#MY BABY ANGEL BOYYYY

[spookyserenades]

Yoongi and mc in this chapter….that’s MOM ABD DAD RIGHT THERE LIKE THEY JUST GIVE THEYVE KNKWN SACH OTHER FOR YEARS AND THEYRE SO COMFORTUNG & SWEET & LOVEY DOVEY AND THE TEASING AND HER KISSING HIM ON THE CHEEK AND HIM GETTING SHY MY LITTLR YOONGLRES MY TANGERINE HONEY BOYYYY😕🥲🥲LIKE ONGGGHF???‼️‼️‼️‼️

BYEEE THEY ARE MOM AND DAD!!! 😭🥺 They very much exemplify the "past life lovers" trope... one of my favorite tropes, tbh! Ahhh I just love Yoongi's adoring, affectionate, sweet personality irl and wanted it to translate over into Trouvaille, too... so I'm glad he's coming across as an angel baby in the story! 💓 I love their light teasing/playful dynamic so far, and Yoongi certainly likes to make MC flustered- but she also has her fair share of moments when she catches him off guard as well! That little kiss on the cheek... ugh he deserved one, making her lunch and being so attentive.. dream man!!! 😍

[pirategf]

all i do these days is listen to podcasts and bother my cat when he's sleeping

[yukiko-otomiya]

H-he came... in a solo... o(TヘTo)

[80smikewheeler]

Finn Wolfhard ‘19

[5sos-seavey]

look at this boy!!!!! i love him so much!!!!!! his eyes!!!!!!

[carefulvenom]

my birthday wish is for john deacon to be the happiest he ever can be

[biancabaryonx]

LOOK AT MY SON!

[so-true-jestie]

pov: you're watching the six the musical sunday matinee in the west end

... and suddenly the lights go out.

ok, back up a bit.

pre-show they were playing what sounded like the medieval version of woman like me (we stan british icons little mix)

then after what felt like an eternity the lights go out

there's smoke

the queens appear. one by one through the curtain.

'divorced... beheaded... died...' *the sound here actually sounds like a blade* 'divorced... beheaded... survived.'

the team who does lights at six needs a pay raise

'and today london we are LIIIIIIIIIIIIVE' HARMONIES baby. i transcended

actually, i think i heard an even higher harmony than usual -- might've been sophie!howard?

lights did come back around now and when i saw jaye'j, nat may paris, and lexi it was. indescribable. don't get me wrong i adore all the queens!!!! but i started with the original west end cast so it was literally a dream come true.

'listen up let me tell you a story' the little riff SLAYED ME

'my sleeves may be green' funny awkward moment there because we got cj!boleyn and no no no, those were not green sleeves. but i had green sleeves that day on purpose so i was living

sophie did the howard growl and let me tell YOU.

was there a script change i missed because she did 'prick up your ears, I'M the katherine who lost her head' not 'for'?

anyway at this point i was faint already

'LONDON! remember us from your gcses?' now i personally wasn't from this system but boyyyy do they know their target audience.

'the firmest' 'the fullest' i happened to be looking at nat!seymour here. what a gem

gonna be real with you guys i felt like the intro was a tad long. but it sets the scene and they were side-splittingly hilarious so

also i love LOVE that they intro the ladies in waiting and have the audience give them a hand. ladies!!! couldn't do without them. (my show was conducted by arlene!joan for anyone who was wondering!)

no way (jaye'j)

so we go into MARIA! give me a beat, and the queens were doing the head thing. and jaye'j!aragon has legitimately HUGE aragon vibes, like she's regal but also sassy as heck. and the way she does the 'give me a beat', she goes all soft and haughty for a sec

'i'll go' is so sad. and then immediately she jumps back into sass and cocks her head. what're you gonna do about it henry

the aragon ad lib run was So Cool what do you mean...

'ahhh donde esta my crown por favor' the amount of sheer satisfaction in that sigh. peak comedy

don't lose ur head (cj)

there's something about the tone that a lot of performers give boleyn. it's a little... nasal and positioned more to the front. icon

the sorry not sorry background dance had the part where they push their heads back into position and i really liked it

'are you... blind...' and cj!boleyn gestured to the whole of herself like... hello......

she did a hint of cockney and i thoroughly enjoyed that

the last chorus where they rock out and cj did the sorry NOT sorry high note/squeak?? the vibes!!! it sounds a bit like a cross between bratty child/rocker and i actually really respect that

'don't lose your head' BAM the lights hit and from where i'm seated wayyyy above the stage, ONLY HER HEAD IS ILLUMINATED BY BLUE LIGHT. I CAN ONLY SEE HER HEAD. do you realise how creepy that is

bonus: with feeling, 'catherine was a maaaassive --' cue everyone gasping and grabbing her. let the girl speak

heart of stone (nat may paris)

nat my GIRL

she sounded so broken... my heart.....

'i... i loved him' THE WAY she looked out at us. a little defensive. a little defeated. but standing firm. JUST.

her voice is so beautiful. the way it cuts through the silence. less is really more in this one

the high flip in 'truthfully'. angel.

'soon i'll have to go... i'll never see him grow' she smiles so sadly

'yeeeAAAAHHHH'

the choir in the last chorus is really good though

also i can't remember where the iconic 'oh boO HOOOO!!! bAbY mArY got the CHICKEN POX' etc all the way to 'when i wanted to hold my NEWBORN SON. i. DIED!!!!!!' line goes, but i DO remember aragon looking absolutely flabbergasted. and seymour going back to being all angelic. WILDIN

haus of holbein

what can i say yall you already know it was hysterical

'nine inches' in person is even funnier than the soundtrack

'but we cannot guarantee that you'll still walk at 40' remains MY FAVOURITE HOLBEIN LINE TO DATE. the sudden posh british accent. what.

get down (lexi)

'it was just...' *looks around tearfully* *heaves a sigh* *lip quivers* *grins* '... tragic.'

YOU KNOW lexi just owns get down do i even need to tell you

'WOOF'

get down choreo is elite. change my mind

'as he takes my fur' crowd went nuts for the red cleves costume. DANG.

the slow mo 'get down' where everyone flails in synchrony was really weird but it's so fun

the girl whom cleves picked to dance actually danced so hard she LITERALLY caused a sensation. like cleves ended up having to tell her to 'get down' i'm not even kidding you

all you wanna do (sophie)

k howard roast fest yall.

'jane. dying? of natural causes? WHEN WILL JUSTICE BE SERVED'

'catherine. surviving.'

as someone who's not often the tallest object in the room, a howard on the petite side is very much appreciated

yall know the song i don't need to tell you. the grabbing choreo before every chorus was actually very disturbing in person though.

'just mates, no chemistry' ahh love the british

chills when the lights went out. they had a single spotlight illuminating her head (like boleyn) except this time it was even more obvious somehow.

remember howard's head tilts up during the gasp so her eyeline was right at the grand circle where i was. and i don't think sophie moved or even blinked when we just BROKE OUT into applause. WELL. DESERVED.

i don't need your love (hana)

yoooo HANA!PARR GUYS. gonna admit i wasn't very much up to date on how good hana is but she was an INCREDIBLE parr. absolutely top notch, she had the vibes and the VOCALS? don't even get me started.

the bit where they're waiting for parr to start her 'song' and she's standing there awkwardly. yeah seymour held her arms up wayyyy beyond the part where parr refused to sing and cleves had to put her arms down for her.

also i'm pretty sure boleyn went 'you wot' off mic

so like hana's vocals are REALLY pretty... like she really suits parr... idk guys i have feelings about this

she's so sweet and stuff

also it was really funny how the queens collectively stood up and decided parr's song was a jam. it was so sudden. one minute they were sitting there and then they were like. yeah man this slaps.

AND IT SLAPPED YOOO. i really like hana!parr. idk.

six

'oh no, we should've thought of this before. then we could've done a FAKE COMPETITION... and COME TOGETHER AGAIN at the end...' 'but we CAN'T do that now...' *all six of them turn to look at audience*

'ok well that's it then' *everyone starts to walk away*

yeah i used to think it was strange how they went from wanting to yeet each other offstage to being besties in like an hour and a half tops

CLEARLY!!! THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!!!!!!! wow

ok wait every time they have a section that's more speech than singing my memory gets SUPER jumbled

the part where boleyn brings the house down with her patriarchy speech. HOOOOOBOYYY!!!!

the bit where they don't know what to do with the show. and then they sort of stand around on their own at different parts of the stage. i feel like they stood there in silence for at least 2 minutes to the point where the audience was like...?..???...???????

when they do the slow bit where they pass along the line 'we're one... of a kind... no category...' and came together it was so sweet

EVERYBODY CLAPPED ALONG TO SIX

six is like my favourite song i think. there's so much joy in it

WE'RE SIX. the pose!!! yeah!!!!!!!!!!

CONFETTI!!!!!

megasix

got my phone out, i was going to want to film it

i wanted to get on my feet but also there were people behind me and i would've blocked 'em

I CAUGHT THE 'are you ready? london, HERE WE GO!' on film and my heart. that thing BURST

harmonies!!!

i tried to get a shot of each queen during her solo, but the lighting was nasty and i was too far away

i did get hana in the signature parr pose though! the one where she... gets down LOL when she's belting her bit

also the backups for boleyn are doing the head tilt which is swag

there was so much joy in this one too!!! and i got the ending pose woooOOOOOOO

i'm sososo happy i got to see six!!!

they are absolute angels

everything is put together with so much care. and a terrific sense of humour

anyway i adore this show and it really was a dream come true

thanks if you guys read till the end!!!! <33

[unholyplumpprincess]

Good morning, everyone!!!! I have begun finally writing my late Puppy Love Valentine's day fic for my baby BOYYYY!!!! If ur new and unfamiliar with what I mean by Puppy Love (Also called the Hellhounds) it's my Bloodhound hc (Hound) x my Bfs Bloodhound hc (Rune) and they're married and old childhood bffs :D

Also!!! I accidentally rbed reposted art (GROSS) so if u saw that hot angel x human art, I rted the actual artist on Twitter :D and a reminder that we do NOT support art reposters unless the artist has given explicit permission and with credit. But we know how rare THAT is.

Also reminder my Twitter is: @/PlumpPeachyGirl

That's all!!! Finally an update for y'all :D! Have a good day and be safe everyone!

[ivoryratdoggerythethird]

ANGEL LAN SUN BBY

HAAAAAAPPY (belated because i wasn’t home) BIRTHDAY A-YUANNNNN

BABY ANGEL BOYYYY MAY YOU HAVE ALL THE BUTTERFLIES NAD BUNNIES AND RADHISHES BECAUSE YOU DESERVE IT, DOING THE LORD’S WORK OF BEING THE ONE (1) BRAINCELL AMONG YOUR FRIENDS

MAY HE HAVE EVERY JOY LIDDOL SWEETHEART I HOPE YOU GET CUDDLES FROM THE LOCAL CINNAMON ROLL GHOST GENERAL AND YLLZ AND HGJ AND THE BEST DOCTOR EVER AND ALL THREE OF YOUR IDIOTS MY DARLING SON <3333

[usagi-dreams]

Major Spoilers for Higurashi Gou Ep. 15 below!!!

I live blogged while watching so here’s all of my reactions, I’ll post screencaps later

I can see Rika actively thinking "only 5 more loops" and I assume she's trying her best to cherish what time she has left with her friends if she loses... This is so sad, Alexa play Super Subscription of Data

The opening is such a bop I love it so much

okay but has anyone else seen the Match ad for 2020/Satan?? So funny

Anyways,

"who painted the Mona Lisa???" "Da Vinky??"

Awwww Rika, baby looks so sad

I am definitely posting screenshots of Mion looking so cute later omg

MENTION SATOSHI PLZ PLZPLZ

DAMNIT

so no Satoshi???

FUCK YOU OOISHI GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE BOOOO BOOOOOO

I love you Keiichi

AKASAKA!!!!!????? YESSSSS YESSSS

THATS MY BOYYYY

Rika !!! Look who it is!!!

Rika you're going to make me cry again

I wonder why Akasaka is all bandaged up in the flashback?

We- WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THW FUCK AKASAKA?????? NO NO NO OMFG OMFG

WHAT

WHAT

I

YOU HAVE TO BE FUCKING JOKING???? NOT AKASAKA!!! HOW?? WHY???

THAT JUMP CUT WAS AMAZING THOUGH

holy shit Jesus fucking Christ

NO KEIICHI

are they showing all the loops??? Mion and Shion's mom now too?? What the fuck??

Are they just speed running through the 5??

I'm shaking

Literally shaking

Annnnd there goes Mion's head god damn

and Rika's too!! They're really going all out this episode fuck

Fuckkkkkk

Kimiyoshi too???

This is brutal

Rika straight up said I don't want to hear your dumb ass speach, just kill me lol

ROAST HIS ASS RIKA "YOUR BREATH STINKS" IM SCREAMING

*sees Angel Mort* Shion??

KEIICHI???

Damn that was graphic, shit, poor Rena

Rika I'm so so sorry, you really don't deserve this,,

St. Lucia's??? Is that the school she went to??

So my overall reaction to this episode is:

[ajokeformur-ray]

✨ Unfiltered Joker thoughts ✨

I watched Joker with a bunch of lovely clowns on my Discord and while they werewolf’d in the chat, I typed out my thoughts here as they came to me. These are unedited, unfiltered, and exactly as they were in my head. I don’t know who’d be interested in this but 🤷‍♀️ who doesn’t love unfiltered thoughts about our man? NSFW ahead in places, lmao and some self-ship elements because it’s always on my mind.

There are Controversial Things within, I’m sure - be nice about it if you wanna comment, or unfollow/block etc. if it bothers you I won’t take it personally. I will take it personally if I’m sent a rude message, though. Fair warning. You curate your own online experience so scroll past silently if you gotta!🥰🥰🥰🥰

Tagging @arthurflecc @jokerownsmysoul @daincrediblegg @sweet-nothings04 bc they were in the chat and missed me there!! 

 Word count: 4, 597.

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG JOKERJOKERJOKERJOKERJOKERJOKERJOKERJOKERJOKERJO -

*Presses play*

OMG THERE HE IS BABYYYYYYYY ~ 

Ugh that white shirt... 🥵

“paint me like one of your french girls” 👀

oh, honey, no. 

Don’t force yourself to smile, my love, it’s okay. you can be hurting.

sweet angel who can do no wrong asdfghjkl

wanna kiss that tear away...

CARNIVALCARNIVAL CARNIVAL *STARTS SWAYING IN MY SEAT*

jaunty piano to juxtapose his shitty mood

you spin me right round, baby, right round...

ohhh, baby 🥺🥺🥺

someone’s honky lmaoooooo ~ 

that cello

Ohhhh, darling man.... i’m so sorry. I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry

WOOPS CRYINGGGG ~

sweet angel love still tryna be funy with the flower squirting...

what else will squirt tonight???👀

ohhh, darling. deep breaths baby. it’s okay. you’re okay.

CRYINGGGGG

ohhhh baby boyyyy....

legit just cooed aloud

oh angel <3 

“is it just me or is it getting crazier out there?”

it is my love... it is. 

let me sit on your lap and still the shaking of your legs

ohhhh my love. you’re okay. just breathe.

Dr. Kane was doing her best but you’re beyond what she can handle

you deserve better, sweetheart.

my love, my life.

I JUMPED WHEN HE HIT HIS HEAD IN ARKHAM

“who knows?”

yeah me too, my love. me too. 

“i just dont wanna feel so bad anymore”

oh baby.

i know, my love. i wish i could hold your hand and stroke your hair and kiss your cheeks 🥺🥺🥺

had a shitty day but wants to comfort a child on the bus. thats my manssss ~ <3 <3 <3 

okay but his peekaboo makes me giggle please do that to me when im sad

“‘cuse you bitch?”

the greasepaint still on his face is endearing omg 

GIVE HIM BACK HIS CARD OR IMMA RIOTTTT

CRYINGGGGG 

ohhhh baby. no. deep breaths. i’m here, my love. not going anywhere

those fucking steps

me too, darling. i feel your exhaustion like it’s my own and i long to take it from you without changing a single thing about you.

my love, my life

the weariness of an unchanged routine is a paralysing one

wanna rub cream on your bruises

“yeah, mum” so soft im cry

“eat. you need to eat” i hear you in my head when i wanna skip meals and it helps me.

“oh yeah? who do you talk to?” YES SASS HER

“yay murray” ohhhhh angel you’re so cute I’m cry 🥺

murray you wankstain - old and crusty 🤮🤢🤮🤢

arthur’s laugh in his daydream 🥺🥺

“i love you murray” // “you’re awful murray” baby noooooo

“theres something special about you arthur” the only real thing murrat ever fuckin said AND IT WASNT EVEN A REAL THING IT WAS IN HIS HEAD

“I TAKE GOOD CARE OF MY MOTHER” YEEEES BABY YOU DO! SO PROUD OF YOU!!!

just wantin recognition in your daydreams bc you dont get it in your real life

YOU SWEET THING

HIS SWEET SMILE AND THE CELLO OH BABY 🥺😭

YOUR BACK 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

shoes are too tight so you gotta stretch em 

can you stretch me too???👀🥵💦🔥

“chuckletown” RANDALLS LEGACY AND WE TURNED IT INTO SMTHN LOVING AND NOT SARKY LIKE HE INTENDED LMAO FUCK YOU RANDALL YOU PIECE OF SHIIIIIIIIT

arthur’s hair in the sun omg like a halo

randall fuck off fucking fuck off go aWAY LEAVE MY ARTHUR ALONE

you asswipe

arthurs shy and nervous lil giggle omg baby say no give the gun back its not well intended 

“my boy”  AHA LMAO HE DOES PAY YOU BACK BUT NOT HOW YOU EXPECT LMAOOOO YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE

THOSE CURLS

arthur’s sweet little lilting voice in front of his boss omggggg ~ 

HOYYYYYYT 

his logic makes no sense wtffffff ~ 

RETAIL SMILE LMAO THATS A MOOD 

brewing insanity..... 

POUND ME LIKE THOSE TRASH BAGS

RUIN ME AND THEN REBUILD ME IN YOUR IMAGE 

those mf stairs again

it’s the same old team since 1916... in your head, in your head...

never in my LIFE have i been aroused by a FOOT

lmao only Arthur istg that man is the exception to my every rule

Gigi is so CUTE 🥺

THAT SMIRK SIR CAN YOU NOT

“hey” omggg look at you tryna connect ugh so proud of youuu ~ 

the moon is a silver dollar... 

THOSE CURLS

THOSE BARE FEET

THAT SOFT VOICE

ARTHURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR 

frances conroy is a goddess omg i love herrrr ~ 

espesh on ahs she’s a queen

but i digress lmao wrong fandom

“dont you have to be funny to be a comedian”

FUCK OFF PENNY 

FUCK RIGHT OFF THEN FUCK OFF SOME MORE PLEASE

slap that bass.... 

FINGERSSS ON THE GUN ASDFGHJ PUT THEM ON ME INSTEADDDD

zoom zoom the world is in a mess

LMAO YEP

“psh” omg you sweet angel asdfghjk

THAT EYEBROW RAISE ASDFGHJK SASSY KINGGGGG

GET ITTTTTT

UGH THAT BODY WANNA COVER IT IN MARKS OF LOVE TO REPLACE THE VIOLENT MARKS

ARTHUR @ HIMSELF “YOURE A GOOD DANCER // I KNOW”

omggggg sweet clumsy babyyyy

lmaooo “old war movie” do you tell penny that when we get caught having sex on the sofa????

arthur honey following sophie isn’t.... the best way to get her attention asdfghjk 

someone needs to teach you social interactions... 

I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTTTTTE

that student/teacher roleplay comedian at pogos makes no sense to me???? i dont get his jokes at all

lmao bad comediannnnnn

arthur’s cute lil mistimed giggles ksksksksk 

wanna kiss your cheeks every timmmme 

you’re working so hard to achieve your goals im so so proud of you

ambidextroussss ~ (just like me omg we’re perfect for each otherrrrr)

“people expect you to behave as if you dont” YOU INTELLIGENT LIL SHIT OMG I LOVE YOU AND YOUR MIND

you know its a daydream if arthurs wearing a shirt at home 

his shy “yeah” omggggg ~ angelllll 

“i have a gun i can come by tomorrow” LMAOOOOOOOO 

“youre so funny arthur” YES HE IS DREAM!SOPHIE

CARNIVAL CARNIVAL CARNIVAL

I ACTUALLY STOMP MY FEET HERE BC IM HAPPY FOR THE TIME HES ON SCREEN SWEET CLOWN 

THE ONLY ONE IM NOT AFRAID OF

HES SO SO HAPPY OMGGG

BABY BOYYYY IN HIS ELEMENT

SAD THO BC KIDS ARE TERMINALLY ILL 

bestest party clownnnn 

“I love this job” oh baby 🥺🥺

aaaaaaaaand now the betrayal from randall lmao fuck that dude

NO BB YOUR FOREHEAD NO SMASHY GLASSY

LMAO THE FUCK ERIKA???

dudes 35 not a kid 

throwing greasy chips into a girl’s hair isn’t how to flirt my dude lmao you’re gross??? 

ew

EW EW EW WIGGLE YOUR CHIPS ELSEWHERE

ohhhh arthur, honey no omg breathe it’s okay

you wanna help but you dont know how

you sweet thing 

send in the clowwwwwwwwwwwwwwns ~ 

IM CRYINGGGGG

“they couldnt carry a tune to save their lives”

JOEKR ITS NOT YOUR TIME YET GO AWAYYYY

lmao jokes stay you know im lost without you 

HOW CAN YOUR HAIR LOOK SO GOOD AFTER BEING UNDER A WIG ALL DAY ?????

carnival with arthur’s hair is just 👌👌👌👌

WHERES HIS CARDDDDD 

nooooooo omg baby no omg i wish i could take all those punches for you

i’d take it all in a heartbeat to save you

gritting his teeth not taking in anymore

YES BABY GET EEEEEEM

YES YES YES YES STAND UP FOR YOURSELF SO PROUD OF YOU

first 2 self defence, 3rd one unsure lmao but fuck it 

no PUT THE GUN AWAY FROM YOUR FACE BABY ITS OKAY DONT FORGET YOUR BAG OR YOUR WIG ITS EVIDENCE

KILL THE 3RD COVER YOUR TRACKS

GOOD BOYYYYYY

carnival with blood on face = killing your insecurities

8 bullets from a 6 chamber????? mm-hm lmao i know @daincrediblegg wrote a thing on this once lmao bestest Egg is smart and i love her muchly 🥰🥰🥰🥰

run baby run, dont ever look backkk... (check yes juliet)

BATHROOM SCENE BATHROOM SCENE BATHROOM SCENE

fuck me against that dirty counter

joker’s waking uuuuuuuup....

that cello though unffff 👌

got me clenchinnnnn you fluidddd ~ 

and in his eyes, all the sadness of the world. those pleading eyes that both threaten and adore (phantom of the opera)

my brain is 90% song lyrics 

hes so graceful and ethereal so full of pain and of love and of adventure and worth and need and yearning

my sweet boy

my wonderful angel

my fallen angel

T POSEEEEE

DAYDREAM KISSSSS

ugh push me against the wall and shove your hand down my panties and take whats yours 

please and thanks

so confident

so smooth

so sure

unf

take me angel im all yours 

and my name is carnival

SASSY BOYYYYY

I SAY BOY BUT YOURE A MAN LMAO 

YESSSSSS TELL THEMMMMMMMM 

LMAOOOOOO RANDALL SEEMS LEGIT CONFUSED PFFFT

TOUGH SHIIIIIIIT

LMAOOO PUNCH OUT

BUSTING A LUNNGGGGG

HE DOESNT KNOW HIS OWN STRENGTH

OR HIS OWN LIMITS

“DONT SMILE”

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

nothin worse than being told to smile when you really wanna bare your teeth and let rip

aka me every fuckin minute of my life 

SHUSH ME SHUSH ME SHUSH ME

ILL CRY BUT DO IT

LMAOOOOO CHOKE ME WITH THOSE BICEPS 

ILL GO OUT DOIN WHAT I LOVE

YOUUUUUUU 

“gotham’s lost its way” ok trump

“thats not funny” SHUT UP PENNY YES IT IS

STOP SMOTHERING ARTHUR LET HIM BE FREE

“nobody ever saw me. even i didnt know if i really existed”

and

“you dont listen do you”

BOTH ARE MOODS

i feel them so hard

hes so sure of himself in this session

so angry and done and weary

“people are starting to notice” ALMOST A YEAR OF YOU BEING NOTICED

that green jumper omggg 

good luck getting me out of it pfffft 

“erika have you seen my - oh, there it is. never mind.”

want it back???? payment is kissessss

EW SEXIST COMEDIAN

arthur honey stop primping youre perfect <3 <3 <3 

im so so proud of youuuuu

COLLARBONEEEEEES

OMG HE STUMBLES UP THE STEPS DARLINGGG

I wish i could hold your hand while youre on stage and comfort you while you deliver your jokes

just breathe, darling. it’s okay. i’m here, i promise. <3 

every time you gag on your laughter my heart clenches

CRYINGGGGG

oh, my love, it’s okay. just breathe. dont fight it. dont fight yourself 

you’re so good at imitating your ma pfffft 

lmaoooo you’re so funny arthur 

WOO BOI DONT FLASH YOUR PORN PAGES AT THE AUDIENCE 

givin me ideas.... 

SMILE THOUGH YOUR HEART IS ACHING

SMILE EVEN THOUGH IT’S BREAKING 

WHEN THERE ARE CLOUDS IN THE SKY

YOU’LL GET BY

SMILE THROUGH YOUR FEAR AND SORROW

SMILE

AND MAYBE TOMORROW

YOULL SEE THE SUN COME SHINING THROUGH

arthur is my sunshine

EXCUSE ME HEART EYES OMGGGG

ME AND ARTHUR HEART EYESING AT EACH OTHER PFFFFFT 

gonna put people off their food doin that 

thats life

arthur’s imitations and those soft curls and the dancing and the - 

erika.exe has stopped working 

“come on dance with me”

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

i prefer the horizontal dance myself...

“big date”

“deliver the letter”

NARCISSISM 

ARTHUR YOU DESERVE BETTERRRRRRRRRR

IS IT BAD HIS EYEBROWS TURN ME ON?? SO THICK AND DARK AND STRONG I - 

and those eyes

ugh fuck meeee ~ 

yes thats an invitation

penny “needs care” but her handwriting is that neat???? yeah fuck off 

sorry i dont buy it

she was grooming him i think into some kinda husband role and its fucking gross as fuck she was abusing him and he just wanted her gone 

CUTE LIL NOSTRIL FLARES BC SAD AND ANGRY

OMG

his quiet anger scares me but i admire how he calmed down so fast

angry penguinnnnn

HE CARRIES HIS CLOWN NOSE AROUND IN HIS POCKET

CUUUUUUUTE

the similar clothing colours of arthur and bruce is v def intentional 

in another life, arthur....

i’m so sorry darling you deserved and deserve so much better

legit one small change in anything coulda prevented 80% of this film

your magic tricks are gorgeous ~ 

you’re so funny and soothing and comforting and so good with kids

you are the best party clown

I GASPED AT THE FLOWERS

like my server nameee ~ 

“hi” that soft noise 🥺

arthur’s hands on those bars omg 🥵🥵🥵

okay i’ll admit i still dont get the whole arthur/thomas thing lmao is he his dad???? ive seen this film 10000000 x and i still can’t decide.

i wanna say he is but like ??? idk ??

it’s tragic either way omg arthur’s wasted in gotham

ruuuun arthur run run runnnnnnnn 

the bg music isss 👌👌👌👌

arthur accidentally caused penny’s stroke bc med w/drawal but all that abuse, like ????? i get why he kept her sedated lmao i’d want her knocked out or smthn too

7 meds between the two of them, probably.... that might be why he wanted an increase???

you gotta lie, angel.

you’re in way over your head but lie

yeeees good boy!!

“a clown thing?“ lmaoooo tell them!!!

NO ITS EXIT ONLY

KINDA LIKE MY ASS LMAO NO ANAL FOR YOU 

he just wants love and comfort and for someone to stay omg you sweet thing 

you deserve the world and all the forehead kisses 

TURN THE TV OFF

TURN IT OFF

TURN IT - 

OH TOO LATE

arthurrrrr ~ 

its like a car crash lmao you know its coming but you cant stop looking

fuck off murrat

FUCK OFF SOME MORE

oooooooh thats a danger face....

lowkey want it between my thighs lmao use me to work out your frustrations i can take it 

“kill the rich” lmao relatable 

this film revealed to me that i have a flexible morality ksksksk im all for it though 

sleepy bb ~ 

“we are all clowns” ALSO RELATABLE

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

arthurs thriving in the crowd omg yes baby looks so happy

flashes of joker comin throughhh... 

sneaky baby...

quick on his feet, light on his sense... 

tread lightly on my ground, (abba; andante)

THE RED THEATRE SUIT OMG FORESHADOWWWW

he looks good in red

he looks good out of red too 👀👀

that is the smile of the world’s most precious angel omg babyyyy ~ 

he makes me smile omg hes my sunshine

my love my life 

you saved my soul do you know that??? do you feel me and how much i love you? do you see me and these tears? 

do you feel me like i feel you?

ohhhhh boy here we go asdfdgfhgjhk arthur going to meet his dad, only asking for love and instead he gets punched in the face

i mean i get it bc of what arthur did to bruce with the whole hands in the mouth thing but bruce is barely mentioned, like an afterthought?

thomas has a nasty temper i wouldnt want him for a dad

thomas legit only mentions bruce after he’s punched arthur its like his only thought is really protecting himself and his rep with the whole penny thing

his son comes after; legit as he’s walking away he mentions bruce so hes obvs not that concerned????

shitty dad award lmao

not that what arthur did is okay im not excusing his admittedly misguided and lowkey creepy actions but like ????

lmao prob gonna get hate for this ^^ like i did last time i mentioned it but i dont care im allowed an opinion

too tired to care rn anyways pfffft its storming so bad outside and my wifi has dipped idk if this’ll save

c’mon wifi, for me... 

yes

arthur didnt have an attack til he got called crazy, its a trigger word for him 😭

oh baby its okay, deep breaths.

dont fight your laughter, that’ll make it worse 

the way he bounces back from that punch though - you know how to take it, dont you, my love?

you sweet thing.

i wish i could get you out of that fridge omg baby those old ones lock - how did you get out ????

meds are wearing off now.....

darling say no to the show lmao you dont wanna go

*facepalm*

every time i watch this i hope it turns out different

it never does

arthur honey dont ask questions you dont want the answers to

that clerk was protecting you not letting you see the file

that clerk and gary were the only ones nice to you

but it wasnt enough

you needed love and support and help and guidance 

and instead you got literal and metaphorical punches and no break

the hand puppet omgggg ~ 

i want him to play peekaboo with me when im sad/upset/make a hand puppet over my shoulder aszdxfcghvjbkn

ohhhhhh darling stop reading stop reading stop reading

put it down. 

this entire scene is confusing and heartbreaking

ive seen this film 10000000 x and im still not sure i fully understand

his laughing is so much like sobbing here

omg moonshine its okay you can cry. let it all out. 

newspaper clips in a real file???? mmmm - unprofessional or arthur’s manifestation of news??

🤔

we love pathetic fallacy in this house

i wanna get you in the shower and wash you down and feed you and wrap you in my warm embrace “i had a bad day”

my dark angel, it’s okay. i’m here. i love you and im staying with you no matter what

sophie was his last hope, his last chance to reconnect

again im not excusing it lmao but im saying i understand him

hes touching everything to experience it for the first time

he knows shes a daydream

hes self-aware but he needs his coping mechanisms

we all do it

not the breaking in, i mean the daydreaming 

“i had a bad day” shatters my black, shrivelled heart 💔💔💔💔💔💔

ohhh, darling.

istg you’re the only person i ever fucking coo at 

finger-guns = reconnecting = remember me see me

but i guess to sophie it came across as ominous/creepy??

poor arthur trying so hard to reconnect to people and he just cant do it he doesnt have the social know-how bc no one bothered to ever teach him

again im not saying its okay im just saying

lmao i hate how i always feel like i have to justify myself even before thats called into question pffft the internet is cruel and prev times ive voiced myself ive been sent rude messages and once bitten twice shy

the sword forgets but the tree remembers

hes sobbign and laughing and its gut-wrenching

that neighbour yelling “shut up” better catch these hands imma square up

have some compassion dickwad

you never know what someones going through so be kind

always always be kind

^^^ film takeaway right there

if looks could kill penny would be 6 feet under

OH WAIT LMAOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂

in killing her he sets himself free. but the trauma and the damage done to him leaves him open to more of the same bc hes so vulnerable

that heart-rate monitor went quiet so quickly did he tune it out????

OMG THE WAY HE REHEARSES FOR THE SHOW YOU SWEET MAN OMG YOU DESERVE THE WORLD

sir thats my seat lmao my throne of red

“yeah? all of you? okay” 🤡🤡🤡

us lining up to fuck him into next week 😂

THATS LIFEEEEE ~ 

the fuck kinda hair dye you usin’???

CHOKE ME W THOSE BICEPS

DANCIN TOGETHER IN THE BATHROOM

THOSE HIPS DONT LIEEEEE 👀👀

scissors = pre-med murder but triggered by “my boy” - term used by abusers. 

poor angel’s triggered by lots of things, i think. theres no telling what triggers his violence and thats what makes him dangerous

could be anything and theres also no telling what his “you wronged me” scale is so ??? 

he’s like a kicked dog... lashes out when hes had so much and wont/cant take anymore

“COMING” yeaaaaah i bet....👀

“i stopped taking my medication and i feel a lot better now” GET OUT GET OUT THATS A RED FLAG OUUUUUUUUUUT YOU GO

OOOOOH JOKER’S LAUGH IS OUT - HES MOCKING YOUUUU AND YOU DONT EVEN KNOW IT BOY’S SMARTICLES

this is why arthurs so dangerous. he looks lithe and weak and fragile but he takes down a man twice his size with scissors in one hit

do not underestimate him it’ll be the last thing you ever do

I WANNA LICK THE BLOOD OFF HIS FACE

BRITISH ACCENT ON POINT 

LMAO he’d so mock me for mine 😂

“you were the only one who was ever really nice to me” a moral codeeee; flexible morality like meeee ~ 

okay but he so made gary jump bc he knew gary was too scared to move otherwise

loooooving the gallows humour with the door lock PFFFT

gotham slept on arthur dude’s hilarious

OH OMH OMG OMGOMOMGOMGOMGOMGOKMG JOKER JOKERJOKERJOKERJOKERJOKERJOKERJOKER

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY LOVE MY LIFE MY CLOWN MY HUSBAND OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

IM CRYINGGGGGGGG

JOKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

JOKERJOKERJOKERJOKERJOKERJOKER

I CANT BREATHE FUCK OMFFFFF LOOK AT HIIIIIIM

LOOOOOOOOOK LOOK LOOK ASZDXFCGVHJBKLKJHGFDSZDXFGHJHKJLKJHGFD

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MY LOVE MY LIFE MY JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKER

JOKERJOKERJOKER

LMAO HE’D BE GIGGLING AT ME RIGHT NOW OMGGGG

lmao let randall rot there fuck hiiiiiiim (and not in the fun way)

i want Joker to touch my clit like he did the lift button 👀

ohhhhh look at you having fun on the stairrrs

happy babyyyy ~ 

dancing  towards what you believe to be your death

so glad you changed your punchline at the last minute you didnt deserve to die

SWEET FLAWLESS ANGEL I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU

his “oh” when the cops come lmaooooo ~ 

he does that when you grind down hard on him...👀

so used to pain he gets up from being hit by a car and carries on 😔

run baby run...

hes so agile and so quick on his feet

thinks fast too

arthur for fuck’s sake dont you dare stop

you’re almost there, my love.

im so so proud of you

SASSY DANCING ANGELLLL

i love that smug smirk he has and that chuckle omg lmaooooo ~ 

i’d do anything to see you look at me with such pride

ooof you look so angry in the subway but i’d happily cup your face in my hands and smother you in kisses

your eyes red rimmed with tears. youve been sweating and crying ohhhh ~ 

my love omg you didnt want this, you didnt want the riots and you dont know how it spun so outta control and you didnt choose this

i so desperately want to be with you right now

“i dont believe in anything” THATS OKAY I DIDNT NEED MY HEART ANYWAY

I MEAN ITS ALREADY YOURS BUT YOURE STANDING ON IT OUCH

💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

“mm-hm” i love that little noise

“i love dr sally” BITCH YOU HAVE A WIFE AT HOMEEEE

“THATS WHAT YOU CALLED ME ON THE SHOW. A JOKER. DO YOU REMEMBER?” THATS SUCH A DANGEROUS LOOK ON HIS PERFECT FACE LMAO MURRAY HAD ONE CHANCE TO CHANGE HIS MIND AND APOLOGISE AND HE DIDNT EVEN KNOW IT LMAO

fuck ‘em, Joker.

You deserve better

GET

THAT

FUCKING

GUN

AWAY

FROM

YOUR 

FACE

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

all that pain in his eyes....

oh, darling. how did no one see you????

his backstage dancing got me 💦💦💦

hes so ethereal and mysterious, so free yet so constrained, so beautiful and so himself

i love him i love him i love him i love him

smile playing as he comes out on stage lmao even now hes being told what to do and how to act

hes never free

spinny baby

you spin me right round...

he suits the stage so well

lmao woop sexual assault (kissing dr sally without consent) isnt a good move Joker but damn what a first kiss...

never thought i’d be jealous of an elderly woman but here we are 🤡

he looks so good under the lights omg so crisp....

wanna mess and smear it uuuuup

~

you’re all being mocked and none of you fucking know it lmao get wrecked

memory problems bcof the notebook + “get it right” - he really cares

ohhhhhh baby come on change your punchline, come on....

okay but that drunk driver joke does make me giggle lmao it’s so out there and honestly my sense of humour is just as dark as his is

i just sHIVERED 🥵

“arthur” HE SAID CALL HIM JOKER DONT BE RUDE

ohhhhh i’m cryingggg 😭😭😭😭😭😭

i cant watch this without crying ohhhh all that pain, all that suffering and all that anger, confusion and betrayal. a mental breakdown on nat tv and no one sees him. how the fuck are you all so blind?????

“mur-rray” LMAO YOU FUCK MY NAME I FUCK YOURS

SAY IT JOKER IM SO SO PROUD OF YOUUU

hes speaking facts

“they couldnt carry a tune to save their lives” and that eye roll and groan yes we stan a dramatic CLOWN

this is fucking heartbreaking omg “i dont care about anything” but then he rants in the next minute - so unpredictable and dangerous and untamed but so so pretty in his pain so beautiful and so free

but hes not free... not really

“werewolf” as a verb omg only you could make that work

im so fucking proud of you

“youre awful murray” ooooooooh....

LMAO JOKER’S JOKE BLEW MURRAT’S MIND

hes crying and shaking and no one ??? sees him ???? how????

i legit dont understand how people just dont see him? people see what they wanna see but it’s right there???

he seems almost surprised by the fact he killed him

YES GRAB MY FACE LIKE YOU DID THE CAMERA PLEASE

IN THE WHITE ROOOOOOOOOM

UGH I LOVE THIS SONG SO FUCKING MUCH ITS SUCH A FEEL GOOD SONG

GOTHAM IS SO PRETTY WHEN ITS ON FIRE OMG ITS SO ALIVE

I LOVE THE ENERGY THIS SCENE GIVES OFF

ITS LIKE HOW JOKER HIMSELF MAKES ME FEEL

ALIVE

his little “hi” like they can hear him 🥺🥺🥺🥺

his laughter omggg sweet angelllllll ~ 

“i know. isn’t it beautiful?” YES IT IIIIIS

AND SO ARE YOU

OH NO OMG NO NO NOPEEEE

this scene always scares me even though i know hes okay pffffft 

the birth of joker lmao

be careful with him please hes precious cargo

omggg i wanna sit on that car and wipe his blood away and help him to get home so i can patch him up

lmao im a scaredy cat til my loved ones are threatened then i scare up this fawn bites

i wanna help Joker to get help and support

i wanna love him through it all, the good and the bad

his slow dancing always gets me omg it’s arthur, still there, still suffering, still unseen and unloved

hes crying and hes in pain

blood smile - my inside is on the outside now and it still hurts

he didnt want any of this. he chose his name ubt not what came with it

my poor clown...... 

CRYINGGGGGG AGAIN

HIS GENUINE LAUGHTER SENDS ME OMG ITS SO PRETTY

i wanna make him laugh like that

it always makes me smile omg those cute lil hiccups 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

THATS LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE

i love the audio muted during the scene he sings it omgg it’s so prettyyyy ~ i like to pretend hes singing to me sometimes asdfghjk

metaphorical or literal blood???

hes accepted who he is now.

hes free

dancing in the white light like an angel

i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love hiiiiiiiiiim ~ 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

~ THE END ~

[klausbens]

ok 2x04 let's go

ok so since in 1993 lila was 4 that means she was born in 1989 like the others which also makes it obvious she is one of the 43 children i just wonder what her power is

vanya and luther are so cute i would die for them ! thank

poor five honestly he's trying so damn hard and no one gives a shit i would have given up already

“he stabbed me” “i'm surprised it took him this long, diego, we've all had the urge” NDNSNSKSKSKS FIVEEEEE my lungs

i guess what makes me so mad about this whole things with dave and how they decided to go about it is that if only klaus had already encountered five by now he might not have done things this way. sure it's klaus we're talking about so i have no way of knowing really but i can at least hope he would've thought something along the lines of “oh if we don't stop the apocalypse we're alla gonna die dave included so i should maybe deal with that first instead of going to some kid who doesn't know me and scaring the shit out of him talking about the future and how i know him and even love him all of this in front of his homophobic uncle in dallas texas 1963” but this is what we got so basically this scene served no purpose besides that of seeing him get punched in the face out of internalised homophobia while ben looks at the scene helplessly. very fun thank you

at least emotional support jiminy cricket ben is back i love it so much when he goes all pep talky on klaus

luther my big big baby angel when he tells allison “i'm glad you weren't alone” and “no one gets to tell us how to deal with the end of the world, not even each other” my heart breaks in a million pieces country boyyyy i love youuuuu

“oh, honey, no. i'm the man here.” diego please you're in the 1960s but you used to live in 2019 don't make me come there to punch you in your beautiful dumb face

JXJZJSKSKS GRACE SAYING “never heard that one before” when diego calls her mum lmfaoooo o o oooxodjdfks

ok so it looks to me like vanya should be the one with a cult and not klaus because she is literally God i don't know how she managed to resurrect a whole person but i mean... that kinda is what she did wish this kind of energy had been there when ben d worded this is tragic

poor elliot i swear he's my favourite character he doesn't deserve all this bullshit let him rest

currently kinning allison being disappointed in klaus' whole existence but still covering him in a little blanket because at the end of the day we're still whipped

[cleverclove]

ANTONIOOOO the mole needs more attentionnnn 😤😤😤

YES HE CERTAINLY DOES!!!

Favorite thing is HOW MUCH OF A SWEETHEART HE IS I MEAN EVERYONE PRACTICALLY AGREES ON THIS! He’s my favorite :’)

Least fav thing is how little screen time he gets :(

“We are just pawns in a bigger game.” I LOVE MY BIG BRAIN BOYYYY.

BrOTP is him and Graham or Carm, actually! They would have such a fun and sweet dynamic!

OTP: Which other than Jeantonio tbh?

Random headcanon: The poor man gets so much criticism for his weaknesses that it’s starting to rub off on his own self-esteem.

Unpopular opinion: He’s (im sorry im so sorry) not the pure, clean, innocent baby people think he is. He’s an angel, to be sure, but he DID encourage Gray to “leave no witnesses.” I think he’s being manipulated into it, but still...

Song: Dreamer in Disguise from Carrie the Musical. It’s introspective and comes from a character you wouldn’t expect it from, rather like a lot of what El Topo does uWu

Fav pic:

They look so happy :’)

[dyscrasia-eucrasia]

Part 8

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Demie stared at the phone in his hand for a minute, utterly bewildered. The mentions of the Goatman had made him angry, but he hadn't expected Angel to just hang up on him, for a couple of reasons. 

First, if Angel had actually suspected him of being the Goatman, he would've thought Angel would ask more questions. He'd never actually talked to any of the cryptozoologists that came poking around the woods, but from what he could tell about them, they didn't give up easily. 

Second, even though he'd only known Angel for a few days, he could tell that Angel was talkative, and very interested in what Demie had to say. It didn't seem like him to just suddenly hang up. 

Which left Demie wondering if he'd said something wrong. He knew he didn't have the best of social graces - he could blame it on the isolation he'd grown up in, but Marius didn't have any problem with being social, so that couldn't be it - but he thought he'd been doing well with talking to Angel. He was angry, and a little nervous about being exposed as non-human, but not so much that he wanted to stop talking to Angel. But maybe he had sounded too angry? He couldn't tell - the only person he talked to on a regular basis was Elaine, and she was a complete asshole, so maybe she'd rubbed off on him. 

That was about as far as he got in that thought when Elaine started shouting for him. 

"DEMIE!" She called from her room on the other side of the trailer. 

"WHAT?" He shouted back. 

"DEMIE!" 

"FUCKING WHAT!?"

"COME HERE, JACKASS." 

He frowned. There she went, being an asshole. She could just tell him what she wanted, but no, she had to make him come to her. He got up off his couch, grumbling, and ambled out of his room and across the living room. 

"HURRY UP!" She yelled as she spotted him through her open door. She was sitting at her desk, in front of her computer. It and the TV in the living room were the most modern pieces of technology in the trailer, and even they were a few years out of date. 

"What?" He asked, stopping at the threshold of her room. He never went in there. There wasn't a rule against it or anything, he just didn't like going in there. She had a ton of anime posters all over the wall, and they gave him the heebie-jeebies. Something about the big glossy eyes were just so creepy and alien. 

"Come over here, there's something you need to watch." 

"What is it?" 

"Just get your ass over here!" 

Demie grumbled again, but walked over to the desk. As he did, Elaine got up from her chair and patted it. Demie took a seat. 

"Ugh, gross, it's all warm," he said. 

"Oh, I'm the gross one? You don't fucking wear pants." 

"It's not like I don't wash my ass or something," he shot back. 

"Shut up and watch this fucking video," she said, leaning over and moving the mouse, clicking play on the Youtube video she had pulled up. 

"WHAT'S UP, CLAYKIDS," an athletic white guy in his early 20s with perfectly coiffed hair shouted. "WE'RE IN WEST VIRGINIA, ON PART FIVE OF OUR QUEST FOR CRYPTIIIIIIIIDS!" 

"This guy is way too fucking loud," Demie mumbled. Elaine shushed him. 

The camera zoomed out of the guy's face to show him standing in some woods. "AND TODAY, WE'RE ON THE HUNT FOR THE GOATMAN!" 

A chill crawled up Demie's spine, and his blood went cold. He watched in horrified silence as the man continued to shout about the history of the Goatman and how it was said to shapeshift and terrorize campers. 

The camera cut and Demie gripped the arms of the chair. The man - joined by a crew of five other, almost identical white guys - now stood in the middle of a crumbling asphalt road. To either side of them were short brick buildings, only about eight in total. Demie recognized it instantly as Billy Brook, West Virginia - the town about twenty minutes from the trailer. 

The video spent a few minutes on the crew ambushing various townspeople, sticking microphones in their faces and asking them about the Goatman. 

"Oh yeah, that Goatman, he killed my dog," an old man said. 

"Everyone knows you stay out of the woods," said a middle-aged woman. 

"Yeah, I heard about the Goatman," a man in his twenties told the camera, "my buddy Mike at the video store has seen him." 

"WHOO!" One of the crew hooted, pulling the camera around to get an extreme close-up of himself. "Eye witness, baby!" 

Demie shivered. Please don't go to the video store, please don't go to the video store, he thought. 

Immediately, the video smash cut to a small, whitewashed building with a hand-painted sign that read: 'Video Store - VHS - DVD - XXX.'

"This video store has been in operation since 1985,' a sleepy-sounding voiceover said. "No movie theaters in town, most people don't have internet, so we stay in business pretty easily." 

The video cut to the inside of the store, the camera slowly sweeping over the shelves. 

"This place is LIT, fam," one of the crew said. "Yoooo, check it out, this place has porn!" The camera fixed on a shelf in the back of the building, though the covers of the videos had been pixelated out. 

"So tell us about the Goatman," the first white guy said, the video cutting to a strung-out young man in flannel with a name tag that read 'Mike' standing behind a counter. 

"Oh yeah, the Goatman, he comes in here like once a month," Mike said. 

"Does he buy any videos?" 

"Oh yeah." 

"What kind of videos does the Goatman buy?"

"Uh, y'know, splatter gore horror stuff. Sometimes he gets some musicals. Oh, and a lot of porn." 

"What kind of porn does the Goatman buy?" The guy asked, laughing. 

"GOAT PORN!" Someone shouted off screen. 

"Nah, man, he gets like… big titty blonde chicks." 

"What does the Goatman look like?" The main guy asked. 

"He's like… seven feet tall, man. He's got like really long hair and a beard, and these big ass curly horns." 

"That doesn't sound like any Goatman I've heard of," a different person said from off camera. 

"Nah man, he's real. He like, lives out in the woods and shit." 

Demie sank into the chair, lifting up his hands and covering his face, though keeping his fingers open to watch the video. "Shit," he murmured. 

"I told you going to the video store was a bad idea," Elaine said, words dripping with vitriol. 

"Mike is always high out of his fucking mind," Demie said, words muffled by his hands. "I didn't think he'd even remember that I was ever there." 

"Keep watching, it gets worse," she said. He moaned in horror. How could it possibly get worse? 

The video cut again, this time showing the crew out in the woods. The sun was beginning to set. 

"Check it out, no trespassing," one of the crew said, pointing to a piece of sheet metal nailed to a tree. The words had been hand-painted on. Demie sank lower into his chair. He'd made that sign himself. 

"Trespassing in the Goatman's woods, yeah boyyyy," another member of the crew said. 

"So, where's the Goatman?" Another asked. The main guy tried to shush them, but they kept talking as they stumbled through the woods, jumping and then laughing at every snap of a branch or rustle of leaves. 

And then, out of nowhere, a crack of gunfire interrupted their buffoonery. The entire crew became silent. A few moments passed, and another shot could be heard. 

"OH SHIT!" The main guy shouted, and the camera work became a dizzying blur as the crew began to run. 

They came out of the woods onto a dirt road, where they began to laugh. 

"Jesus, we almost got murdered by fuckin' hillbillies!" One of them shouted. The other hummed a few bars of 'Dueling Banjos'. 

"Alright, well, that was a bust, but we'll keep looking," the main guy said, grabbing the camera and pointing it in his face. "Be sure to like, comment, smash that subscribe button, and buy our merch, Claykids!"

The video ended and Demie sat there in silence, eyes glued to the computer screen. "We're so fucked," he mumbled.

[thekpopcloud]

Minho (Lee Know) as your boyfriend

requested by @vkookbangtanboys

(gif not mine! credit to owner!)

confession:

okay let’s get one thing straight...

If Minho hadn’t been pushed to confess then he wouldn’t have

bASICALLY

Everyone knew you and Minho had a thing for each other

Everyone knew Minho was head over heals in love with you, every time he looked at you it was like hearts were pouring out of his eyes

But the only person that didn’t see it? You guessed it,,,,YOU

And eventually the rest of skz got sick of seeing the two being so oblivious

They took matters into their own hands....which could’ve gone terribly to be fair

Jisung had an idea, which meant it was already was probably stupid, of locking the two of you in a room together

So after a very very very long discussion they decided to get you two into one of the practice rooms.

*in the spongebob voice thing* one day later...

Minho was on his way to practice when he got a text from Woojin

I need to talk to you about something, come to the practice room, as quick as you can

At the same time, you were at home doing some work when Jisung has texted you

HEY! MEET ME IN THE PRACTICE ROOM, ASAP! WE NEED TO TALK :)

Thinking nothing of it, both you and Minho headed towards the same place, completely unaware of what they were planning.

You arrived first, getting comfortable on the couch then texting Jisung

I’m here, hurry your backside up, it’s too quite in here

From the other end of the phone, the boys were hollering and cheering cause their was plan was going to plan.

A good...10 minutes later Minho rocked up stopping dead in his tracks when he saw you.

“what?”

“what?”

confusion,,,nothing but confusion.

He walked into the room and in the reflection of the mirror he saw Felix and Jisung peeking in the door.

“GOOD LUCK YOU TWO” they screamed and slammed the door shut, locking it.

You jumped to your feet, practically racing to the door to try and pry it open.

“HAN JISUNG! OPEN THIS DOOR OR SO HELP ME I’LL-”

“niether of you are leaving this room until you confess! So Minho, tell y/n how much you love them, y/n you do the same” that was chan’s voice.

“i hate you so much Bang Chan” you whispered, hitting your forehead on the door.

Minho, gaining some ounce of confidence, paraded over to you and gently grabbed your arms and spun you around, pushing your back against the wall.

“Listen to me and do not say a word, i’m gonna have to thank the boys for because frankly it’s getting frustrating. I like you, a lot, and i guess the boys got sick of seeing me acting like a lovesick puppy, You don’t have to feel the same, you don’t have to like me back, just know how much i like yo-”

You decided to cut him off, giving him an answer but pressing your own lips on his.

His brain must’ve short circuited, cause he froze like literally FROZE.

It took him a moment, but he kissed back with a new found passion.

“I like you too, more than you think” You commented when you pulled back, pecking his lips once more.

first date:

Minho didn’t wanna overdo it, but then again he didn’t wanna under do it.

So he decided to take you on a lovely little picnic down at Han River when the weather was just write.

He spent a good few hours putting together food for the two of you, which the boys wouldn’t stop tryna steal.

You dressed in your nicest outfit, putting in a effort for once in while.

He met you at your home and you walked down to the river, basking in the sunlight, enjoying the breeze.

Once y’all started eating and relaxing, Minho wanted to be cute and laid his head in your lap, asking you to feed him.

it was so cliche and he loved it

he took so many selfies and photos of you when you weren’t looking and photos of the two of you with cute filters

and yes, when he went back to the dorm, he gushed over you so much the boys wanted to him to shut up.

The two of you stayed out for ages, opting to stay and stargaze

he disappeared later in the day and went to the shop, coming back with some drinks for both of you

Good drinks, the open night sky, you by his side...Minho was happy.

He walked you home, his arm wrapped tightly around your waist, keeping you close to him.

Minho walked you right to the front door, promising to take you out when he had time, before kissing you.

Boyyyy was he smiling when he got home

first ‘i love you’:

loool, minho is too dramatic sometimes

the two of you had gone to lotte world on a date...and he was slowly regretting it

because the one ride you were focused on getting on was the Viking Ship

but minho? his heart was running a hundred miles an hour as you dragged him towards it

He was putting up a brave face though, cause he loved you and if you wanted to go on it then he would too

“Min, are you alright?” you’ finally asked him. 

“Yeah...yeah i’m good” He replied, visibly shaking like crazy. 

before you had time to say anything you being pushed onto the ride, minho grabbing a hold of your arm at lightening speed. 

the ride started up sooner than he’d hopes and his grip on you arm got so tight it almost hurt. 

as the ride started swinging, he basically screamed in your ear, rather dramatically. “If i die here, just know that i love you!!!” 

the two of you jumped of the ride, minho looking as pale as a ghost. 

“I love you too min” you casually mentioned, swinging your hands. 

He went from as pale as a ghost to as red as a tomato in half a second

first argument:

admittedly, the argument was kinda your fault, and you’d well accepted and acknowledged that

minho, being an incredible dancer, had been tasked by JYP to help some of the trainees with their dancing

of course he obliged and helped them

 the only minor problem, in your books at least, was the sheer amount of time he was spending with them

jealousy? maybe. 

the ONE thing bugging you was one of the trainees

you’d dropped in on one of his sessions to bring him some food an the first thing you’d notice was how clingy she was and how he hadn’t even realized. 

it went on for weeks and weeks and he still hadn’t noticed

in fact he’d gotten closer with her an started spending more time with her, than he did with you

and yes, though you’d tried to deny it, you were jealous. 

and as a result of your jealously, you’d unintentionally given minho a cold shoulder and ignored him. 

until one day, minho had decided to confront you. 

“baby, are you alright? you’re never usually this quite?” 

shrugging, you mumbled something and turned away. 

he still persisted, wanting to find out what was wrong. 

“babe, what’s wrong?” 

“nothing minho! jeez...” 

“i can tell somethings up babe, talk to me” 

you rolled your eyes, not really thinking before you spoke. 

“why don’t you go and spend time with what’s her face? seeing as she’s all you seem to care about!” 

minho was shocked, stunned, surprised....shook? 

“are you jealous?!” He scoffed. 

you could feel the anger bubbling up....and you snapped. 

“maybe i am, okay!?! you’ve been spending all your free time with her recently!! I don’t remember the last time we spent time together!” 

minho was now getting frustrated “she’s just a friend! i don’t need to be by your side 24 fucking 7! your just being stupid!”

you were both saying things you’d wished you hadn’t, insults being thrown left right and centre. 

it wasn’t until your emotions got the better of you and all the emotions spilled out, coming out in the form of tears. that was when minho froze and shut up. 

“are you...crying? oh baby i’m so sorr-” 

“no it was my fault min, i let jealously get the better of me, i’m so sorry” you were basically shaking by now. 

minho stepped forward and wrapped his arms around you, lettimg you cry into his shoulder. 

“it’s okay baby, it’s okay. i hate this, let’s never fight again” 

kisses:

minho? more like minhoe

my guy loves kissing, whether it be sweet innocent kisses or....something else ;)

he loves the pure feeling of his lips on yours. 

this boy will literally drag you away from a busy setting just to makeout

hickies galore, there’s always some sort of love bite left on your body from him

usually in the most obvious places

your first kiss was a bit weird, he’d kissed you to shut you up during an argument

most of the time your kisses are hot and full of passion, but sometimes they’re short and sweet...but only sometimes

absolutely loves to kiss along your shoulders and neck, especially when hes backhugging you  

he is s h a m e l e s s and will 100% kiss you in front of the rest of skz

when he’s jealous though...oh ho ho you’re in for a long night

he does seem to like kissing your knuckles, being all cliche and slowly bringing your hand up to his face to kiss it.

hugs:

oof he’s a big hugger

you see what he’s like with Jisung? amplify that by about a million and you’ll see how clingy he is with you

arms around your shoulders, pulling you into his chest and not letting go...at all...for anything 

he will genuinely find ANY chance to cuddle with you

like a big teddy bear

loves cuddling on the couch with you on top of him, the biggest blanket you could find wrapped around the pair of you. 

cuddling and hugging you is almost a stress reliever 

after a long day all he wants to do is curl up against you with his head tucked into your neck, probably falling asleep like that 

doesn’t care if the boys tease him, if he wants cuddles he will stop at NOTHING to get them

if you’re not there or too busy to cuddle he’ll sulk a sadly cuddle a pillow...or Jisung

overall:

he’s the perfect boyfriend

has an attitude towards others, an angel to you.

absolutely WHIPPED over you

probably had already decided he wants to marry you