#Mr. Percy Jackson

[vieja-histerica]

Y’alls hatred toward Annabeth Chase is giving misogyny. SPECIALLY when it’s in favor of y’alls male favs (Nico).

[softestaries]

Chiron and Mr D: now that you've trained at camp for one (1) week it's time for you to embark on a quest to retrieve Zeus' lightning bolt and stop all out war from breaking out amongst the Gods.

Percy: are you aware that i am twelve years old

Chiron and Mr D: this is your dad's will

Percy: is he aware that i am twelve years old

[andy-dandy]

love seeing the beginnings of perseus "pay your fucking child support" jackson's crusade against the gods' parental negligence problem in ep 1 & 2 of the pjo show. the absolute KING of "my daddy gave me issues so HE'S about to HAVE issues"

[mo-mode]

AU where Mr. D claiming to be Percy’s dad accidentally counts as Claiming according to Greek god law or whatever and now all the other gods legitimacy believe Percy is his son, but if Mr. D corrects it, he has to explain to Zeus why he pretended he was Percy’s dad so now he’s like “YEP ol’ Perry Johansson is MY child wowie just look at the little fry, you have your mother’s eyes. Please stop standing next to water or you will blow my cover”

Meanwhile Poseidon is just standing off to the side like “how on earth did I dodge THAT bullet”

[readerconfused]

Mr D insisting that Percy's name is Peter and immediately afterwards yelling at the demigods to get the hell out of the camp I LOVE THIS GOD

[moncuries]

we two creatures of hell

[uselessnbee]

you know i think it would be absolutely hilarious if after some time Percy would get so fed up by Mr. D never calling him by his actual name so Percy would just decide to do the exact same thing to him and start calling him anything but Mr. D/Dionysus

like mr. D would be like "Hey Peter Johnson" and Percy would turn around and with a straight face be like " yes, Dave?" and everyone else is just watching horrified like wtf Percy? do you want to be turned into a cockroach????

or Percy would be talking with someone and be like " Derek told me-"

" who..?"

"you know our camp director? god of wine and all that?"

"......you mean mr. D./Dionysus "

"yeah Dylan...so anyways he told me-"

and then it would become this thing between Percy and Mr. D where they would always try to come up with the most stupid and outrageous wrong names to annoy each other as much as they possibly can

everyone is horrified at Percy and just waiting for Dionysus to smite him but Percy and Mr. D are secretely having a fucking blast

[leah-jeffries]

[thisnerdetteoverthere-blog]

Ongoing List of very tiny details in the pjo show that are ridiculously book-accurate:

The WORD BY WORD narration if the first page

Grover being a vegetarian (as shown in tge scene at the met where Percy wordlessly takes Grovers ham from his sandwich)

The turquoise uniform of the candy shop sally works in that’s hung up on a shelf in the background of the scene between sally & percy in their flat for like 2 seconds

The Chevrolet Cameron Gabe drives

Grover being 24

The minotaur wearing panties

„you drool when you sleep“

Mr. Ds Tiger-Print Shirt

The diet coke in his hand

The satyrs on the strawberry fields

Riptide being a pen with a cap

The fact that percy sleeps on a mat & and a sleeping bag in the floor of the hermes cabin when he first arrives

The number of pearls on luke & annabeths necklaces

Clarisses Cargo Pants & combat boots

Annabeth fixing Percys Armor

[mydairpercabeth]

Dionysus immediately gaslighting Percy into thinking hes Percy’s dad THE SHOW IS SO GOOD

also whoever cast Jason Mantzoukas i wanna kiss you on the forehead

[assortedriceballs]

They could NOT have picked anyone better to play Mr. D. than Jason Mantzoukas.

Mr. D, (obviously on the best vacation of his life), sippin soda, wearing his shades: "PeTEr JohNsON IS hEre!!!!"

[high-warlock-of-brooklyn]

So he met Percy who's just this kid and immediately in no particular order-

Called him by the wrong name

Pretended to be his father while this kid is in absolutely emotional instability after losing his loving mother and in a turmoil over kicking his absentee dad's ass

Wrong name. Again.

Tried to dupe him into breaking the laws set by Zeus because demigods can exploit the loopholes of the gameboard that gods can't

(Still pretending to be his dad btw)

(Still wrong name)

Insisted he take on the quest

Said 'who's Sally Jackson?' 🤷🏻‍♂️ (the absolute slander I swear)

Pretended he's chill and relaxed and laid back

The glint in his eyes when he 'advises' Grover to get over his theories about Sally's assumed death

He's a god. An Olympian. Even trapped by Zeus' laws, even laid back and sipping diet coke. He's a god and barely any better than any of the others.

The fucking switch in his attitude when he gets the glint in his eyes that reminds you he's the fucking God of Madness

Calls Chiron a spoilsport

They couldn't have chosen a better Mr D

[pjosource]

[echo-stimmingrose]

I have funny but first a quick history lesson

In Ancient Athens they had things called ostracons. Basically every year everyone would carve a name of someone they didn't like into a small stone tablet and then submit it. Then they would look at all of the ostracons and if there were too many of one person then they told that person to get tf out. They had ten days to flee Athens and couldn't come back for ten years.

So now I would like you to imagine Dionysus doing a pseudo version of this at Camp Half-blood every month because we all know he LIVES for the drama. (He's stuck there for a hundred years he might as well have some fun)

He would hand out stone tablets (it was very important to him that the names were carved don't ask why) and every person at camp would write a name.

Whoever had their name written down the most would be sent to live in a cabin in the woods for two weeks. If they survived they would be allowed to return to camp.

Mr. D always makes sure there's a crowd around to witness their walk of shame and he takes a picture of said person every month. He keeps them hung up on a wall in the big house.

[sadiekqne]

jason mantzoukas was such a divine choice for mr. d. after watching him as adrian pimento in brooklyn 99 i can completely believe that man can embody the god of ritual madness, religious ecstasy, and schedule 1 narcotics

[bogbutteronmycroissant]