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trying to write a book after being fanfiction coded for so long is so hard. like what do you mean i can't just leave silly little notes at the end of each chapter? i actually gotta lock in?? and not talk about it? but i have so much to say. i know these characters. they were born in my brain. i want to yap about them. not to mention if i use oh oh i'm going to be burned at the stake. it's dangerous out here being an author, stay safe folks.

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hc that Wyatt died 40th place because his odds were 40 in 1

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biblically accurate haymitch abernathy

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whatever you say beautiful

(so that re9 trailer...)

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no because it's actually pretty diabolical of grace's superior to ask that she goes to wrenwood hotel, where her mother died.

just like it's pretty diabolical to ask either leon, chris, jill, or carlos to go back to raccooon city.

what the helly is going on here

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me trying to figure out how alyssa investigating the Dulvey disappearances is the reason grace looks so much like rose. they're sisters through mold i just can't prove it yet. they probably both looked like a blond eveline as a child i jUST CAN'T PROVE IT YET -

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how i imagine the RPD section in RE9 is going to go:

leon: damn, that was my old jeep. explosion must have blown it right in front of the RPD. what are the odds....

leon: damn, that was the welcome sign they hung up for me. can't believe it's still here. ...

leon: damn, that was going to be my desk. weird it's the only one that survived. ..

leon: damn, that was the chair marvin died on...

leon: damn, that was the helicopter mr x showed up behind...

leon: damn, that was the pipe i found a zombie hanging off-

jill: i also worked here for years btw.

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The bomb managing to blow Leon's fucked up Jeep directly in front of the fucked up RPD as some sort of divine punishment for Leon specifically is fucking hilarious oh my god.

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Leon when he hears that his 30 year in the works vacation needs to be delayed yet again because everyone wants him to walk through the destroyed remains of Raccoon City Police Department for visuals and nostalgia:

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CHAPTER 3 BABYYYYYY

Fandom: Hunger Games Series - All Media Types, Sunrise on the Reaping - Fandom Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Haymitch Abernathy/Wyatt Callow, Haymitch Abernathy & Maysilee Donner Summary:

‘Someone like you, just luckier’

 Wyatt Callow isn’t lucky. He’s realistic. An oddsmaker. A son of the Booker Boys. He’s good with numbers, and that’s pretty much all he’s got going for him. Which is how he knows, with pain-staking certainty, the moment his name gets pulled from that damn glass bowl, that he’s going to die. He’s done the math, run the percentages, and there’s no scenario where he walks out of this alive.

He just didn’t factor the recklessness of Haymitch Abernathy into that equation. He probably should have, all things considered.

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“Wait, so your big plan is to blow up the arena?” Wyatt repeats incredulously, and he can already feel his blood pressure rapidly rising.

Haymitch has the audacity to grin. “Only the brain. We’re making a poster.”

Whatever that means.

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wanted to know the meaning of the name mccoy for hunger games reasons and this is what came up. honestly fuck off.

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first re protagonist to not use hair products

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LEON'S JOURNEY STARTED IN RPD AND I SWEAR TO GOD IF IT ENDS THERE -

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leon, claire, carlos, chris, and jill if they're in re9: i'm baCK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING -

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FEBRUARY 27, 2026. RESIDENT EVIL REQUIEM.

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i'm going to become one of the most annoying people you've ever met in feb 2026

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