene.

"What is it, Mr. Randal?"

"Ooooh, look how polite you are! I would like to admit quilt to having an affair."

"That... isn't a crime."

"It is if I made my ex go boom-boom."

"You blew up your ex!?"

"Just a tiny splosion. I wanted it to be bigger but Osvaldo stole half of my C4! Something about making the stock market implode. Whatever that means."

"Who was your ex?"

James giggles.

"That slutty, hussy red-brick house across the street from that one crack den with the stripper clowns that do coke off each other."

"That... those were a lot of words. I―don't even know where to start."

―

Platonic yandere James overshares way too much.

"I threw up a pound of cocaine. And an entire ham."

"I once got a hysterectomy."

"I'm thinking of getting my landscaping license back. I want to make bushes like... penipises." giggles.

"I have so much blood on my hands. I can't remember if I ever had them clean." boops darling.

"I can teach you self-defense. I once had to shoot a turtle. And successfully did so. I have also taught good survival ethics. Like how you should always walk in the middle of the street. Ah, those were the good days when I was a youngin'. Gas was ten cents a cup and colored television hadn't been invented yet."

[8bott]

I am trying so hard to be Normal about the Chatterbox/Ray Mond (chattercups, chattycups, chatterray, chattyray, etc) but God damn is it hard. There are only TWO (2!!!!) fanfics on AO3 of this pairing and I am losing my MIND.