#Marc Raducci

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Dirty Teacher (2013)

Honestly... I stopped scoring at a certain point because I knew everything that would happen.

ESE: -85/100

50 -10 for telling your daughter about the college fund thing -5 for the teacher’s super weird flashback -5 for being obnoxiously obvious -20 for this creepy-as-fuck-teacher -5 for Danny’s shitty parents -5 for fucking with a student’s grades because you’re a creep who’s obsessed with her boyfriend -10 because he’s a senior in high school and can wash his own damn hands -10 for cheating on your girlfriend with your teacher -10 for drinking and driving -10 for terrible acting -10 for cliché and predictable story +5 for breaking it off with the teacher -20 for Miss Matson running Danny over with her car -10 for not believing a student over a teacher just because reasons -10 for police incompetence