Belle: I can't believe you assassinated the King!
Rumple: Well, 'assassinated' implies it was politically motivated. I killed him because he was a dick, so technically I murdered him
Belle: That's not better!
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"It was an arranged marriage! I was doing you a favor!!!"
"Belle French & The Dork One"; a rumbelle fanvid
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Emma: I sleep with a gun under my pillow
Regina: weak. I sleep with my spellbook under my pillow
Belle: cowards.
Emma: yeah? Well what do you sleep with?
Belle: the Dark One.
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Rumple: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Belle: I think you mean cards.
Rumple, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.
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