ages of LOST characters when we first meet them vs the ages of the actors when they first started playing them. reminder that the starting point of LOST is september 22nd 2004. if a character’s age seems one less than sounds right to you its because their birthday is coming up. if a character is missing from this it’s because we don’t know their age in canon (looking at you, desmond)
jack shephard: 34
matthew fox: 38
kate austen: 27
evangeline lilly: 25
hugo “hurley” reyes: 25
jorge garcia: 31
james “sawyer” ford: 35
josh holloway: 35
sawyer says he’s 35. but lostpedia only has sawyer’s birthyear, 1968, making him 36. however an easy explanation for this is that sawyer has a birthday coming up in the post september to december range (like many other characters here) thus making the birthyear and what sawyer said still right
john locke: 48
terry o’quinn: 52
sayid jarrah: 36
naveen andrews: 35
jin-soo kwon: 29
daniel dae kim: 36
sun-hwa kwon: 24
yunjin kim: 31
claire littleton: 21
emilie de ravin: 23
charlie pace: 27
dominic monaghan: 27
okay so an odd thing happened here. we don’t actually know charlie’s age in canon, except that based on a statement from liam that he’s absolutely less than 30. and basically what happened is there was big debate on lostpedia, the general gist being he’s 25 to 28, until everybody just gave up and they slapped dom’s birthday on charlie’s page. and it’s still there to this day
walt lloyd: 10
malcolm david kelley: 12
walt’s actor was gonna age outta the role anyways due to the nature of lost’s timeline but their first mistake was casting a 12 year old. like, hello, puberty?
shannon rutherford: 20
maggie grace: 21
boone carlyle: 23
ian somerhalder: 26
danielle rousseau: 44
mira furlan: 49
ethan rom: 27
william mapother: 39
the consequences of season 5 are starting to hit
bernard nadler: 56 or 57
sam anderson: 58
ana lucia cortez: 29
michelle rodriguez: 27
eko tunde: 35
adewale akinnuoye-agbaje: 38
alexandra “alex” rousseau/linus: 16
tania raymonde: 17
benjamin “ben” linus: 39
michael emerson: 51
this isn’t even due to later timeline decisions, they just decided to do this
miles straume: 27
ken leung: 38
daniel faraday: 26
jeremy davies: 39
charlotte lewis: 33
rebecca mader: 31
and theeere’s the season 5 whammy. for those who don’t know (you must be new to my blog) dan and miles ages differ so much from their actors because when our guys are in 1977, it suited the story and characters better for miles to be a baby and dan to be an embryo (and char to be 6) at the same time. the writers were set on 1977 being the year everybody got stuck in and that’s how we get daniel faraday being an oxford professor at fucking 18
it’s something that gets funnier and sadder the longer you think about it
anyways. thank you for your time!
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The Unaired Two-Page Conversation
I think we're past the point of possible spoilers, so as promised: the 2pg book conversation that was cut for time (and realism). Originally, I was experimenting with "unsent" books as part of the conversations, but I thought it would ultimately be too confusing and opted not to use that, so anything you see with a strikethrough is an "unsent" book.
(If this text formatting is ultra zany and hard to read, someone please tell me and I'll make it more regular. Allison is Blue, Patty is Red... for reasons... 🫠)
Allison: It’s Lonely at the Center of the Earth, by Zoe Thorogood
Patty: Not Here, by Hieu Minh Nguyen
Allison: Tell Me Everything, by Minka Kelly
Patty: Daily Rituals, by Phoebe Garnsworthy
Patty: Drinking Coffee Elsewhere, ZZ Packer
Patty: Crime, by Irvine Welsh
Allison: Without Me? by Chelle Bliss
Allison: Exciting Times, by Naoise Dolan
Patty: Not Without You, by Harriet Evans
Patty: The Page Turner, by David Leavitt
Allison: I Got a Job and It Wasn’t That Bad, by Scott Dikkers
Patty: Really Moving On, by Pierre Jeanty
Patty: What Kind of Job Can a Monkey Do? by Sato Akira
Allison: Hey Rick! Don’t Be So Rude! by Alyssa Thompson
Patty: I Like Monkeys, by Peter Hansard
Allison: So You Like Me Too, by OPR
Patty: The Miseducation of Cameron Post, by Emily M. Danforth
Allison: Just Say Yes, by Niobia Bryant
Patty: Yes, Chef, by Marcus Samuelsson
Patty: Get to the Point, by Joel Schwartzberg
Allison: I Miss You, by Pat Thomas
Allison: Without You, by Saskia Sarginson
Allison: You’re, by Keisha Ervin
Allison: I Got My Dream Job and So Can You, by Pete Leibman
Patty: Super Spy, by Matt Kindt
Allison: The Librarian Spy, by Madeline Martin
Patty: For the Love of Books, by Graham Tarrant
Allison: Reminds Me of You, by Retno Handini
Allison: For the Thrill of It, by Simon Baatz
Patty: Run Towards the Danger, by Sarah Polley
Allison: Risking it All, by Tessa Bailey
Patty: Risk (With Me), by Sue Wilder
Patty: Ambitious Girl, by Meena Harris
Allison: Yeah, Right, by Jim and Helen Fox
Patty: The Follow-Through Factor: Getting from Doubt to Done, by Gene C. Hayden
Allison: A Stroke of Dumb Luck, by Shiloh Walker
Patty: Credit Where Credit is Due, by Frank Casey
Allison: Optimists Die First, by Susin Neilsen
Patty: The Price of Immortality, by Peter Ward
Allison: Death Visits the Hair Salon, by Amy Anderson
Patty: Murder in the Library, by Katie Gayle
Allison: Sounds Like Fun, by Bryan Moriarty
Patty: I Have More Fun With You Than Anybody, by Lige Clark
Patty: Certifiably Insane, by Arthur W. Bahr
Allison: Charming as a Verb, by Ben Philippe
Patty: How Do You Manage? by John Nicholson
Allison: Liquor, by Poppy Z. Brite
Patty: Hardly Know Her, by Laura Lippman
Allison: Don’t Be Gross, by Barbara Bakos
Patty: It’s Just Anatomy! by Ellen
Allison: Rough Transition, by Patrick Kelley
Patty: Some Girls Like it Rough, by Marlo Peterson
Allison: What Sort of Girls Were They? by Petrea Leslie
Patty: Girls with Bright Futures, by Tracy Dobmeier
Allison: I’m a Little Ghost and I Like the Dark, by Lynda Kimmel
Patty: Dark As the Grave Wherein My Friend Is Laid, by Malcolm Lowrey
Allison: Murder in the Dark, by Simon R. Green
Patty: My Job Was To Bring The Shovel, by Randall M. Rueff
Allison: The Complete Accomplice, by Steve Aylett
Patty: The Magician’s Assistant, by Ann Patchett
Allison: The Witch’s Familiar, by Raven Grimassi
Patty: Witch Minion, by Lissa Kasey
Allison: These Witches Don’t Burn, by Isabel Sterling
Patty: The Drowning Kind, by Jennifer McMahon
Allison: A Touch Morbid, by Leah Clifford
Patty: Lucy Clark Will Not Apologize, by Margo Rabb
Allison: I Wonder What She’s Doing Tonight, by James Hold
Patty: Whiskey, Words, and a Shovel, by R. H. Sin
Allison: Sounds Perfect, by Ashley Boren
Patty: How I Made a Friend, Daniel Georges
Allison: Good For You (Between the Lines), by Tammara Webber
Patty: We’re Very Good Friends, by P.K. Hallinan
Allison: Sounds Fake, But Okay, by Sarah Costello
Patty: What If It’s True? by Charles Martin
Allison: What If It Wasn’t? by Ivan Itch
Patty: Why Do You Care? by Saju Skaria
Allison: I’m Fine and Neither Are You, by Camille Pagán
Allison: The Replacement Part, by Nora Wylde
Patty: Just a Friend, by Ashley Nicole
Allison: How to Kill Your Best Friend, by Lexie Elliott
Patty: You’re All Just Jealous of My Jetpack, by Tom Gauld
Allison: Dead Jealous, by Sharon Jones
Patty: You’ve Got to Have Friends, by Delbert George Fitzpenfield Anthony
Allison: Everything I Need I Get From You, by Kaitlyn Tiffany
Allison: Among Other Things, by Robert Long Foreman
Allison: Truths I Learned from Sam, by Kristin Butcher
Patty: The Idiot King, by Patty Jansen
Allison: He Helped Me Climb the Mountain, by Betty E. Wright
Patty: The Man Who Pushed His Wife off a Cliff, by Will D. Burn
Patty: Men are Trash, by Salman Faris
Patty: And That’s Why I Think I Prefer A Rainbow Horse, by Tiarra Nazario
Patty: Sam Houston’s Wife, by William Seale
Allison: What About Her, by Emma Tharpe
Patty: Amelia Bedelia Sleeps Over, by Herman Parish
Patty: The Undead in my Bed, by Katie McAlister
Allison: Sleeping with the Enemy, by Nancy Price
Allison: How Could You Do That?! by Laura Schlessinger
Allison: How Could You Murder Us? by Charae Lewis
Allison: Why Her? by Nicki Koziarz
Allison: I Hate You, Don’t Leave Me, by Jerold J. Kreisman
Patty: I Was Joking, Of Course, by Paul Jennings
Allison: Liar, by Tate James
Patty: What if I Say the Wrong Thing? by Verna A Myers
Allison: Don’t Look Back, by Josh Lanyon
Patty: Come Back, by Sally Crosiar
Patty: SHIT, by Shahnon Ahmad
Patty: Barbie: It Takes Two, by Grace Baranowski
Allison: I Changed My Mind, by Jimmy Evans
Allison: Allison Hewitt Is Trapped, by Madeleine Roux
Patty: Are You Still There, by Sara Lynn Schreeger
Patty: Wait for Me, by Caroline Leech
Allison: Look Back, by Tatsuki Fujimoto
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ELI'S MAN LIST.
Long post. Super long post. Super super long. Almost certainly not complete, but I ran outta steam like halfway through, so this is what you get.
IRL MEN.
→ men i would currently let absolutely wreck me
Ted Raimi - i do not have a single limit or boundary that i would not break for this man.
Lance Henriksen
Josh Brolin
Oscar Isaac
Jason Momoa
Christoph Waltz
→ men i have formerly been interested in who could probs still get it
Jeff Bridges
Robert Knepper
Andrew Scott
David Anders
Zachary Quinto
Leonard Nimoy (if he were still alive)
Karl Urban
DeForrest Kelley (if he were still alive)
Gaspard Ulliel
Paul Bettany
Adam Driver
Domhnall Gleeson
→ men i would probably fuck but not necessarily bc of the usual reasons
Tim Curry
Willem DaFoe
The Skarsgårds
Jack Black
FICTIONAL MEN.
→ SHOWS
→→ Outer Range
Royal Abbott
Perry Abbott
Rhett Abbott
Wayne Tillerson (it'd be a really weird fuck, i know it in my heart)
Billy Tillerson
Luke Tillerson
→→ Doctor Who
The Doctor (Nine / Ten)
The Master
→→ BBC Sherlock
Jim Moriarty
→→ Firefly
Hoban Washburne
Jayne Cobb
Simon Tam
→→ Torchwood
Owen Harper
Jack Harkness
→→ Heroes
Gabriel Gray / Sylar
Adam Monroe / Takezo Kensei
Peter Petrelli
Samuel Sullivan
Edgar
→→ Dollhouse
Alpha
→→ Star Trek (TOS)
Leonard "Bones" McCoy
S'chn T'gai Spock
→→ The Walking Dead
Negan Smith
The Governor
Darryl Dixon
Merle Dixon
→ MOVIES
→→ Tron
CLU 2.0
Rinzler
Kevin Flynn
Alan Bradley
→→ Jurassic Park (franchise)
Robert Muldoon
Ian Malcolm
→→ Zombieland
Tallahassee
→→ Star Trek (NuTrek)
Leonard "Bones" McCoy
S'chn T'gai Spock
Khan
→→ Priest
Black Hat
Ivan Isaacs ("Priest")
→→ Dredd
Dredd
Madeline "Ma-Ma" Madrigal (Mama's not a man but she could get it)
→→ Pacific Rim
Herc Hansen
Stacker Pentecost
Newton "Newt" Geiszler
Hermann Gottlieb
The Kaidanovskys
Hannibal Chau
→→ Hunger Games
Haymitch Abernathy
→→ Alien (franchise)
Bishop
David 8
Walter
Dwayne Hicks
Xenomorph
→→ The Lego Movie
Good Cop/Bad Cop
→→ Guardians of the Galaxy
Yondu Udonta
Kraglin
→→ Star Wars (franchise)
Armitage Hux
Kylo Ren
Obi-Wan Kenobi
Han Solo
Cassian Andor
Poe Dameron
Phasma (again, not a man, but Oh Boy)
Qui-Gon Jinn
Boba Fett
Jango Fett
K-2S0
Tobias Beckett
Dryden Voss
Literally any Stormtrooper (not just the clones)
Any/all of the Knights of Ren
→→ Legend
Ronnie Kray
Reggie Kray
→→ The Devil's Carnival
Lucifer
The Agent
→→ Pirates of the Caribbean
Jack Sparrow
Will Turner
Hector Barbossa
Davy Jones
James Norrington
William "Bootstrap Bill" Turner
→→ Labyrinth
Jareth, the Goblin King
→→ Ferngully
Hexxus
→→ James Bond (franchise)
Raoul Silva
James Bond/007 (Daniel Craig)
Ernst Stavro Blofeld
→→ Inglourious Basterds
...am I allowed to say Hans Landa? Hans Landa.
Sgt. Donny Donowitz
Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz
Marcel
→→ The Black Phone
Albert Shaw (look, sorry, don't @ me please)
→→ Scream (franchise)
Ghostface (but like?? the concept of him, rather than any particular actual iteration of him)
Dwight "Dewey" Riley
→→ Venom (franchise)
Eddie Brock
Venom
Cletus Kasady
→→ Dune (2021)
Gurney Halleck
Leto Atreides
Duncan Idaho
Stilgar
→ GAMES
→→ Final Fantasy X/X-2
Auron
Jecht
Seymour Guado
Shuyin
Baralai
Nooj
Gippal
Isaaru
→→ Final Fantasy XV
Ignus Scientia
Ardyn Izunia
Gladiolus Amicitia
Regis Lucis Caelum
Clarus Amicitia
Bahamut
→→ Resident Evil VIII: Village
Karl Heisenberg
Sturm
Soldats
Lycans
Varcolac
Urias Brothers
→→ Kingdom Hearts (franchise)
Axel
→→ Borderlands (franchise)
Mordecai
Handsome Jack
Fl4k
Zer0
Krieg
→→ Boyfriend to Death (franchise)
Strade
Lawrence Oleander
→→ The Price of Flesh
Mason
Derek
The Auctioneer
Jack
Komodo
Dragon
Machete
The Demon
The Lich
→→ Overwatch
Jack Morrison (Soldier 76)
Gabriel Reyes (Reaper)
Jamison Fawkes (Junkrat)
Mako Rutledge (Roadhog)
Reinhardt Wilhelm (Reinhardt)
Siebren de Kuiper (Sigma)
Cole Cassidy
→→ The Quarry
Travis Hackett
Jedediah Hackett
Chris Hackett
→→ Fortnite
The Jonesy Collective
Midas
→→ Left 4 Dead
Bill Overbeck
The Hunter
The Smoker
→→ Dragon Age (franchise)
Zevran
Anders
Fenris
Alistair
Iron Bull
Krem
Samson
Solas
Varric
Hawke
Cole
→→ Death Stranding
Heartman
Higgs
Deadman
Sam
Cliff
→→ Fallout 4
John Hancock
Nick Valentine
→→ Detroit: Become Human
Hank Anderson
Connor
Gavin Reed
Nines
Simon
Ralph
Karl Manfred
→ BOOKS
→→ Star Wars
Sinjir Rath Velus
Cardinal
→→ Shade's Children
Shade
→→ InkHeart
Dustfinger
→→ A Darker Shade of Magic
Holland
Astrid & Athos Dane
→→ Dune
Everyone included in the movie list, plus:
Shaddam IV
Hasimir Fenring
→ ANIME
→→ Naruto
Gaara
Zabuza
Sasori
Deidara
Itachi
Kakashi
Iruka
Kabuto
Kisame
Shikimaru
Kankuro
→→ Trinity Blood
Isaak Fernand von Kampfer
Dietrich von Lohengrin
Abel Nightroad
Cain Nightroad
Radu Barvon
Leon Garcia de Asturias
Tres Iques
Hugue de Watteau
→→ Hellsing
Alucard
Pip Bernadotte
Father Anderson
→→ Loveless
Soubi
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Birthdays 1.20
Beer Birthdays
Chris Nelson (1966)
Scott Ungermann (1966)
Steve Jones
Kerry Byrne (1970)
Five Favorite Birthdays
Buzz Aldrin; astronaut, 2nd man on the moon (1930)
George Burns; actor, comedian (1896)
DeForest Kelley; actor, "Bones" (1920)
Richard Henry Lee; Virginia politician, signer of the Declaration of Independence (1732)
David Lynch; film director (1946)
Famous Birthdays
Joy Adamson; writer, naturalist (1910)
Andre-Marie Ampere; French scientist (1775)
Michael Anthony; rock bassist (1955)
Ray Anthony; bandleader (1922)
Tom Baker; actor; 4th Doctor Who (1934)
Tia Carrere; actor (1966)
Amedee-Ernest Chausson; composer (1855)
Stacey Dash; actor (1966)
Frederico Fellini; film director (1920)
Arte Johnson; comedian (1929)
Nancy Kress; writer (1948)
Lorenzo Lamas; actor (1958)
Martin Landau; actor (1928)
Bill Maher; comedian (1956)
Malcolm McLaren; music promoter, band manager (1947)
A. Merritt; science fiction writer (1884)
Patrica Neal; actor (1926)
Walter Piston; composer (1894)
Edward "Fireball" Roberts; stock car driver (1931)
Paul Stanley; rock singer, "Kiss" (1952)
Eric Stewart; rock guitarist (1945)
Ron Townson; pop singer (1933)
Skeet Ulrich; actor (1970)
Slim Whitman; singer (1924)
Rainn Wilson; actor (1966)
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