#MarketingHumor

[ai-resume-builder]

Why Do Reputed Sites Use Phrases Like 'Resume Resume Builder'? Is It an SEO Thing?

Search engines are a bit quirky—they cater to how people type, not necessarily how they speak. Turns out, a lot of users type phrases like “Resume Resume Builder” when searching for tools to create resumes. While it might sound odd, this is what helps reputable sites (guilty as charged 🙋‍♂️) rank for those exact queries. After all, if someone’s searching for it, we want to make sure they find us.

Funny SEO Phrases We’ve Seen (and Maybe Used 😅):

"Resume Resume Builder" – Because one “resume” just isn’t enough.(P.S. Check out our Resume Resume Builder if you're curious—it’s not just funny; it’s actually helpful.)

"Job Job Search" – You can never be too thorough when looking for a job.

"Best Best Tools for Work" – Double the adjectives, double the impact.

"Make My Resume Now Quickly" – A sense of urgency never hurts, right?

"AI AI AI Help My Resume" – When all else fails, just repeat the tech buzzword.

Why It Works (and Why You See It Everywhere):

While these phrases might sound silly, they’re actually crafted to help connect users with the tools they’re searching for—even if the way they search isn’t, well, conventional. For example, a lot of people search for repetitive terms like “Resume Resume Builder” simply because it’s quick and to the point.

If you’re curious about what a great resume builder can do, check out our Resume Resume Builder. It’s designed to be simple, effective, and—unlike these SEO phrases—100% professional.

So, Next Time You See a Repetitive Phrase...

Don’t cringe—laugh a little, and remember, it’s all part of the magic that helps you find what you’re looking for (even if it sounds a bit ridiculous).

[amigoways]

👀 Normal People vs. Digital Marketers – The Hilarious Truth! 😄

What’s tea, traffic, or even bugs to you… means something completely different to a marketer! 💻📊

Swipe ➡️ to decode how marketers think – from SEO wins to pixel panic! 😂

Tag a fellow marketer who’ll totally relate! 🔥

[theagileoperator]

"Don't let SEO E-A-T all of your ad spend." 🍴💰

(We'll see ourselves out for that pun)

But the point stands—throwing more money at ads as SEO declines is like trying to fill a leaking bucket.

Better strategies here: https://agile-operator.com/new-age-in-demand-generation/

[spideryyweb]

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[web99official]

🍔 SEO: Takes time to digest but gives long-term energy. 🍟 Google Ads: Quick energy boost but burns out if not optimised. 🍩 Social Media: Sweet & addictive, but needs constant engagement! 🍎 Email Marketing: Healthy, but people often ignore it! 😅 What’s your marketing meal of the day? Drop it in the comments! ⬇️ 🍕

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[helloaceone]

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Get in here, come on!”… and celebrate this viral moment! That hesitation before realizing your campaign just BLEW UP Ready to watch your brand take off? AceOne Technologies knows how to turn clicks into conversions with killer ads, websites, and apps!

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[seoeagleservices]

When you’re invisible online 🕶️ vs. when you’re EVERYWHERE! 🌍✨ 👉 Don’t be the invisible business – let’s talk SEO! 💻🚀

[fluxitsolutions]

When someone asks us "How's Business Going…"

Other IT companies: Grinding in normal mode… 😐💻 Flux IT Solutions: Chilling, dancing, and skyrocketing!

📞 Call us: +91 7011302006 📧 Email: info@fluxitsolutions.in 🌐 Visit: www.fluxitsolutions.in

[lighthousenewsnetwork]

NEW YORK—In response to alarming statistics showing declining brand loyalty among Gen Z consumers, advertising agency Sign-teria unveiled its groundbreaking "Possession Package" Tuesday, promising to transform casual shoppers into supernaturally devoted brand ambassadors through the power of actual demonic possession. "Traditional engagement metrics are dead—literally," said Sign-teria CEO Maria Ramirez while levitating slightly above her Herman Miller office chair. "In today's competitive marketplace, brands need customers who are more than just loyal. They need customers who are legally and spiritually bound to their products for all eternity." The innovative marketing solution, which combines traditional billboard advertising with ancient ritualistic practices, has already shown promising results during its beta testing phase. Early adopter BeanzCoffee reported a 400% increase in sales after customers found themselves physically unable to walk past their stores without making a purchase. "I haven't slept in 666 days because I'm too busy drinking BeanzCoffee's new Hellfire Roast," said customer Sarah Chen, her eyes glowing an unnaturally bright brand-compliant Pantone color. "Must... consume... more... BeanzCoffee..." she added before inexplicably speaking in tongues that sounded suspiciously like the company's latest jingle. The Possession Package comes in three tiers: Basic Haunting, Premium Possession, and Enterprise Ethereal. Each level offers increasingly intense customer engagement solutions, with the Enterprise tier including full corporate soul-binding and complementary curse removal insurance. "Our Brand Binding Ritual™ ensures customer retention rates that traditional marketing simply can't match," explained Sign-teria's Chief Spiritual Officer, Dr. James Montgomery, while arranging mysterious sigils on a conference room whiteboard. "Once our Corporate Conjurers complete the ceremony, customers literally can't stop thinking about your brand. We're talking 100% share of mind—and soul." However, the revolutionary approach has not been without its critics. The Better Business Bureau recently created a new category for "Metaphysical Marketing Mishaps" after receiving complaints about possessed customers camping outside stores and speaking exclusively in corporate slogans. "We need to consider the ethical implications of supernatural marketing techniques," said Dr. Rebecca Wong, professor of Paranormal Business Ethics at Columbia University. "Although you can't argue with the ROI—our research shows possessed customers spend an average of 666% more than their non-possessed counterparts." Sign-teria has also faced regulatory challenges, with the FDA launching an investigation into whether brand possession should be classified as a mind-altering substance. The agency's spokesperson declined to comment, citing an inability to stop purchasing products from Sign-teria's clients. Despite the controversy, Sign-teria continues to expand its offerings. The company recently announced its upcoming "Generational Curse Marketing™" service, designed to ensure brand loyalty across multiple reincarnations. "Side effects are minimal and generally limited to speaking in jingles, compulsive purchasing, and occasional levitation," assured Sign-teria's legal team in a 666-page disclaimer. "Any resemblance to actual demonic possession is purely coincidental and supernaturally binding." For brands interested in exploring supernatural customer engagement solutions, Sign-teria is hosting a webinar next week titled "Beyond Demographics: Targeting Customer Souls." The event will be simultaneously broadcast in both the earthly realm and the astral plane. At press time, this reporter found herself unexpectedly purchasing fourteen BeanzCoffee gift cards while chanting the company's Q3 earnings report. Sign-teria's PR team could not be reached for comment, as they were allegedly busy performing an exorcism on a focus group that had become too engaged with a competitor's brand.

For more information, interested parties can contact Sign-teria's offices during regular business hours (3:00 AM - 666 PM) or summon their sales team through traditional ritualistic means. Terms, conditions, and soul ownership transfer agreements apply.

[sheheryarnaseer]

Engagement: For Normal People 👉 A Ring💍 | For Digital Marketers 👉 Metrics📊 😂

[floridacustommerch]

Top Pitfalls to Watch Out for When Choosing Custom Branded Pens

Top Pitfalls to Watch Out for When Choosing Custom Branded Pens

Custom branded pens are a go-to promotional item—they’re practical, affordable, and almost everyone can use an extra pen! But not every pen is a winner. Before you commit to your next batch, here are a few fun (and all too real) pitfalls to avoid:

The Leaky Pen – Great way to make an impression… but probably not the kind you want when it leaves ink stains everywhere.

The Too-Fat-to-Hold Pen – Fantastic space for your logo, but your clients may need two hands just to write with it.

The Too-Simple Stick Pen – Minimalism is cool, but if your pen looks like it came from the office supply closet, it may not have the wow factor you’re aiming for.

The Stylus-Is-in-the-Way Pen – That handy stylus at the end? Sometimes it just makes writing awkward.

The Recycled-Material Pen That Recycles Too Fast – We love eco-friendly, but not when the pen breaks down quicker than a to-do list.

The Fancy-Pen-in-a-Fancy-Case Pen – Looks like luxury until you start writing with it... then you realize it’s all packaging and no substance.

Choosing the right custom pen can be a small investment with a big impact—just make sure you're picking one that makes your brand look as sharp as you are!

[lmntsmarketing]

Marketing is like sex: everyone thinks they're good at it! 🤔💭😂 But are you really hitting the right spots and getting the desired results? 🎯🔥 Let's spice up your strategy and make sure you're not just faking it till you're making it! 😉🚀

[jjswebworldsolutions]

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[labtechstudio]

When a business development manager approaches the client...

[web99official]

👀 "It’s Complicated" – Because Google changes its algorithm every other week! 🤦‍♂️ 🔍 "In a Relationship" – Because we’re obsessed with rankings! 💰 "Married" – To data, analytics, and ROI! 😂 What’s YOUR marketing relationship status? Comment below! ⬇️

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[global-height]

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