#Mercedes Oak-Garcia

[green-green-grass]

the new dndads live show had me CACKLING

[microwave20001]

"slipping through my fingers all the time" but its henry and mercedes looking at their two beautiful boys

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

Sexiest Podcast Character — Unscripted Bracket — Round 2

Propaganda

Ver'million "Millie" Blue (Friends at the Table: PARTIZAN):

Mech pilot with a body horror mode and a thematic dog motif. She’s trans in a culture that does gender way different than contemporary human genders, and she’s sexy about it. Escaped a military super soldier cloning program to join a revolutionary organization. Kind of a fish person (pls look up art of her, it’s all excellent). Dreams of settling down into a peaceful life and is so so so wife to me

She's a canonical goth trans woman with sick teal hair and scales and she's an alien who's vaguely fishlike and she's a sniper and an absolute shit kicker she's literally SO sexy

ok so i did just submit Pickman bc she won my tournament but i gotta say, Milli is my personal pick for sexiest f@tt character! she's goth! she could kill me! but she won't! she just wants to be away from the war! she's breaking out of the worldview she's been conditioned in to since infancy! her mech is called the stray dog! and after the campaign ends she goes around recruiting so many people that they recognizably start getting called the stray dogs! she's so excited to have literally any participation in governing! she spends a while going around the moon to install a communications system and gets to learn what its like when you approach people in a way that isn't immediately antagonistic! SHE DECLARED A GOOD HER RIVAL! she got SO close to getting out but then her sense of duty to others pulled her back in (im not actually sure if that last one is hot exactly but it SURE is compelling). AND SHE'S A FISH WHO REJECTED THE GENDER SYSTEM SHE GREW UP IN FOR ONE NOT DESIGNED TO FURTHER WARFARE!

The entire blog @fuckyeahvermillionblue.

Mercedes Oak-Garcia (Dungeons & Daddies):

MILF of the Year

[ajaystillblue]

“Darryl had slept next to Henry and Mercedes a few times and then with Henry and Glenn, of course, but never with all of them together. It felt right. Safe. 

The afternoon light bled through the blinds, dappling the bed as wind moved trees in the backyard. The fan hummed above them.

Mercedes was the first to fall asleep, snoring lightly, her face tilted towards her husband. Darryl couldn’t see Henry's expression but saw it in his mind’s eye, the gentle reverence of his gaze on her. He reached out to settle a hand on Glenn’s hip, and he was out soon too, forehead resting on Mercedes’ shoulder.

Darryl peeked over at Glenn. His eye was closed but Darryl knew what he sounded like when he was truly asleep. With a start, he realized he’d taken off the eyepatch— he’d never seen Glenn without it. 

“Hey,” he murmured, voice barely audible over the shush of the fan and Henry and Mercedes’ breathing. Glenn looked over at him. 

Sure you’re okay? he mouthed. He knew they were waiting to talk properly but he had to check. 

Glenn studied him for a long moment, face soft in the faint light. His head rose and fell gently with Mercedes’ breathing, his hair shaking into his face. He didn’t move to fix it. 

Gonna be okay, he mouthed back. Promise. 

Darryl’s throat got tight again. He nodded and watched as Glenn drifted off as well. 

He fought against sleep for a long while, not wanting to forget the way he felt at this moment. He watched shadows dance on the wall until his eyes closed.”

I commissioned the incredible @martineisling to design a cover illustration for my fic Emergency Contact and!!!!!!! 🥺🥺 I mean what can I ever SAY!!! The details??? (THE TAROT CARDS!!!!) Their sweet little faces?! Martine’s designs have always been these characters in my mind’s eye when I’m writing so seeing them here like this is such a gift. 

[hellgonaut]

Did somebody say....... monsters and mil- I mean milf- I mean mommies

[cccccasperghost]

*wet slap of ducks feet waddling up to you*

Henry's song to Mercedes Oak-Garcia would be "Love Grows," by Edison Lighthouse and Mercedes song to Henry is "Why do you let me stay here?" By She & Him

Ok bye

*feet slapping away*

[apple-colaa]

Mercedes Oak-Garcia 🧡😩

[scarriestmarlowe]

sketching is never not funny

[ap0callypse]

Dazzle huffed at a rock hitting her leg and continued trotting along the path, albeit a little shakier than before. Henry leaned down and patted her neck, scritching at the base of her ear to calm her. She neighed softly. Dazzle was getting sick of the wind and Henry could tell. He reached into his pack and took out a few slices of an apple he found next to the river they had stopped at. She nuzzled into his hand, “Good girl.” He said.

As he watched the sun setting, he could make out the outline of his home against the orange sky.

aka a western au cause i love it

warning: not rated

words: 2,017

[babacontainsmultitudes]

save me, hot Glenn holidays. hot Glenn holidays. hot Glenn holidays, save me.

[macksartblock]

oh to be a geologist w/ a gorgeous wife and two beautiful boys,,

[jksnrabbit]

i dont know how long i'll be on a closeson kick so eat up dawgs

ignore how shitty it is i rushed

original ⬇️

[dailydndadsdoodles]

mercedes and erin :]

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

Sexiest Podcast Character — Unscripted Bracket — Round 1

Propaganda

Rainer (The Adventure Zone: Graduation):

i'm not dead but she can raise me regardless ;)

Mercedes Oak-Garcia (Dungeons & Daddies):

MILF of the Year

[germultiple]

my take on the wifeys (and the malewife)

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Ep.25.01- Mummy Issues