#Malleus was having war flashbacks about Lilia's cooking

[blind0raven]

Translation:

"If I have to eat whatever the fuck Lilia has conjured in the kitchen from the spices you gifted him...

I'm dragging you both into hell with me"

-Malleus Draconia

[twistedoverbloat]

what about yuu who is not good at cooking? they can burn the kitchen or end up cooking something poisonous even though no one has been able to figure out how it is possible for food to become poisonous without poison

Cooking disaster.

Heartslabyul

Riddle was disappointed but not surprised. He banned and made a rule of you not allowed in the kitchen. He was convinced you were trying to Poison him the first time till he found out you just suck as cooking.

Trey was shocked when he saw the pie you tried to make turned into a swamp looking thing with the odor showing how poisonous it was. He told you he'll take over cooking.

Cater he took a photo and said "Assassination attempt number 1 wish us luck! #sendhelp #whoshallwegivethisto?" Yuu got mad but he told them he can't cook all that good either so they ordered take out.

Ace he can't cook either. So he tried to roast you but you told him wasn't he the one that burnt the tart during the unbirthday last week? He shut up.

Deuce bless his soul to you that maybe y'all should just get take out with Cater. Yuu agreed since they knew they didn't want to eat this either.

Savanaclaw

Leona didn't even come 20 ft bear the kitchen when you finished cooking. He knew the smell of poison and asked if you were trying to kill him. You asked him what are you talking about? He then revised that you are just terrible at cooking. He then said to give it to Malleus or Vil.

Ruggie refused to eat if even if he went by food shouldn't go uneaten but he would eat dirt then this. He loves loves yes but no 💔

Jack his nose smelled it first and he ran away he didn't want to hurt your feelings but he can't eat that. Got take out for you guys so there's that.

Octavinelle

Azul he banned you from the kitchen and had Jade disinfect everything. That 'food' was put up as poison in his little side business incase someone wanted to do something.

Jade he was shocked actually his face even showed it. He calm told you why they didn't want to eat it. He then gave it to Azul to be used as a poison. He then disinfected the kitchen.

Floyd ran off like he does to Jade with his mushrooms. He straight up tod you this is poison then took Azul and booked it. Jade apologized and then fixed everything up and made food.

Scarabia

Kalim this poor sweet boy didn't revised then Jamil had to throw it out the window and remake everything. Kalim them asked oh was it poisoned? Yuu got upset but understands why Jamil did it.

Jamil you and Kalim are giving him gray hairs as he banned you both from coming into into kitchen.

Pomefiore

Vil almost fought you gor giving him poison he then criticized your cooking. Rook then calm explain why your cooking wasn't good.

Rook was the softer one of the three to explain to you why Vil went off like that.

Epel couldn't hold back his criticism and made you cry but he made apple pie to apologize to you.

Ignihyde

Idia refused to eat it. He didn't even dare and asked Ortho to go get take out.

Ortho thought it was a threat and threw it out. But he did give the choice of you taking a class with him to learn how to cook.

Diasomnia

Malleus is having war flashbacks he then tells you why he's not eating it. You take him to a McDonald's to have fast food with the rest of them.

Lilia he didn't see anything wrong with it. Match made in he'll ig. Silver is holding him back and Sebek dragged him to McDonald's with you guys.

Silver has eaten Lilias cooking sicne he was a lad he isn't eating it anymore. He dragged his dad out to kitchen and to McDonald's.

Sebek bashed you in front of everyone while Malleus calm explained. Even though he HATES fast food with a passion he dragged Lilia with him to McDonald's.