#Matt/Keith/Pidge

[violetineprompts]

When all ur friends graduated before u but they still come back for ur prom

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[soadscrawl]

i wasnt gonna post this but that first little doodle had ppl yodeling on instagram so...... camp staff au

[paperkoifish]

Gummy bear sized Paladins..

[adathria]

Lance’s favorite swear word is “shit”, this boy says “holy shit” so much all you wouldnt be surprised to see a pile of shit with a halo over it. Keith is bitch, “son of a bitch” is like 60% of his vocabulary when hes fighting, Shiro is “damn” not too vulgar but harsh enough to get the feeling across, “dammit” when he drops something or stubs his toe. Hunk probably doesn’t swear too much but uses “hell” when hes feeling intense, a “hell yeah” when hes pumped or a “what the hell” when someone pulls a crazy stunt. Pidge and Matt are one in the same yet they just slightly vary, fuck is their go-to, but Pidge is a “fuck my life” when shes hunched over trying to decipher some alien code. Matt is a “jesus fucking christ” but specifically in a “jfc” reddit abbreviation way.

[pintapotpie]

I like it so much when fic writers explore the literalist pov of vld:

They are children. Fighting a war. Killing people.

None of that tv y7 bs that most people impose (not that it doesn’t have it’s merits as comedy or GA works) because that’s the truth. They are, as human (mostly) children, experiencing the worst that the universe has to offer; most of the time without so much as a thanks.

When writers choose to see the piece that way, only then can we see the intense bonds between the team and why they have a reason to embody that “indomitable human spirit” in the first place.

Show me death of loved ones. Show me raw, ragged human empathy at its lowest. Show me the bottling exhibited by normal fucking teens. Show me strength, courage, people finding a reason to live in their situation when it would be endlessly easier to call it quits and let the universe fight its battles on its own.

Maybe I give this show too much credit?

[mushed-kid]

vld as textposts etc. 34

(i could’ve posted these a while ago but i thought i might make three more to have like a full post but i didnt manage that sorry, i wish i could post as often but making them just doesnt hit the same anymore😔 the children yearn for the vld textposts)

[atla-what-is-this-site]

Voltron Bloopers

*Keith is standing holding half of his bayard in front of a sentry* *off camera*: Keith what happened?

Keith, sadly: it broke

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Shiro: y’all

*cut* Shiro: y’all

*cut* Shiro: Yoll?

*cut* Shiro: you’ll

*cut* Shiro: y’all- fuck, PALADINS!!

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*scene being filmed between Allura and Coran* Coran: ya know, your father put this handy dandy hologram into the ship so you could talk- *shiro screams off set* Allura: what the fuck was that?

Keith, appearing just on set, using two pieces of armor to trap a spider: where’s the back exit again?

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*Allura glaring at Keith* Keith, with his most innocent eyed expression: princess

Allura, looking away: shit i can’t do this

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Lance, angrily: I’ll stick you in a-

Keith: *laughing*

Lance, also laughing: stop you’re contagious!

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Shiro, looking at Keith’s conspiracy board: what is

Shiro, elbowing Lance in the face: THIS- shit Lance you ok?

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Pidge: I programmed this robot to- what did I program it to do again?

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*During “the journey”* *Shiro is strapped to the table* *Kosmo runs in and leaps up onto Shiro’s chest* Shiro: aww who’s a good boy? *pulls arm out of restraint to pet him*

Handler, rushing to drag the dog away: dammit Kosmo not again

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Hunk: so Pidge, what’s your favorite food?

Hunk: *opens cabinet*

Matt, working on his newest coding project in the cabinet: oh hey guys

Pidge, perfect deadpan: I guess you could say he was in the closet.

Director: get out of the closet, Matt

Matt: I’m bi

Director: NOT LIKE THAT

Hunk: Matt get off the set

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Coran: you ever heard of a Red tailed fishmonger?

Pidge: oh yea my brother’s one

Coran: a giant sentient mammal?

Pidge: a furry who likes fish

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*lance gets into the Blue Lion* *barbie girl starts playing* Lance: 🎶oh I’m a Paladin in a giant lioon🎶

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[oranye766]

voltron if it RULED!!

[malyslimak]

Rebelfire my beloved

[gardenof--eden]

Voltron as things from my quotebook

Shiro: I have bad news laced with really good news.

Pidge: Guys that was scarryyyy Hunk: What happened? Pidge: I had to use the booyyysss bathroooommmm

Keith, holding lactaid: I'm the pill plug! Shiro, appearing right behind keith: Are you.

Allura: Why Are your eyelids sweating?? Lance: Zesty eyeshadow.

Hunk: I do be drinking straight syrup on the weekends.

Matt: Listen here, Fruity Pebbles-... dude I'm not gay but if I was, that's what I'd call my boyfriend!

Lance: If you're going to be a dictator, at least be hot.

Lance: Keith is emo. Hunk: He's literally smiling! Emo's don't smile! He's literally a twink. Twinks aren't emo.

[soadscrawl]

wanted to rb the shatt post so bad. youre so real. i think about them so much theyre gay as fuck also i imagine pidge and keith bonding over their gross brothers in love

oh my god ur so right whats it like to have such a beautiful mind. they definitely gang up to bully them

[nerdy-nook]

Some Pre-Kerberos Holt Family Headcanons!

Colleen is the family's breadwinner. Yes, I know Samuel is a Commander, but I feel like people forget that Colleen is also a scientist!

Both Pidge and Matt have ADHD, they got it from their father.

Matt never learned how to drive.

Pidge has some troubles at school—no, not academic troubles, but troubles with bullies. Her parents wanted to transfer her, but she insisted she could tough it out.

The family often invites both Shiro and Adam over to dinner. This is how Keith met the Holts!

Samuel can't cook to save his life.

Matt (accidentally) set a fire in his high school chem lab and got away with it.

Pidge isn't allowed to have energy drinks, yes there is a story behind that.

They invent things to give to each other as gifts! This family is the definition of extra.

Matt tried pot once, and he immediately greened out.

Shiro taught Pidge self-defense because of the bullies.

Matt and Pidge are both heavily invested in FNAF lore; they've made their dad watch countless hours of content about it. He does it because he loves them.

Their back garden is phenomenal, thanks to Colleen.

They have family movie nights, sci-fi is their favorite genre.

Shiro used to lowkey babysit Pidge.

[i-k-quotes-after-dark]

Matt & Romelle misunderstand Keith & Pidge

Keith: Oh, steaks should be just about done. Be right back *kisses Pidge on top of her head*

Matt/Romelle: *wait for the door to close for Keith to be out of earshot*

Romelle: Pidge, we have a question... one you may not like, but you need to answer honestly.

Pidge: ? *cocks her head to the side*

Matt: Is Keith hurting you?

Pidge: W-what? No! Why would you ask that?!

Matt: I'm not blind and stupid Katie, you're wearing long-sleeves when it's 100 degrees outside, and I saw the red marks on your wrist from the baggy sleeves of the labcoat.

Romelle: Please, tell us the truth, Pidge.

Pidge: *has an angry, confused look on her face, pulling her sleeve up to see her wrists, eyes going wide*

Pidge: Oh, oohhhhh...

Romelle: I look at Keith as a brother, but ifnyou need help-

Pidge: *starts laughing*

That's, that's not from Keith hurting me

Pidge: More from him... restricting me

Pidge: *covers her face in embarrassment*

Matt: *goes from confused to horrified*

Romelle: *starts laughing*

Keith comes back in to see Pidge's face is as red as his jacket, Matt can't look him in the eye, Romelle nearly falling out of her chair

Keith: What did I miss?

Romelle: *stops laughing just enough* I recommend silk, rather than rope. Helps clear up confusion.

[mushed-kid]

voltron as textposts etc. 32

(woohoo i made another one! who would’ve thought? i feel like i kinda stopped, and idk lmk)

[diary-of-a-loser-boy]

voltron as dumb things me and my friends have said part one out of ?

TW DRUG REFRENCES, SWEARING, SUGGESTIVE

hunk: wow you’re so beautiful you look like you’re from the rain of sauce

shay: … renaissance. You mean the renaissance.

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keith: someone told me I’m toxic :( are they right

lance: idk probably

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Hunk: wyd

lance: pooping

hunk: haha sure buddy

lance: no like legitimately I am fighting for my life out here

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Lance: i’m going to fuck you so hard you see god and your liver does the chacha slide

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Allura: shiro just said he sleeps with socks on…

keith: tell him to say his goodbyes

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coran, to keith: wya twink ass bitch ass whore :3

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Shiro: hey wya

keith: haha sorry I’m not here today

keith: my lungs sorta aren’t working

keith: hospital maxxing

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Pidge: wait how the fuck did I get into this guys account

Lance: OOH DUDE THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO FUCK SOME SHIT UP

pidge: indeed… *opens a google doc, writes: “get better at signing out”*

Lance: ….

lance: I am so proud

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Shiro: i think that maybe… maybe if I didn’t love allura I’d just be with a man.

Lance: no wayyyy I’m so shocked that’s insane.

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Keith: you’re… so beautiful

Lance: oooh you think im gorgeoussssss

Keith: stop

Lance: you wanna kisssssss me

Lance: you wanna huuuuuug me

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Keith: i kinda… uh… like. You. I guess.

Lance: chat is this rizz

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Coran: i turned around for two minutes and uou guys are already making out

Coran: ewww stawppp

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Lance: current status: hawk tuah-ing 💦

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Matt: that happened?? I don’t remember that

Matt: god I smoke too much weed

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Allura, pointing at Keith, Lance and Hunk in a circle: what are they doing?

Pidge: haha probably drugs

Pidge: oh shit fuck look away they’re actually doing drugs

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Hunk: i just found a lollipop

Pidge: yeah?

Hunk: ywah I ate it but it had white powder on it

Pidge:

Hunk: i found it on the ground

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Lance: i dont feel very sigma rn… *fucking passes out*

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Pidge: sorry I’m late I was ranting to my teacher

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Lance, in a weezer shirt: the fit is hardddd 🔥🔥

Keith: yeah hard to look at

Lance: okay first of all how dare you

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Lance: “ladies, ladies,” I say knowing damn well nobody wants me

[rainbeaudingo]

The further I get from Voltron, the more I feel like the Holt and Shirogane family should’ve been 1 family.

Matt and Pidge are Sam’s biological kids, and Keith is Shiro’s adopted son.

Sam and Shiro would be the same age, having grown up together in the Garrison, and fell in love.

The reason Sam, Matt, and Shiro all go to space together is 1. Their love/knowledge of space and 2. The mission was supposed to be extremely routine (which is different from canon, but I think would make more sense with how technologically advanced the Garrison is).

Keith still got kicked out of the academy, Pidge still had to sneak in, but the two aren’t complete strangers. They’re working in tandem to figure out what happened to their dads and brother.

And Colleen Holt could be Shiro’s best friend. She doesn’t think it’s a great idea for Shiro to go with his arm in the condition it is, and that causes a minor argument. She still becomes the caretaker of Keith and Pidge until Sam and Shiro return.

It just simplifies the group dynamics a bit. It always felt like Shiro and Pidge’s stories were so separate for no reason. He wasn’t even there when she went to find Matt.

And there’s no need for Adam and Curtis. Which weren’t really real characters, if I’m being honest.